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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

He said to me . ... . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it

I said to him .... . . You wear pants don't you?

He said to me ... . ......... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?

I said to him .. That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart

He said to me. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?

I said to him . ..... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said to me. ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?

I said to him ... . They don't have time.

He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

I said to him .. .. I don't know; it has never happened.

He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?

I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.

He said to me...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

I said to him. . .. A widow.

He said to me.... Why are married women heavier than single women?

I said to him .. . .. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed….Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Im saying nothing...

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LOL....love it

The reality of life!

Might just have to pinch a few

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

waiting for the the other side of the story now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"waiting for the the other side of the story now "

I don't have a blokes version but someone will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She said to me... Why is it always football, football, football on the tv?

I said to her... Cos I love the fact that there is one thing in this world you'll admit you haven't got a clue about.

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She said to me... Why don't you come home after work?

I said to her... Give me a reason to and I will. Plus the pub does an excellent lamb shank.

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She said to me... Why do car tyres always come in black?

I said to her... cos if they came in pink you'd be getting me to change them everyday cos they're dirty

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She said to me... Why don't you like my mother?

I said to her... cos it reminds me what you're going to look like in 30 years time

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She said to me... Wh..

I just managed to stop that one in time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"She said to me... Why is it always football, football, football on the tv?

I said to her... Cos I love the fact that there is one thing in this world you'll admit you haven't got a clue about.

~

She said to me... Why don't you come home after work?

I said to her... Give me a reason to and I will. Plus the pub does an excellent lamb shank.

~

She said to me... Why do car tyres always come in black?

I said to her... cos if they came in pink you'd be getting me to change them everyday cos they're dirty

~

She said to me... Why don't you like my mother?

I said to her... cos it reminds me what you're going to look like in 30 years time

~

She said to me... Wh..

I just managed to stop that one in time."

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

pmsl

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

good ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

funny as hell....anyone got anymore?

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

what men really mean.. a manslation

Do you want to go to a movie? I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

Can I take you out to dinner? I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

Can I call you sometime? I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

May I have this dance? I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

Nice dress! Nice cleavage

You look tense, let me give you a massage I want to fondle you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" what men really mean.. a manslation

Do you want to go to a movie? I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

Can I take you out to dinner? I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

Can I call you sometime? I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

May I have this dance? I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

Nice dress! Nice cleavage

You look tense, let me give you a massage I want to fondle you.

"

DAMN....we've been rumbled lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" what men really mean.. a manslation

Do you want to go to a movie? I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

Can I take you out to dinner? I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

Can I call you sometime? I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

May I have this dance? I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

Nice dress! Nice cleavage

You look tense, let me give you a massage I want to fondle you.

"

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