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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well never mind, what about you lovely peeps what do you really need / want today?

Tink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A neck rub. My neck has seized up and I need it to work because I have a kickboxing grading in a few hours and a karate grading tomorrow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vodafone to tell me they're erecting a mast nearby soon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A neck rub. My neck has seized up and I need it to work because I have a kickboxing grading in a few hours and a karate grading tomorrow.

**grabs oil and warms hands**

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Vodafone to tell me they're erecting a mast nearby soon.

Oh dear

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Coffee and pancakes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Double cheese burger and chocolate milkshake from macdonalds xxx

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

Work to finish around 6

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tea and cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A neck rub. My neck has seized up and I need it to work because I have a kickboxing grading in a few hours and a karate grading tomorrow.

**grabs oil and warms hands**"

Offfftt why thankyou

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By *oyuer99Man
over a year ago

PRESTON

A filthy sub for bondage fun. lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coffee and pancakes.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Tea and cake

I want to be going to brunch with the birthday girl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Double cheese burger and chocolate milkshake from macdonalds xxx"

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By *ouble_CreamCouple
over a year ago

cheltenham

Not to be stood freezing on the side of a football pitch!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Work to finish around 6

Done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tea and cake

It so happens I make a lovely cup of tea.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Vodafone to tell me they're erecting a mast nearby soon.

Surely you have your own mast to erect?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Coffee and pancakes.

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no one has ever made me pancakes before

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tink

All yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A TARDIS would be good. So many people on here that I want to share a coffee with

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tea and cake

What kind of cake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee and pancakes.

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no one has ever made me pancakes before "

I'll make you waffles. I just got a waffle maker. I'm waffley excited.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"A TARDIS would be good. So many people on here that I want to share a coffee with "

Just coffee

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

Well never mind, what about you lovely peeps what do you really need / want today?

Tink "

nothing I am in the enviable position of having everything I want and need in my life at this moment in time .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tea and cake

It so happens I make a lovely cup of tea. "

True story

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A neck rub. My neck has seized up and I need it to work because I have a kickboxing grading in a few hours and a karate grading tomorrow.

**grabs oil and warms hands**

Offfftt why thankyou

You are welcome

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A filthy sub for bondage fun. lol"

Blimey checks cupboard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A really really good dinner idea for today - I feel summery and want something light and flavourful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tea and cake

I want to be going to brunch with the birthday girl "

Definitely

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not to be stood freezing on the side of a football pitch!!

Huggles

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

A lottery win!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tea and cake

It so happens I make a lovely cup of tea. "

It's true

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By *icked_tongueMan
over a year ago

Bolton

"Vodafone to tell me they're erecting a mast nearby soon.

Surely you have your own mast to erect?

Ooh err missus.....was waiting for the first smutty remark about masts and erections lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tea and cake

What kind of cake?"

Chocolate fudge cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sun to come out... Want to go topless

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coffee and pancakes.

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no one has ever made me pancakes before "

That is a sin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tea and cake

It so happens I make a lovely cup of tea. "

Oh really?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A TARDIS would be good. So many people on here that I want to share a coffee with "

You should organise a party

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By *ouble_CreamCouple
over a year ago

cheltenham

"Not to be stood freezing on the side of a football pitch!!

Huggles"

Yes please! I need warming up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A TARDIS would be good. So many people on here that I want to share a coffee with

Just coffee

And cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coffee and pancakes.

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no one has ever made me pancakes before

I'll make you waffles. I just got a waffle maker. I'm waffley excited.

Show off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee and pancakes.

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no one has ever made me pancakes before

That is a sin"

I agree

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"A TARDIS would be good. So many people on here that I want to share a coffee with

Just coffee

And cake

What about tapas?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A neck rub. My neck has seized up and I need it to work because I have a kickboxing grading in a few hours and a karate grading tomorrow.

**grabs oil and warms hands**

Offfftt why thankyou

You are welcome "

Since your hands are warm and oily, can you rub a little lower?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee and pancakes.

Grabs frying pan

no one has ever made me pancakes before

I'll make you waffles. I just got a waffle maker. I'm waffley excited.

You are waffley versatile aren't you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well never mind, what about you lovely peeps what do you really need / want today?

Tink

nothing I am in the enviable position of having everything I want and need in my life at this moment in time ."

Wow well I am super happy for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A really really good dinner idea for today - I feel summery and want something light and flavourful

Seafood

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A lottery win! "

9 18 32 33 41 48

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Coffee and pancakes.

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no one has ever made me pancakes before

I'll make you waffles. I just got a waffle maker. I'm waffley excited.

Yummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tea and cake

It so happens I make a lovely cup of tea.

Oh really?

Really, verified on this thread too. You'll have to find out for yourself though.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Coffee and pancakes.

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no one has ever made me pancakes before

That is a sin

I agree

I'll be sure to visit you both then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tea and cake

What kind of cake?

Chocolate fudge cake "

I happen to make excellent chocolate fudge cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee and pancakes.

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no one has ever made me pancakes before

I'll make you waffles. I just got a waffle maker. I'm waffley excited.

I want waffles.

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over a year ago

"A really really good dinner idea for today - I feel summery and want something light and flavourful

Seafood"

The variety is mid-boggling - I need specifics woman, recipe, sides the full works!

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over a year ago

"The sun to come out... Want to go topless

You don't need the sun

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Vodafone to tell me they're erecting a mast nearby soon.

Surely you have your own mast to erect?

Ooh err missus.....was waiting for the first smutty remark about masts and erections lol"

I need no invitation in my default mode to embark on such unbecoming behaviour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something to do today? All my weekend plans have been cancelled on me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tea and cake

What kind of cake?

Chocolate fudge cake

I happen to make excellent chocolate fudge cake

I make tea, you make cake, the three of us should probably get together then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A TARDIS would be good. So many people on here that I want to share a coffee with

Just coffee

And cake

I am making chocolate fudge

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

Well never mind, what about you lovely peeps what do you really need / want today?

Tink

nothing I am in the enviable position of having everything I want and need in my life at this moment in time .

Wow well I am super happy for you

thanks tink despite what some people think good things do happen and come to a guy like me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A TARDIS would be good. So many people on here that I want to share a coffee with

Just coffee

And cake

What about tapas?

Yummy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A neck rub. My neck has seized up and I need it to work because I have a kickboxing grading in a few hours and a karate grading tomorrow.

**grabs oil and warms hands**

Offfftt why thankyou

You are welcome

Since your hands are warm and oily, can you rub a little lower?

Chest?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tea and cake

It so happens I make a lovely cup of tea.

Oh really?

Really, verified on this thread too. You'll have to find out for yourself though.

Oh I'm sure I shall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For some reason I am craving a Wagamamas seafood ramen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee and pancakes.

Grabs frying pan

no one has ever made me pancakes before

I'll make you waffles. I just got a waffle maker. I'm waffley excited.

I want waffles.

I had waffles yesterday, was delicious

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A really really good dinner idea for today - I feel summery and want something light and flavourful

Seafood

The variety is mid-boggling - I need specifics woman, recipe, sides the full works!

Shall I pop over and cook it for you too

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By *ouble_CreamCouple
over a year ago

cheltenham

Well never mind, what about you lovely peeps what do you really need / want today?

Tink

nothing I am in the enviable position of having everything I want and need in my life at this moment in time .

Wow well I am super happy for you

thanks tink despite what some people think good things do happen and come to a guy like me

Awww...feeling all warm and fuzzy by association. Happiness spreads happiness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A neck rub. My neck has seized up and I need it to work because I have a kickboxing grading in a few hours and a karate grading tomorrow.

**grabs oil and warms hands**

Offfftt why thankyou

You are welcome

Since your hands are warm and oily, can you rub a little lower?

Chest?"

Yeah there's good, keep going....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After a week of rushing around and nearly meeting myself coming back, and not getting enough sleep, today's plan is no plan... I want a nice, lazy day.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Something to do today? All my weekend plans have been cancelled on me. "

Take a lovely lady and ......

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

"A really really good dinner idea for today - I feel summery and want something light and flavourful

Seafood

The variety is mid-boggling - I need specifics woman, recipe, sides the full works!

Shall I pop over and cook it for you too

Now you're talking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee and pancakes.

Grabs frying pan

no one has ever made me pancakes before

I'll make you waffles. I just got a waffle maker. I'm waffley excited.

Show off

Moi?!!! Yeah, totes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tea and cake

What kind of cake?

Chocolate fudge cake

I happen to make excellent chocolate fudge cake

Oh excellent. I shall set off to the land of pixie dust

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lovely hot massage followed by lots of foreplay and deep penetrative sex .. more sex .. then not to have to go into work this afternoon. Hmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tea and cake

What kind of cake?

Chocolate fudge cake

I happen to make excellent chocolate fudge cake

I make tea, you make cake, the three of us should probably get together then.

Now that sounds like a plan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee and pancakes.

Grabs frying pan

no one has ever made me pancakes before

I'll make you waffles. I just got a waffle maker. I'm waffley excited.

You are waffley versatile aren't you?

Birds Eye Potato!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well never mind, what about you lovely peeps what do you really need / want today?

Tink

nothing I am in the enviable position of having everything I want and need in my life at this moment in time .

Wow well I am super happy for you

thanks tink despite what some people think good things do happen and come to a guy like me

Awesome **adds glitter**

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"For some reason I am craving a Wagamamas seafood ramen

Oh that's yummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee and pancakes.

Grabs frying pan

no one has ever made me pancakes before

I'll make you waffles. I just got a waffle maker. I'm waffley excited.

I want waffles.

Well waffle you waiting for? Get over here!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A neck rub. My neck has seized up and I need it to work because I have a kickboxing grading in a few hours and a karate grading tomorrow.

**grabs oil and warms hands**

Offfftt why thankyou

You are welcome

Since your hands are warm and oily, can you rub a little lower?

Chest?

Yeah there's good, keep going....

Lower?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee and pancakes.

Grabs frying pan

no one has ever made me pancakes before

I'll make you waffles. I just got a waffle maker. I'm waffley excited.

Yummy "

You are

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"After a week of rushing around and nearly meeting myself coming back, and not getting enough sleep, today's plan is no plan... I want a nice, lazy day."

Shall we snuggle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A neck rub. My neck has seized up and I need it to work because I have a kickboxing grading in a few hours and a karate grading tomorrow.

**grabs oil and warms hands**

Offfftt why thankyou

You are welcome

Since your hands are warm and oily, can you rub a little lower?

Chest?

Yeah there's good, keep going....

Lower?

Yes please

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over a year ago

"A really really good dinner idea for today - I feel summery and want something light and flavourful

Seafood

The variety is mid-boggling - I need specifics woman, recipe, sides the full works!

Shall I pop over and cook it for you too

Now you're talking

On my way. Ummmm can you keep the belt out?

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

"Something to do today? All my weekend plans have been cancelled on me. "

You can come do my garden if you like? I really don't want to!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"For some reason I am craving a Wagamamas seafood ramen

Those seats are so uncomfortable and very close together

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coffee and pancakes.

Grabs frying pan

no one has ever made me pancakes before

I'll make you waffles. I just got a waffle maker. I'm waffley excited.

Show off

Moi?!!! Yeah, totes!"

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Coffee and pancakes.

Grabs frying pan

no one has ever made me pancakes before

I'll make you waffles. I just got a waffle maker. I'm waffley excited.

Yummy

You are"
so I can visit for waffles and a story?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tea and cake

What kind of cake?

Chocolate fudge cake

I happen to make excellent chocolate fudge cake

Oh excellent. I shall set off to the land of pixie dust

Don't forget your sat navigation it's a bitch to find

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee and pancakes.

Grabs frying pan

no one has ever made me pancakes before

I'll make you waffles. I just got a waffle maker. I'm waffley excited.

I want waffles.

Well waffle you waiting for? Get over here!"

I'm not sure you can just keep adding waffle into every sentence.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A lovely hot massage followed by lots of foreplay and deep penetrative sex .. more sex .. then not to have to go into work this afternoon. Hmm "

Goodness that's specific let's see I'm sure you'll get a few offers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Something to do today? All my weekend plans have been cancelled on me.

Take a lovely lady and ......"

Unfortunately your not looking for single guys under 98 or I would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We want a small fire down by the river with a kettle brewing. Should be there by dusk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee and pancakes.

Grabs frying pan

no one has ever made me pancakes before

I'll make you waffles. I just got a waffle maker. I'm waffley excited.

Yummy

You areso I can visit for waffles and a story?"

Of course

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Need and want are 2 difrount things

I realey need sum work as the 0 hour contract im on is getting annoying

I realey want a partner / girl Frend thoe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Double cheese burger and chocolate milkshake from macdonalds xxx"

Need to add to my last post add a unicorn to the list as well im im happy lol x

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over a year ago

"A really really good dinner idea for today - I feel summery and want something light and flavourful

Seafood

The variety is mid-boggling - I need specifics woman, recipe, sides the full works!

Shall I pop over and cook it for you too

Now you're talking

On my way. Ummmm can you keep the belt out?"

Ooh - is that a want or a need?

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over a year ago

"After a week of rushing around and nearly meeting myself coming back, and not getting enough sleep, today's plan is no plan... I want a nice, lazy day.

Shall we snuggle?"

A snuggle would be perfect!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee and pancakes.

Grabs frying pan

no one has ever made me pancakes before

I'll make you waffles. I just got a waffle maker. I'm waffley excited.

I want waffles.

Well waffle you waiting for? Get over here!

I'm not sure you can just keep adding waffle into every sentence. "

I'm stuffing my mouth it's waffle now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just want to bake a mountain on unhealthy stuff as I find it therapeutic

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Something to do today? All my weekend plans have been cancelled on me.

Take a lovely lady and ......

Unfortunately your not looking for single guys under 98 or I would

ahhhh that's sweet

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over a year ago

"We want a small fire down by the river with a kettle brewing. Should be there by dusk

On it

Which river?

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

A shoulder massage would be good. Think I slept a bit funny. Dont usually have the bed all to myself lol. Need some bits for our holiday so will be going shopping when Miss gets up after her night shift. Jack.

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over a year ago

"Coffee and pancakes.

Grabs frying pan

no one has ever made me pancakes before

I'll make you waffles. I just got a waffle maker. I'm waffley excited.

I want waffles.

Well waffle you waiting for? Get over here!

I'm not sure you can just keep adding waffle into every sentence.

I'm stuffing my mouth it's waffle now!"

Tartlet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Need and want are 2 difrount things

I realey need sum work as the 0 hour contract im on is getting annoying

I realey want a partner / girl Frend thoe

I'm not sure how to help with that

but I can supply cuddles and cake

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over a year ago

"I just want to bake a mountain on unhealthy stuff as I find it therapeutic

I would like to eat a mountain of unhealthy stuff!

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over a year ago

"I just want to bake a mountain on unhealthy stuff as I find it therapeutic

I'd like to eat some unhealthy stuff as I find it delicious. I can also provide tea.

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over a year ago

A big fat fry-up, bought to my room by a hot guy with a huge willy. Please

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over a year ago

"Coffee and pancakes.

Grabs frying pan

no one has ever made me pancakes before

I'll make you waffles. I just got a waffle maker. I'm waffley excited.

I want waffles.

Well waffle you waiting for? Get over here!

I'm not sure you can just keep adding waffle into every sentence.

I'm stuffing my mouth it's waffle now!

Tartlet. "

Wa? Little ffle me?

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over a year ago

"I just want to bake a mountain on unhealthy stuff as I find it therapeutic

I would like to eat a mountain of unhealthy stuff!"

Give me a few hours

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over a year ago

"A really really good dinner idea for today - I feel summery and want something light and flavourful

Seafood

The variety is mid-boggling - I need specifics woman, recipe, sides the full works!

Shall I pop over and cook it for you too

Now you're talking

On my way. Ummmm can you keep the belt out?

Ooh - is that a want or a need?"

Yes PB today I really really want to be taken in hand so to speak

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over a year ago

Sun and warm weather for a change

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over a year ago

"I just want to bake a mountain on unhealthy stuff as I find it therapeutic

Can you bake chocolate cake?

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over a year ago

"I just want to bake a mountain on unhealthy stuff as I find it therapeutic

I would like to eat a mountain of unhealthy stuff!

Give me a few hours

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over a year ago

"Coffee and pancakes.

Grabs frying pan

no one has ever made me pancakes before

I'll make you waffles. I just got a waffle maker. I'm waffley excited.

I want waffles.

Well waffle you waiting for? Get over here!

I'm not sure you can just keep adding waffle into every sentence.

I'm stuffing my mouth it's waffle now!

Tartlet.

Wa? Little ffle me?"

That's was pretty good. Bravo.

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over a year ago

"A big fat fry-up, bought to my room by a hot guy with a huge willy. Please "

One will be along shortly

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over a year ago

"A shoulder massage would be good. Think I slept a bit funny. Dont usually have the bed all to myself lol. Need some bits for our holiday so will be going shopping when Miss gets up after her night shift. Jack."

My hands are warm and oily

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Need and want are 2 difrount things

I realey need sum work as the 0 hour contract im on is getting annoying

I realey want a partner / girl Frend thoe

I'm not sure how to help with that

but I can supply cuddles and cake"

Lol

Il have sum toffee cake with toffee sorce then

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over a year ago

"Sun and warm weather for a change

Books flights

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

A teleportation device....

A magic carpet....

An Ironman suit....

Failing the above a tunnel with high speed train service between here and the UK...

I wanna give SexyB a big squishy birthday smoooooch

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

My hands are warm and oily"

Warm hands are good.

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over a year ago

"Sun and warm weather for a change

Books flights

Had them booked already

But the sun and warm weather I wanted for today, just right here where I live

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be whisked away somewhere warm, be pampered and have a stress free day. Oh and some hot rampant sex would be good x

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over a year ago

"I just want to bake a mountain on unhealthy stuff as I find it therapeutic

Can you bake chocolate cake?"

I am sure it can be arranged with a topping/filling of choice

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over a year ago

"Coffee and pancakes.

Grabs frying pan

no one has ever made me pancakes before

That is a sin

I agree

I'll be sure to visit you both then "

Please do. I give good pancake

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over a year ago

"A TARDIS would be good. So many people on here that I want to share a coffee with

Just coffee

And cake

What about tapas?

Tapas sounds good. Know anywhere?

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over a year ago

"Coffee and pancakes.

Grabs frying pan

no one has ever made me pancakes before

I'll make you waffles. I just got a waffle maker. I'm waffley excited.

I want waffles.

Well waffle you waiting for? Get over here!

I'm not sure you can just keep adding waffle into every sentence.

I'm stuffing my mouth it's waffle now!

Tartlet.

Wa? Little ffle me?

That's was pretty good. Bravo. "

I'm waffley good. Try me.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"A TARDIS would be good. So many people on here that I want to share a coffee with

Just coffee

And cake

What about tapas?

Tapas sounds good. Know anywhere?

I do as it happens

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"A really really good dinner idea for today - I feel summery and want something light and flavourful

Seafood

The variety is mid-boggling - I need specifics woman, recipe, sides the full works!

Shall I pop over and cook it for you too

Now you're talking

On my way. Ummmm can you keep the belt out?

Ooh - is that a want or a need?

Yes PB today I really really want to be taken in hand so to speak

Bring a fish slice and I'll take you in hand..

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over a year ago

"A TARDIS would be good. So many people on here that I want to share a coffee with

Just coffee

And cake

What about tapas?

Tapas sounds good. Know anywhere?

I do as it happens

I'm all yours

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London

I want strawberry tart served on a chiseled abs.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

My new book to hurry up and arrive. Preferably with the author as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Starbucks and a Costco carrot cake ...

Followed by a horny woman

2 out of 3 will have to do ...gets in car

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"A TARDIS would be good. So many people on here that I want to share a coffee with

Just coffee

And cake

What about tapas?

Tapas sounds good. Know anywhere?

I do as it happens

I'm all yours "

Yummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

discs and pads all round..

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over a year ago

"A TARDIS would be good. So many people on here that I want to share a coffee with

Just coffee

And cake

What about tapas?

Tapas sounds good. Know anywhere?

I do as it happens

I'm all yours

Yummy

You can be the judge of that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake. And lots of it

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By *dy-ukTV/TS
over a year ago

Alcester

A female to tie me up and have some sadistic fun with her discarded wet knickers n tights

I can keep dreaming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would be happy with a cuddly sleep with a certain lady.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuddles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To not be super stressed and to feel normal - well, normalish

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