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Where did you hide the porn?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

As a yoof what was your best hiding place…….And none of that “ I didn’t do porn”

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Can safely say I never had any porn to hide.

Now if you were asking where did I hide the boys, that a whole different answer...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i didn't have any at home but there was the village porn mag hidden in a wall that we all knew was there and would drag out from time to time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can safely say I never had any porn to hide.

Now if you were asking where did I hide the boys, that a whole different answer..."

Ok your bobbin for the throbbin!

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

lol @ yoof

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I did'nt have any to hide cos I found my mum and dads stash

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"lol @ yoof"

It comes from my old boss from Mansfield. He would always say look yoof (youth) and i ended up adopting it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I did'nt have any to hide cos I found my mum and dads stash "

Well they didn't have a good hiding place then

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"I did'nt have any to hide cos I found my mum and dads stash

Well they didn't have a good hiding place then "

No but im glad as I learnt a huge amount from what they had

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Under the mattress, pretty uninventive!

Shame i slept on a bunk bed...

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

i actually used to raid my dads stash.. it was well hidden, under the bath, then one day he moved it... he must have relised i had been "reading the articals".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slipped in the sleeves of my record collection

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By *agman n angelCouple
over a year ago

benidorm

behind the bath panel, parents had no reason to look there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My son hid his in his bed base.. had to pull the canvas away to secret it in there. I used to love reading it! I was hoovering one day while he was at home and said nip down and get the stapler and I'll tack this hessian back up. He insisted he would do it but I said not to be so daft. He watched and his nerve held till I went to turn the base upside down and he had to rescue it. I teased him mercilessly - it was my job as a mum so I have no remorse!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

My son had a settee in his bedroom and it had a zip at the back so you could take the cover off to wash it. It wasnt me who found it but my mother as we where decorating his bedroom and she decided to take the cover off

Funnily i only just threw it out recently as it had progressed to just being kept in a draw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gosh Karen well done on your weight loss - you look fab.

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By *ornyHorwichCpl aka HHCCouple
over a year ago

horwich

We moved innto anew house and found a stash between the archer over 2 cupboards. Loved reading the stories and think my thoughts started from there

Scarlett

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Gosh Karen well done on your weight loss - you look fab. "

Thanky jexx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We moved innto anew house and found a stash between the archer over 2 cupboards. Loved reading the stories and think my thoughts started from there

Scarlett"

If its in good condition it could be worth something. Old jazz mags didn't fair well what with stains and the like so are pretty rare.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We moved innto anew house and found a stash between the archer over 2 cupboards. Loved reading the stories and think my thoughts started from there

Scarlett"

Wow you got lucky! I'd have loved to find a stash when I was a teenager.

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By *opeye-OliveCouple
over a year ago

worcester

"P" Here:

Under the bedside cabinet!

Found out years later, that mother had found it, but she was relieved I wasn't gay! LOL (Dad was a homphobe)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""P" Here:

Under the bedside cabinet!

Found out years later, that mother had found it, but she was relieved I wasn't gay! LOL (Dad was a homphobe)"

When my mother discovered my lesbian porn stash (in front of some house guests, lol!), she and dad thought I might be gay! LOL! How the frack does that work excatly?

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By *drianukMan
over a year ago

Spain, Lancs

Lol, me and friends also had some hidden in a stone wall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont need to hide porn now, but when I was younger I use to hide it in my sisters bedroom because I knew it was one place my mum and dad would not snoop .

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

Nope, never had any.

Mistress x

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"As a yoof what was your best hiding place…….And none of that “ I didn’t do porn” "

ermmmmm OK then..... as a yoof, before I wanted to start having sex I had no need for porn and after I started to want to have sex I was too busy doing it to watch any.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never had porn till me twenties was too busy shaggin as a teen xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can remember finding one and hiding it under my bed in-between copies of my 200AD comics. I started to go off comics after that as i had found something better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I live on my own, no need to hide anything as I do not invite anyone home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think mine was hidden behind my wardrobe. I didn't have a lot though so it wasn't hard to keep out of my mothers way.

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