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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If I'm serving cocktails tonight, which sex themed cocktails do you enjoy the taste of?

Aaaaaand. Which one has the sexy name you really like?

Mine - sex onthe beach is quite nice. But I prefer the name - screw against a wall.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Back in the 80's I always had a Slow Comfortable Screw up Against the Wall

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Back in the 80's I always had a Slow Comfortable Screw up Against the Wall "

That's the one I would like to order.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Back in the 80's I always had a Slow Comfortable Screw up Against the Wall

That's the one I would like to order. "

I've had a few....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Harvey wallbanger

It tastes good too

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

I'm quite partial to a screaming orgasm

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Back in the 80's I always had a Slow Comfortable Screw up Against the Wall

That's the one I would like to order.

I've had a few.... "

I fancy one soon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

give me a godfather please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm quite partial to a screaming orgasm "

I'd love to get you one.

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

I love the name and the taste of a Pornstar Martini. I love passionfruit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you doing shots?

A slippery nipple always goes down well

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I love the name and the taste of a Pornstar Martini. I love passionfruit "

I actually really liked it, but I thought I looked a bit of a girl drinking it.

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo


"I'm quite partial to a screaming orgasm

I'd love to get you one. "

Make it a large one please

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By *rwolfMan
over a year ago

bristol

I will have a "blow job" please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you doing shots?

A slippery nipple always goes down well "

Do you taste it with the end of your tongue, or do you put it in your mouth all at once?

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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham

I don't think I've ever had a proper cocktail

A very long time ago I used to mix smirnoff ice and strongbow. Called it the Deadleg because my head would be sober but my legs would be floppy, useless noodles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you doing shots?

A slippery nipple always goes down well

Do you taste it with the end of your tongue, or do you put it in your mouth all at once? "

A little taste at first then go all in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm quite partial to a screaming orgasm

I'd love to get you one.

Make it a large one please "

When you've finished the first, I'll gat you another.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I will have a "blow job" please"

And that's one I could never order with a straight face.

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

Ooh, I think I prefer the name cock sucking cowboy (it's a shot really) but they taste divine too!

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land


"I don't think I've ever had a proper cocktail

A very long time ago I used to mix smirnoff ice and strongbow. Called it the Deadleg because my head would be sober but my legs would be floppy, useless noodles."

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

I've had Sex on the Beach, Sex in the Forest and Slippery Nipples... But nothing really beats the Slow Comfortable Screw.... Can you do that for me OP?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've had Sex on the Beach, Sex in the Forest and Slippery Nipples... But nothing really beats the Slow Comfortable Screw.... Can you do that for me OP? "

Sure. Close your eyes as you try it.

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination


"I've had Sex on the Beach, Sex in the Forest and Slippery Nipples... But nothing really beats the Slow Comfortable Screw.... Can you do that for me OP?

Sure. Close your eyes as you try it. "

Mmmm delicious... Definitely one to savour slowly. Even make a night of it with a few rounds...

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Pornstar martini for me everytime!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've had Sex on the Beach, Sex in the Forest and Slippery Nipples... But nothing really beats the Slow Comfortable Screw.... Can you do that for me OP?

Sure. Close your eyes as you try it.

Mmmm delicious... Definitely one to savour slowly. Even make a night of it with a few rounds... "

A great idea. Sometimes one is never enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The last cocktail bar I went had a cocktail called Love Struck. It's Baileys and Kahlua based. I would like that one please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I quite like sex on the beach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a leg spreader please, followed by a long slow comfortable screw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you wet my lips, can I whet your whistle?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The last cocktail bar I went had a cocktail called Love Struck. It's Baileys and Kahlua based. I would like that one please "

Love struck. That's not on my menu.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I quite like sex on the beach "

I do. Can I join you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll have a leg spreader please, followed by a long slow comfortable screw "

Are you sure you can handle it? You might fall over after.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you wet my lips, can I whet your whistle?"

I am I little thirsty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't drink many cocktails

But my two favourites are

Woo woos

And Ladykiller

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you wet my lips, can I whet your whistle?

I am I little thirsty. "

How about a screw driver?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you wet my lips, can I whet your whistle?

I am I little thirsty.

How about a screw driver? "

Yes sure. But I'm not driving you anywhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll have a leg spreader please, followed by a long slow comfortable screw

Are you sure you can handle it? You might fall over after. "

Yes, but it would be fun in the meantime x

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