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"Ooo me please, I can help keep the captain comfortable in the cockpit "You are cock pilot  | |||
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"Only if I can 'turn left' on boarding the plane. I don't DO Economy! "No economy fucks here | |||
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"Can I come? " Cumming is compulsory and I do believe you have a companion in the form of a unicorn, very rare | |||
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"I'd love to be handed a boarding pass, happy to sit at the emergency exit.." And a crew member of your choice is complimentary | |||
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"Ooo me please, I can help keep the captain comfortable in the cockpit
You are cock pilot "I can do that job. I like a handful | |||
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"Are there films on board and do I get noise cancelling headphones so I can watch them in peace?" You're on the wrong flight | |||
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"Can I come? Cumming is compulsory and I do believe you have a companion in the form of a unicorn, very rare " . I'll wait for her and then jump on. I hope she comes quick. | |||
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"Can I come? Cumming is compulsory and I do believe you have a companion in the form of a unicorn, very rare
. I'll wait for her and then jump on. I hope she comes quick. "She's very excited and will be cumming shortly | |||
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"Can I do the snack trolley? " What a very tasty snack you'll be | |||
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"Can't we go somewhere gay people aren't arrested?  "The rule book has been torn up everyone is welcome regardless of sexuality, kinks or variety of attachment | |||
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"Only if I can 'turn left' on boarding the plane. I don't DO Economy! "Me either! What is the economy class you speak of | |||
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"Ps....you may wanna rethink the destination, I can think of more sexually liberated countries than Dubai! "Ahem. There's a smack cart, Would the lady like me to get her something to wet her lips? | |||
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"I'd love to be handed a boarding pass, happy to sit at the emergency exit.. And a crew member of your choice is complimentary "Oh, I'd prefer the senior Stewardess to make sure I don't do anything wrong...cross check and cock to manual..I mean door...see how clumsy I am | |||
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"Ps....you may wanna rethink the destination, I can think of more sexually liberated countries than Dubai!
Ahem. There's a snack cart, Would the lady like me to get her something to wet her lips? "FTFY | |||
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"Ps....you may wanna rethink the destination, I can think of more sexually liberated countries than Dubai! "Iran? Nice and warm this time of year | |||
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"I'd love to be handed a boarding pass, happy to sit at the emergency exit.. And a crew member of your choice is complimentary
Oh, I'd prefer the senior Stewardess to make sure I don't do anything wrong...cross check and cock to manual..I mean door...see how clumsy I am "Is this the 'Captain' speaking? | |||
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"I'd love to be handed a boarding pass, happy to sit at the emergency exit.. And a crew member of your choice is complimentary
Oh, I'd prefer the senior Stewardess to make sure I don't do anything wrong...cross check and cock to manual..I mean door...see how clumsy I am
Is this the 'Captain' speaking? "Captain Cock Up at your service, expect a pleasant flight, with plenty of distractions. When you see the sign go off you will be able to remove all lose clothing and freely move around the cabin | |||
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"Ps....you may wanna rethink the destination, I can think of more sexually liberated countries than Dubai! "Cool. Where are you taking me? | |||
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"Ps....you may wanna rethink the destination, I can think of more sexually liberated countries than Dubai!
Iran? Nice and warm this time of year "I was thinking more along the lines of the Caribbean | |||
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"Ps....you may wanna rethink the destination, I can think of more sexually liberated countries than Dubai! "Haram is the new halal | |||
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"Yayyyyyyyy I love Dubia and in particular the Atlantis, don't worry about their strict laws or lack of exciting nightlife I'll show you all Dubai uncovered fs "You're in my suite fs | |||
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"I'd love to be handed a boarding pass, happy to sit at the emergency exit.. And a crew member of your choice is complimentary
Oh, I'd prefer the senior Stewardess to make sure I don't do anything wrong...cross check and cock to manual..I mean door...see how clumsy I am "Me thinks you're not a real Captain 
Okay I need to be the CD on this flight!
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"I'm hijacking the plane... we're going to Norway.. "That's the flight for the troublemakers | |||
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"Yayyyyyyyy I love Dubia and in particular the Atlantis, don't worry about their strict laws or lack of exciting nightlife I'll show you all Dubai uncovered fs
You're in my suite fs "Ooooooooofft the Honeymoon suite fs | |||
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"Ps....you may wanna rethink the destination, I can think of more sexually liberated countries than Dubai!
Ahem. There's a snack cart, Would the lady like me to get her something to wet her lips?
FTFY "Thank goodness someone did. | |||
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"I'd love to be handed a boarding pass, happy to sit at the emergency exit.. And a crew member of your choice is complimentary
Oh, I'd prefer the senior Stewardess to make sure I don't do anything wrong...cross check and cock to manual..I mean door...see how clumsy I am
Me thinks you're not a real Captain
Okay I need to be the CD on this flight!
*thats senior stewardess "As long as you're suitably qualified, health ahnd safety is important as I'm sure you'll agree. We don't want Pink Panther airlines grounding by officaldom...other doms maybe but officialdoms | |||
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"Ps....you may wanna rethink the destination, I can think of more sexually liberated countries than Dubai!
Ahem. There's a snack cart, Would the lady like me to get her something to wet her lips?
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"Any spare seats for a cheeky one pinky "Always | |||
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"I work at the airport so im free to go now.!!" Standby that's perfect | |||
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"Passport control should be fun; putting faces to silhouette profiles "That comment has just put you on the Norway flight | |||
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"What onboard Movies do we have to look forward to ? Or do we make our own ?? "You really need to ask?  | |||
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"Passport control should be fun; putting faces to silhouette profiles
That comment has just put you on the Norway flight "Out of sight, but not out of mind | |||
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"I'd love to be handed a boarding pass, happy to sit at the emergency exit.. And a crew member of your choice is complimentary
Oh, I'd prefer the senior Stewardess to make sure I don't do anything wrong...cross check and cock to manual..I mean door...see how clumsy I am
Me thinks you're not a real Captain
Okay I need to be the CD on this flight!
*thats senior stewardess
As long as you're suitably qualified, health ahnd safety is important as I'm sure you'll agree. We don't want Pink Panther airlines grounding by officaldom...other doms maybe but officialdoms "I'm more than qualified... 
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"Id love to come. My pale Scottish skin isnt good in the sun though. Can someone please help me rub in the sun tan lotion? "I'm sure I could lend a hand for those hard to reach places | |||
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"Id love to come. My pale Scottish skin isnt good in the sun though. Can someone please help me rub in the sun tan lotion? "factor 50 here for you | |||
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"Id love to come. My pale Scottish skin isnt good in the sun though. Can someone please help me rub in the sun tan lotion? "Join me on the Norway flight and you will have my full attention | |||
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"I'll be security for the flight. I'll be frisking you all before boarding looking for any lethal weapons or suspicious looking objects. " That's not a gun in my pocket... I'm just pleased to see you! | |||
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"Id love to come. My pale Scottish skin isnt good in the sun though. Can someone please help me rub in the sun tan lotion?
Join me on the Norway flight and you will have my full attention "Oh! Im tempted! I do go a bit lobster-esque in the sun! | |||
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"On a serious note, does Dubai commit it's executions in public like Saudi Arabia? l know they have the death penalty but l think they rely on tourism more so are probably more diplomatic with it." FAF airlines would like to wish you a warm welcome, there won't be anything of that nature read the small print, everything that was haram is now halal | |||
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"On a serious note, does Dubai commit it's executions in public like Saudi Arabia? l know they have the death penalty but l think they rely on tourism more so are probably more diplomatic with it. FAF airlines would like to wish you a warm welcome, there won't be anything of that nature read the small print, everything that was haram is now halal "l actually don't think l can go. l'm not kidding. l think Dubai is one the list of places where Israelis are banned. l claimed citizenship there | |||
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"On a serious note, does Dubai commit it's executions in public like Saudi Arabia? l know they have the death penalty but l think they rely on tourism more so are probably more diplomatic with it. FAF airlines would like to wish you a warm welcome, there won't be anything of that nature read the small print, everything that was haram is now halal
l actually don't think l can go. l'm not kidding. l think Dubai is one the list of places where Israelis are banned. l claimed citizenship there "I know ppl you're coming | |||
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"On a serious note, does Dubai commit it's executions in public like Saudi Arabia? l know they have the death penalty but l think they rely on tourism more so are probably more diplomatic with it. FAF airlines would like to wish you a warm welcome, there won't be anything of that nature read the small print, everything that was haram is now halal
l actually don't think l can go. l'm not kidding. l think Dubai is one the list of places where Israelis are banned. l claimed citizenship there
I know ppl you're coming "Lol. xx | |||
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"Hands my CV to Pink Panther. Have you got a job for me? " I'd create one for you | |||
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"Hands my CV to Pink Panther. Have you got a job for me? I'd create one for you "I am a very willing learner boss x | |||
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"Id love to come. My pale Scottish skin isnt good in the sun though. Can someone please help me rub in the sun tan lotion?
Join me on the Norway flight and you will have my full attention
Oh! Im tempted! I do go a bit lobster-esque in the sun! "My Celtic roots aren't best suited for harsh sunlight either, best we just bathe in the glow from the Northern Lights instead  | |||
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"How about the overhead compartment checker? That way I can peek down the ladies tops" Maybe I could include inspector of undercarriages in your job description | |||
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"How about the overhead compartment checker? That way I can peek down the ladies tops Maybe I could include inspector of undercarriages in your job description "You are the best boss ever x | |||
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"Can I do the safety demonstration? Always wanted to pull sharply downwards on the toggle and get my lips around the whistle "My toggle and whistle at the ready for you x | |||
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"I booked my seat yesterday but if there's no room I don't mind sitting on the pilots lap?? I promise not to distract him too much "I believe your reservation was confirmed and you aren't traveling alone I seem to recall | |||
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"I am the pilot Captain M1cks. My knees are no big enough for all these erses wanting tae sit on them fs "They will have time slots this has already been taken care of | |||
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"Ooo me please, I can help keep the captain comfortable in the cockpit "Can i be co-pilot? | |||
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"Can I do the safety demonstration? Always wanted to pull sharply downwards on the toggle and get my lips around the whistle "Do you have any pictures to show me of the position I'd need to get into if we go down? | |||
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"Ooo me please, I can help keep the captain comfortable in the cockpit
Can i be co-pilot? "Of course, can I help you get comfortable | |||
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"Can I do the safety demonstration? Always wanted to pull sharply downwards on the toggle and get my lips around the whistle
Do you have any pictures to show me of the position I'd need to get into if we go down? "Yes I have pictures, but you'd need to shout 'brace' as you went down | |||
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"Can I do the safety demonstration? Always wanted to pull sharply downwards on the toggle and get my lips around the whistle
Do you have any pictures to show me of the position I'd need to get into if we go down?
Yes I have pictures, but you'd need to shout 'brace' as you went down"Did I read it right? I put my head between your knees? | |||
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"I'll need something to suck please ....my ears need popping on flight "So do I. Sorted.  | |||
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"I'll need something to suck please ....my ears need popping on flight
So do I. Sorted. " | |||
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"I'll need something to suck please ....my ears need popping on flight
So do I. Sorted.
"Holy guacamole. It's a long way to Tipperary.. | |||
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"Who's showing me to my seat? "Me | |||
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"I'll need something to suck please ....my ears need popping on flight
So do I. Sorted.
Holy guacamole. It's a long way to Tipperary.. "Ha ha | |||
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"Who's showing me to my seat?
Me "Thank you I tip well by the way | |||
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"Who's showing me to my seat?
Me
Thank you I tip well by the way "Payment in kind? | |||
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"Who's showing me to my seat?
Me
Thank you I tip well by the way "Heh! Just the tip..? | |||
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"Who's showing me to my seat?
Me
Thank you I tip well by the way
Payment in kind? "Of course...I'll give payment by any means possible....how do you think I got on the flight to begin with? | |||
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"Did I miss boarding? "Not but I heard them shouting your name on the tannoy! You must have made it in time though! | |||
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"Who's showing me to my seat?
Me
Thank you I tip well by the way
Payment in kind?
Of course...I'll give payment by any means possible....how do you think I got on the flight to begin with? "Your boyish good looks and irresistible smile? | |||
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"Did I miss boarding? "Not with that shitter you haven't | |||
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"Did I miss boarding?
Not but I heard them shouting your name on the tannoy! You must have made it in time though! "Whenever you're in a rush slow people block your path ffs | |||
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"Did I miss boarding?
Not with that shitter you haven't "Such a way with words  | |||
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"Did I miss boarding?
Not with that shitter you haven't
Such a way with words "#bosslife | |||
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"Am a lyrical gangsta fs "Especially in the shitter | |||
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"Can I be a wing man I love to have a good view "I think you'll want to do more than view | |||
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"Can I be a wing man I love to have a good view
I think you'll want to do more than view "So will they hehe xx | |||
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"Can I be a wing man I love to have a good view
I think you'll want to do more than view
So will they hehe xx "Bad boy | |||
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"Can I be a wing man I love to have a good view
I think you'll want to do more than view
So will they hehe xx
Bad boy "I'm a brat | |||
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"Can I be a wing man I love to have a good view
I think you'll want to do more than view
So will they hehe xx
Bad boy
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"Can I do the snack trolley? " Can you pass me some free nuts! | |||
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"Are we nearly there yet?? "I'm still waiting for my carry | |||
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"Can I do the snack trolley? Can you pass me some free nuts! " Plenty of nuts to go round | |||
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"Can I do the snack trolley? Can you pass me some free nuts! Plenty of nuts to go round "I'm Nuts | |||
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"Can I do the snack trolley? Can you pass me some free nuts! Plenty of nuts to go round
I'm Nuts "Amongst other things | |||
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"Can I do the snack trolley? Can you pass me some free nuts! " Salted? | |||
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"Are we nearly there yet??
I'm still waiting for my carry "How about I carry you up the top deck ( I presume this is a double decker?) | |||
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"I work at the airport so im free to go now.!! Standby that's perfect " | |||
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"Ps....you may wanna rethink the destination, I can think of more sexually liberated countries than Dubai! "A very good point....prison beckons for sex with someone other than your marital partner in this country. | |||
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"Ps....you may wanna rethink the destination, I can think of more sexually liberated countries than Dubai! A very good point....prison beckons for sex with someone other than your marital partner in this country. "Yes unless you're a rich Arab because then they just fly in high class girls have thier fun and fly them back oh again. All behind closed doors of corse | |||
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"Are we nearly there yet?? "Are you doing planes, trains and automobiles today ? | |||
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"Ps....you may wanna rethink the destination, I can think of more sexually liberated countries than Dubai! A very good point....prison beckons for sex with someone other than your marital partner in this country.
Yes unless you're a rich Arab because then they just fly in high class girls have thier fun and fly them back oh again.
All behind closed doors of corse "I think we've covered this guys | |||
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"Is it ok to be on the plane in a bikini? I hate packing so I just put it on. I brought a spare to change with "Would you like me to rub your sub cream in...might as well get it all sorted now so you don't have to waste time when on the beach? | |||
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"Does anyone need an extra pair of pillows? You can relax on my boobage. "Can I nestle my head between them like a travel pillow? | |||
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"Is it ok to be on the plane in a bikini? I hate packing so I just put it on. I brought a spare to change with
Would you like me to rub your sub cream in...might as well get it all sorted now so you don't have to waste time when on the beach? "Of course, i like to be prepared! | |||
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"Is it ok to be on the plane in a bikini? I hate packing so I just put it on. I brought a spare to change with
Would you like me to rub your sub cream in...might as well get it all sorted now so you don't have to waste time when on the beach?
Of course, i like to be prepared! "I'll crack on with it, promise I won't draw penis on your back | |||
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"Does anyone need an extra pair of pillows? You can relax on my boobage.
Can I nestle my head between them like a travel pillow?"You're very welcome. | |||
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"I'm hijacking the plane... we're going to Norway..
That's the flight for the troublemakers "I'm helping the hijacker ... Norway baby here we come!!! | |||
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"I'm hijacking the plane... we're going to Norway..
That's the flight for the troublemakers
I'm helping the hijacker ... Norway baby here we come!!!"Nor fucking way have we been hijacked | |||
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"I'm hijacking the plane... we're going to Norway..
That's the flight for the troublemakers
I'm helping the hijacker ... Norway baby here we come!!!
Nor fucking way have we been hijacked "You're not on that flight don't worry that's the one full of troublemakers | |||
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"I'm hijacking the plane... we're going to Norway..
That's the flight for the troublemakers
I'm helping the hijacker ... Norway baby here we come!!!
Nor fucking way have we been hijacked
You're not on that flight don't worry that's the one full of troublemakers "Think of the Norway flight as 'non-vanilla' lol | |||
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"I'm hijacking the plane... we're going to Norway..
That's the flight for the troublemakers
I'm helping the hijacker ... Norway baby here we come!!!
Nor fucking way have we been hijacked
You're not on that flight don't worry that's the one full of troublemakers "As long as you're on mine | |||
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"I'm hijacking the plane... we're going to Norway..
That's the flight for the troublemakers
I'm helping the hijacker ... Norway baby here we come!!!
Nor fucking way have we been hijacked
You're not on that flight don't worry that's the one full of troublemakers "No it's not...we repainted the tail when you weren't looking | |||
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"Ooo me please, I can help keep the captain comfortable in the cockpit
Can i be co-pilot?
Of course, can I help you get comfortable "Go gentle playing with the joystick..to much throttle and we might take off to quickly | |||
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"I dont know what flight Im on now!! Am i about to be frozen in my bikini? "Erect nipples....mmmmm | |||
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"I'm hijacking the plane... we're going to Norway..
That's the flight for the troublemakers
I'm helping the hijacker ... Norway baby here we come!!!
Nor fucking way have we been hijacked
You're not on that flight don't worry that's the one full of troublemakers
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"I'm hijacking the plane... we're going to Norway..
That's the flight for the troublemakers
I'm helping the hijacker ... Norway baby here we come!!!
Nor fucking way have we been hijacked
You're not on that flight don't worry that's the one full of troublemakers
No it's not...we repainted the tail when you weren't looking "Of the wrong plane that was anticipated | |||
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"Ooo me please, I can help keep the captain comfortable in the cockpit
Can i be co-pilot?
Of course, can I help you get comfortable
Go gentle playing with the joystick..to much throttle and we might take off to quickly "Oh I'll be gentle, at first. Though a firm grip might be needed if we hit any turbulence | |||
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"I hope that volcano doesn't start blowing out ash over Iceland again or we'll get diverted from our flight plan. " I predict multiple eruptions none from volcanos though | |||
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"I dont know what flight Im on now!! Am i about to be frozen in my bikini? "Only if we open the doors when we land | |||
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"I'm still waiting for a flying companion and I'm unsure who's legs I put my head between when we go down!!! "I don't mind being your emergency landing cushion, I'm sure that you will survive if you put your head in deep enough!!! And if you don't, well you definately won't be going to heaven!! But we will have a great time so who cares!!! | |||
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"I'm still waiting for a flying companion and I'm unsure who's legs I put my head between when we go down!!! "Well hello | |||
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"I dont know what flight Im on now!! Am i about to be frozen in my bikini?
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"I'm still waiting for a flying companion and I'm unsure who's legs I put my head between when we go down!!!
Well hello "Oh Hello. Would you like a window seat, because I can already see a great view. | |||
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"I'm still waiting for my ticket fs
I forgot to give them to you "What? It is real after all | |||
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