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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My son is away, I've been watching Netflix, eating ice cream and I realise I'm a little bit d*unk. Ok,wine has been d*unk as well.

How are you going to entertain me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think I might just sit back and watch the d*unk fabbing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Colouring amongst my giant fluffy pink throw?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Again.....I better bugger off

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Come sit in bed with me, I'm having a 3sum with Ben and Jerry.

I also have some instructions for my evening.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Again.....I better bugger off

You love me really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I join?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've so far drank 4 cans of dark fruits! Not squiffy yet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Come sit in bed with me, I'm having a 3sum with Ben and Jerry.

I also have some instructions for my evening.

I have strawberry cheesecake Haagen Dazs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come sit in bed with me, I'm having a 3sum with Ben and Jerry.

I also have some instructions for my evening.

Oh please do tell, I want some instructions for my evening.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Come sit in bed with me, I'm having a 3sum with Ben and Jerry.

I also have some instructions for my evening.

I have strawberry cheesecake Haagen Dazs"

Oh yum. I've got caramel cookie dough and a penis to peruse

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"My son is away, I've been watching Netflix, eating ice cream and I realise I'm a little bit d*unk. Ok,wine has been d*unk as well.

How are you going to entertain me? "

The question is how would you like us to entertain you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Again.....I better bugger off

You love me really

Who said that?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Come sit in bed with me, I'm having a 3sum with Ben and Jerry.

I also have some instructions for my evening.

Oh please do tell, I want some instructions for my evening.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I join?

Of course

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By *airymagicWoman
over a year ago

goblin city

I've just had a superb chicken kebab with extra salad n mayo...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Again.....I better bugger off

You love me really

Who said that?

Ah,dementia, how sad

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By *r_BBW_LoverMan
over a year ago

Swindon

You can help me with a new jigsaw puzzle I bought... I only got it yesterday and I'm nearly halfway done. I think that's good going considering on the box it says "From 2 - 4 years"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My son is away, I've been watching Netflix, eating ice cream and I realise I'm a little bit d*unk. Ok,wine has been d*unk as well.

How are you going to entertain me? "

Bit of juggling, magic show, few card tricks maybe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Again.....I better bugger off

You love me really

Who said that?

Ah,dementia, how sad

Ah just early stages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First class train ticket to reading, case of wine, a litre of warm baby oil and my wipe clean edition of twister it is

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My son is away, I've been watching Netflix, eating ice cream and I realise I'm a little bit d*unk. Ok,wine has been d*unk as well.

How are you going to entertain me?

The question is how would you like us to entertain you x"

Bums, lips,faces. That will entertain me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had liquid codeine... Prepare for the love-in!

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