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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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There was a fab single girl called Honey who liked to ride bareback. She chased married men, she also liked cream pies and cake.

Sometimes she ate popcorn whilst reading up on gushing...is it wee?

She was a scholar at Sydney University and in her spare time she wrote articles for the Daily Mail.

Her favourite pastime was helping all of the poor guys get meets, giving them photo advice and white knighting.

Sadly, she did not own a toilet and often found herself pissing up lampposts, the guys didn't mind but the ladies often took offence at such a classless act.

Verified genuine but terrible at meeting anyone she loved far away from where she said with only clouds of arse smoke to keep her company.

*did i miss anything?

Mwah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She likes cream pies and bukkake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes. What cake do you like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes. What cake do you like? "

Bukkake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She likes to post pictures of her gaping vagina full of cum. Classy.

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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Lived not loved

Fs

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"She likes to post pictures of her gaping vagina full of cum. Classy. "

Dammit.

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton


"Yes. What cake do you like?

Bukkake "

Henceforth to be pronounced Buk kake

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

Also you are totally owning that LBD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forum Flirt been mentioned yet?

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Forum Flirt been mentioned yet?"

I'm not very good at this.

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By * inch DanMan
over a year ago

Chinnor

[Removed by poster at 06/05/17 15:05:37]

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"There was a fab single girl called Honey who liked to ride bareback. She chased married men, she also liked cream pies and cake.

Sometimes she ate popcorn whilst reading up on gushing...is it wee?

She was a scholar at Sydney University and in her spare time she wrote articles for the Daily Mail.

Her favourite pastime was helping all of the poor guys get meets, giving them photo advice and white knighting.

She flirted outrageously in

the forums and loved sharing photos of her fun filled vagina.

Sadly, she did not own a toilet and often found herself pissing up lampposts, the guys didn't mind but the ladies often took offence at such a classless act.

Verified genuine but terrible at meeting anyone she lived far away from where she said with only clouds of arse smoke to keep her company.

*did i miss anything?

Mwah "

Fixed...

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

Forum tartlet too.

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

Yes and she's lively and lovely on this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There was a fab single girl called Honey who liked to ride bareback. She chased married men, she also liked cream pies and cake.

Sometimes she ate popcorn whilst reading up on gushing...is it wee?

She was a scholar at Sydney University and in her spare time she wrote articles for the Daily Mail.

Her favourite pastime was helping all of the poor guys get meets, giving them photo advice and white knighting.

She flirted outrageously in

the forums and loved sharing photos of her fun filled vagina.

Sadly, she did not own a toilet and often found herself pissing up lampposts, the guys didn't mind but the ladies often took offence at such a classless act.

Verified genuine but terrible at meeting anyone she lived far away from where she said with only clouds of arse smoke to keep her company.

*did i miss anything?

Mwah

Fixed..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can drive a man to unlos and get in trouble for making fruity comments...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes. What cake do you like?

Bukkake "

Oh yeh. Thank for answering my question.

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"There was a fab single girl called Honey who liked to ride bareback. She chased married men, she also liked cream pies and cake.

Sometimes she ate popcorn whilst reading up on gushing...is it wee?

She was a scholar at Sydney University and in her spare time she wrote articles for the Daily Mail.

Her favourite pastime was helping all of the poor guys get meets, giving them photo advice and white knighting.

She flirted outrageously in

the forums and loved sharing photos of her cum filled vagina.

Sadly, she did not own a toilet and often found herself pissing up lampposts, the guys didn't mind but the ladies often took offence at such a classless act.

Verified genuine but terrible at meeting anyone she lived far away from where she said with only clouds of arse smoke to keep her company.

*did i miss anything?

Mwah

Fixed...

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My phone hates the word cum it changes it to fun.

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Can drive a man to unlos and get in trouble for making fruity comments... "

A series of unfortunate events

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She is also fond of taking relaxing & peaceful mini break weekends at the request of da management

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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She has a voodoo vagina and men fall in love with her.

She is like a dream girl...or fuck dream.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can drive a man to unlos and get in trouble for making fruity comments...

A series of unfortunate events "

Lemony Suckits

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over a year ago

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"She is also fond of taking relaxing & peaceful mini break weekends at the request of da management "

Ah yes, those wonderful holidays during she reflects and ponders.

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"Can drive a man to unlos and get in trouble for making fruity comments...

A series of unfortunate events

Lemony Suckits "

Don't be so bitter

Fear not. Help is on the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She has a voodoo vagina and men fall in love with her.

She is like a dream girl...or fuck dream. "

Has a sly come hither stare, that strips your conscience bare.

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By *iss.Honey OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"She has a voodoo vagina and men fall in love with her.

She is like a dream girl...or fuck dream.

Has a sly come hither stare, that strips your conscience bare."

Witchcraft.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FAF?

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