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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Right so fanny is kicking off some tumble at the moment, it's not been used for almost a year. It goes by so quickly, also not had any penis in my mouth for about 4 months, last meet was a bum treatment and a spunk deposit in my mouth.

Here's where the handy man thing comes into it, I have some electrical things that need doing, some light fittings replaced, light and plug sockets replaced cos I don't like the ones I've got, need a light fitting centred, basically I just need an electrician.

I know a guy that is absolutely gorgeous who I shagged when we were only 16 and 17 respectively and again when I was 20 and him 21. 13 years later and he's still hot as fuck and I messaged him last month for a quote for all the work but didn't say who I was, had the quite and it was v.expensive and didn't get back to him. Bumped into him today in asda and said it was me that messaged and he was like ahh I didn't know it was you, I'll come and do it after hours, just make me a cuppa tea.

Would it be inappropriate to ask for some spunk, I just want to suck him off that's all.

Workmen that go to women's houses, how would someone hint that they want to suck you off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right so fanny is kicking off some tumble at the moment, it's not been used for almost a year. It goes by so quickly, also not had any penis in my mouth for about 4 months, last meet was a bum treatment and a spunk deposit in my mouth.

Here's where the handy man thing comes into it, I have some electrical things that need doing, some light fittings replaced, light and plug sockets replaced cos I don't like the ones I've got, need a light fitting centred, basically I just need an electrician.

I know a guy that is absolutely gorgeous who I shagged when we were only 16 and 17 respectively and again when I was 20 and him 21. 13 years later and he's still hot as fuck and I messaged him last month for a quote for all the work but didn't say who I was, had the quite and it was v.expensive and didn't get back to him. Bumped into him today in asda and said it was me that messaged and he was like ahh I didn't know it was you, I'll come and do it after hours, just make me a cuppa tea.

Would it be inappropriate to ask for some spunk, I just want to suck him off that's all.

Workmen that go to women's houses, how would someone hint that they want to suck you off?"

I'll come do the work for that aha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I missed your posts

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Can I make it clear I'm not offering blow jobs in exchange for changing some plug sockets and light fittings. I want to suck off a particular guy that I know who is an electrician and shagged as teenagers and young adults and who is still as handsome if not more handsome now.

I'm out of the game, can't flirt for shit at the moment.

What would make you think yeah she wants to suck my dick let's get it out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If only I wasn't colour blind I'd offer to sort your electronic issues out at no charge or favour...now is live this dark one or this slightly less dark one?

He'd be mad to turn you down

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

If he's coming on your recommendation, I need to employ his services and I'll happily offer extras after hours too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I make it clear I'm not offering blow jobs in exchange for changing some plug sockets and light fittings. I want to suck off a particular guy that I know who is an electrician and shagged as teenagers and young adults and who is still as handsome if not more handsome now.

I'm out of the game, can't flirt for shit at the moment.

What would make you think yeah she wants to suck my dick let's get it out. "

Bring up old times and reminisce about how it was back when you fucked. Whilst talking about it flirt rub his arm play with your hair get close where possible . Try to hold a fixed gaze and lean forward slowly he's likely to also bring leaning in then kiss till you notice his breathing increase then slowly drop down to your knees one hand in his zip I think that will sort it . It would work on me and has done many times . I love it when women do that . Hope that helps xx

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By *accaMan
over a year ago

leicester

Think someone's got a very good imagination..... Or he's a very lucky guy!!

Being self employed myself, this scenario is almost a myth.. But also a reality, dip your bread I say

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By *ehind blue eyes38Man
over a year ago

Hunstanton

When he's there, peal a banana and do to the banana what you want to do to him. Im sure he will get the hint

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By *i-cambsMan
over a year ago

March

For gods sake. While changing a light just undo his trousers and enjoy. I am sure he will enjoy changing one a week. How many have you got?

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By *cot611Man
over a year ago

carterton

something subtle like come here bob im gonna suck your cock should do the trick i think, if it doesnt, find another builder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a customer who's openly flirting with me.shes the only person ever to make me nervous. And I think she knows it and that's why she does it.

Another customer- At the end of a job at Christmas as the woman paid me she offered a Christmas hug and a kiss. She was pretty I said yes. She put a full on snog on me. . That was a nice way of letting me know.

Good luck in your pursuit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try getting on your knees in front of him and see what he does?

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

I'm a carpenter if you need any doors hanging?

Happy to help dust off the cobwebs around your fanny.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I like the eating a banana idea, talking about when we used to hook up should be easy enough to do. A hug would be nice but some cum would be better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plumber here.

Sometimes I wish my customers would just stop beating around the bush and ask for all the sex they obviously want rather than go through the song and dance of "I want a new bathroom" or "I have a leak".

It's just getting silly now. But at least they pay me. I would be so comfortable accepting their money for sex...

Seriously though, I would appreciate someone being clear and forward with me about what they want...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Plumber here.

Sometimes I wish my customers would just stop beating around the bush and ask for all the sex they obviously want rather than go through the song and dance of "I want a new bathroom" or "I have a leak".

It's just getting silly now. But at least they pay me. I would be so comfortable accepting their money for sex...

Seriously though, I would appreciate someone being clear and forward with me about what they want..."

I do actually need two new bathrooms!

This particular guy though has already said he'd do it all after hours for nothing so maybe he's expecting some?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When he is finished doing the work, simply go over to him to feel his cock through his jeans and kiss down his body. He will get the idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm free to do some painting btw if any lady needs it

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Damn it I need stuff doing maybe this is the way to go...

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By *ehind blue eyes38Man
over a year ago

Hunstanton


"I like the eating a banana idea, talking about when we used to hook up should be easy enough to do. A hug would be nice but some cum would be better. "

If he doesn't pick up on that then I don't know what would work you'd have mine popping out of its skin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If he's game and it's not exactly stranger sex ,it's somewhere you e both been before ..why not ?....I can't see him turning you down tbh ...go with the flow and who knows ..I think you'll get a mouthful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh if your roof needs checking ,plastering ,plumbing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Plumber here.

Sometimes I wish my customers would just stop beating around the bush and ask for all the sex they obviously want rather than go through the song and dance of "I want a new bathroom" or "I have a leak".

It's just getting silly now. But at least they pay me. I would be so comfortable accepting their money for sex...

Seriously though, I would appreciate someone being clear and forward with me about what they want...

I do actually need two new bathrooms!

This particular guy though has already said he'd do it all after hours for nothing so maybe he's expecting some?"

He's either:

1. A super nice guy

2. Doesn't know what he's doing and is using your bathrooms as an opportunity for practice

3. Is hoping you'll pay him with sex/blow jobs

I'll keep my fingers crossed for 1 or 3 for you. You know where I am if it's 2...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Plumber here.

Sometimes I wish my customers would just stop beating around the bush and ask for all the sex they obviously want rather than go through the song and dance of "I want a new bathroom" or "I have a leak".

It's just getting silly now. But at least they pay me. I would be so comfortable accepting their money for sex...

Seriously though, I would appreciate someone being clear and forward with me about what they want...

I do actually need two new bathrooms!

This particular guy though has already said he'd do it all after hours for nothing so maybe he's expecting some?

He's either:

1. A super nice guy

2. Doesn't know what he's doing and is using your bathrooms as an opportunity for practice

3. Is hoping you'll pay him with sex/blow jobs

I'll keep my fingers crossed for 1 or 3 for you. You know where I am if it's 2... "

He's an electrician, had his own business for years, see all his vans everywhere so he's proper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Plumber here.

Sometimes I wish my customers would just stop beating around the bush and ask for all the sex they obviously want rather than go through the song and dance of "I want a new bathroom" or "I have a leak".

It's just getting silly now. But at least they pay me. I would be so comfortable accepting their money for sex...

Seriously though, I would appreciate someone being clear and forward with me about what they want...

I do actually need two new bathrooms!

This particular guy though has already said he'd do it all after hours for nothing so maybe he's expecting some?

He's either:

1. A super nice guy

2. Doesn't know what he's doing and is using your bathrooms as an opportunity for practice

3. Is hoping you'll pay him with sex/blow jobs

I'll keep my fingers crossed for 1 or 3 for you. You know where I am if it's 2...

He's an electrician, had his own business for years, see all his vans everywhere so he's proper. "

Ah! I though he was offering to do your bathrooms...

Take him up on his offer! Worse case scenario is you get some free work.

Best case is free work and sex!

If you need your bathrooms doing, I'd happily send you a quote!

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By *j JonesMan
over a year ago

Manchester

my ultimate fantasy is to be seduced by a sexy female while working in her house!!..

i used to be a plumber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Send him a naughty text

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If he's offered to do it after hours he must be interested in something. Wear something hot and flirt with him. You've got a past so mention how much fun it was and see what happens.

Then tell us!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'll have to gauge the atmosphere, if he's eager to get it all done quick so he can go obviously I won't try anything but if he accepts a cuppa tea and happy to chat and stuff. I should be able to tell if he's open to the idea, I'm not that backwards I don't think! It's been a LONG time since I've been in the company of a man!

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester


"I'll have to gauge the atmosphere, if he's eager to get it all done quick so he can go obviously I won't try anything but if he accepts a cuppa tea and happy to chat and stuff. I should be able to tell if he's open to the idea, I'm not that backwards I don't think! It's been a LONG time since I've been in the company of a man!"
. Have you done your research? Are you sure he's single? You don't want to make him feel uncomfortable for saying no if he's attached this may be your way in, so starting with the ' what have you been doing with yourself' then making sure he's fully aware your single, obviously you will be looking super hot all a good start, then drop in the conversation in a jokey way that you don't mind being single but sometimes it would be nice to give a good blowjob, and the remind him how he remembers that you used to love giving a good blowjob laugh a little at this point, then drop in something like' every guy loves a blowjob don't they' ? When was the last time you had one? And the rest hopefully will be exactly what you're after good luck Mrs blue eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm free to do some painting btw if any lady needs it "

I actually do! A lot. Shame you're not local

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By *nvercoupleCouple
over a year ago

Inverness

First thing is to find out if he is single. If he is then a couple of ideas for you.

Wear stockings with a dress that is maybe just a bit too short. So when you sit down he will catch a glimpse. If he looks you can get more daring as time goes by.

Ask him to do something in the bedroom and accidentally leave a vibrator on the bed. You can tell him through your embarrassment that you haven't had sex in however long.

If you look at fab on a laptop or pc. Leave it on the screen where he can see.

Good luck and let us all know if it works out. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well for me as I'm always on my knees in my trade ... a very short skirt and no knickers

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