FabSwingers.com forum: Colour of your undies and the last thing you had in your mouth gives you your Stripper Name

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's your's ?

Mine is Black Quiche

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By *sagent81Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Grey potato. Not very sexy

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

In a bizarre quirk of fate my pants today have Minions in them and the last thing I ate was a banana....

So it'd genuinely be Minion Banana!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Grey potato. Not very sexy"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grey banana

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

Scarlet Fruit Scone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In a bizarre quirk of fate my pants today have Minions in them and the last thing I ate was a banana....

So it'd genuinely be Minion Banana!!

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

Blue Chorizo.

It was a case of a kick in the goolies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black Vanilla Coke

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By *ittle miss belleWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

White chocolate eclair

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

•+• Access Denied •+•

aqua coffee.

not wearing undies but my shorts are aqua blue.

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Black oreo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blue Chorizo.

It was a case of a kick in the goolies. "

Could be worse

Could have been Blue Waffle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Purple almond!!

Miss Cov

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

Blue Chorizo.

It was a case of a kick in the goolies.

Could be worse

Could have been Blue Waffle"

Runs away to hide.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mark here mine is Commando Twix

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black fish

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By *ackdd72Man
over a year ago

the valleys

Purple Jaffa cake

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By *ubSirVient-DefinitionCouple
over a year ago

dukinfield

Blue Water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Commando fish

Just out of the bath and chilling lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blue sprite( sounds like a super hero)

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Polkadot clitoris

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Black hula hoop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black cider

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

Blue pancake

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Having a laugh at these, brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black fruit and nut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blue pancake

Not far off of blue waffle

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

"Black hula hoop"

I have to maintain a stock of salt and vinegar hoops for the boy child. Nothing else will do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Purple tea

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By *on and TammyCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Turquoise Gammon

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Blue pancake

Not far off of blue waffle

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By *rwolfMan
over a year ago

bristol

Commando spinich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black nuts

Oh yea!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black water

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Black hula hoop

I have to maintain a stock of salt and vinegar hoops for the boy child. Nothing else will do. "

Good lad. Make sure he leaves me some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black fajita lmao x

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Naked chip

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

"Black hula hoop

I have to maintain a stock of salt and vinegar hoops for the boy child. Nothing else will do.

Good lad. Make sure he leaves me some

You'll be lucky.

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

"Blue pancake

Not far off of blue waffle

But luckily enough not

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By *andVCouple
over a year ago

Doncaster

Commando dr pepper lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

White sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pink chips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black licor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blue Waffle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Purple marrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Commando cookie!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Pink Cookie

(I quite like that)

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By *elloWoman
over a year ago

alpha centauri

Pink milkshake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These are really good

Flowery prosecco

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black baked potato

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pink beans x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

purple biscuits

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

Black sausage sandwich

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

White raspberry

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By *cott89Man
over a year ago

prestatyn

blue sausage butty

(makes me sound like a smurf who gives anal)

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

White pina colada

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Black finger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blue peanut.

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By *inkpanther773Man
over a year ago

leigh

Red pizza

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marvel Comics pot noodle!

erm not sure if thats a porn name or a normal saturday for me!

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By *anatee175Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Pink vodka

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now I'm pink Jaffa cakes

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By *r_BBW_LoverMan
over a year ago

Swindon

Green Waffle... I'm just glad I'm not wearing my blue underwear today!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black chicken nugget

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No wine

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By *inkpanther773Man
over a year ago

leigh

"Red pizza"

Commando gin now

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By *irceWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester

Black straw

Cool

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"White pina colada

Caught in the rain?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naked coffee

Yes ladies I'm in my PJs

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Off white spunk

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By * Reason WhyCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle Area

Navy Chewits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grey Coconut

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Naked wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

grey steak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

White Chocolate. Not so bad I guess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Commando Nando

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Navy with white polka dots chicken burger definitely has a certain ring to it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red Chilli, not bad I suppose!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Peach chicken and mushroom slice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black Tea?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mink cocktail

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"White pina colada

Caught in the rain?"

See kik lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cream cucumber. I wish I was joking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zebra Rock Shrimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black watermelon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blue hobnobs

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By *istressZoeTV/TS
over a year ago

cheshire

Purple Wrap x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naked doom bar

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By *nvercoupleCouple
over a year ago

Inverness

I dont have any knickers on?

And I have a sore head so....

Bare Panadol? lol

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

Commando Hawaiian

Mrs blue eyes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm knickerless Baji at the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wetcommando finger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

White Welshcake...? FFS, that sounds more like the name of a bloody racehorse...now where did that Red Rum go...?

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By *eshzMan
over a year ago

0151

White cinnamon danish protein shake!!!

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Naked blackberry

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Black Diet Pepsi, not a great name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

White viscount

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Black Diet Pepsi, not a great name

No wait, it would be Commando Straw

Still crap

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By *atsun xxxMan
over a year ago

Nr LOUTH Lincolnshire

Grey flake 99

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black tea aha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black taco

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs T purple balls ( meatballs )

Mr - Red buttons

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley

Black Sandwich - which makes my middle names Ham, Cheese and Chutney.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

White biscuit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black & White Pollack

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By *.Watford-AmericanMan
over a year ago

St Albans / Bournemouth

Blue muffin mine sound like some dodgy sti

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By *Devil77Man
over a year ago

West Midlands

Striped rolo

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Blue Raspberry

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Black White Chocolate

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By *nequeenslutWoman
over a year ago

rugeley

commando cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

White Smoothie

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Pink porridge... sexy lol

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By *AA123Couple
over a year ago

Lichfield

Commando Shreddies.

Meh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think I like my stripper name. Commando Bacon sounds grim.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naked twister

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By *ullswapcouple30Couple
over a year ago

Valleys

Black cheerios... oh dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cerise Dairy Milk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

White toast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black Toast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Commando danish .....oh dear

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By *nequeenslutWoman
over a year ago

rugeley

"Black taco"

sounds worse than blue waffle

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By *ero666Man
over a year ago

fife

Black Pom-Bear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red egg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

White latte

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pink Twirl!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stripy coffee.

PTU xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black nipple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black Toothbrush

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By *t3_jalapenoMan
over a year ago

darlo

Grey Weetabix

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Grey Weetabix

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London

Pink marmite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Purple tea...

Could be worse!

Poppy

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By *eneral_NoStringsMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"Pink Twirl!"

That's not bad lool. Mine is 'Black Oats'.

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Mine would be black digestive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pink coffee

Could be worse!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Naked cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Purple Grenade

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By *igJandTheBlondeCouple
over a year ago

Kings Hill

I call the crust of the bread a knobby, so I'd be Rosy Knobby!

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By *upergirthukMan
over a year ago

Liverpool UK

Commando Toothbrush. Pmsl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black Nuts....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Name change, I'm now Black Coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brown Leftover Chicken Tikka Roll?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brown Leftover Chicken Tikka Roll?

Tasty....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Multi Coloured Bacon Sarnie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cerise Dairy Milk

Love the colour Cerise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black crumpet x

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Naked Coconut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That would be naked banana lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dirty sausage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stripy Jaffa Cake

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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham

You can call me... Plaid Toast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the main stage now... Blue Malteser!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Purple Tea! More Rapper than Stripper, maybe x

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By *lexis99Woman
over a year ago

From Southwark

Ha if only I saw this a few years ago. Not sure White Apple is a great name!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pink hula hoop!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Commando Toast...

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

spongebob black olive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like this game, my name keeps changing. I'm now...

Lilac Ferrera Rocher.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grey kebab

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Black syrup

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By *BWandhusbandCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Black muffin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black Tea x

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By * inch DanMan
over a year ago

Chinnor

White mad goose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

White coffee...... just sounds like the most boring order in Costa

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Black garbaldi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naked cig

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By *uddlytoy123Man
over a year ago

Preesall

White spaghetti

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naked hula hoop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

White Crumpet !! Honestly lmao

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By *elnkazCouple
over a year ago

cheshire

Blue chip

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

Blue stripey onken

Mrs blue eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

White steak! Mr L

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blue lasagne

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

Black cider

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blue Hula Hoops

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