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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCple OP Couple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

What could it be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prince Charles is now King Charles?

- Mrs. J -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finally the royal family agree to acknowledging I'm the true queen.....

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCple OP Couple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

"Finally the royal family agree to acknowledging I'm the true queen.....

That would be exciting. What will be your first decision in your new role

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Finally the royal family agree to acknowledging I'm the true queen.....

That would be exciting. What will be your first decision in your new role

As I'm not French ...... Free cake for everyone,,,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Prince Charles is now King Charles?

- Mrs. J -"

Hope he gives it straight to William. He's be a much better King

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not allowed to say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Finally the royal family agree to acknowledging I'm the true queen.....

That would be exciting. What will be your first decision in your new role

As I'm not French ...... Free cake for everyone,,,,,

No don't, I try to bribe women with cake for them to meet me. Could you do something else please. Thank you

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By *umpty dumptyMan
over a year ago

birmingham

They looking fir a couple fir Friday night

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCple OP Couple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

"Finally the royal family agree to acknowledging I'm the true queen.....

That would be exciting. What will be your first decision in your new role

As I'm not French ...... Free cake for everyone,,,,,

Good plan. More Bonk Holidays too please

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCple OP Couple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

"I'm not allowed to say

Spill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Finally the royal family agree to acknowledging I'm the true queen.....

That would be exciting. What will be your first decision in your new role

As I'm not French ...... Free cake for everyone,,,,,

No don't, I try to bribe women with cake for them to meet me. Could you do something else please. Thank you

- Mrs. J -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Finally the royal family agree to acknowledging I'm the true queen.....

That would be exciting. What will be your first decision in your new role

As I'm not French ...... Free cake for everyone,,,,,

No don't, I try to bribe women with cake for them to meet me. Could you do something else please. Thank you

In France the chop your head off for doing that.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They looking fir a couple fir Friday night"

They're going to FFFF at Xtasia. Party later in Premier next door.

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

Maybe David Icke is right and they're going to reveal themselves to be lizards ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe Camilla's with child .....

Go'on there Charlie...

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

"Finally the royal family agree to acknowledging I'm the true queen.....

That would be exciting. What will be your first decision in your new role

As I'm not French ...... Free cake for everyone,,,,,

No don't, I try to bribe women with cake for them to meet me. Could you do something else please. Thank you

Coffee & Walnut or Black Forest.... Just sayin'...

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Philip has a stiffie

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By *airymagicWoman
over a year ago

goblin city

Harry's getting married

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Theyre moving to scotland on election day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG I've just heard what it is......

Harrys real dad..... it's finally out.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That they will ask the galactic senate to appoint Chancellor Merkel as Supreme Chancellor and create a clone army

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCple OP Couple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

"OMG I've just heard what it is......

Harrys real dad..... it's finally out.....

No longer the spare then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Philip has a stiffie"

Swap 'has' for 'is' and I reckon you're on the money. I fear it's bad news about Prince Phillip ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Theyre moving to scotland on election day "

Haha. As The uk plans to exit Europe. The royal families (German in theory) feel they need to move home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Philip has popped his clogs, surely it's time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OMG I've just heard what it is......

Harrys real dad..... it's finally out.....

No longer the spare then

All I can say in public is JLH....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm the new King and you lot are all now under my command...you can carry on doing exactly what you want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They have all applied for German passports

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow

"OMG I've just heard what it is......

Harrys real dad..... it's finally out.....

No longer the spare then

All I can say in public is JLH....

What ..all of them are??

Oh wait ..thats jls right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ffs too early for popcorn .... bagel it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Philip has a stiffie

Swap 'has' for 'is' and I reckon you're on the money. I fear it's bad news about Prince Phillip ..

Apparently it's not about a death.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OMG I've just heard what it is......

Harrys real dad..... it's finally out.....

No longer the spare then

He's been surplus to requirements since George arrived, maybe it's time to cull the civil list?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They have all applied for German passports

I think you'll find they already have them

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow

"Philip has a stiffie

Swap 'has' for 'is' and I reckon you're on the money. I fear it's bad news about Prince Phillip ..

Apparently it's not about a death."

If its about harrys real pa maybe it kinda is

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCple OP Couple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

Has anyone seen Edward recently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone seen Edward recently

Who?

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow

"Philip has a stiffie

Swap 'has' for 'is' and I reckon you're on the money. I fear it's bad news about Prince Phillip ..

Apparently it's not about a death.

If its about harrys real pa maybe it kinda is"

Come on jenny bond ..put a fucking post up

The suspense is killing us

No offence philip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone seen Edward recently

I was sworn to secrecy...who grassed?

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

god save the king

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

I hope Harry is telling his gran how great he thought my ass looked in my leotard when he drove past me at Twickenham on Sat lol

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"I hope Harry is telling his gran how great he thought my ass looked in my leotard when he drove past me at Twickenham on Sat lol"

If he didn't I will

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"What could it be

Who cares?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OMG I've just heard what it is......

Harrys real dad..... it's finally out.....

No longer the spare then

All I can say in public is JLH....

What ..all of them are??

Oh wait ..thats jls right"

cough-cough Hewitt-Hewitt ,,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She has called 'emergency' meetings before, let's face it she's the Queen she can do what she wants!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She has called 'emergency' meetings before, let's face it she's the Queen she can do what she wants!"

love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Voldemort has returned

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCple OP Couple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

"What could it be

Who cares?"

The royal family

Their staff

Anyone with an interest in them

Nosey fuckers like me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Philip has a stiffie

Swap 'has' for 'is' and I reckon you're on the money. I fear it's bad news about Prince Phillip ..

Apparently it's not about a death.

If its about harrys real pa maybe it kinda is

Come on jenny bond ..put a fucking post up

The suspense is killing us

No offence philip"

There's protocol about announcing death of a high ranking royal so it maybe to do with ill health as opposed to a death.

It's probably about stepping down on some their official duties.

Or she's throwing the mother of all parties!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another Royal baby on the way?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What could it be

Who cares?

The royal family

Their staff

Anyone with an interest in them

Nosey fuckers like me

and me....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Harry's getting engaged.

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante

"Philip has popped his clogs, surely it's time?"

This is what French media is saying although not sure how they know so could be nonsense.

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCple OP Couple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

The queen has recalled staff back from all her residences.

Hang on a minute. I know what's going on. It's a security check. They announce that no staff will be at Balmoral and Sandringham, to see if anyone is cheeky enough to rob them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phew ,,,,, it's not " London bridge is down"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The queen has recalled staff back from all her residences.

Hang on a minute. I know what's going on. It's a security check. They announce that no staff will be at Balmoral and Sandringham, to see if anyone is cheeky enough to rob them

Perhaps someone's nicked the corgi's diamond encrusted butt plug......

You cant have the shitting on the royal carpets

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Harry's getting engaged. "

I think its this. Happy for em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OMG I've just heard what it is......

Harrys real dad..... it's finally out.....

Darth Vader?

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By *laymateMJMan
over a year ago

CENTRAL LONDON

It's an official announcement that due to collaborative efforts made by Harry and Ed Sheeran that Gingers are now officially cool!

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By *AA123Couple
over a year ago

Lichfield

Maybe as Commander of the armed forces she is declaring war on USA.

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCple OP Couple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

"Harry's getting engaged.

I think its this. Happy for em"

But would staff be recalled from far off places for this ?

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

Maybe the queen is in the parlour eating bread and honey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Philip has a stiffie

Swap 'has' for 'is' and I reckon you're on the money. I fear it's bad news about Prince Phillip ..

Apparently it's not about a death."

Yes it's about money. The Queen needed to break a fiver.... crafty so and so!

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCple OP Couple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

"Maybe the queen is in the parlour eating bread and honey."

It could be this ^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Philip has a stiffie

Swap 'has' for 'is' and I reckon you're on the money. I fear it's bad news about Prince Phillip ..

Apparently it's not about a death.

Yes it's about money. The Queen needed to break a fiver.... crafty so and so!

Maybe she still had a paper one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe Donald Trump is about to visit and she just wants to warn all the staff not to snigger at his hair ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Philip has a stiffie

Swap 'has' for 'is' and I reckon you're on the money. I fear it's bad news about Prince Phillip ..

Apparently it's not about a death.

Yes it's about money. The Queen needed to break a fiver.... crafty so and so!

Maybe she still had a paper one? "

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow

"Philip has a stiffie

Swap 'has' for 'is' and I reckon you're on the money. I fear it's bad news about Prince Phillip ..

Apparently it's not about a death.

Yes it's about money. The Queen needed to break a fiver.... crafty so and so!

Maybe she still had a paper one? "

Or maybe she doesnt have access to them now saviles not around

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCple OP Couple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

"Maybe Donald Trump is about to visit and she just wants to warn all the staff not to snigger at his hair ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

where is this reported?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Harry's getting engaged.

I think its this. Happy for em

But would staff be recalled from far off places for this ?"

They'll be planning a huge party, the staff will have to make lots of jelly.

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCple OP Couple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

"where is this reported?"

A thoroughly credible source. The daily mail.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe Donald Trump is about to visit and she just wants to warn all the staff not to snigger at his hair ....

They've been told to paint the big red button a different colour....

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCple OP Couple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

"where is this reported?

A thoroughly credible source. The daily mail. "

Although it is second in the news listing to a story about an orangutan being released

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5live say its not about a death.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Maybe the queen is in the parlour eating bread and honey."

Na, she's gonna be on Britain's Got Talent this week with her Performing Corgis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently the family needs to make alternative plans now that Swingfields has been postponed....

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCple OP Couple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

"Harry's getting engaged.

I think its this. Happy for em

But would staff be recalled from far off places for this ?

They'll be planning a huge party, the staff will have to make lots of jelly. "

Ah yes. This could be true as well. A jelly-thon.

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Just reading about this dubonnet stuff the queen mixes her gin with... it sounds like buckfast... the dirty swines

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Apparently the family needs to make alternative plans now that Swingfields has been postponed...."

Literally lol'd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Queen is going to be the new Dr Who

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone's used her private toilet and left a skid mark on the pan.....

She just want to remind everyone to flush and brush.....

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCple OP Couple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

"The Queen is going to be the new Dr Who

Or maybe she's retiring as The Stig

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow

"Someone's used her private toilet and left a skid mark on the pan.....

She just want to remind everyone to flush and brush.....

Soxy youre a scatty cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"where is this reported?"

Any news website...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reports now saying the meeting takes place at 10 so no announcements for a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Announcement at 10am according to Twitter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone's used her private toilet and left a skid mark on the pan.....

She just want to remind everyone to flush and brush.....

Soxy youre a scatty cat"

I had a restless nights sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tweet from a BBC (no, not THAT type of BBC!) staffer :

The BBC understands there is no cause for concern regarding the health of either the Queen or Prince Philip.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tweet from a BBC (no, not THAT type of BBC!) staffer :

The BBC understands there is no cause for concern regarding the health of either the Queen or Prince Philip."

Yep I believe the secret code for queenie demise is " London bridge is down",,,,,,

Did I say secret Oo'ps

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Better be good!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Credible sources from inside the palace say the meeting is about the possibility that someone inside the palace is leaking stories to the press...

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCple OP Couple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

Maybe fraud investigation into the City of Leicester deceiving millions of people out of money. The man in bay 53 of the NCP car park is found to be Richard The Turd not Richard the Third

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prince Harry was married in a Las Vegas chapel yesterday, by an Elvis impersonator, with a passing Couple from Scunthorpe as witnesses.

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCple OP Couple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

"Prince Harry was married in a Las Vegas chapel yesterday, by an Elvis impersonator, with a passing Couple from Scunthorpe as witnesses."

Was it

1. For the money

2. For the show

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Prince Harry was married in a Las Vegas chapel yesterday, by an Elvis impersonator, with a passing Couple from Scunthorpe as witnesses.

Was it

1. For the money

2. For the show

Both, and...

Because of love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tweet from a BBC (no, not THAT type of BBC!) staffer :

The BBC understands there is no cause for concern regarding the health of either the Queen or Prince Philip.

Yep I believe the secret code for queenie demise is " London bridge is down",,,,,,

Did I say secret Oo'ps

Awww man, we're going to have to come up with another secret code word, I mean they....

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Maybe she pulled a muscle dancing to Madness when they were on Benidorm last night?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tweet from a BBC (no, not THAT type of BBC!) staffer :

The BBC understands there is no cause for concern regarding the health of either the Queen or Prince Philip.

Yep I believe the secret code for queenie demise is " London bridge is down",,,,,,

Did I say secret Oo'ps

Awww man, we're going to have to come up with another secret code word, I mean they....

I'm not at liberty to announce the secret meaning of "Forth Bridge" owing to the sensitive nature of Anglo/Greek relations...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ain't seen any activity from Diamond Joe.

Is she going to announce that, she has been keeping him locked up in the tower as a sex slave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tweet from a BBC (no, not THAT type of BBC!) staffer :

The BBC understands there is no cause for concern regarding the health of either the Queen or Prince Philip.

Yep I believe the secret code for queenie demise is " London bridge is down",,,,,,

Did I say secret Oo'ps

It's not secret it's what the pm announces to the rest of the government. Her father was Hyde park.

Queen is fine!!

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCple OP Couple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

Diana is alive. Now that would be quite some news.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Harry's profile has been found on Fab?

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"OMG I've just heard what it is......

Harrys real dad..... it's finally out.....

No longer the spare then

Haha, Bloody hell if that were true we'd have to change all the history books! 50% or more probably would have never got the job!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tweet from a BBC (no, not THAT type of BBC!) staffer :

The BBC understands there is no cause for concern regarding the health of either the Queen or Prince Philip.

Yep I believe the secret code for queenie demise is " London bridge is down",,,,,,

Did I say secret Oo'ps

It's not secret it's what the pm announces to the rest of the government. Her father was Hyde park.

Queen is fine!!

Oop's pardom me all over the place,,, my use of the word "secret" was solely intended to add an inferred sense of humour......

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

They've finally decided to take their first Saga holiday?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They're doing the decent thing and returning Indias, Kohi Noor diamond which takes pride of place in the crown and all other crown jewels, riches and artifacts stolen fae other countries around the world during their reign of terror.

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCple OP Couple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

I don't think some of you are taking this seriously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe they've chosen star wars day to admit that they're really part of an alien lizard race and that the lizard invasion is coming!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zara is to make an appearance on the Jezza show

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCple OP Couple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

"Zara is to make an appearance on the Jezza show"

Will she face the lie detector

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe to discuss an alternative messaging app after last nights What's app outage?

One can never have to many messaging options.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

They are doing the jungle with Ant & Dec?

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCple OP Couple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

I can see it now. Staff are gathered. Many have travelled hours to attend for 10am. Queenie turns up and "doh" just can't remember what she was going to say. Happens to me all the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They're doing the decent thing and returning Indias, Kohi Noor diamond which takes pride of place in the crown and all other crown jewels, riches and artifacts stolen fae other countries around the world during their reign of terror.

Emptying out the British Museum too!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anyone seen the remote control ?

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCple OP Couple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

"Has anyone seen the remote control ?

Yes lots around this place. Sky types of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone has been pinching the silver spoons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im thinking a health issue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Emptying out the British Museum too!!"

What lovely people and about bloody time too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She is selling Scotland to China .....

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Mass panic all staff to attend!

"One has done the morning ritual & Phillip almost did an Elvis! I checked and we are both Type 1 on the chart & I want an explanation now!"

For the carers & health proffessionals

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCple OP Couple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

"Mass panic all staff to attend!

"One has done the morning ritual & Phillip almost did an Elvis! I checked and we are both Type 1 on the chart & I want an explanation now!"

For the carers & health proffessionals

That's like secret language. You're not allowed on this thread. I'm telling

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCple OP Couple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

"She is selling Scotland to China .....

Noko would be better. They need friends.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She is selling Scotland to China .....

Naw

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By *rwolfMan
over a year ago

bristol

Shes putting a bounty on the PMs head

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"Mass panic all staff to attend!

"One has done the morning ritual & Phillip almost did an Elvis! I checked and we are both Type 1 on the chart & I want an explanation now!"

For the carers & health professionals

That's like secret language. You're not allowed on this thread. I'm telling"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She is selling Scotland to China .....

Naw "

Aye min it's reet .... 500 hunner quid...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Finally the royal family agree to acknowledging I'm the true queen.....

That would be exciting. What will be your first decision in your new role

As I'm not French ...... Free cake for everyone,,,,,

No don't, I try to bribe women with cake for them to meet me. Could you do something else please. Thank you

Cake is not the issue being discussed here.

PTU xxx

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over a year ago

"Finally the royal family agree to acknowledging I'm the true queen.....

That would be exciting. What will be your first decision in your new role

As I'm not French ...... Free cake for everyone,,,,,

No don't, I try to bribe women with cake for them to meet me. Could you do something else please. Thank you

Cake is not the issue being discussed here.

PTU xxx"

Well played PTU, well played

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She is selling Scotland to China .....

Naw

Aye min it's reet .... 500 hunner quid...

The sons and daughters of bonnie Scotland would soon put a stop to it, Scotland she's not for selling fs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PTU'S message is strong...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Their gonna announce they are not human but a breed of blood sucking lizards from zeta reticuli pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She is selling Scotland to China .....

Naw

Aye min it's reet .... 500 hunner quid...

The sons and daughters of bonnie Scotland would soon put a stop to it, Scotland she's not for selling fs."

aye min reet-enuff.....t's worth at least a grand

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCple OP Couple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

And the real news is...

Prince Phillip is no longer doing royal duties.

What are you lot like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She is selling Scotland to China .....

Naw

Aye min it's reet .... 500 hunner quid...

The sons and daughters of bonnie Scotland would soon put a stop to it, Scotland she's not for selling fs.

aye min reet-enuff.....t's worth at least a grand

Or two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Breaking news just released - Prince Phillip will no longer carry out public duties due to Ill health.....

Just on BBC News

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Well that's dull.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Though I personally don't see what the hell all the fuss is about - the man is 95 for Gods sake...it's no big surprise!!

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCple OP Couple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

"Though I personally don't see what the hell all the fuss is about - the man is 95 for Gods sake...it's no big surprise!! "

You don't think he's slacking then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She is selling Scotland to China .....

Naw

Aye min it's reet .... 500 hunner quid...

The sons and daughters of bonnie Scotland would soon put a stop to it, Scotland she's not for selling fs.

aye min reet-enuff.....t's worth at least a grand

Or two

Steady on fella you could buy a fair few swallies for that ..... maybe even stretch to a case of buckie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well that's dull."

Yeah I know - crap - he could have popped his clogs or someit - made it a little more exciting!!!

Who is gonna be King then?? Any proposals or offers?!!

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By *arry247Couple
over a year ago

Wakefield

"Though I personally don't see what the hell all the fuss is about - the man is 95 for Gods sake...it's no big surprise!! "

Totally agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They looking fir a couple fir Friday night"
or a single lady lol. This made me giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well the big annoucement is .............prince phillip is retiring - he 96 ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"PTU'S message is strong... "

Hahaha that I

gnr.

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder if this annoncment is a precursor that he is v poorly n a dead announcement maybe made within the coming days...

PTU xxx

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Well that's dull.

Yeah I know - crap - he could have popped his clogs or someit - made it a little more exciting!!!

Who is gonna be King then?? Any proposals or offers?!! "

Well I don't wish anyone dead,I was just hoping for something more exciting. I'm surprised he didn't retire 20,30 year's ago,the man deserves a rest!

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over a year ago

"Well that's dull.

Yeah I know - crap - he could have popped his clogs or someit - made it a little more exciting!!!

Who is gonna be King then?? Any proposals or offers?!!

Well I don't wish anyone dead,I was just hoping for something more exciting. I'm surprised he didn't retire 20,30 year's ago,the man deserves a rest! "

I was joking/sick sense of humour/sarcasm

!!!!! Lol!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She is selling Scotland to China .....

Naw

Aye min it's reet .... 500 hunner quid...

The sons and daughters of bonnie Scotland would soon put a stop to it, Scotland she's not for selling fs.

aye min reet-enuff.....t's worth at least a grand

Or two

Steady on fella you could buy a fair few swallies for that ..... maybe even stretch to a case of buckie

Or even England

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach

"Though I personally don't see what the hell all the fuss is about - the man is 95 for Gods sake...it's no big surprise!!

You don't think he's slacking then?"

Bloody work-shy foreigners coming over here, been claiming benefit for years...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prince Phillip was alive and kicking yesterday...so it's not that is it

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By *rwolfMan
over a year ago

bristol

Prince Philip, the royal version of Boris johnson.. Embarrassing comments since forever..

Such great comments that make us laugh and gringe at the same time

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCple OP Couple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

"Though I personally don't see what the hell all the fuss is about - the man is 95 for Gods sake...it's no big surprise!!

You don't think he's slacking then?

Bloody work-shy foreigners coming over here, been claiming benefit for years..."

Haha nice cross over with another thread. Good one

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Well that's dull.

Yeah I know - crap - he could have popped his clogs or someit - made it a little more exciting!!!

Who is gonna be King then?? Any proposals or offers?!!

Well I don't wish anyone dead,I was just hoping for something more exciting. I'm surprised he didn't retire 20,30 year's ago,the man deserves a rest!

I was joking/sick sense of humour/sarcasm

!!!!! Lol!!

I wasn't a 100% sure

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"And the real news is...

Prince Phillip is no longer doing royal duties.

What are you lot like

Bet his regular Friday night MFF's with the 'help' are still on though! All the perks none of the work pah!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For such a lot of speculation, that wasn't very sensational!

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"So what do you do for a living?"

"I fly all over the world & shake peoples hands"

"Oh Royalty?"

"No, I'm a fucking pilot, their hotels are better!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fear not folks ...... a slightly less entertaining version of Stavros Windsor will be on show twice daily at Madame Tussauds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bet whichever royal insider/snitch got the press all foaming at mouth won't be getting paid for that bit of non news

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"Fear not folks ...... a slightly less entertaining version of Stavros Windsor will be on show twice daily at Madame Tussauds

Harry Enfield could have stood on, sure no one would have noticed

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over a year ago

"Fear not folks ...... a slightly less entertaining version of Stavros Windsor will be on show twice daily at Madame Tussauds

Harry Enfield could have stood on, sure no one would have noticed

He'd be far too animated ...

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over a year ago

"Finally the royal family agree to acknowledging I'm the true queen.....

That would be exciting. What will be your first decision in your new role

As I'm not French ...... Free cake for everyone,,,,,

"
can we have Abba's Dancing Queen as the new National Anthem

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

Shamelessly stolen from a major news outlet. Stavros' greatest hits:

Here are some of Philip’s famous phrases:

“What do you gargle with, pebbles?” (speaking to the singer Tom Jones after the 1969 Royal Variety Performance)

“I declare this thing open, whatever it is.” (on a visit to Canada in 1969)

“Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed.” (during the 1981 recession)

“If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it.” (at a 1986 World Wildlife Fund meeting)

“It looks like a tart’s bedroom.” (on seeing plans for the Duke and Duchess of York’s house at Sunninghill Park in 1988)

“Yak, yak, yak; come on, get a move on.” (shouted from the deck of Britannia in Belize in 1994 to the Queen, who was chatting to her hosts on the quayside)

“How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to get them through the test?” (to a driving instructor in Oban, Scotland, during a 1995 walkabout)

“Bloody silly fool!” (in 1997, referring to a Cambridge University car park attendant who did not recognise him)

“It looks as if it was put in by an Indian.” (pointing at an old-fashioned fusebox in a factory near Edinburgh in 1999)

“Deaf? If you are near there, no wonder you are deaf.” (to young deaf people in Cardiff, in 1999, referring to a school’s steel band)

“They must be out of their minds.” (in the Solomon Islands, in 1982, when he was told that the annual population growth was 5%)

“If you stay here much longer, you’ll all be slitty-eyed.” (to British students in China, during the 1986 state visit)

“You can’t have been here that long – you haven’t got a pot belly.” (to a Briton in Budapest, Hungary, in 1993)

“I wish he’d turn the microphone off.” (muttered at the Royal Variety Performance as he watched Sir Elton John perform in 2001)

“Do you still throw spears at each other?” (in Australia in 2002, talking to a successful Indigenous Australian entrepreneur)

“You look like a suicide bomber.” (to a young female officer wearing a bullet-proof vest on Stornoway, Isle of Lewis, in 2002)

“There’s a lot of your family in tonight.” (after looking at the name badge of the businessman Atul Patel at a palace reception for British Indians in 2009)

“Do you have a pair of knickers made out of this?” (pointing to some tartan, to the Scottish Conservative leader Annabel Goldie at a papal reception in Edinburgh in 2010)

“I hope he breaks his bloody neck.” (when a photographer covering a royal visit to India fell out of a tree)

“If it doesn’t fart or eat hay, she’s not interested.” (on the Princess Royal)

“When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.” (on marriage)

“Where did you get that hat?” (supposedly to the Queen at her coronation)

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

philip is retiring from public duty

bout time put your feet up sir

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over a year ago

"Finally the royal family agree to acknowledging I'm the true queen.....

That would be exciting. What will be your first decision in your new role

As I'm not French ...... Free cake for everyone,,,,,

can we have Abba's Dancing Queen as the new National Anthem

Absolutely ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like him; he can be rude but he doesn't mean to be

- Mrs. J -

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Over 1 hour nonstop news of Philips announcement on BBC news earlier and he's not going for months.

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By *lkDomWhtSubBiCple OP Couple
over a year ago

Somewhere / Everywhere /Kinksville

"Over 1 hour nonstop news of Philips announcement on BBC news earlier and he's not going for months. "

It's his swan song. You never know, he may have some more pearls of wisdom to impart before he goes oorffff

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Heard on the news

"Im sorry to hear you are stepping down "

To which he replys

"Well I can't stand up forever"

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow

That announcement was fucking gash

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

"That announcement was fucking gash"

Yep. Lamest flounce ever.

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

"They have all applied for German passports

Brexit means they all got to go back to Germany.

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