FabSwingers.com forum: worst question in your inbox

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hi all ive been getting some right questions in my inbox of late , what is the worst question you have recieved so far and also the one your most fed up of receiving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi all ive been getting some right questions in my inbox of late , what is the worst question you have recieved so far and also the one your most fed up of receiving

If I read "why do you keep messaging me" one more time I'll scream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can my twin sister and I put on a lesbian show for you before you fuck us both...

Some of these women just can't take no for an answer

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"Hi all ive been getting some right questions in my inbox of late , what is the worst question you have recieved so far and also the one your most fed up of receiving

If I read "why do you keep messaging me" one more time I'll scream"

Well if you'd just stop it I would have to reply in such a manner

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

The worst one I've ever received is a banned forum topic as it's an illegal activity so I can't discuss it

The one I get most often is the ones basically asking for a quick and go type meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whether "the female" meets alone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi all ive been getting some right questions in my inbox of late , what is the worst question you have recieved so far and also the one your most fed up of receiving

If I read "why do you keep messaging me" one more time I'll scream

Well if you'd just stop it I would have to reply in such a manner

Just let me love you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can my twin sister and I put on a lesbian show for you before you fuck us both...

Some of these women just can't take no for an answer "

Send them my way will you, purely so they leave you alone. I'm nice like that

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By *urchoicenowCouple
over a year ago

Ashford

Hi babe, fancy a meet?

Riles us every time

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Have you got a good looking girlfriend who can join us?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The one i get is from dudes asking nsa come in let me suck you off and leave (im straight btw) do people actually do that before a social??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you got a good looking girlfriend who can join us?

But...I mean....DO you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Howz U?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""Howz U?"

Haha love that one ! Proper classic

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Have you got a good looking girlfriend who can join us?

But...I mean....DO you?

Are you a friend?

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"Hi all ive been getting some right questions in my inbox of late , what is the worst question you have recieved so far and also the one your most fed up of receiving

If I read "why do you keep messaging me" one more time I'll scream

Well if you'd just stop it I would have to reply in such a manner

Just let me love you

Take more pics like your avatar and I'll consider it

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"Can my twin sister and I put on a lesbian show for you before you fuck us both...

Some of these women just can't take no for an answer

Send them my way will you, purely so they leave you alone. I'm nice like that"

What a sacrifice, you're just so selfless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think I've posted it before, but...

A guy asked my if I pull my pants down to my knees or my ankles when I sit on the toilet...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will you frandship with me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you make me pregnant.

Every hour on the hour

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Any time where the subject is a question mark.

And the main text is a question mark.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you got a good looking girlfriend who can join us?

But...I mean....DO you?

Are you a friend?"

Well, if you have to ask...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Think I've posted it before, but...

A guy asked my if I pull my pants down to my knees or my ankles when I sit on the toilet...

Wtf , some strange fetishes out there !

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Have you got a good looking girlfriend who can join us?

But...I mean....DO you?

Are you a friend?

Well, if you have to ask...

Then yes I do. I'll bear that in mind next time some lovely guy wants a random MFF.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi all ive been getting some right questions in my inbox of late , what is the worst question you have recieved so far and also the one your most fed up of receiving

If I read "why do you keep messaging me" one more time I'll scream

Well if you'd just stop it I would have to reply in such a manner

Just let me love you

Take more pics like your avatar and I'll consider it

Come take them yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will you frandship with me!

Hahahahahahahahahaha! Love it!

Will you maik me pregananant?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can my twin sister and I put on a lesbian show for you before you fuck us both...

Some of these women just can't take no for an answer

Send them my way will you, purely so they leave you alone. I'm nice like that

What a sacrifice, you're just so selfless

I do what I have to for the good of my fellow man

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"Can you make me pregnant.

Every hour on the hour

Your poor ass never gets a break from these offers does it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any time where the subject is a question mark.

And the main text is a question mark. "

Totally pointless !

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Whether "the female" meets alone.

Oh, I used to love those ones on the couples profile. Especially since on that profile it is always "the female" who reads and responds to messages. The random ones saying you're hot or words to that effect are great on there as well. I always assume they are referring to "the male" and respond as such.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you make me pregnant.

Every hour on the hour

Your poor ass never gets a break from these offers does it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A couple of weeks ago I had a guy ask if I'd meet him and let him pull out my used tampon and suck it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi or hi hows you or hi what you up to or hi you looking to meet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A couple of weeks ago I had a guy ask if I'd meet him and let him pull out my used tampon and suck it

Why !!! Nooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A couple of weeks ago I had a guy ask if I'd meet him and let him pull out my used tampon and suck it

Oh my god! No. No!

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

"A couple of weeks ago I had a guy ask if I'd meet him and let him pull out my used tampon and suck it

Oh my god! No. No!

Jesus

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"Hi all ive been getting some right questions in my inbox of late , what is the worst question you have recieved so far and also the one your most fed up of receiving

If I read "why do you keep messaging me" one more time I'll scream

Well if you'd just stop it I would have to reply in such a manner

Just let me love you

Take more pics like your avatar and I'll consider it

Come take them yourself

Well I am pretty handy with a camera

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"A couple of weeks ago I had a guy ask if I'd meet him and let him pull out my used tampon and suck it

Well that's a new one!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

It simply said...£££?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"A couple of weeks ago I had a guy ask if I'd meet him and let him pull out my used tampon and suck it

That's repulsive and amusing at the time!

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By *iolet2000Woman
over a year ago

Ormskirk

"Hi all ive been getting some right questions in my inbox of late , what is the worst question you have recieved so far and also the one your most fed up of receiving

One which made me laugh. I wish you were my mum. Will you pop my cherry?

Errr that'll be a no from me. !!!!

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

A regular forumite recently sent me "Shhh"

Not a clue what that was about?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A couple of weeks ago I had a guy ask if I'd meet him and let him pull out my used tampon and suck it

Why !!! Nooooooo

Made my stomach turn. That's his kink and I'm sure he'll find someone to do it with but that someone isn't me !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It simply said...£££?"

I can take a wild guess what that means .....

He needs directions to the nearest bank !

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

"Hi all ive been getting some right questions in my inbox of late , what is the worst question you have recieved so far and also the one your most fed up of receiving

One which made me laugh. I wish you were my mum. Will you pop my cherry?

Errr that'll be a no from me. !!!!

Meep!

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By *iolet2000Woman
over a year ago

Ormskirk

""Howz U?"

Exactly this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like being asked 'what are you up to?' Or 'Any plans this weekend?'. I find that question from a complete stranger very intrusive. However it irritates me just as much when I get asked that at the Tescos checkout!

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually,

I'm in a hotel can 'the female' come over?

Often with offer of illegal rewards

Lots of 'will you peg me it's my fantasy' usually without even so much as a hello.

Someone wanted to buy my old clothes.

A guy wanted me to use him as my toilet.

A TV wanted Mr N to cum into her high heel shoes so she could wear them and feel the cum squishing into her nylons as she walked around in them all day.

I am constantly intrigued by what people find sexy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had one that confused me a while back, it said "have you emptied your sack"?

I didn't get it, I don't have a red suit or a big white beard??

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By *cott89Man
over a year ago

prestatyn

ive been asked if i would let a guy suck me off if he paid me, i dont need the money or regret thanks mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had one from a guy asking if I wanted to go to his glory hole yesterday. Attached was a photo of a curtain with a hole in it over a doorway

now I have filters

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By *ediceTV/TS
over a year ago

Wrexham

Can't decide whether it's will you shit on me,or, 'will you have sex with my Alsation'?

I went for sex with the Alsation..He played a mean flugelhorn.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Ours is'I know you're not bi but I can play straight' yeah right!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi all ive been getting some right questions in my inbox of late , what is the worst question you have recieved so far and also the one your most fed up of receiving

I just got one saying "what would you think of me if I told you I slept with my sister"

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Hi all ive been getting some right questions in my inbox of late , what is the worst question you have recieved so far and also the one your most fed up of receiving

I just got one saying "what would you think of me if I told you I slept with my sister"

Eeeew!

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"A couple of weeks ago I had a guy ask if I'd meet him and let him pull out my used tampon and suck it

Oh my god! No. No!

Jesus"

If it was him, the books are misleading....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi all ive been getting some right questions in my inbox of late , what is the worst question you have recieved so far and also the one your most fed up of receiving

I just got one saying "what would you think of me if I told you I slept with my sister"

Eeeew!

I know!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a few guys ask if they can breed mrs manda

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

being asked any questions would be nice! lol #sadtimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm surprised not many have mentioned it......yet.

"Fancy a fuck?"

I'm like, 'helllooo - is the grass green?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm getting an influx of messages from guys with cucumbers up their bottoms.

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By *AA123Couple
over a year ago

Lichfield

Recently had a paid offer for A to suck a guy off while he was smoking a joint. He should have offered £420.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm getting an influx of messages from guys with cucumbers up their bottoms. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm getting an influx of messages from guys with cucumbers up their bottoms. "

Sorry about that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Recently had a paid offer for A to suck a guy off while he was smoking a joint. He should have offered £420."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hang on a minute, we have an in box, where is this mystery you speak of?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What size are my breasts and would I deepthroat untill I puke

Same couple at least once a month....now just the guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aside from all the completely bonkers / crass / downright stoooopid ones the phrase / question that really irk me are:

"'Ello Trouble whatcha doin'?"

"Boo"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What size are my breasts and would I deepthroat untill I puke

Same couple at least once a month....now just the guy

The guy...has he just started a forum post of the same subject?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm getting an influx of messages from guys with cucumbers up their bottoms. "

Must be on offer in the supermarket

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By *ornyminx13Woman
over a year ago

lurgan

How much would it take to get u

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How much would it take to get u"

Very classy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't get fed up. You could ask me anything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm getting an influx of messages from guys with cucumbers up their bottoms.

Must be on offer in the supermarket

This made me giggle

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By *addys_Little_PrincessWoman
over a year ago

London

I've has some pretty disturbing ones which I'm pretty sure I can't post about in here.

But ones that alway really annoy me are 'Can I ask you a question?' or 'Can you squirt

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By *he-Dirty-DuoMan
over a year ago

Boston

We were asked yesterday if we would do "paid sex"

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Jesus, at least my messages are to people I have spoken with on the forum and normally a complement about a new photo, or a message based on something they have said

I have nothing up my bum, I don't like blood or tampons, I won't pay for sex, I sometimes ask someone how they are doin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Constantly asked if I'm ok? A question which is asked so many times I have now begun to ask myself," am I ok?"

Bloody hell!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Can I take care of your back garden?'

I'm not looking for a gardener

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you a Druid or a Pagan?

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"ive been asked if i would let a guy suck me off if he paid me, i dont need the money or regret thanks mate"

I had a guy offer to pay me if I let him wank me off

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

The most annoying message I receive (and I've had it a few times) is; "Oh you're so lucky, you live in a gorgeous part of the country, I'm so jealous! But you're too far from me, sorry"

Geography bites.

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By *cott73Man
over a year ago

brighton

"I'm getting an influx of messages from guys with cucumbers up their bottoms. "

Probably greengrocers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last night's offering was "phone me while your being fucked so i can listen?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I see your cock?

Do I look like I spend time taking pictures like that?

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By *addys_Little_PrincessWoman
over a year ago

London

Today's favourite so far..

Are you on the pill?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you sit on the toilet, are your pants round your ankles or at your knees?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Last night's offering was "phone me while your being fucked so i can listen?"

My mrs had that one last week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know you want it so message me now"

Couple of days ago from an unknown

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Can i ask you anything?"

I said no the other 53893937 times he had asked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When i was on my single profile before worst one was can u fuck somone and ill pay u to eat his juice from ur flower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The one i get is from dudes asking nsa come in let me suck you off and leave (im straight btw) do people actually do that before a social??"

I get this all the time to wonder how many straight lads actually result to this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When i was on my single profile before worst one was can u fuck somone and ill pay u to eat his juice from ur flower

I've never had to pay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Can i ask you anything?"

I said no the other 53893937 times he had asked"

And you still hadn't blocked him.....

Tease

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By *inkyChrissy99TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Hi slut, wanna fuck me?

Ticked all my boxes I was over to see him in a flash!!

Was my intention.... But alas I Deleted it by accident

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Last night's offering was "phone me while your being fucked so i can listen?

My mrs had that one last week."

It was about 0330 and I was on fab... why on earth would the arse think we were fucking?

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