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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Most of us blokes don't read instructions as it's an in built thing for us, women can be as bad and as an example a certain Lady on here (I use the phrase loosely lol) has had a car for 3 years and just found out it has a feature she knew nothing about untill someone told her

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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Why have a dog and bark yaself, let someone else tell ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Instructions on condoms are pointless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most of us blokes don't read instructions as it's an in built thing for us, women can be as bad and as an example a certain Lady on here (I use the phrase loosely lol) has had a car for 3 years and just found out it has a feature she knew nothing about untill someone told her "

i have had my car 6yrs and only found out where the fog lights were in feb this year

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Instuctions are soooo booorrring though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most of us blokes don't read instructions as it's an in built thing for us, women can be as bad and as an example a certain Lady on here (I use the phrase loosely lol) has had a car for 3 years and just found out it has a feature she knew nothing about untill someone told her "

It would make us less of a man if we read instructions, we are genetically built to be able to work things out our own way!!

'its better to try and fuck it up than follow instructions and look like a wuss!!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Instuctions are soooo booorrring though "
and in chinese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bought an MFI bookcase that finished up looking like a wardrobe designed by Picasso

Couldn't get the shelves straight, then found out I'd put one of the sides on upside down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive had my mobile phone for 2 years didnt realise if you held down the keys for a few seconds it gave you the number on that key ...id been tap tap tapping to get the numbers if i needed them ! doh !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I work in IT, and one of the pet hates us geeks have is people not reading instructions. The answer to many basic, well explained (in the instructions) queries is usually a curt "RTFM, (insert insult)", which means: READ THE FUCKING MANUAL.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

bugger....I need to change my instruction manual in that case!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"bugger....I need to change my instruction manual in that case!! "
D'OH

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Instuctions are soooo booorrring though and in chinese "

Might as well be, the sense they make...when I bother to read them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PS I'm unbelievably fucked off today, so posts may be "to the point"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I work in IT, and one of the pet hates us geeks have is people not reading instructions. The answer to many basic, well explained (in the instructions) queries is usually a curt "RTFM, (insert insult)", which means: READ THE FUCKING MANUAL.

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i do read manuals but i wish they would write them in plain English not gobbledegook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ive had my mobile phone for 2 years didnt realise if you held down the keys for a few seconds it gave you the number on that key ...id been tap tap tapping to get the numbers if i needed them ! doh !"

I've had a Blackberry for about three years - I change them yearly...still don't know how to turn it on or off! I do have an IQ in double figures...honest. I just take the battery out when I want to turn it off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i do read manuals but i wish they would write them in plain English not gobbledegook "

I do agree with you there, badly translated Mandarin is never pleasant.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Most of us blokes don't read instructions as it's an in built thing for us, women can be as bad and as an example a certain Lady on here (I use the phrase loosely lol) has had a car for 3 years and just found out it has a feature she knew nothing about untill someone told her "

On a similar vein, whilst doing voluntary work at a local Music Festival last month, and doing Main Gate Traffic control, one lady motorist was memorable.

She was advised about which internal site road she'd to follow, but she must put on her "hazard lights". She asked me, "What do you mean?", so I pointed out what that meant and the red button on the dashboard.

Her response was "Well, I've had this car 5 years and wondered what that was for! You learn something new everyday!"

Or another case when several years ago, I worked in ferry port Security, here in Hull. At the time, we'd to search all outgoing caravans, motorhomes etc.

One car pulled into the search area, with a caravan in tow, and as I checked over the car etc, I noticed the nose wheel was still in the down position, and in contact with the road! It looked "knackered" to put it mildly.

We learnt he'd only picked up the 'van the day before from the dealer, and had driven that day from Glasgow to Hull for the first time with a caravan!

Neither he or his 3 elderly friends in the car had never had any experience of caravanning, and they were going to Southern Italy!

The icing on the cake was when I asked him, "how will you be reversing up the access ramp into the main deck? That's what you have to do on this ship!"

He went pale! "Maybe I should look at the manual" he stuttered. Doh!

I made sure the Dock Manager was aware of this muppet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i do read manuals but i wish they would write them in plain English not gobbledegook

I do agree with you there, badly translated Mandarin is never pleasant."

pmsl i knew there was a reason i didnt understand them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i do read manuals but i wish they would write them in plain English not gobbledegook

I do agree with you there, badly translated Mandarin is never pleasant.

pmsl i knew there was a reason i didnt understand them "

Don't tell a soul, but half time we don't either!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i do read manuals but i wish they would write them in plain English not gobbledegook

I do agree with you there, badly translated Mandarin is never pleasant.

pmsl i knew there was a reason i didnt understand them

Don't tell a soul, but half time we don't either!!"

my lips are sealed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women should come with instructions for SOME guys....

Showing where all the important bits are etc

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden


"my lips are sealed "

That's what happens when you fix your vibe with Superglue!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my lips are sealed

That's what happens when you fix your vibe with Superglue! "

oh ffs thats coffee sprayed everywhere cheers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I read instructions then do it my way xx

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Over two years since i had my new cooker and ive never used the grill because i dont know how to. Dont watch television in the livign room as i dont know how to work it. Mobile phone isnt connected to the internet cause i dont know how to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ive had my mobile phone for 2 years didnt realise if you held down the keys for a few seconds it gave you the number on that key ...id been tap tap tapping to get the numbers if i needed them ! doh !"

Wow.....Err... Thanks....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My son asked me where the button for my bonnet catch was - ermmmmm probably near the lipstick mirror???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why have a dog and bark yaself, let someone else tell ya "
....... Yeah what you said, I do. wife reads, have to give you women something to do right

* crEepS rOunD grAveyArD* -|-

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women should come with instructions for SOME guys....

Showing where all the important bits are etc "
....... Why it's not rocket science ffs

* crEeps rOunD grAveyArD * -|-

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

Its more fun with out the instructions. I get to explore all avenues then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have just used the oven logo with the little drip next to it instead of heading for the fan assisted knob. My cherry cake is rising nicely. Dug out the instructions apparently this is the proper cake and bread oven setting. I've only had it five years.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ive had my mobile phone for 2 years didnt realise if you held down the keys for a few seconds it gave you the number on that key ...id been tap tap tapping to get the numbers if i needed them ! doh !"

Ermmmm snap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women should come with instructions for SOME guys....

Showing where all the important bits are etc ....... Why it's not rocket science ffs

* crEeps rOunD grAveyArD * -|-"

Psst... We men know that...

Its only the women who pretend that it is.

*Furtles off into the Fens...*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women should come with instructions for SOME guys....

Showing where all the important bits are etc ....... Why it's not rocket science ffs

* crEeps rOunD grAveyArD * -|-

Psst... We men know that...

Its only the women who pretend that it is.

*Furtles off into the Fens...*"

Thats funny ......

*wanders off down Howards Way*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Over two years since i had my new cooker and ive never used the grill because i dont know how to. Dont watch television in the livign room as i dont know how to work it. Mobile phone isnt connected to the internet cause i dont know how to. "

.. shall I visit you and change your life forever?

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex


"i do read manuals but i wish they would write them in plain English not gobbledegook

I do agree with you there, badly translated Mandarin is never pleasant.

pmsl i knew there was a reason i didnt understand them

Don't tell a soul, but half time we don't either!!

my lips are sealed "

Surely its Gobble-dee-geek?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i do read manuals but i wish they would write them in plain English not gobbledegook

I do agree with you there, badly translated Mandarin is never pleasant.

pmsl i knew there was a reason i didnt understand them

Don't tell a soul, but half time we don't either!!

my lips are sealed

Surely its Gobble-dee-geek?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i do read manuals but i wish they would write them in plain English not gobbledegook

I do agree with you there, badly translated Mandarin is never pleasant.

pmsl i knew there was a reason i didnt understand them

Don't tell a soul, but half time we don't either!!

my lips are sealed

Surely its Gobble-dee-geek?

"

Pmsl i think you could be right there

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