FabSwingers.com forum: Advice on finding a non-threatening male

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hi all

We are considering letting our pet unicorn (female) go and finding a male replacement. The problem is that the fem half of SKC's looks, figure and banter make her quite intoxicating to men.

What we'd like to know is how to find a male who isn't going to fall for her and cause any issues?

Any advice welcome

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

You can't guarantee anything I'm afraid.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Cool story bro

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feed her loads of burgers.

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By *airymagicWoman
over a year ago

goblin city

No unicorn should be tethered

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By *airymagicWoman
over a year ago

goblin city

"Feed her loads of burgers. "

Omfg...

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Well you're not really in control of someone else's feelings are you. Just do one-off's if that's a worry for her/you.

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By *oss25Man
over a year ago

Flitwick and Fakenham

Looking at C you may have a problem!! Totally gorgeous.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

It's very generous you're letting her do that by the way

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Hi all

We are considering letting our pet unicorn (female) go and finding a male replacement. The problem is that the fem half of SKC's looks, figure and banter make her quite intoxicating to men.

What we'd like to know is how to find a male who isn't going to fall for her and cause any issues?

Any advice welcome

Ta"

Isn't the obvious answer to choose a male who is married or did i miss something?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel I should be making "free the unicorn" placards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Find someone incredibly insecure who doesn't think he's good enough so even if he does catch the feels he'll never do anything about it

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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go for guys who are fucking more people than her. when they can get sex from other women they won't wanna be exclusive with her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You just got to trust she won't ditch you. Let her done own thing and see what happens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Patience, discussion of boundaries with each other and with prospective males and lots and lots and lots of communication between the two of you.

Be prepared for it happening anyway and work out how you want to deal with it.

Good luck!

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"Feed her loads of burgers.

Omfg... "

she will then smell like a greasy burger. then the guy will not wanna hook up for the long term coz who really enjoy eating burgers unless they cba to cook/make something else?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Hang on I'm a bit confused are you worried about the guy falling for the other woman or the wife?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Find someone incredibly insecure who doesn't think he's good enough so even if he does catch the feels he'll never do anything about it "

This'll work too! =)

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Feed her loads of burgers.

Omfg...

she will then smell like a greasy burger. then the guy will not wanna hook up for the long term coz who really enjoy eating burgers unless they cba to cook/make something else?"

I thought it was so she would put on weight

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London

Dunno but can I get the unicorns number? Ta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dunno but can I get the unicorns number? Ta

We could set up a unicorn sanctuary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can't guarantee anything I'm afraid."

This.

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

"Hi all

We are considering letting our pet unicorn (female) go and finding a male replacement. The problem is that the fem half of SKC's looks, figure and banter make her quite intoxicating to men.

What we'd like to know is how to find a male who isn't going to fall for her and cause any issues?

Any advice welcome

Ta"

Is this real? Lol. So because she's nice etc,that a guy is just going to fall for her head over heels haha. I'm sorry but surely April fools was last month

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"Feed her loads of burgers.

Omfg...

she will then smell like a greasy burger. then the guy will not wanna hook up for the long term coz who really enjoy eating burgers unless they cba to cook/make something else?

I thought it was so she would put on weight

only if her calorific intake is larger than her energy usage. she'd definitely smell bad no matter what.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All we are saying

Is give horned horses a chance

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

"Feed her loads of burgers. "

Vegetarian ones for the uniquorn please.

Even by my low pun standards that was dreadful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Find someone incredibly insecure who doesn't think he's good enough so even if he does catch the feels he'll never do anything about it

This'll work too! =)

"
a genius plan I thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seriously though. I've found single males much harder to tame than unicorns. You have to know how to handle them. Show them who's boss early on. If they are a little feisty you could consider neutering them. That sometimes makes them tow the line.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi all

We are considering letting our pet unicorn (female) go and finding a male replacement. The problem is that the fem half of SKC's looks, figure and banter make her quite intoxicating to men.

What we'd like to know is how to find a male who isn't going to fall for her and cause any issues?

Any advice welcome

Ta"
well some men like me, are into fun with others. Not to look for a girlfriend, I like to play with nice toys, then give them back to be cared for.

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By *ilk_TreMan
over a year ago

Wherever the party is!

"Hi all

We are considering letting our pet unicorn (female) go and finding a male replacement. The problem is that the fem half of SKC's looks, figure and banter make her quite intoxicating to men.

What we'd like to know is how to find a male who isn't going to fall for her and cause any issues?

Any advice welcome

Ta"

You have three options:

Get...

a) over yourselves

b) a clue

c) a life

d) all of the above

The choice, as they say, is YOURS!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feed her loads of burgers.

Vegetarian ones for the uniquorn please.

Even by my low pun standards that was dreadful.

I must be tired. That made me lol

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By *anger69104Man
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Hi all

We are considering letting our pet unicorn (female) go and finding a male replacement. The problem is that the fem half of SKC's looks, figure and banter make her quite intoxicating to men.

What we'd like to know is how to find a male who isn't going to fall for her and cause any issues?

Any advice welcome

Ta"

A mature married man would be best, Pity I am way above your upper age limit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we set up a hashtag!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feed her loads of burgers.

Vegetarian ones for the uniquorn please.

Even by my low pun standards that was dreadful.

Oh fucking hell, I just spat my dinner out!

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

"Can we set up a hashtag!? "

Hash browns go better with unicorn burgers.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Hi all

We are considering letting our pet unicorn (female) go and finding a male replacement. The problem is that the fem half of SKC's looks, figure and banter make her quite intoxicating to men.

What we'd like to know is how to find a male who isn't going to fall for her and cause any issues?

Any advice welcome

Is this real? Lol. So because she's nice etc,that a guy is just going to fall for her head over heels haha. I'm sorry but surely April fools was last month

I'm really nice and guy's are forever falling for me

. Back in the real world they just take the piss really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm collecting donations for the abandoned unicorn fund if anyone's interested?

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North

I am sure she will be fine. I think this is very much a look at me thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do men fall in love with her a lot?

Not everyone will see her like you do.

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

"I'm collecting donations for the abandoned unicorn fund if anyone's interested? "

Do you accept fairy dust? Rainbows?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm collecting donations for the abandoned unicorn fund if anyone's interested?

Do you accept fairy dust? Rainbows? "

What other currency is there to a unicorn?

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

This is easy. Find a gay man who is curious about sex with a woman. He's not going to be interested in anything more, he'll go back to sex with guys on a regular basis and maybe occasionally with a woman when the opportunity arises again. If you want him to be a regular, it'll take a very long time to completely turn him into only liking women, if indeed that happens at all.

Problem solved!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op how do you vet all your meets normally,just do the same but with added caution and read potential guys verifications

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do men fall in love with her a lot?

Not everyone will see her like you do. "
men fall in love with her pussy and tits they don't see the face period (so women say )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone else humming Venus, just me

Just because you think she is the bees knees

I'm pretty sure not all men will view her that way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do men fall in love with her a lot?

Not everyone will see her like you do. men fall in love with her pussy and tits they don't see the face period (so women say )"

*face period, snigger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/587292

If you're talking about this lady - allow HER to make HER own choices. Jealousy and selfishness isn't attractive. It's 2017, shockingly enough, single women have the ability to choose our own sexual partners.

If it's your wife or partner, try trusting her?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi all

We are considering letting our pet unicorn (female) go and finding a male replacement. The problem is that the fem half of SKC's looks, figure and banter make her quite intoxicating to men.

What we'd like to know is how to find a male who isn't going to fall for her and cause any issues?

Any advice welcome

Ta"

There's plenty of cold hearted men around - I'm always being called a emotional retard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi all

We are considering letting our pet unicorn (female) go and finding a male replacement. The problem is that the fem half of SKC's looks, figure and banter make her quite intoxicating to men.

What we'd like to know is how to find a male who isn't going to fall for her and cause any issues?

Any advice welcome

There's plenty of cold hearted men around - I'm always being called a emotional retard. "
could be worse u could be Nigel farage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm confused - is this about the female of the couple or a third party female playmate / FB / FWB?

Either way I guess there's no guarantees as to who might find them attractive and who might get attached to them.

Find a married man? A 'player' with loads of veris? This is a swinging site so hopefully as long as all are aware it's NSA it should be all good.

Unless it's a third party unicorn who WANTS to find someone then it's her choice what she gets up to!

Whatever happens - I hope she has fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi all

We are considering letting our pet unicorn (female) go and finding a male replacement. The problem is that the fem half of SKC's looks, figure and banter make her quite intoxicating to men.

What we'd like to know is how to find a male who isn't going to fall for her and cause any issues?

Any advice welcome

There's plenty of cold hearted men around - I'm always being called a emotional retard. could be worse u could be Nigel farage"

Quite like Nigel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi all

We are considering letting our pet unicorn (female) go and finding a male replacement. The problem is that the fem half of SKC's looks, figure and banter make her quite intoxicating to men.

What we'd like to know is how to find a male who isn't going to fall for her and cause any issues?

Any advice welcome

You have three options:

Get...

a) over yourselves

b) a clue

c) a life

d) all of the above

The choice, as they say, is YOURS!

Haha brilliant

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Some good advice in there lol

Liking the idea of an insecure guy very much.

C is nearly always the most attractive female in the club (in the words of others, and our veris will confirm) and has had some very clingy admirers in the recent past. Hence the worry

Our unicorn will be left to graze happily in FAB's field for retired unicorns.

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

"I feel I should be making "free the unicorn" placards

The unicorn has been released ...He/ They are now looking for a male who wont tempt the female half away .... as it appears the male half may have insecurity issues .... thats my thoughts on the situation anyway .....forgive me if im wrong ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Looking at C you may have a problem!! Totally gorgeous. "

Thankyou kind sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi all

We are considering letting our pet unicorn (female) go and finding a male replacement. The problem is that the fem half of SKC's looks, figure and banter make her quite intoxicating to men.

What we'd like to know is how to find a male who isn't going to fall for her and cause any issues?

Any advice welcome

You have three options:

Get...

a) over yourselves

b) a clue

c) a life

d) all of the above

The choice, as they say, is YOURS!

Haha brilliant

I love this too.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"the male half may have insecurity issues .... thats my thoughts on the situation anyway .....forgive me if im wrong ....

Male half here. There's some truth in that. Nobody can ever be 100% sure their partner won't "upgrade" but I'm a good 99% I think

She's a 9, I'm an 8... so it could happen.

More concerning for me is just having another guy fall for her and be left with heartache.

I'm nice like that see

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

"Hi all

We are considering letting our pet unicorn (female) go and finding a male replacement. The problem is that the fem half of SKC's looks, figure and banter make her quite intoxicating to men.

What we'd like to know is how to find a male who isn't going to fall for her and cause any issues?

Any advice welcome

You have three options:

Get...

a) over yourselves

b) a clue

c) a life

d) all of the above

The choice, as they say, is YOURS!

Can they phone a friend ....

( thats if they have any )

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Plenty thankyou x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op not to blow your bubble but I've met better and I'm being modest

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Op not to blow your bubble but I've met better and I'm being modest"

You've not met us.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Re: the married/taken suggestions, cheating isn't something we'd condone unfortunately. Otherwise it would be an option

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By *ubSirVient-DefinitionCouple
over a year ago

dukinfield

Send the unicorn our way! You can keep the wife!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I think you're just going to have to put up with people falling in love with her

,although I still don't know if you mean the unicorn or your partner.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Send the unicorn our way! You can keep the wife!

We keep telling her to join FAB but she's happy just to play with our FAB friends and people we meet as a threesome at clubs!

She reckons FAB will just be full of weirdos

"I think you're just going to have to put up with people falling in love with her

,although I still don't know if you mean the unicorn or your partner."

Long term partner, Mrs SKC. Unicorn is getting the boot shortly.

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By *airymagicWoman
over a year ago

goblin city

Please tell us why your rehoming the unicorn

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Send the unicorn our way! You can keep the wife!

We keep telling her to join FAB but she's happy just to play with our FAB friends and people we meet as a threesome at clubs!

She reckons FAB will just be full of weirdos

I think you're just going to have to put up with people falling in love with her

,although I still don't know if you mean the unicorn or your partner.

Long term partner, Mrs SKC. Unicorn is getting the boot shortly."

Oh right! What's the unicorn done?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Male half of us doesn't fancy her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm collecting donations for the abandoned unicorn fund if anyone's interested?

Do you accept fairy dust? Rainbows?

What other currency is there to a unicorn? "

Burgers

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

"Hi all

We are considering letting our pet unicorn (female) go and finding a male replacement. The problem is that the fem half of SKC's looks, figure and banter make her quite intoxicating to men.

What we'd like to know is how to find a male who isn't going to fall for her and cause any issues?

Any advice welcome

Is this real? Lol. So because she's nice etc,that a guy is just going to fall for her head over heels haha. I'm sorry but surely April fools was last month

I'm really nice and guy's are forever falling for me

. Back in the real world they just take the piss really

Aww I'm sure you are a very nice lady,but as your profile is hidden I cannot comment 100% on your statement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ubSirVient-DefinitionCouple
over a year ago

dukinfield

"Send the unicorn our way! You can keep the wife!

We keep telling her to join FAB but she's happy just to play with our FAB friends and people we meet as a threesome at clubs!

She reckons FAB will just be full of weirdos "

Well..... I assure you she'd be treated very well.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Hi all

We are considering letting our pet unicorn (female) go and finding a male replacement. The problem is that the fem half of SKC's looks, figure and banter make her quite intoxicating to men.

What we'd like to know is how to find a male who isn't going to fall for her and cause any issues?

Any advice welcome

You have three options:

Get...

a) over yourselves

b) a clue

c) a life

d) all of the above

The choice, as they say, is YOURS!

I like this guy, its taken me a while, but I like him more with every post he makes lol!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well..... I assure you she'd be treated very well.

I don't know... one of your pics shows a very red bottom

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"[Removed by poster at 05/05/17 19:36:25]"

I think your abandoned unicorn fund needs to be up and running sooner rather than later!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 05/05/17 19:36:25]

I think your abandoned unicorn fund needs to be up and running sooner rather than later!"

They are trickling in. ..I might start one for desperate/disillusioned guys while I'm there. ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 05/05/17 19:36:25]

I think your abandoned unicorn fund needs to be up and running sooner rather than later!

They are trickling in. ..I might start one for desperate/disillusioned guys while I'm there. .."

I'll have one of those please.

Desperate men fuck like this

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"I feel I should be making "free the unicorn" placards

Ok, lets see if I've got this..

They are a MFF threesum, the third being a "single" bi fem.. the "unicorn" (I'm beginning to dislike that term).

They are cutting the third wheel loose, and instead looking for a guy (to become another third wheel), preferably one that wont fall head over heels in love with MrsSKC, who (apparently) is so hot that guys instantly want to marry her?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel I should be making "free the unicorn" placards

Ok, lets see if I've got this..

They are a MFF threesum, the third being a "single" bi fem.. the "unicorn" (I'm beginning to dislike that term).

Yep. Heroes aren't they?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"[Removed by poster at 05/05/17 19:36:25]

I think your abandoned unicorn fund needs to be up and running sooner rather than later!

They are trickling in. ..I might start one for desperate/disillusioned guys while I'm there. .."

Nar hang fire on that until they start another thread asking how to get rid of a little lovelorn puppy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I feel I should be making "free the unicorn" placards

Ok, lets see if I've got this..

They are a MFF threesum, the third being a "single" bi fem.. the "unicorn" (I'm beginning to dislike that term).

Yeah pretty much. We've never entertained the idea of a male regular so seeking advice on how to make it work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah I dont think you'll have any issues with that happening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 05/05/17 19:36:25]

I think your abandoned unicorn fund needs to be up and running sooner rather than later!

They are trickling in. ..I might start one for desperate/disillusioned guys while I'm there. ..

Nar hang fire on that until they start another thread asking how to get rid of a little lovelorn puppy

Such a problem in here when one is so hot.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yeah I dont think you'll have any issues with that happening "

We previously have though. To the point where police intervention was required.

What makes you think otherwise?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"[Removed by poster at 05/05/17 19:36:25]

I think your abandoned unicorn fund needs to be up and running sooner rather than later!

They are trickling in. ..I might start one for desperate/disillusioned guys while I'm there. ..

Nar hang fire on that until they start another thread asking how to get rid of a little lovelorn puppy

Such a problem in here when one is so hot. "

One can only imagine...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah I dont think you'll have any issues with that happening

We previously have though. To the point where police intervention was required.

What makes you think otherwise?"

Horrible ego's it pretty much null and voids any attractiveness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"go for guys who are fucking more people than her. when they can get sex from other women they won't wanna be exclusive with her."

I'd love tae help but my schedule is full sorry.

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"go for guys who are fucking more people than her. when they can get sex from other women they won't wanna be exclusive with her.

I'd love tae help but my schedule is full sorry. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Horrible ego's it pretty much null and voids any attractiveness "

Obviously not the case, as our verifications show otherwise we are lovely people.

Just perhaps a little intolerant of random, unattractive, bitter trolls spamming our threads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah I dont think you'll have any issues with that happening

We previously have though. To the point where police intervention was required.

What makes you think otherwise?"

Maybe you need to set your partner free. You owe it to the UK, nay, the World...

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By *ystical_InkedBBWWoman
over a year ago

somewhere in the Shire of Derby

It doesn't matter if a new playmate falls for her. Issues will only be caused if she falls for them or you can't handle your own feelings regarding the situation.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Maybe you need to set your partner free. You owe it to the UK, nay, the World... "

We both use this account so not sure which one of us you're referring to, but safe to say we're pretty happy with each other.

Partly thanks to the wonderful people on FAB

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It doesn't matter if a new playmate falls for her. Issues will only be caused if she falls for them or you can't handle your own feelings regarding the situation."

We'd feel bad though about somebody catching the feels and it not being reciprocated. We couldn't be cold hearted and not care about others, we want all involved to be happy.

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"Just perhaps a little intolerant of random, unattractive, bitter trolls spamming our threads

now that nulls attractiveness for me.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"I feel I should be making "free the unicorn" placards

Ok, lets see if I've got this..

They are a MFF threesum, the third being a "single" bi fem.. the "unicorn" (I'm beginning to dislike that term).

Yeah pretty much. We've never entertained the idea of a male regular so seeking advice on how to make it work."

Well, I'm not sure about how to sort that, but one thing you might want to address is your inability to notice sarcasm when its dripping from every word of a post?

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By *kin BohnerMan
over a year ago

derby

Go for an older chap, they are usually over all that falling for people milarky

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"now that nulls attractiveness for me."

Not a problem, it's mutual.

Happy fabbing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Go for an older chap, they are usually over all that falling for people milarky

Very good advice we hadn't considered that thankyou

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Horrible ego's it pretty much null and voids any attractiveness

Obviously not the case, as our verifications show otherwise we are lovely people.

Just perhaps a little intolerant of random, unattractive, bitter trolls spamming our threads

Awwww diddums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just when I thought the forums were getting boring and predictable.

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"now that nulls attractiveness for me.

Not a problem, it's mutual.

Happy fabbing

keep digging.

nobody reads the forums anyway so you can't commit fabicide. only thing you can change is the way people interact with you on them.

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"now that nulls attractiveness for me.

Not a problem, it's mutual.

Happy fabbing

keep digging.

nobody reads the forums anyway so you can't commit fabicide. only thing you can change is the way people interact with you on them."

and don't presume there was any attractiveness in the first place, i don't even meet couples and am straight. but this presumption does give me an idea of your overall ego.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"One thing you might want to address is your inability to notice sarcasm when its dripping from every word of a post?"

That's one of the drawbacks of digital communication. We much prefer in the flesh, where oddly enough people with the "digital" skills tend to be very socially awkward.

Very happy to be on this side of the fence thanks. Happy fabbing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear god no!

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By *kin BohnerMan
over a year ago

derby

"Go for an older chap, they are usually over all that falling for people milarky

Very good advice we hadn't considered that thankyou

You are welcome. My inbox is just over the page... should you need it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"and don't presume there was any attractiveness in the first place, i don't even meet couples and am straight. but this presumption does give me an idea of your overall ego."

We couldn't care less what you think.

We're seeking super slim, gorgeous, dominant, classy, eloquent females. We care what they think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Horrible ego's it pretty much null and voids any attractiveness

Obviously not the case, as our verifications show otherwise we are lovely people.

Just perhaps a little intolerant of random, unattractive, bitter trolls spamming our threads

We all know verifications can lie..

Think you might need to borrow this nail file your claws are showing lil kitten

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You are welcome. My inbox is just over the page... should you need it. "

We'll say hello if we spy you at the Attic

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We all know verifications can lie.. "

So can camera angles

Happy fabbing x

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"and don't presume there was any attractiveness in the first place, i don't even meet couples and am straight. but this presumption does give me an idea of your overall ego.

We couldn't care less what you think.

We're seeking super slim, gorgeous, dominant, classy, eloquent females. We care what they think."

that's ok. i was focusing on your presumption, it told me enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We all know verifications can lie..

So can camera angles

Happy fabbing x"

Good job i know badly photoshopped pics when i see them being a photographer..

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By *kin BohnerMan
over a year ago

derby

"You are welcome. My inbox is just over the page... should you need it.

We'll say hello if we spy you at the Attic

Please do.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Are you presuming your other half is so wonderful that any man she meets will automatically fall for her?

Or is this about another female altogether but still presuming the same thing?

Rather big headed do you not think?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and don't presume there was any attractiveness in the first place, i don't even meet couples and am straight. but this presumption does give me an idea of your overall ego.

We couldn't care less what you think.

We're seeking super slim, gorgeous, dominant, classy, eloquent females. We care what they think."

Now I'm confused. Thought the fem was being ditched for a male?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sorry if it sounded big headed that wasn't the intention.

We have a history of males going over the boundaries, having required police intervention before. This isn't imagined or attention seeking.

We're just wanting advice on swinging from a swingers forum, that's all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and don't presume there was any attractiveness in the first place, i don't even meet couples and am straight. but this presumption does give me an idea of your overall ego.

We couldn't care less what you think.

We're seeking super slim, gorgeous, dominant, classy, eloquent females. We care what they think.

Now I'm confused. Thought the fem was being ditched for a male? "

I think its all in their heads.. might need to see if broadmoor had any escapee's

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"and don't presume there was any attractiveness in the first place, i don't even meet couples and am straight. but this presumption does give me an idea of your overall ego.

We couldn't care less what you think.

We're seeking super slim, gorgeous, dominant, classy, eloquent females. We care what they think."

Thought you wanted a man now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Now I'm confused. Thought the fem was being ditched for a male? "

Yes as a regular playmate we are now looking for a guy.

What you quoted above was in response to 3sum Queen, highlighting that when we do seek female input she would be at the back of the queue. Making her rather rude views on us irrelevant.

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By *cott89Man
over a year ago

prestatyn

pick a weak looking man so you can kick his arse if he pushes his luck, or stay fairly annonomus with the guy you pick the meets she goes to his not him to hers so when shes ready she can walk away and he cant track her down

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think its all in their heads.. might need to see if broadmoor had any escapee's"

Plenty of prisons around Newark and surrounding areas! That's if the gypsys don't get you first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry if it sounded big headed that wasn't the intention.

We have a history of males going over the boundaries, having required police intervention before. This isn't imagined or attention seeking.

We're just wanting advice on swinging from a swingers forum, that's all

Maybe you need to work in the way you word things then. You come across as heartless and up your own arse with your treatment of your current "unicorn" and whatever the fuck you're looking for. Food for thought.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think its all in their heads.. might need to see if broadmoor had any escapee's

Plenty of prisons around Newark and surrounding areas! That's if the gypsys don't get you first."

Really I wouldnt know as im not from round here, you seem to have a lot of knowledge though, probably spent a lot of time at her majestys pleasure

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We all know verifications can lie..

So can camera angles

Happy fabbing x

Good job i know badly photoshopped pics when i see them being a photographer.."

Female half of SKC

The only thing about my photos that have been photoshopped are my tattoos!!! Missy!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry if it sounded big headed that wasn't the intention.

We have a history of males going over the boundaries, having required police intervention before. This isn't imagined or attention seeking.

We're just wanting advice on swinging from a swingers forum, that's all

Apologies if that's the case.

This whole thread is about avoiding hurting a new potential playmate. If that's heartless then fair enough.

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"Now I'm confused. Thought the fem was being ditched for a male?

Yes as a regular playmate we are now looking for a guy.

What you quoted above was in response to 3sum Queen, highlighting that when we do seek female input she would be at the back of the queue. Making her rather rude views on us irrelevant."

that contradicts your comment about asking advice on the forums.

i've had a stalker, several in fact and would actually be in a good position to advise.my sister got the police out last year to a guy she was seeing. you're picking mentally disordered guys and it's nothing to do with attractiveness.

but instead i picked up on your abusive comment to Scarlett so you attacked me.

*throws hands in the air* fuck this shit i am done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry if it sounded big headed that wasn't the intention.

We have a history of males going over the boundaries, having required police intervention before. This isn't imagined or attention seeking.

We're just wanting advice on swinging from a swingers forum, that's all

I second this. Don't talk about your playmate like she was just a disposable plaything... it makes you sound terrible!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We all know verifications can lie..

So can camera angles

Happy fabbing x

Good job i know badly photoshopped pics when i see them being a photographer..

Female half of SKC

The only thing about my photos that have been photoshopped are my tattoos!!! Missy!!

Sorry I fell off my chair laughing there.. would love to see the raw images, a slim body does not make up for ugly faces or uglier personalities im afraid.

The fact you have been unpleasant from the get go and not just on here shows this...

Also i doubt 3sum would ever want to be in any queue for you guys at any position she has more taste than that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry if it sounded big headed that wasn't the intention.

We have a history of males going over the boundaries, having required police intervention before. This isn't imagined or attention seeking.

We're just wanting advice on swinging from a swingers forum, that's all

Apologies if that's the case.

This whole thread is about avoiding hurting a new potential playmate. If that's heartless then fair enough."

But no concern over the one you are tossing aside? That is heartless. And conceited to assume that guys will want anything more than a fuck.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't talk about your playmate like she was just a disposable plaything... it makes you sound terrible! "

Oh come on... women don't have a hard time swinging or on FAB. It's the single guys you should feel sorry for. So many decent blokes struggle to get any action, so it's hard to feel sorry for a single bi fem who gets LOADS of action but is now no longer wanted by our male half.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We all know verifications can lie..

So can camera angles

Happy fabbing x

Good job i know badly photoshopped pics when i see them being a photographer..

Female half of SKC

The only thing about my photos that have been photoshopped are my tattoos!!! Missy!!

Sorry I fell off my chair laughing there.. would love to see the raw images, a slim body does not make up for ugly faces or uglier personalities im afraid.

The fact you have been unpleasant from the get go and not just on here shows this...

Also i doubt 3sum would ever want to be in any queue for you guys at any position she has more taste than that "

Get a grip!!!

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"Sorry if it sounded big headed that wasn't the intention.

We have a history of males going over the boundaries, having required police intervention before. This isn't imagined or attention seeking.

We're just wanting advice on swinging from a swingers forum, that's all

I've had it myself over the years, I know, I know, your thinking no way! (never needed the police though) it's not something you can control if someone develops feeling more than your willing to accept, but how you deal with it is a different matter, that is easy to control!

Well, they were matters I was able to control and put an end to it all on my own, so I certainly wouldn't worry to much!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There would be no outrage over a dumped male.

Blatant double standards.

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"We all know verifications can lie..

So can camera angles

Happy fabbing x

Good job i know badly photoshopped pics when i see them being a photographer..

Female half of SKC

The only thing about my photos that have been photoshopped are my tattoos!!! Missy!!

Sorry I fell off my chair laughing there.. would love to see the raw images, a slim body does not make up for ugly faces or uglier personalities im afraid.

The fact you have been unpleasant from the get go and not just on here shows this...

Also i doubt 3sum would ever want to be in any queue for you guys at any position she has more taste than that "

lol, i have no taste whatsoever, but yeah i don't like certain types and rule them out from the off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't talk about your playmate like she was just a disposable plaything... it makes you sound terrible!

Ok roll up roll up. Who wants to be next?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We all know verifications can lie..

So can camera angles

Happy fabbing x

Good job i know badly photoshopped pics when i see them being a photographer..

Female half of SKC

The only thing about my photos that have been photoshopped are my tattoos!!! Missy!!

Sorry I fell off my chair laughing there.. would love to see the raw images, a slim body does not make up for ugly faces or uglier personalities im afraid.

The fact you have been unpleasant from the get go and not just on here shows this...

Also i doubt 3sum would ever want to be in any queue for you guys at any position she has more taste than that

Get a grip!!!

Dont worry i've plenty of lovely guys on here to get a grip of...

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

Where did i leave the popcorn?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry if it sounded big headed that wasn't the intention.

We have a history of males going over the boundaries, having required police intervention before. This isn't imagined or attention seeking.

We're just wanting advice on swinging from a swingers forum, that's all

Well, they were matters I was able to control and put an end to it all on my own, so I certainly wouldn't worry to much!

Fair play to you that's something we don't have the confidence to say we could pull off. Whats your secret?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't talk about your playmate like she was just a disposable plaything... it makes you sound terrible!

And can female SKC just say that I'm totally great friends with the unicorn and she gets so much action away from us that it doesn't really matter to her!!! She fucked a real fireman last night...in a fire station!!! .. so good on her!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There would be no outrage over a dumped male.

Blatant double standards."

And your attitude stinks. Male or female. Makes no difference. It's the desperate single guys I feel sorry for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There would be no outrage over a dumped male.

Blatant double standards."

Actually... there would.

Due to people having feelings and not being fuck puppets for your amusement and disposal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually can't belive she has asked, she is a unicorn ur lucky to have her at all let alone to yourselves. If she finds someone nice you all get to share together . Or is that the real issue, you just don't want to share.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't talk about your playmate like she was just a disposable plaything... it makes you sound terrible!

Going by the responses on this thread. It makes you sound terrible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a heart of stone and am incapable of emotions, just ask my previous meets.

Where do I apply?

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By *uslaffMan
over a year ago

manchester

"Hi all

We are considering letting our pet unicorn (female) go and finding a male replacement. The problem is that the fem half of SKC's looks, figure and banter make her quite intoxicating to men.

What we'd like to know is how to find a male who isn't going to fall for her and cause any issues?

Any advice welcome

Ta"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a heart of stone and am incapable of emotions, just ask my previous meets.

Where do I apply?"

Haha sounds ideal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I empathise with you wholeheartedly. Having men lose their minds and fall head over heels with us irresistible women is a bind.

All you can do is keep a watchful eye out, and ease out of it, if he shows signs of falling in love.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Guys play nice with us. If you don't like what we say, just move on to the next thread.

If you take a pop at us you'll get one back. Simple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys play nice with us. If you don't like what we say, just move on to the next thread.

If you take a pop at us you'll get one back. Simple

Yeah. We know how the forums work ta.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"I actually can't belive she has asked, she is a unicorn ur lucky to have her at all let alone to yourselves. If she finds someone nice you all get to share together . Or is that the real issue, you just don't want to share. "

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"One thing you might want to address is your inability to notice sarcasm when its dripping from every word of a post?

That's one of the drawbacks of digital communication. We much prefer in the flesh, where oddly enough people with the "digital" skills tend to be very socially awkward.

Very happy to be on this side of the fence thanks. Happy fabbing

Well, to take a leaf out of your book, take a look at our veries, no social awkwardness there!

#awesomecpl!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well, to take a leaf out of your book, take a look at our veries, no social awkwardness there!

#awesomecpl!

Thats a very impressive number of verifications

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"Sorry if it sounded big headed that wasn't the intention.

We have a history of males going over the boundaries, having required police intervention before. This isn't imagined or attention seeking.

We're just wanting advice on swinging from a swingers forum, that's all

Well, they were matters I was able to control and put an end to it all on my own, so I certainly wouldn't worry to much!

Fair play to you that's something we don't have the confidence to say we could pull off. Whats your secret?"

I'm not sure what it is you need advice on to be honest, I mean you are a couple, so should be a deterrent in itself, I am a 5'1 single female, who meets in her own home (so they had my address) there are no secrets, just common sense and know the warning signs and act when appropriate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought unicorns were a myth fs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" As said earlier, get over yourselves. "

You've been blocked by us for a long time, please don't use the forum to contact us as it's a breach of the rules

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cool story bro

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" As said earlier, get over yourselves.

You've been blocked by us for a long time, please don't use the forum to contact us as it's a breach of the rules

It's only breach of rules to use the forum to get round a block. Not to respond to a post.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

This has kinda taken on quite a nasty tone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sorry I'm a bit confused, is this a human being that's being talked about and discussed or a dog that you're contemplating putting out for mating?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This has kinda taken on quite a nasty tone

Erm well the op wasn't much help to be fair

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Well, to take a leaf out of your book, take a look at our veries, no social awkwardness there!

#awesomecpl!

Thats a very impressive number of verifications

Yeah I know, I'm sure I mentioned, but in case I missed it, we are awesome!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We all know verifications can lie..

So can camera angles

Happy fabbing x

Good job i know badly photoshopped pics when i see them being a photographer.."
Oh she'd get it right in the snatch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big fish, little fish, cardboard box.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm sorry I'm a bit confused, is this a human being that's being talked about and discussed or a dog that you're contemplating putting out for mating?"

We aren't being cold hearted about it. We're just no longer meeting her. It hasn't even been mentioned directly.

No drama

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yeah I know, I'm sure I mentioned, but in case I missed it, we are awesome!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Cba to read...someone compress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahahahahaha hoooooo!

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By *airymagicWoman
over a year ago

goblin city

Well I've arrived a tad late, but what a hateful place to visit.

You've attacked people, lovely people personally.

Spoke of disposable people/unicorns.

And completely blow hot air up your arses.

By all means seek advice but why be so antagonistic

I'm sure your worries are needless, something tells me your not going to struggle maybe to keep unicorn as a friend

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

"Cba to read...someone compress

Trip trapping on the troll bridge.

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