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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Right, it's the weekend, time to grab the pitchforks, light the torches and gather the villagers for good old fashioned witch-hunt!

Who are we tarring and feathering for crimes against humanity?

For starters, can we hunt down anyone who calls the love of their life 'Bae'?

And people that wear socks with sandals! Burn them!!!

Who else lovely people of Fab?

Keep it lightheaded and fun! Play nicely .. (if that's not an oxymoron on a 'who can we burn' thread! )

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

My neighbour's!

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By *ustylikesgentsCouple
over a year ago

North wales coast


"My neighbour's! "

Your neighbours what ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who listen to music on their phone in a public place. Use your headphones, you cretins!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who walk in lines of three or four across the pavement preventing anyone from getting past.

50 times as annoying when you live in a seaside town in the middle of summer.

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Thought this might give some ideas....

https://youtu.be/zrzMhU_4m-g

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am still waiting for my parcel to be delivered; burn him/her/them/whoever

- Mrs. J -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone who uses 'there' instead of 'their' and/or 'of' instead of 'have'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right, it's the weekend, time to grab the pitchforks, light the torches and gather the villagers for good old fashioned witch-hunt!

Who are we tarring and feathering for crimes against humanity?

For starters, can we hunt down anyone who calls the love of their life 'Bae'?

And people that wear socks with sandals! Burn them!!!

Who else lovely people of Fab?

Keep it lightheaded and fun! Play nicely .. (if that's not an oxymoron on a 'who can we burn' thread! )"

O have you know that whilst one lived in Germany it's the in thing to do...and yes I have and yes it's comfortable... stilling going to burn me ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tourists where I live. Miles of beach free, and they have to sit 50cm away from me

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Can we burn those who overtake on country lane bends doing at least 80? Fuckwits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The whore who had an affair with my husband ...

But I'm not bitter...honest

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

People who try to music snob you when you mention a cover version you quite like with a 'but I prefer the original by so and so' and you have to bite your tongue not to point out that what they think is the original is in fact also a cover and who the original artist is because you don't want to be as big as a cunt as they have just made themselves look.

Bit too specific?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can we burn those who overtake on country lane bends doing at least 80? Fuckwits."

Yes but also those that do 40 and then don't slow down when they get to a village where it is 30

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

People who leave their rubbish on the tables in fast food places

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

Swingers all perverts sinners !!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"My neighbour's!

Your neighbours what ? "

My neighbour's themselves!

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By *issVeryWoman
over a year ago

streatham

People who still write messages to Sydney university..

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Errrr people that call the love of their life "babe" as well as "bae"..

...people that ask you to keep things lightheaded

Oh and people that get pedantic over forum post typos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grammar and spelling nazis.

And adults who pick their nose and eat it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The drivers who park in the middle of two parking spaces. Usually it's a 4x4.

And those who drive so close behind they obvjousky want to be in your car with you.

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By *orthyorkypairCouple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"My neighbour's!

Your neighbours what ?

My neighbour's themselves!"

If you could actually do that and that's my neighbours on both side's I'd be forever indebted to you all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who throw rubbish out of car windows.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Young men that wear their jeans halfway down their arse so their pants are on display!!

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By *orthyorkypairCouple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire


"People who listen to music on their phone in a public place. Use your headphones, you cretins! "

Can i also add, people that talk on their phone when i am trying to serve them lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People with black cat syndrome. And idiots.

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Put 'Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch'as a header to show you read our profile.

No

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

People who say of instead of have.... prepare to feel the pain of a pitchfork

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Tourists where I live. Miles of beach free, and they have to sit 50cm away from me "

And if anything like our tourists, breath through their mouths, affectionately known as mouth breathing grockles and insist on feeding the effing seagulls...

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By *orthyorkypairCouple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire


"Anyone who uses 'there' instead of 'their' and/or 'of' instead of 'have'"

and "use" then they mean "you" a regular occurence on here lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men who still wear trousers falling down showing their underwear and or butts! Ffs

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By *orthyorkypairCouple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire


"People who still write messages to Sydney university.. "

worse are the ones expecting a response from them lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The idiots visiting the doctors next door to me and parking over my driveway entrance even though we have a white line and there is space in the car park x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

https://youtu.be/yeIGBfu39YI

Back off bitch.

PTU xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who use was instead of were.

Was you instead of Were you for example.

Those who chew gum with their mouths open.

Those who use terms like chick and bird.

Those who support Ipswich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

people who call Kilts Skirts .... grrrrrrrrr lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Those who support Ipswich

"

Haaa

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By *issVeryWoman
over a year ago

streatham

Speaking of grammar nazis..people who use past tense instead of past continuous!!

You were not stood there, you were standing there!!!! You weren't sat there, you were sitting there! It's a continuous action..

That about covers the entire population..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who throw rubbish out of car windows.

"

I hate seeing that.

People who spit in the street. What's that all about.

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London

Anyone who works behind the bar and says to me when I order my pint is it ok to put it in a different branded glass? just give me the pint ffs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phew! Misread the title

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cyclist who side saddle so you can't pass them on the road.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Phew! Misread the title "

You aren't safe yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Phew! Misread the title

You aren't safe yet "

Wasn't me Guv, honest!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Witch?

Backs quietly out of thread to rewrite profile blurb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Phew! Misread the title "

N I've provided the treads theme tune n everythinggggggg.

PTU xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Errrr people that call the love of their life "babe" as well as "bae"..

...people that ask you to keep things lightheaded

Oh and people that get pedantic over forum post typos"

K, babe!

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By *rwolfMan
over a year ago

bristol

Friday night, working in town and every d*unk is a doctor... "'Is legs broke, 'e needs it xrayed"

..no its just a small cut on his finger

Or

"Your doing that wrong mate, i saw this on casualty"... Thanks for your input, i will make a special note on your forehead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well if my work colleagues are as grumpy as they have been this week then I shall be torturing them after my shift tomorrow... if they make it that far mwahahahaha

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Put 'Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch'as a header to show you read our profile.

No"

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By *j48Man
over a year ago

Wigan

People who stand in the shop doorway chatting, move away so people can get it in....

And when parking in an empty carpark, the nob who parks next to my drivers door, fuck off and spread out - morons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like witches fs

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By *uncouple_12Couple
over a year ago

bristol


"Anyone who works behind the bar and says to me when I order my pint is it ok to put it in a different branded glass? just give me the pint ffs! "
even worse when they say you've had to much

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife


"People who try to music snob you when you mention a cover version you quite like with a 'but I prefer the original by so and so' and you have to bite your tongue not to point out that what they think is the original is in fact also a cover and who the original artist is because you don't want to be as big as a cunt as they have just made themselves look.

Bit too specific? "

not at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cyclist who side saddle so you can't pass them on the road."

Burn the man who posted this! it's legal...in fact burn him twice

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Jesus!!! Got a fright there ...read the thread title and thought "fuck ....whats the wifey done now ?? "

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife


"People who say of instead of have.... prepare to feel the pain of a pitchfork "

I'll hold your coat whilst you do this so you can get a good swing at them

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife


"People who use was instead of were.

Was you instead of Were you for example.

Those who chew gum with their mouths open.

Those who use terms like chick and bird.

Those who support Ipswich

"

m1cks thinks chick is a compliment that we like to hear!

best go now as if doesn't miss much!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right, it's the weekend, time to grab the pitchforks, light the torches and gather the villagers for good old fashioned witch-hunt!

Who are we tarring and feathering for crimes against humanity?

For starters, can we hunt down anyone who calls the love of their life 'Bae'?

And people that wear socks with sandals! Burn them!!!

Who else lovely people of Fab?

Keep it lightheaded and fun! Play nicely .. (if that's not an oxymoron on a 'who can we burn' thread! )

O have you know that whilst one lived in Germany it's the in thing to do...and yes I have and yes it's comfortable... stilling going to burn me ? "

Sorry my lovely, no exceptions!

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Young men that wear their jeans halfway down their arse so their pants are on display!!"

Hang on hang on other age groups are guilty of this

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Errrr people that call the love of their life "babe" as well as "bae"..

...people that ask you to keep things lightheaded

Oh and people that get pedantic over forum post typos"

you can go off people y'know!

I'm blaming autocarrot for the typo, that's my story and I'm sticking to it, please don't send a baying bloodthirsty mob to my door!

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife

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By *reakShow90Man
over a year ago

Manchester/halifax

Fuck bois with super noodles hair the standard Snapback hat the One sleeve tattoo and who talk like London Road men

Going a bit deep just sick of seeing them let alone hearing them with the chorus of "sick broo and thats bare standard"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can we burn those who overtake on country lane bends doing at least 80? Fuckwits.

Yes but also those that do 40 and then don't slow down when they get to a village where it is 30"

This! Probably thinking of the same road!

People who stand in big groups in the aisle of the supermarket having a family meeting stopping you a)getting past and b) getting the one item you want from the shelf next to them.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Jaywalkers

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Ppl who can't park and possess the smallest car on the road, feel free to insert what that happens to be

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Inconsiderate cyclists

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London


"Young men that wear their jeans halfway down their arse so their pants are on display!!

Hang on hang on other age groups are guilty of this "

Standard Fab photo shots right there.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Monday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who use was instead of were.

Was you instead of Were you for example.

Those who chew gum with their mouths open.

Those who use terms like chick and bird.

Those who support Ipswich

m1cks thinks chick is a compliment that we like to hear!

best go now as if doesn't miss much!"

It is tho

The checkout staff who see your wads of shopping in front of them and know you didn't bring carriers yet still ask you if you want a bag?, dafuq, naw mate I'll just carry it all out in my pockets and on my head fs

Burn they fuckers

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Roadworks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Monday "

Agreed!

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Hypocrites

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wasps

Angry feckers with knives

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who start an I'm married thread, within minutes of the previous barfight thread finishing

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife

idiots with base ball caps on backwards or sideways, I could kill them with my bare hands never mind the pitch fork

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

People who say proberly

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"People who start an I'm married thread, within minutes of the previous barfight thread finishing "

Spoilsport

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lads in mcdonalds car parks revving there corsas for no reason (currently happening now)

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Errrr people that call the love of their life "babe" as well as "bae"..

...people that ask you to keep things lightheaded

Oh and people that get pedantic over forum post typos

you can go off people y'know!

I'm blaming autocarrot for the typo, that's my story and I'm sticking to it, please don't send a baying bloodthirsty mob to my door! "

Ok lets just burn auto-carrot instead!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know its petty but people who should say moment, instead they say minute.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Young men that wear their jeans halfway down their arse so their pants are on display!!

Hang on hang on other age groups are guilty of this

Standard Fab photo shots right there. "

Oops guess I asked for that!!

At least I don't do it in the street!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who say proberly "

Or nucular

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Errrr people that call the love of their life "babe" as well as "bae"..

...people that ask you to keep things lightheaded

Oh and people that get pedantic over forum post typos

you can go off people y'know!

I'm blaming autocarrot for the typo, that's my story and I'm sticking to it, please don't send a baying bloodthirsty mob to my door!

Ok lets just burn auto-carrot instead!!"

No auto-carrot makes me laugh when it turns a sentence into something really wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who call the letter h "haitch"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who say proberly

Or nucular"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoASZyihalc

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife


"People who call the letter h "haitch""

what do you call it? itch?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"People who call the letter h "haitch""

Or call films 'fillums' -

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

Waiters/waitresses who wait until your mouth is full to ask 'is everything to your satisfaction'.... Cue awkward nod, rapid swallow, followed by a thumbs up while choking on half-chewed steak...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Grammar and spelling nazis.

And adults who pick their nose and eat it. "

That's snot very nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who call the letter h "haitch"

Or call films 'fillums' - "

I'll light my own fire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Waiters/waitresses who wait until your mouth is full to ask 'is everything to your satisfaction'.... Cue awkward nod, rapid swallow, followed by a thumbs up while choking on half-chewed steak... "

Ha ha yup with you all the way on that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Waiters/waitresses who wait until your mouth is full to ask 'is everything to your satisfaction'.... Cue awkward nod, rapid swallow, followed by a thumbs up while choking on half-chewed steak... "

They always time it so well !

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By *ischief ManagedCouple
over a year ago

manchester

The ones even given a half empty car park park there car next to you grrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who call the letter h "haitch"

what do you call it? itch?"

By it's correct name. Aitch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Litter louts and men who wear shorts in winter....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Waiters/waitresses who wait until your mouth is full to ask 'is everything to your satisfaction'.... Cue awkward nod, rapid swallow, followed by a thumbs up while choking on half-chewed steak... "

Waiting on staff have specialist training to learn how to do that

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By *aria_dreamgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

stockport

Old guys who wear football shirts and shorts to the supermarket even in freezing weather so they can show their tattoos off.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"People who call the letter h "haitch"

Or call films 'fillums' -

I'll light my own fire "

ha ha, tell you what we'll play fair and give you an even chance on the ducking stool first!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who call the letter h "haitch"

Or call films 'fillums' -

I'll light my own fire

ha ha, tell you what we'll play fair and give you an even chance on the ducking stool first! "

Duck off

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By *rwolfMan
over a year ago

bristol

Two parking spaces...1 car

Idiots that show no consideration for motobikers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread reminds me of the scene from Monty Python and tge Holy Grail where the chap (might have been Sir Galahad) theorises that to work out if the syspect us a Witch, you must furst establish that she is made of wood. To establish that she is made of wood, she must weigh the same as a duck (liguc being that both ducks and wood float)

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By *utterflyandArtificeCouple
over a year ago

Trowbridge

We are a 'professional couple'.....ignite your sorry asses now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who still write messages to Sydney university.. "

Yep this !!

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

Whoever it was who parked so close to me this afternoon that I ended up having to clamber in through the passenger side. Selfish twat. Selfish drivers generally for that matter.

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

People that push in in the bus, have about 6 kids and push past you and don't apologise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The whore who had an affair with my husband ...

But I'm not bitter...honest"

I'm in no way sticking up first that woman BUT was your husband forced into that woman's pussy? Did he trip and full into her? . Don't blame the other woman. She wouldn't of been able to fuck him if he didn't choose to do it! He cheated on you, not her!

My kids dad cheated on me. I blamed the other woman at first. Then my ex cheated again with someone else (he was just a greedy guy who loved himself and wanted to fuck whoever caught his eye) and I soon realised it wasn't the other women at fault, it was him!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who obsess over Elvis.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Waiters/waitresses who wait until your mouth is full to ask 'is everything to your satisfaction'.... Cue awkward nod, rapid swallow, followed by a thumbs up while choking on half-chewed steak... "

Found out recently that's a deliberate ploy so you can't complain!!

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By *rwolfMan
over a year ago

bristol


"People who obsess over Elvis. "

He is alive and well...available at numerous outlets in vegas for weddings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who obsess over Elvis. "

Uh-huh-huh

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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago

Near Marlborough


"We are a 'professional couple'.....ignite your sorry asses now.

"

Or "professional man" "professional woman"

Unless it's your job of course

Then it ok

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By *ubSirVient-DefinitionCouple
over a year ago

dukinfield

Ruby fucking Wax. Because.... well just fucking look at her!

Annoying bitch!

Aj

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I should probably stay away from this thread...

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By *astie10Man
over a year ago

Guildford

twats on cycles that think the surrey hill are there race track

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

People. Most of them. Probably 90% of the general populace are fucktards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any genuine professional fab single ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who say proberly

Or nucular"

Or pacifically

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who say proberly

Or nucular

Or pacifically"

Or chimley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who call the letter h "haitch"

Or call films 'fillums' - "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who put the milk carton back in the fridge when it's empty.

People who don't know how to drive on a motorway.

People who say they have had everything worst then everyone else and let you know about it every waking day.

People who don't use their indicators.

Maybe I should just lock myself in a room and stay away from people in general.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whoever it was who parked so close to me this afternoon that I ended up having to clamber in through the passenger side. Selfish twat. Selfish drivers generally for that matter. "

At least you could get in. Could have been worse. ..I've climbed through the boot before

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

That speccy cunt on the great British menu

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

People who call me a (insert whatever) Nazi because I hold a view they don't share.

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife

people that say lol in every fecking sentence

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

All of you with changed names. I have to keep checking profiles to find out who you are and whether I'm blocked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"people that say lol in every fecking sentence"

Yeah them! Lol

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"People who call me a (insert whatever) Nazi because I hold a view they don't share.

"

Opinion nazi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All of you with changed names. I have to keep checking profiles to find out who you are and whether I'm blocked.

"

Hey you're back. I'm back to my old name

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"people that say lol in every fecking sentence

Yeah them! Lol"

Lol I can't stick them lmfao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"people that say lol in every fecking sentence

Yeah them! Lol"

Lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All of you with changed names. I have to keep checking profiles to find out who you are and whether I'm blocked.

"

I hate people that change names!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rude customers who come in 5 min before closing time ....

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"People who call the letter h "haitch""

I have to look away from Idris Elba because he does this on a Sky advert.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"All of you with changed names. I have to keep checking profiles to find out who you are and whether I'm blocked.

Hey you're back. I'm back to my old name "

And in a location I understand.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"All of you with changed names. I have to keep checking profiles to find out who you are and whether I'm blocked.

I hate people that change names! "

I'm not smart enough to work out who it is, unless they keep the same avatar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who call the letter h "haitch"

I have to look away from Idris Elba because he does this on a Sky advert.

"

Ah....but it is idris Elba. ..I think I could forgive him many things. ..but that ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People. Most of them. Probably 90% of the general populace are fucktards.

"

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Lads in mcdonalds car parks revving there corsas for no reason (currently happening now)"

I have a name for this group.

They are.... the son's of acne

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Rude customers who come in 5 min before closing time .... "

Grrrrrrr

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Lads in mcdonalds car parks revving there corsas for no reason (currently happening now)

I have a name for this group.

They are.... the son's of acne"

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By *utterflyandArtificeCouple
over a year ago

Trowbridge


"We are a 'professional couple'.....ignite your sorry asses now.

Or "professional man" "professional woman"

Unless it's your job of course

Then it ok

"

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife


"We are a 'professional couple'.....ignite your sorry asses now.

Or "professional man" "professional woman"

Unless it's your job of course

Then it ok

"

worse still if they call themselves proffessional

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood


"Can we burn those who overtake on country lane bends doing at least 80? Fuckwits."

Plenty of stupid driving.

Seen a few "show off's" in there turbo Subaru's, VW golf's etc flying past me, then smash the brakes on.

Doesn't get them much further.

And also drivers who speed at like 0400 in the morn, what's the damn rush, no many people aroubd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Witch?

Backs quietly out of thread to rewrite profile blurb "

I'll join you

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

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Couples arguing in public, Its even worse if you're in their company

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The person who thought smart motorways are going to be a good idea !!!

They need to Burn!!!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

All the people in front of me at the Chinese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All the people in front of me at the Chinese "

People who talk about food when I'm hungry. Although Because it's you I will let you off this once.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noisy eaters. It genuinely tips me over the edge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And men who post cock pics taken when they were clearly having a shit

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"All the people in front of me at the Chinese

People who talk about food when I'm hungry. Although Because it's you I will let you off this once. "

Thanks

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton


"And men who post cock pics taken when they were clearly having a shit"

Shirley not?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And men who post cock pics taken when they were clearly having a shit

Shirley not?"

I see 100's weekly! Sat on the toilet, legs spread and rock hard. Passes the time I guess...

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton


"And men who post cock pics taken when they were clearly having a shit

Shirley not?

I see 100's weekly! Sat on the toilet, legs spread and rock hard. Passes the time I guess..."

Prefer a magazine myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And men who post cock pics taken when they were clearly having a shit

Shirley not?

I see 100's weekly! Sat on the toilet, legs spread and rock hard. Passes the time I guess...

Prefer a magazine myself "

Suduko for me

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By *ve 66Woman
over a year ago

Blackwood

Old people who go on bout young generation and won't move their bag for you to sit down.

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton


"And men who post cock pics taken when they were clearly having a shit

Shirley not?

I see 100's weekly! Sat on the toilet, legs spread and rock hard. Passes the time I guess...

Prefer a magazine myself

Suduko for me"

Well aren't we just sharing?

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By *utterflyandArtificeCouple
over a year ago

Trowbridge


"Noisy eaters. It genuinely tips me over the edge"

This too although it depends what they are eating; you can't knock a noisy pussy eater.

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By *mcouple1Couple
over a year ago

nr warrington

Small cars. You think you have found a free parking space butnoits got a fecking Fiat 500 in it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we burn Theresa May now cos otherwise we will have to do it later

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By *he WickedsCouple
over a year ago

Swingtown


"Speaking of grammar nazis..people who use past tense instead of past continuous!!

You were not stood there, you were standing there!!!! You weren't sat there, you were sitting there! It's a continuous action..

That about covers the entire population.."

How about 'defiantly' instead of 'definitely'. That defiantly pisses me off!

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By *odestyB007Woman
over a year ago

Winchester

Drivers unable to use indicators.....from an angry biker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The voice on the Newcastle metro system that remind you to stand on the right hand side of the esculator! Arghhh!

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By *nequeenslutWoman
over a year ago

rugeley

people that vote tory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My neighbour's!

Your neighbours what ? "

Think they meant their neighbours?

Maybe we should burn people who put random apostrophes in plurals?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"people that vote tory "

100% with you on that one!

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"My neighbour's!

Your neighbours what ? "

Your neighbour's what?

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"My neighbour's!

Your neighbours what ?

Think they meant their neighbours?

Maybe we should burn people who put random apostrophes in plurals?"

Apostrophe's you mean?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"people that vote tory

100% with you on that one! "

Yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"people that vote tory

100% with you on that one!

Yes! "

People who voted New Labour, champagne socialist b*****ds that they were.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone who chews loudly...

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"people that vote tory

100% with you on that one!

Yes!

People who voted New Labour, champagne socialist b*****ds that they were."

Haha yes, and self-righteous liberals (with a small l). .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who listen to music on their phone in a public place. Use your headphones, you cretins! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone who chews loudly...

"

Or with their mouth open

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