FabSwingers.com forum: 2 truths and a lie

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Not sure if this was played before, but if anyone feels like getting to know each other better, here's your chance to be brave...and creepy hopefully.

Post that you're in and tell 2 true statements about yourself and 1 lie.

PM the person above or anyone on the thread to see if you got their lie correct (to avoid the thread getting messy, that is if the tumbles won't start rolling).

I never got d*unk being a student at university.

I had sex with a girl who was wearing a horse mask and jodhpurs.

I grabbed hold of power lines and lived.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Ive shared lunch with a wolf

2. I've worked with a lot of now retired england & scotland rugby players

3. Ive had sex with over 1000 people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Filters...

But I'm guessing the horse mask and the 1000 lovers for scarlet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1) I got d*unk with Billie Piper in her former local.

2) I have never worn a helmet whilst snowboarding (6 different occasions)

3) I have played guitar at a sell-out gig at Surrey University.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've took my filters off for a few hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once won the best legs prize while hidden behind a screen. A few of the woman wasn't happy

I broke a body locking pin on a SLR rifle by playing Tarzan of a back of a 4 ton lorry

I once beat Dennis Taylor in pool when I was 22

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

1. I'm a former beauty queen

2. I'm a competitive angler

3. I'm a volunteer counsellor

Which one is the lie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. I'm a former beauty queen

2. I'm a competitive angler

3. I'm a volunteer counsellor

Which one is the lie?"

I'd say 2 and 3 are true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. I'm a banana

2. I'm a banana

3. I'm a banana

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've flown in the back of an RAF Tornado

Im friends with Andy Green who holds the landspeed record

I've been in a plane crash

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

I've pm'd everyone with my guesses except scarlett (filters!) so I'm going to guess #3 is her lie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. I was nearly in Take That

2. I'm an award winning chef

3. I've raced at Le Mans

Hmmm

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By *ackandsashaCouple
over a year ago

West Dublin

Brilliant post-. Here's mine.

1, I got a hand job on a plane,mid air.

2, I've eaten many cream pies (the low cal sexy ones)

3, I've met Mother Teresa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1) I got a tattoo done from Wagner (from X Factor)

2) I once got bitten by a monkey

3) I went to the same Primary School as Chesney from Corrie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. I met Muhammed Ali

2. I sang with Bono

3. I served lunch to Colin Farrell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1) I got a tattoo done from Wagner (from X Factor)

2) I once got bitten by a monkey

3) I went to the same Primary School as Chesney from Corrie"

No.1

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

I can remember names only a handlful of women I have slept with

A woman stood on me and I secretly enjoyed it.

I have a tattoo running down my tricep

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By *callycatMan
over a year ago

Mid Wales

1 I discovered fossils of a species of dinosaur previously unknown to science

2 I once showed a group of Canadians how to build an igloo from blocks of ice

3 I climbed Snowdon over a hundred times in one year

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

This is fun... I haven't got any right yet lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is fun... I haven't got any right yet lol."

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

"1 I discovered fossils of a species of dinosaur previously unknown to science

2 I once showed a group of Canadians how to build an igloo from blocks of ice

3 I climbed Snowdon over a hundred times in one year"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Filters open for a while if anyone wants to guess

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By *callycatMan
over a year ago

Mid Wales

One pm so far...wrong...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every PM wrong so far.....Must try harder!!! (Bit like my school report lol)

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By *issVeryWoman
over a year ago

streatham

1) I survived a house bombing

2) I got arrested when I was 17

3) I got hired to pick up a parcel from Hamburg and fly it to Dubai

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By *edzyWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

1 I used to have a pet monkey

2 I kissed a girl and I liked it

3 i have 3 degrees...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I kickbox professionally

I've been paid to model

I can walk on my hands down steps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. I'm a former beauty queen

2. I'm a competitive angler

3. I'm a volunteer counsellor

Which one is the lie?"
I was right you was wrong lol sorry just have to brag lol

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

1- I'm getting married

2- I have 3 nipples

4- I'm dyslexic

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By *callycatMan
over a year ago

Mid Wales

"1 I used to have a pet monkey

2 I kissed a girl and I liked it

3 i have 3 degrees..."

I think number one is an outrageous lie..x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. I met Muhammed Ali

2. I sang with Bono

3. I served lunch to Colin Farrell

Bragging rights again lol xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1 I used to have a pet monkey

2 I kissed a girl and I liked it

3 i have 3 degrees..."
am a loster

you win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm clearly a shit liar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here's my three if anyone fancies a crack...

1:I had a six-month casual relationship with a Max Power girl

2:I did a bungee jump off the Tees transporter bridge

3:I've played in a rugby match at the BT Murrayfield stadium

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here's my three if anyone fancies a crack...

1:I had a six-month casual relationship with a Max Power girl

2:I did a bungee jump off the Tees transporter bridge

3:I've played in a rugby match at the BT Murrayfield stadium"

2 is the lie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. I've met Jet from Gladiators

2. I almost got arrested on my hen night.

3. I can play the drums.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ummm.

1) I've flown a plane

2) I can play 6 different musical instruments

3) I one forgot to eat for 3 days

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By *rNaughtyNickMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Someone has fabbed my profile pic

Someone has replied to a message

Someone has agreed to a meet

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Someone has fabbed my profile pic

Someone has replied to a message

Someone has agreed to a meet

Ha but you didn't say the someone was a woman!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I nearly died after a rogue holy cow lost the plot.

I hate ice cream it makes me feel sick.

I lost my virginity to a man when I was 22 as I was only with women before then and had never had a cock inside me.

Which one is the lie?

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

I fell into an orchestra pit on a theatre with a donkey.

I had Dinner with Billy Connolly.

I have sung at La Scala Opera House in Milan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Since my filters are strong mine was no3, though im nearer to that number than further!

Wolfie lunches were awesome.. backstory was I worked at a stables during summer hols and the owner had two wolves than were nuts and kept caged at all times and he had another that was really old and skitterish, took ages throwing bits of food to him til he eventually started coming sitting with my at lunch!

Sadly a few years later the wolves got out, killed some of the dogs there and had to be shot

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By *rNaughtyNickMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Someone has fabbed my profile pic

Someone has replied to a message

Someone has agreed to a meet

Ha but you didn't say the someone was a woman!"

Ha ha ha busted

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"I've flown in the back of an RAF Tornado

Im friends with Andy Green who holds the landspeed record

I've been in a plane crash

Are 1 & 3 the same incident?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like fun

I've rode 30 different motorbikes

I never had sex until I was 16 like a good boy

And I've never given anal sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've flown in the back of an RAF Tornado

Im friends with Andy Green who holds the landspeed record

I've been in a plane crash

Are 1 & 3 the same incident?"

Ha, no fortunately not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

• I make an awesome Greek Yogurt Lemon Cake

• I've ran the 80ish miles of Hadrian's Wall.

• I once shared hummus with 2003 England Rugby World Champion Will Greenwood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've ridden one John whittakers horses I can't swim I can speak 5 laungages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've ridden one John whittakers horses I can't swim I can speak 5 laungages "

You can't swim I reckon.

1. My cousin is the former Mayor of Naples.

2. My grandfather won a BAFTA

3. My father shared drinks with Frank Sinatra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1) I competed in a taekwondo world championship

2) I can drink a bottle of tobassco sauce in under 20 seconds

3) I, well the 4x4 I was in, got charged by an elephant in Kenya.

One be a figment of my coffee fuelled imagination

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By *ast_jjMan
over a year ago

Dublin and London

My best time to run a marathon is 3hrs 12mins

I worked with Tony McCoy (the jockey)

I once got a blow job on a bus

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By *rwolfMan
over a year ago

bristol

1) Ive had lunch will alyson hannigan and anthony stewart head (giles and willow from Buffy)

2) Ive had Samuel L Jackson tell me "he has had it with these motherfucking sith in the motherfucking senate"

3) i spent time with carrie fisher whilst she was filming at pinewood studios

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Came 3rd in England strongest man

Fucked a successful actress

Was once paid 4K to be a slave

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By *ni_ladMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire

1.) I've represented a premier league football club's academy

2.) I've lived in Auckland

3.) I've featured in the background of multiple episodes of eastenders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll do another

I have 28" thighs

I can recite the alphabet backwards in less than 5 seconds

I kissed and copped a good feel of my female French teacher in high school, on more than 1 occasion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Came 3rd in England strongest man

Fucked a successful actress

Was once paid 4K to be a slave "

I'm going to say no 1 as you are only 5'7"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Came 3rd in England strongest man

Fucked a successful actress

Was once paid 4K to be a slave

I'm going to say no 1 as you are only 5'7""

Under 80 kg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll do another one.

1. I can't do the live long an prospure 'V' sign.

2.I wasn't born in England.

3. I once participated in 'a man vs food style ' challenge and won

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a tea party with monkeys and spent the whole time crying.

I once walked home naked after my shorts got riped off after jumping off a swing.

I found 10 quid yesterday.

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By *ast_jjMan
over a year ago

Dublin and London

"I had a tea party with monkeys and spent the whole time crying.

I once walked home naked after my shorts got riped off after jumping off a swing.

I found 10 quid yesterday."
Number 3?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some 20 odd years ago I helped establish a world record that still stands today .....

My favourite colour is vermilion ....

The largest thing used to probe my arse starts with the letter C,,,,,

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By *appytrailmanMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I will take my filters off after this message is posted (not part of the 2 truths 1 lie)

I broke my ankle making my semi professional football debut and never played again

I lost my virginity on one of my best mates dinner table

I've only ever had 4 blowjobs in my lifetime

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By *.Watford-AmericanMan
over a year ago

St Albans / Bournemouth

I have met and got Bobby Charlton autograph

I have been Ecuador to help the less well off.

I have visited every continent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have visited every continent "

I'm missing one.......

Hats off to you

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By *.Watford-AmericanMan
over a year ago

St Albans / Bournemouth

I have visited every continent

I'm missing one.......

Hats off to you

That one was the lie i am only missing Oceania and well obviously Antartica

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have visited every continent

I'm missing one.......

Hats off to you

That one was the lie i am only missing Oceania and well obviously Antartica "

Awww bless ..... I'm gutted ....

It's always been a regret of mine that I turned down the chance to get the full set .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. I've roamed with Lions and Tigers in Thailand.

2. I've swam with Dolphins in Mexico.

3. I've done an Elephant safari in India.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1, I can run the 100 meters in 11 seconds.

2, My mate is Leighton Baines.

3, My mates mum asked me to shower with her.

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By *appytrailmanMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"1, I can run the 100 meters in 11 seconds.

2, My mate is Leighton Baines.

3, My mates mum asked me to shower with her. "

Baines mum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha no got more than 1 mate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. I've roamed with Lions and Tigers in Thailand.

2. I've swam with Dolphins in Mexico.

3. I've done an Elephant safari in India.

Are you quoting the opening 3 lines of a soppy ballad .....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. I've roamed with Lions and Tigers in Thailand.

2. I've swam with Dolphins in Mexico.

3. I've done an Elephant safari in India.

Are you quoting the opening 3 lines of a soppy ballad .....?

Naw am playing the game fs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. I've roamed with Lions and Tigers in Thailand.

2. I've swam with Dolphins in Mexico.

3. I've done an Elephant safari in India.

Are you quoting the opening 3 lines of a soppy ballad .....?

Naw am playing the game fs

You should take up writing poetry......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. I've roamed with Lions and Tigers in Thailand.

2. I've swam with Dolphins in Mexico.

3. I've done an Elephant safari in India.

Are you quoting the opening 3 lines of a soppy ballad .....?

Naw am playing the game fs

You should take up writing poetry......

I've got a blog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Geez yer sox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. I've roamed with Lions and Tigers in Thailand.

2. I've swam with Dolphins in Mexico.

3. I've done an Elephant safari in India.

Are you quoting the opening 3 lines of a soppy ballad .....?

Naw am playing the game fs

You should take up writing poetry......

I've got a blog

OMG .....I knew it..... are you really the author of the infamous Potty-mouth blog......... I salute you sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Geez yer sox

hahaha geet ya aine loon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. I've roamed with Lions and Tigers in Thailand.

2. I've swam with Dolphins in Mexico.

3. I've done an Elephant safari in India.

Are you quoting the opening 3 lines of a soppy ballad .....?

Naw am playing the game fs

You should take up writing poetry......

I've got a blog

OMG .....I knew it..... are you really the author of the infamous Potty-mouth blog......... I salute you sir

Sssssshhhhush, I value my privacy don't out me fs, hence my blogging alias.

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By *callycatMan
over a year ago

Mid Wales

Only two correct guesses of mine first time so far!

I'm rubbish at guessing everyone else's

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By *rwolfMan
over a year ago

bristol

Reckon mine must have people stummped lol

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By *airymagicWoman
over a year ago

goblin city

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By *ast_jjMan
over a year ago

Dublin and London

"Reckon mine must have people stummped lol "
Mine too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. I've had lunch with a world leader

2. I was born in Africa

3. I'm a dab hand at T.I.G. welding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've chatted shit on fab while hiking on the perito Moreno glacier.

I've talked conspiracy theories while on the lash with David icke.

I once blew up a rather large shed while making homemade vodka .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We've stared in 2 porn films

We visit 5 different countries in 1 day

We've never had a day with out seeing each other.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. I can cross my legs behind my head

2. I can touch my nose with my tongue

3. I can do the splits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. I can cross my legs behind my head

2. I can touch my nose with my tongue

3. I can do the splits"

1's a lie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Iv had a pint with prince harry

2. I once had sex with a police officer in a cop car that pulled me over for speeding.

3. Iv had sex with a mother and both her daughters not altogether tho.

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By *callycatMan
over a year ago

Mid Wales

"1. I can cross my legs behind my head

2. I can touch my nose with my tongue

3. I can do the splits"

I thought all women could do the first one?

I think number 2 is the lie!

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By *inkyPixelMan
over a year ago

Cranford

1 I kissed a monkey

2 I kissed a crocodile

3 I kissed a penguin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. Iv had a pint with prince harry

2. I once had sex with a police officer in a cop car that pulled me over for speeding.

3. Iv had sex with a mother and both her daughters not altogether tho."

2 and 3 are lies you're not verified

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. I can cross my legs behind my head

2. I can touch my nose with my tongue

3. I can do the splits"

I hope 1 is true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. Iv had a pint with prince harry

2. I once had sex with a police officer in a cop car that pulled me over for speeding.

3. Iv had sex with a mother and both her daughters not altogether tho.

2 and 3 are lies you're not verified

Close but not quite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1i saved someone from a house fire

2 I've cooked for 3 d*unken Manchester United players

3 I've never been to Blackpool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We've stared in 2 porn films

We visit 5 different countries in 1 day

We've never had a day with out seeing each other. "
ooooh I reckon you have gone a day without seeing each other ?

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By *ackandsashaCouple
over a year ago

West Dublin

"I've flown in the back of an RAF Tornado

Im friends with Andy Green who holds the landspeed record

I've been in a plane crash

Are 1 & 3 the same incident?"

pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Came 3rd in England strongest man

Fucked a successful actress

Was once paid 4K to be a slave

I'm going to say no 1 as you are only 5'7"

Under 80 kg

Good result that mate.

My aim next year is to qualify for the under 105kg final.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Came 3rd in England strongest man

Fucked a successful actress

Was once paid 4K to be a slave

I'm going to say no 1 as you are only 5'7"

Under 80 kg

Good result that mate.

My aim next year is to qualify for the under 105kg final."

Good luck buddy

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By *lwaysreay9Man
over a year ago

Next to you

I was signed up to play for St Helen's

I dated Jo Guest

I had two heart attacks at the age of 18

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im 6ft 6

I used to swim for northern england

I have played the phantom and valjean on stage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In once shot my friend

I have acted on stage with the Royal Shakespeare Company at Stratford

I once came second in a pie eating contest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love smoking cigars

I have lived in 4 different continents

I am always horny and/or hungry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. I can fit 16 Jaffa cakes in my mouth

2. I'm a vegan

3. I once played Stevie Wonder's piano

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By *hinypants77Man
over a year ago

Leeds

I've kissed an oscar winning actress

I've kissed a shark

I've kissed Timmy Mallet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *hinypants77Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"1. I've met Jet from Gladiators

2. I almost got arrested on my hen night.

3. I can play the drums.

Long story but once wore jet from gladiators actual leotard outfit! My girlfriend at the time put it on and I fucked her in it too! True story!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1) I get d*unk with actors on a constant and never pay for the alcohol

2) I LARP

3) I worked on Jurassic world

Pm me what you think the lie is

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By *rwolfMan
over a year ago

bristol

"I love smoking cigars

I have lived in 4 different continents

I am always horny and/or hungry

I wanna say 1 is the lie?

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over a year ago

1) I once met Michael Barrymore in a club in Wandsworth and he ended up coming back to my mums with me and my friends to do lots of illegal substances, but he turned out to be an arse and we had to ask him to leave.

2) I once harassed Henry Winkler for a photo when he was doing Panto (which autocorrects as panties on my phone) so that I could use it for Face Pic Friday threads.

3) whilst at sixth form I went to a party that a Kiera Knightly was at - we went to the same 6th form) and I snogged her and fooled around with her in the bathroom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. I once pinched Helen Chamberlain's ass

2. I was involved with Jeremy Clarkson's beach assault from a landing craft in a Ford Fiesta for Top Gear

3. As a kid, I was the paperboy for Sir Ian McKellen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1) Ive had lunch will alyson hannigan and anthony stewart head (giles and willow from Buffy)

2) Ive had Samuel L Jackson tell me "he has had it with these motherfucking sith in the motherfucking senate"

3) i spent time with carrie fisher whilst she was filming at pinewood studios

No idea but I'm still jealous either way!

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