FabSwingers.com forum: This isn't the greatest nocturnal thread in the world

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's just a tribute because Jim is slacking and probably eating pies.

Perving, working, lurking or plain old masturbating? Smileyface smileyface.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yvaine, hola

Im perving and hatching sexy weekend plans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Greatest in the world!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's just a tribute because Jim is slacking and probably eating pies.

Perving, working, lurking or plain old masturbating? Smileyface smileyface."

Rumour is he's been naughty and he's on a wee holiday fs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yeah...I'm laying in bed sending naughty pics to a guy I've met and plan on meeting again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a lot thanks Jim

Contemplating whether to burp the worm or go to sleep

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yvaine, hola

Im perving and hatching sexy weekend plans

Why good eeeeeeevening Miss BG, sexy weekend plans are the best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pervin', trying to get myself in the mood to knock one out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Greatest in the world!

Why fanx

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

Evenin' pervs!! drinking scrumpy, re-watching coupling and munching frazzles here. Happy times!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perving and talking to some lovely fabbers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yvaine, hola

Im perving and hatching sexy weekend plans

Why good eeeeeeevening Miss BG, sexy weekend plans are the best

You should stay. Fire Jim.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's just a tribute because Jim is slacking and probably eating pies.

Perving, working, lurking or plain old masturbating? Smileyface smileyface.

Rumour is he's been naughty and he's on a wee holiday fs

Cannea get the bloody staff fs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your erection isn't as great as Jim's but you're certainly cuter!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Good eeeeevening Jim

Hi Yvaine, thank you on behalf of all of us who were having withdrawal symptoms

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh yeah...I'm laying in bed sending naughty pics to a guy I've met and plan on meeting again

Is this Marc or Courtney?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"It's just a tribute because Jim is slacking and probably eating pies.

Perving, working, lurking or plain old masturbating? Smileyface smileyface."

Hi Yvaine, well done for stepping in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hello all! newbie here just having a nose and a perv

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pervin', trying to get myself in the mood to knock one out."

There's a world of inspiring filth out there

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Wait, where the hell is J0hnny

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"It's just a tribute because Jim is slacking and probably eating pies.

Perving, working, lurking or plain old masturbating? Smileyface smileyface.

Rumour is he's been naughty and he's on a wee holiday fs

Dubai?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh yeah...I'm laying in bed sending naughty pics to a guy I've met and plan on meeting again

Is this Marc or Courtney?

I'm not saying

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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham

So, I gave myself a mullet today.

I was trimming the old sideburns when the blade it went astray

I tried put the hair right back with tape and sticky glue

but when nothing worked I had to hack the other side off too.

Until I make it to the barbers, a mullet I shall rock.

Do any of you ladies like one? If so, would you suck my...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's just a tribute because Jim is slacking and probably eating pies.

Perving, working, lurking or plain old masturbating? Smileyface smileyface.

Rumour is he's been naughty and he's on a wee holiday fs

Dubai?"

Naw fabshank

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evenin' pervs!! drinking scrumpy, re-watching coupling and munching frazzles here. Happy times!!

Good eeeeeeevening! Coupling's hilarious

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Perving and talking to some lovely fabbers "

Good evening

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your erection isn't as great as Jim's but you're certainly cuter! "

Why thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good eeeeevening Jim

Hi Yvaine, thank you on behalf of all of us who were having withdrawal symptoms "

Good eeeeeeevening, I try

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Perving and talking to some lovely fabbers

Good evening

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Good evening Yvaine

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"hello all! newbie here just having a nose and a perv

Good evening, welcome to the asylum

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wait, where the hell is J0hnny "

Maybe they've eloped

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Works for me op...I'd rather look at you than Jim..no offence Jim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So, I gave myself a mullet today.

I was trimming the old sideburns when the blade it went astray

I tried put the hair right back with tape and sticky glue

but when nothing worked I had to hack the other side off too.

Until I make it to the barbers, a mullet I shall rock.

Do any of you ladies like one? If so, would you suck my...

Ahaha... mullet

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Evening Yvaine et al, just had some balls in ma mouth

Spicy meatballs & noodles that is ya filthy minded feckers

Now waiting for Taskmaster to start on Dave ja vu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Working and lurking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All I need is the Elder Wand and the Stone and I'm invincible

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Works for me op...I'd rather look at you than Jim..no offence Jim

Aha, thanks

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Wait, where the hell is J0hnny

Maybe they've eloped

Maybe Jim got abducted

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Working and lurking

Good eeeeeeevening

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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham

"So, I gave myself a mullet today.

I was trimming the old sideburns when the blade it went astray

I tried put the hair right back with tape and sticky glue

but when nothing worked I had to hack the other side off too.

Until I make it to the barbers, a mullet I shall rock.

Do any of you ladies like one? If so, would you suck my...

Ahaha... mullet

I have exaggerated for comic effect but it really does look terrible. I am rather fortunate that I work from home and no-one but VB will see the mess I've made.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All I need is the Elder Wand and the Stone and I'm invincible

*gropes butt*

Shut your pie hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi Yvaine, just got in from the Gloucester Social with another female fabber. I came back with some Mojos, black jacks and fruit salads. Oh and some sperm table confetti!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perving on here, chatting elsewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All I need is the Elder Wand and the Stone and I'm invincible

*gropes butt*

Shut your pie hole"

Yes Miss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does anyone else have that tenacious d song in their head now?

Hi pretend Jim. Hope you've had a good day x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi Yvaine, just got in from the Gloucester Social with another female fabber. I came back with some Mojos, black jacks and fruit salads. Oh and some sperm table confetti!

Good eeeeeeevening! Sounds like you had A lovely night. Sperm confetti?!

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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham

"Does anyone else have that tenacious d song in their head now?

Hi pretend Jim. Hope you've had a good day x"

Miss.Honey inflicted it upon everyone in another thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Yvaine. Evening all! Just chilling with a G&T after a bit of a crappy day spent at the dentist and sat listening to the unanswered ring of the BT call centre because my broadband is still not working properly and continually dropping out, after a month of them continually telling me they've fixed it.

I don't normally drink during the week but I needed one tonight

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Does anyone else have that tenacious d song in their head now?

Hi pretend Jim. Hope you've had a good day x"

It's was the best thread in the world, it was the best thread in the wooooooorld

Look into my eyes and it's easy to see 1 and 1 makes 2, 2 and 1 makes 3

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Perving on here, chatting elsewhere

Good eeeeeeevening MissB. Nice tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hello all! newbie here just having a nose and a perv

Good evening, welcome to the asylum

lol love it already! Il fit right in I think!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All I need is the Elder Wand and the Stone and I'm invincible

*gropes butt*

Shut your pie hole

Yes Miss.

Good boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi Yvaine, just got in from the Gloucester Social with another female fabber. I came back with some Mojos, black jacks and fruit salads. Oh and some sperm table confetti!

Good eeeeeeevening! Sounds like you had A lovely night. Sperm confetti?!"

Yes table confetti it wasn't real jizz left on the table.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does anyone else have that tenacious d song in their head now?

Hi pretend Jim. Hope you've had a good day x"

Soz

It were alright, apart from a burnt vagina x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening Yvaine. Evening all! Just chilling with a G&T after a bit of a crappy day spent at the dentist and sat listening to the unanswered ring of the BT call centre because my broadband is still not working properly and continually dropping out, after a month of them continually telling me they've fixed it.

I don't normally drink during the week but I needed one tonight

Oops! Definitely sounds you need a stiff one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening Yvaine, how's your day been. Just watching tv and scanning the forums x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does anyone else have that tenacious d song in their head now?

Hi pretend Jim. Hope you've had a good day x

Soz

It were alright, apart from a burnt vagina x"

That's never a good thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't normally drink during the week but I needed one tonight

Oops! Definitely sounds you need a stiff one"

Yep a few guys thought that tonight, but I had to let them down gently

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good evening Yvaine, how's your day been. Just watching tv and scanning the forums x "

Good eeeeeeevening, it's been alright

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does anyone else have that tenacious d song in their head now?

Hi pretend Jim. Hope you've had a good day x

Soz

It were alright, apart from a burnt vagina x

That's never a good thing."

I've learnt my lesson!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening Op

How's your foof foof doing now better I hope.

Chatting, perving and thinking about what to wear....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good evening Op

How's your foof foof doing now better I hope.

Chatting, perving and thinking about what to wear....

Good eeeeeeevening - still a bit tender!

Try wearing nothing at all

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Yvaine, good evening to you.

Much prettier than Jim, and such lovely eyes too - mmmmm!

How's your day been?

GG.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Perving on here, chatting elsewhere

Good eeeeeeevening MissB. Nice tits

thank you Yvaine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening Op

How's your foof foof doing now better I hope.

Chatting, perving and thinking about what to wear....

Good eeeeeeevening - still a bit tender!

Try wearing nothing at all

Oh goodness

you'll need to take it steady next time

I can't drive a great distance completely naked

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yvaine, good evening to you.

Much prettier than Jim, and such lovely eyes too - mmmmm!

How's your day been?

GG."

Aha, thank you - don't tell Jim that!

Fine thanks, had A bit of an accident though. How was yours?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Does anyone else have that tenacious d song in their head now?

Hi pretend Jim. Hope you've had a good day x

Miss.Honey inflicted it upon everyone in another thread

Be you Angels?

I'm sorry

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Anyway. I've just been called a goddess so I think I should go to sleep before someone shatters that illusion

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good evening Op

How's your foof foof doing now better I hope.

Chatting, perving and thinking about what to wear....

Good eeeeeeevening - still a bit tender!

Try wearing nothing at all

Oh goodness

you'll need to take it steady next time

I can't drive a great distance completely naked

Dressing gown? Trench coat with sexy underwear?

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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham

"Does anyone else have that tenacious d song in their head now?

Hi pretend Jim. Hope you've had a good day x

Miss.Honey inflicted it upon everyone in another thread

Be you Angels?

I'm sorry

Nay, we are but men!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Does anyone else have that tenacious d song in their head now?

Hi pretend Jim. Hope you've had a good day x

Miss.Honey inflicted it upon everyone in another thread

Be you Angels?

I'm sorry

And we said NAY

Ffs honey!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyway. I've just been called a goddess so I think I should go to sleep before someone shatters that illusion

I'd worship you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watcha Fabsters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good evening Op

How's your foof foof doing now better I hope.

Chatting, perving and thinking about what to wear....

Good eeeeeeevening - still a bit tender!

Try wearing nothing at all

Oh goodness

you'll need to take it steady next time

I can't drive a great distance completely naked

Dressing gown? Trench coat with sexy underwear?"

The latter could be done

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyway. I've just been called a goddess so I think I should go to sleep before someone shatters that illusion

Night night pest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Watcha Fabsters

Hey Mr PB

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Watcha Fabsters

Good eeeeeeevening Mr PB

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Does anyone else have that tenacious d song in their head now?

Hi pretend Jim. Hope you've had a good day x

Miss.Honey inflicted it upon everyone in another thread

Be you Angels?

I'm sorry

And we said NAY

Ffs honey!!

\m/ yeah

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Evening PB.... here you are, beckoning once more pffft.

*puts on shoes*

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Anyway. I've just been called a goddess so I think I should go to sleep before someone shatters that illusion

Night night pest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Watcha Fabsters

Hey Mr PB

Hey Foof, you cool?

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"Yvaine, good evening to you.

Much prettier than Jim, and such lovely eyes too - mmmmm!

How's your day been?

GG.

Aha, thank you - don't tell Jim that!

Fine thanks, had A bit of an accident though. How was yours?"

Day off today. Got legal advice on a matter, plus sent a few job applications out. A bit of retail therapy, a good dinner then relaxation through the evening. Contented for first time in a long time!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyway. I've just been called a goddess so I think I should go to sleep before someone shatters that illusion

Night night pest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Watcha Fabsters

Good eeeeeeevening Mr PB

'Ello

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Anyway. I've just been called a goddess so I think I should go to sleep before someone shatters that illusion

Night night pest

Mwah. Bedfordshire and dreams of being worshipped await.

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By *onny MCMan
over a year ago

Crawley

"Wait, where the hell is J0hnny

Maybe they've eloped

That would explain a lot, lol.

How are you all?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening PB.... here you are, beckoning once more pffft.

*puts on shoes*"

The purple ones?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Evening PB.... here you are, beckoning once more pffft.

*puts on shoes*

The purple ones?

I can't walk very well in them, so will take me twice the travelling time

Wait for it....

Yaaaaaaay, carry me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Watcha Fabsters

Good eeeeeeevening Mr PB

'Ello

Ello

All good in your igloo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening PB.... here you are, beckoning once more pffft.

*puts on shoes*

The purple ones?

I can't walk very well in them, so will take me twice the travelling time

Wait for it....

Yaaaaaaay, carry me!

Fireman right? Let me get my helmet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Time for bed methinks.

Night fabbers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello night time fabbers or should that be goodnight day time fabbers..

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By *sandu2ukCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Hello night time fabbers or should that be goodnight day time fabbers..

Good evening x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello night time fabbers or should that be goodnight day time fabbers..

Good evening x "

Evening xx

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By *sandu2ukCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Hello night time fabbers or should that be goodnight day time fabbers..

Good evening x

Evening xx

Well isn't it bloody quiet on here tonight.

It's almost the weekend, time to be excited. Lol x

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

"Hello night time fabbers or should that be goodnight day time fabbers..

Hola Sara fancy meeting you here xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello night time fabbers or should that be goodnight day time fabbers..

Good evening x

Evening xx

Well isn't it bloody quiet on here tonight.

It's almost the weekend, time to be excited. Lol x"

Ye so quiet..everyone getting to bed early

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello night time fabbers or should that be goodnight day time fabbers..

Hola Sara fancy meeting you here xx

Hello lovely xx

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

"Hello night time fabbers or should that be goodnight day time fabbers..

Hola Sara fancy meeting you here xx

Hello lovely xx"

Hello gorgeous xx

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By *accaMan
over a year ago

leicester

Can I just say carlsberg...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The greatest nocturnal thread just got epic

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By *accaMan
over a year ago

leicester

"The greatest nocturnal thread just got epic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waiting to leave for a train to catch a plane, I'm so tired...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just perving

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Howdy from out west

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over a year ago

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Im at work on my break,morning all;)

Miss

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