FabSwingers.com forum: International Masturbation Month

By *eanut Butter Cup OP Woman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

Apparently, May is International Masturbation Month...

I only found out on the 2nd so unfortunately missed the first day, but is it wrong that I'm already thinking that doing this every night for a month will be too much of a challenge for me

I dunno how people find the time or energy to knock one out daily

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure I'd call that a challenge so much as a standard month

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I better go make up for lost time

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Standard month here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bugger that. The first time this month it was a shit orgasm, today I just burnt myself instead

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By *eanut Butter Cup OP Woman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

"Bugger that. The first time this month it was a shit orgasm, today I just burnt myself instead

I saw your thread

crazy woman!

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

International masturbation month.. what does that even mean - is this bigger than the Olympics?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If hallmark haven't done a card for it, then it doesn't exist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

are there any organised team events for this?

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By *eanut Butter Cup OP Woman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

"are there any organised team events for this? "

I dunno, fancy setting one up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once a day? That's maybe a challenge I could succeed at

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only once a day...

Well this should be an easy month

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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i've done my quota, might have exceeded it and started it too early also.

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By *uddlybear2015Man
over a year ago

BEDFORD

Wondering if there is a wristband,ribbon or some kind of badge to show support...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Done.

Can I do June too while I'm here?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Wondering if there is a wristband,ribbon or some kind of badge to show support...

Good idea

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I have no holidays planned. It'll have to be local masturbation month this end.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

4 today so made up for the days I missed. What a terrible day it has been.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh OK! I might catch up later if anyone would be so kind as to motivate me

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By *eanut Butter Cup OP Woman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

"Oh OK! I might catch up later if anyone would be so kind as to motivate me

I have some cock pics on my inbox if you want??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"are there any organised team events for this?

I dunno, fancy setting one up?

might do....more than one is a team right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A whole wanking month !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"are there any organised team events for this?

I dunno, fancy setting one up?

Thats a team sport i could get involved in!

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By *hrillbillyMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"If hallmark haven't done a card for it, then it doesn't exist

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By *eanut Butter Cup OP Woman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

"are there any organised team events for this?

I dunno, fancy setting one up?

might do....more than one is a team right?

See you at your shed in 45 mins, I could use a hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Imagine a month of not being able to do it..... it's the thing nightmares are made from

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"are there any organised team events for this?

I dunno, fancy setting one up?

might do....more than one is a team right?

See you at your shed in 45 mins, I could use a hand

that's handy actually, i was gonna say this might go better with someone to help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh OK! I might catch up later if anyone would be so kind as to motivate me

I have some cock pics on my inbox if you want??

Talk about de-motivation

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Oh OK! I might catch up later if anyone would be so kind as to motivate me

What time? I've been motivational this evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one told me this, mind you my eyesight is pretty poor these days so perhaps I missed it...

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By *eanut Butter Cup OP Woman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

"No one told me this, mind you my eyesight is pretty poor these days so perhaps I missed it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh OK! I might catch up later if anyone would be so kind as to motivate me

What time? I've been motivational this evening

Any time after 22:56

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh OK! I might catch up later if anyone would be so kind as to motivate me

What time? I've been motivational this evening

Any time after 22:56

I've been motivational this evening and even videoed my efforts!

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

"are there any organised team events for this? "

Yes, ladies night at Cupids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't need an excuse to wank myself into oblivion!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I just realised I haven't actually had a wank since April.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just realised I haven't actually had a wank since April.

What?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"I just realised I haven't actually had a wank since April.

What?

"
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I know, it's shocking behaviour. And reminds me I really ought to cut my nails.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah fuck it, seeing as any Tom, Dick or Harry can declare 'International Day of ..' or 'International Month of ..' (and yes, I checked in Google and some eejits have indeed declared May as 'International month of masturbation') can I therefore declare June the International month of Cottaging and July international month of Bareback Anal Gangbangs?

I mean ...

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Ledbury

Masturbation.......

Month....

Whatever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just realised I haven't actually had a wank since April.

What?

I know, it's shocking behaviour. And reminds me I really ought to cut my nails."

I do tend to notice if I'm a bit pissy, that sometimes it's because I've not wanked for a few days...

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Oh OK! I might catch up later if anyone would be so kind as to motivate me

What time? I've been motivational this evening

Any time after 22:56

I've been motivational this evening and even videoed my efforts!

Me too

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"I just realised I haven't actually had a wank since April.

What?

I know, it's shocking behaviour. And reminds me I really ought to cut my nails.

I do tend to notice if I'm a bit pissy, that sometimes it's because I've not wanked for a few days... "

Are you saying I'm being FUCKING PISSY?!

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By *eanut Butter Cup OP Woman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

"Ah fuck it, seeing as any Tom, Dick or Harry can declare 'International Day of ..' or 'International Month of ..' (and yes, I checked in Google and some eejits have indeed declared May as 'International month of masturbation') can I therefore declare June the International month of Cottaging and July international month of Bareback Anal Gangbangs?

I mean ...

There's a book you might hate where the author spends a year celebrating made up holidays

funnily enough your suggestions didn't appear

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