FabSwingers.com forum: who needs a stiff

By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

drink

the bars open I'm serving and little bitch is keeping me company and on my toes by making sure I steer well clear of any controversial forum topics .( which is very hard of late on here is it a full moon by any chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whisky please.. im just steering clear of people with pinocchio noses on here causing grief haha...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love a nice fruity cocktail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll take a Bloody Mary with a side order of drama avoidance please OP. (Step away from the crazies)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gin and tonic please my good man

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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"Whisky please.. im just steering clear of people with pinocchio noses on here causing grief haha... "

neat or with ice or water or and that's a great idea the bar is a safe heaven from the fab merry go round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love a nice fruity cocktail

I will have a cocktail with bunnyhop

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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"I love a nice fruity cocktail

alcohol free or would you like something a bit stiffer

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

I need a stiff one, whats on offer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prosecco please cause im a classy bird....not!

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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"I'll take a Bloody Mary with a side order of drama avoidance please OP. (Step away from the crazies)

coming right up this is a drama free bar although things do get a little crazy in here at times normally on quiz night

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

I do, but im not allowed 1 cos im on antibiotics so its just a cola and ice for me

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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"Gin and tonic please my good man

coming right up fella enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need a stiff one, whats on offer?

May I suggest sex on the beach?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Magners please.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Dry, white please...ooh I already have one!... where did that come from.....

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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"I love a nice fruity cocktail

I will have a cocktail with bunnyhop

cheeky sex on the beech ok sexy

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

What a day

I'd love a large Jura Superstition and whatever you both would like

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"I do, but im not allowed 1 cos im on antibiotics so its just a cola and ice for me

Aw hope you're better soon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love a nice fruity cocktail

alcohol free or would you like something a bit stiffer

Stiff please. Its not fun if its not

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

"I need a stiff one, whats on offer?

May I suggest sex on the beach?

Do i get an miniture umbrella too

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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"I need a stiff one, whats on offer?

after the day you have head a Harvey wall banger should help you out

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By *eovilcouple76Couple
over a year ago

yeovil

Vodka & Diet Coke,, loads of ice please xx

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By *eovilcouple76Couple
over a year ago

yeovil

Then I will have the stiff one on offer !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big fat glass of rose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice cocktail would go down well here too

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

"I need a stiff one, whats on offer?

after the day you have head a Harvey wall banger should help you out

Wall banger.....now that sounds fun

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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"I do, but im not allowed 1 cos im on antibiotics so its just a cola and ice for me

coming right up seaside how are you this nutty Wednesday evening

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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"Magners please. "

one pint of magners coming right up grab a seat and i will bring it over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice cold white wine please. X

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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"Dry, white please...ooh I already have one!... where did that come from.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Black Bush Whiskey and ice please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gin and tonic please my good man

Make that 2 please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's certainly filling up nicely in here

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Dry, white please...ooh I already have one!... where did that come from.....

I could always have another though!

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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"What a day

I'd love a large Jura Superstition and whatever you both would like

there you go and cheers I'm on the soda water and lime little bitch is on the Bend Over Shirley tonight

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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"I love a nice fruity cocktail

alcohol free or would you like something a bit stiffer

Stiff please. Its not fun if its not

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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"Vodka & Diet Coke,, loads of ice please xx"

enjoy that should be some hairs on your chest as I've made it a double

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I'm feeling rather sub today so will drink whatever I'm allowed to thank you

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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"Big fat glass of rose

pot of tea for you my lovely and i nice slice of cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm feeling rather sub today so will drink whatever I'm allowed to thank you

Now there's an offer!

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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"A nice cocktail would go down well here too

another Bend Over Shirley coming right up

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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"I need a stiff one, whats on offer?

after the day you have head a Harvey wall banger should help you out

Wall banger.....now that sounds fun

cheeky you sure you can handle a knee trembler

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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"A nice cold white wine please. X "

pull up a chair while i pour you a large one my lovely xxx

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

"I need a stiff one, whats on offer?

after the day you have head a Harvey wall banger should help you out

Wall banger.....now that sounds fun

cheeky you sure you can handle a knee trembler

After todays events gladly welcomed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wasted on me teetotal...who wants mine? Oh you can have my drink too

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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"A Black Bush Whiskey and ice please"

done you a double as its one of those days on here today enjoy

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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"Gin and tonic please my good man

Make that 2 please "

coming right up grab a chair and i will bring it over

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"I do, but im not allowed 1 cos im on antibiotics so its just a cola and ice for me

Aw hope you're better soon.

Thanks.

I've been fiteing this bug for over a month now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A nice cold white wine please. X

pull up a chair while i pour you a large one my lovely xxx"

Thank you John, I hope you're not neglecting littlebitch though. Xx

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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"I'm feeling rather sub today so will drink whatever I'm allowed to thank you

one peach schnapps coming right up

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"I do, but im not allowed 1 cos im on antibiotics so its just a cola and ice for me

coming right up seaside how are you this nutty Wednesday evening

Thanks

im As well as I can be. Hopeing to beet this bug soon. Hope your ok to op.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do, but im not allowed 1 cos im on antibiotics so its just a cola and ice for me

Aw hope you're better soon.

Thanks.

I've been fiteing this bug for over a month now."

You poor think come here have a big hug from little bitch I sure John won't mind. X

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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"It's certainly filling up nicely in here

that it is I'm rushed off of my feet as usual

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"I do, but im not allowed 1 cos im on antibiotics so its just a cola and ice for me

Aw hope you're better soon.

Thanks.

I've been fiteing this bug for over a month now."

Hopefully the antibiotics will work soon for you. Keep smiling!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A nice cold white wine please. X

pull up a chair while i pour you a large one my lovely xxx

Thank you John, I hope you're not neglecting littlebitch though. Xx "

As if he would do that

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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"I need a stiff one, whats on offer?

after the day you have head a Harvey wall banger should help you out

Wall banger.....now that sounds fun

cheeky you sure you can handle a knee trembler

After todays events gladly welcomed

big life affirming hug first tremblers to follow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a Screaming Orgasm please! I love Baileys and Kahlua based cocktails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's certainly filling up nicely in here

that it is I'm rushed off of my feet as usual

It's a gorgeous crowd to be serving though, that's for sure

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over a year ago

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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"Wasted on me teetotal...who wants mine? Oh you can have my drink too

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

"I need a stiff one, whats on offer?

after the day you have head a Harvey wall banger should help you out

Wall banger.....now that sounds fun

cheeky you sure you can handle a knee trembler

After todays events gladly welcomed

big life affirming hug first tremblers to follow

Just what the doctor ordered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes whisky with a whisky chaser and a side of whisky please.... Hold the ice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have a Screaming Orgasm please! I love Baileys and Kahlua based cocktails

Tried to step up to the challenge of your profile and was quickly rebuffed by the filters haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A double Honey JD, and leave the bottle!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whisky please.. im just steering clear of people with pinocchio noses on here causing grief haha...

neat or with ice or water or and that's a great idea the bar is a safe heaven from the fab merry go round

Neat haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love a tequila please with lime not lemon

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I'm feeling rather sub today so will drink whatever I'm allowed to thank you

one peach schnapps coming right up

Thank you....

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"I do, but im not allowed 1 cos im on antibiotics so its just a cola and ice for me

Aw hope you're better soon.

Thanks.

I've been fiteing this bug for over a month now.

You poor think come here have a big hug from little bitch I sure John won't mind. X"

Thanks

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"I do, but im not allowed 1 cos im on antibiotics so its just a cola and ice for me

Aw hope you're better soon.

Thanks.

I've been fiteing this bug for over a month now.

Hopefully the antibiotics will work soon for you. Keep smiling!

Im the 3rd lot now. And Onley now thay seem to started to work.

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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"I do, but im not allowed 1 cos im on antibiotics so its just a cola and ice for me

coming right up seaside how are you this nutty Wednesday evening

Thanks

im As well as I can be. Hopeing to beet this bug soon. Hope your ok to op.

I'm doing great seaside thanks for asking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes please a nice cocktail..

I've opened the Irish fab beer garden if anyone fancies a drink over there

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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"A nice cold white wine please. X

pull up a chair while i pour you a large one my lovely xxx

Thank you John, I hope you're not neglecting littlebitch though. Xx

As if he would do that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do, but im not allowed 1 cos im on antibiotics so its just a cola and ice for me

Aw hope you're better soon.

Thanks.

I've been fiteing this bug for over a month now.

You poor think come here have a big hug from little bitch I sure John won't mind. X

Thanks

that's OK _eeside hope you get better soon have lots of fun

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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"I'll have a Screaming Orgasm please! I love Baileys and Kahlua based cocktails

coming right up

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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"I need a stiff one, whats on offer?

after the day you have head a Harvey wall banger should help you out

Wall banger.....now that sounds fun

cheeky you sure you can handle a knee trembler

After todays events gladly welcomed

big life affirming hug first tremblers to follow

Just what the doctor ordered

fancy another one

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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"Me"

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

"I need a stiff one, whats on offer?

after the day you have head a Harvey wall banger should help you out

Wall banger.....now that sounds fun

cheeky you sure you can handle a knee trembler

After todays events gladly welcomed

big life affirming hug first tremblers to follow

Just what the doctor ordered

fancy another one

Just one

. Keep them coming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glass of white wine please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice Asian beer to go with my Katsu Curry please

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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"Yes whisky with a whisky chaser and a side of whisky please.... Hold the ice"

coming right up fella mingle while i get it ready for you we have a nice friendly crowd in here tonight

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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"A double Honey JD, and leave the bottle! "

one of them days hay enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wine... bottle! I have just done a traumatic bed time

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

A Drambuie would be lovley, thank you barman

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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"I'd love a tequila please with lime not lemon"

of coarse you can my lovely pull and a chair and i will bring it over in a jiffy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love a baileys on the rocks please bartender

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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"I'm feeling rather sub today so will drink whatever I'm allowed to thank you

one peach schnapps coming right up

Thank you....

your welcome my lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd love a tequila please with lime not lemon

of coarse you can my lovely pull and a chair and i will bring it over in a jiffy

What a gent you are- loving wines day in your bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Drambuie would be lovley, thank you barman

Have you had it with oj before??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes whisky with a whisky chaser and a side of whisky please.... Hold the ice"

Someone who knows how to drink whisky nice malt whisky.

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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"Yes please a nice cocktail..

I've opened the Irish fab beer garden if anyone fancies a drink over there

there you go and yes i will pop in in a bit and say high

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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"I need a stiff one, whats on offer?

after the day you have head a Harvey wall banger should help you out

Wall banger.....now that sounds fun

cheeky you sure you can handle a knee trembler

After todays events gladly welcomed

big life affirming hug first tremblers to follow

Just what the doctor ordered

fancy another one

Just one

. Keep them coming

are you sure you can handle multi tremblers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes whisky with a whisky chaser and a side of whisky please.... Hold the ice

Someone who knows how to drink whisky nice malt whisky.

It's the only way!

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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"Glass of white wine please!

hope you don't mind my lovely I've upgraded you to a large one on the house

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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"A nice Asian beer to go with my Katsu Curry please

take a seat fella as i pour your a pint of tiger

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over a year ago

"Glass of white wine please!

hope you don't mind my lovely I've upgraded you to a large one on the house

Why thank you! That shall go down nicely

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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"Wine... bottle! I have just done a traumatic bed time

oh dear little might's not settling down hay there you go on the house

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

"I need a stiff one, whats on offer?

after the day you have head a Harvey wall banger should help you out

Wall banger.....now that sounds fun

cheeky you sure you can handle a knee trembler

After todays events gladly welcomed

big life affirming hug first tremblers to follow

Just what the doctor ordered

fancy another one

Just one

. Keep them coming

are you sure you can handle multi tremblers

When you think ive had enough just cover me with a blanket in the corner please

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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"A Drambuie would be lovley, thank you barman

coming right up grab a chair while i get that for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes whisky with a whisky chaser and a side of whisky please.... Hold the ice

Someone who knows how to drink whisky nice malt whisky.

It's the only way!

I know a lot of people put cola with it. It taste so much better with out so nice as it goes down all nice and warm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wine... bottle! I have just done a traumatic bed time

oh dear little might's not settling down hay there you go on the house

Thank you

their dad is back in an hour... his problem then!

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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"I'd love a baileys on the rocks please bartender

coming right up one large baileys on the rocks

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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"I'd love a tequila please with lime not lemon

of coarse you can my lovely pull and a chair and i will bring it over in a jiffy

What a gent you are- loving wines day in your bar

very good indeed

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

Nice cold glass of cider please and a packet of pork scratchings if youve got them....... havebt had a packet for years

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By *eovilcouple76Couple
over a year ago

yeovil

"Vodka & Diet Coke,, loads of ice please xx

enjoy that should be some hairs on your chest as I've made it a double

Your a gentleman I will leave you a tip or get yours in!!

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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"I need a stiff one, whats on offer?

after the day you have head a Harvey wall banger should help you out

Wall banger.....now that sounds fun

cheeky you sure you can handle a knee trembler

After todays events gladly welcomed

big life affirming hug first tremblers to follow

Just what the doctor ordered

fancy another one

Just one

. Keep them coming

are you sure you can handle multi tremblers

When you think ive had enough just cover me with a blanket in the corner please

prefer to pop you in the shower to prepare you for round two

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By *iss InnocenceWoman
over a year ago

Coventry/Bristol

Black Russian pls wiv ice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes whisky with a whisky chaser and a side of whisky please.... Hold the ice

Someone who knows how to drink whisky nice malt whisky.

It's the only way!

I know a lot of people put cola with it. It taste so much better with out so nice as it goes down all nice and warm

Ah see, if they need a mixer then they've got a crap whisky

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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"Nice cold glass of cider please and a packet of pork scratchings if youve got them....... havebt had a packet for years

coming right up sexy cider and pork scratchings a classic combination

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Black Bush Whiskey and ice please

done you a double as its one of those days on here today enjoy

Better only the one then as am up at 4 driving to work

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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"Wine... bottle! I have just done a traumatic bed time

oh dear little might's not settling down hay there you go on the house

Thank you

their dad is back in an hour... his problem then!

bet there a sleep by then

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

"I need a stiff one, whats on offer?

after the day you have head a Harvey wall banger should help you out

Wall banger.....now that sounds fun

cheeky you sure you can handle a knee trembler

After todays events gladly welcomed

big life affirming hug first tremblers to follow

Just what the doctor ordered

fancy another one

Just one

. Keep them coming

are you sure you can handle multi tremblers

When you think ive had enough just cover me with a blanket in the corner please

prefer to pop you in the shower to prepare you for round two

That also sounds like a good plan

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By *adyinred696969Couple
over a year ago

Brecon

baileys please

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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"Vodka & Diet Coke,, loads of ice please xx

enjoy that should be some hairs on your chest as I've made it a double

Your a gentleman I will leave you a tip or get yours in!!"

cheeky

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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"Black Russian pls wiv ice

coming right up beautiful grab a chair and mingle its a good crowd in here tonight

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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"A Black Bush Whiskey and ice please

done you a double as its one of those days on here today enjoy

Better only the one then as am up at 4 driving to work

same here

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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"I need a stiff one, whats on offer?

after the day you have head a Harvey wall banger should help you out

Wall banger.....now that sounds fun

cheeky you sure you can handle a knee trembler

After todays events gladly welcomed

big life affirming hug first tremblers to follow

Just what the doctor ordered

fancy another one

Just one

. Keep them coming

are you sure you can handle multi tremblers

When you think ive had enough just cover me with a blanket in the corner please

prefer to pop you in the shower to prepare you for round two

That also sounds like a good plan

oh i have plans alright lots of plans

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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"baileys please

coming right up grab a chair beautiful and i will bring it over in a flash

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over a year ago

"Yes whisky with a whisky chaser and a side of whisky please.... Hold the ice

Someone who knows how to drink whisky nice malt whisky.

It's the only way!

I know a lot of people put cola with it. It taste so much better with out so nice as it goes down all nice and warm

Ah see, if they need a mixer then they've got a crap whisky

I know a good whisky distillery in Norfolk there do some nice ones

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By *iss InnocenceWoman
over a year ago

Coventry/Bristol

"Black Russian pls wiv ice

coming right up beautiful grab a chair and mingle its a good crowd in here tonight

I will and thank you sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hay barman can I have some more drinks here line them up gorgeous. XXXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hay where everybody gone I've only just started.

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over a year ago

"Yes whisky with a whisky chaser and a side of whisky please.... Hold the ice

Someone who knows how to drink whisky nice malt whisky.

It's the only way!

I know a lot of people put cola with it. It taste so much better with out so nice as it goes down all nice and warm

Ah see, if they need a mixer then they've got a crap whisky

I know a good whisky distillery in Norfolk there do some nice ones "

In Norfolk? Who'd have thought!

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over a year ago

"Yes whisky with a whisky chaser and a side of whisky please.... Hold the ice

Someone who knows how to drink whisky nice malt whisky.

It's the only way!

I know a lot of people put cola with it. It taste so much better with out so nice as it goes down all nice and warm

Ah see, if they need a mixer then they've got a crap whisky

I know a good whisky distillery in Norfolk there do some nice ones

In Norfolk? Who'd have thought! "

Yes I know little quiet Norfolk

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

"I need a stiff one, whats on offer?

after the day you have head a Harvey wall banger should help you out

Wall banger.....now that sounds fun

cheeky you sure you can handle a knee trembler

After todays events gladly welcomed

big life affirming hug first tremblers to follow

Just what the doctor ordered

fancy another one

Just one

. Keep them coming

are you sure you can handle multi tremblers

When you think ive had enough just cover me with a blanket in the corner please

prefer to pop you in the shower to prepare you for round two

That also sounds like a good plan

oh i have plans alright lots of plans

Keep planning theres plenty of time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need a stiff one, whats on offer?

after the day you have head a Harvey wall banger should help you out

Wall banger.....now that sounds fun

cheeky you sure you can handle a knee trembler

After todays events gladly welcomed

big life affirming hug first tremblers to follow

Just what the doctor ordered

fancy another one

Just one

. Keep them coming

are you sure you can handle multi tremblers

When you think ive had enough just cover me with a blanket in the corner please

prefer to pop you in the shower to prepare you for round two

That also sounds like a good plan

oh i have plans alright lots of plans

Keep planning theres plenty of time

I think the barman gone to sleep on us he no good

looks like it's just you and me now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't worry, there's still a few here who can handle their drink

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

" oh i have plans alright lots of plans

Keep planning theres plenty of time

I think the barman gone to sleep on us he no good

looks like it's just you and me now.

Disgraceful

does that mean a free bar

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over a year ago

" oh i have plans alright lots of plans

Keep planning theres plenty of time

I think the barman gone to sleep on us he no good

looks like it's just you and me now.

Disgraceful

does that mean a free bar

Yes let's drink it dry girl

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

" oh i have plans alright lots of plans

Keep planning theres plenty of time

I think the barman gone to sleep on us he no good

looks like it's just you and me now.

Disgraceful

does that mean a free bar

Yes let's drink it dry girl

Sounds like a plan. I cant guarentee ill behave when im tipsy though

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By *adyinred696969Couple
over a year ago

Brecon

"baileys please

coming right up grab a chair beautiful and i will bring it over in a flash

Hmmmm, my mother warned me about smooth-talking barstewards!

Can Mart have a fruity cider please?

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over a year ago

" oh i have plans alright lots of plans

Keep planning theres plenty of time

I think the barman gone to sleep on us he no good

looks like it's just you and me now.

Disgraceful

does that mean a free bar

Yes let's drink it dry girl

Sounds like a plan. I cant guarentee ill behave when im tipsy though

We see what happens

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

" oh i have plans alright lots of plans

Keep planning theres plenty of time

I think the barman gone to sleep on us he no good

looks like it's just you and me now.

Disgraceful

does that mean a free bar

Yes let's drink it dry girl

Sounds like a plan. I cant guarentee ill behave when im tipsy though

We see what happens

Whats first more cocktails?

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over a year ago

" oh i have plans alright lots of plans

Keep planning theres plenty of time

I think the barman gone to sleep on us he no good

looks like it's just you and me now.

Disgraceful

does that mean a free bar

Yes let's drink it dry girl

Sounds like a plan. I cant guarentee ill behave when im tipsy though

We see what happens

Whats first more cocktails?

Yes that sounds good. I got nuts on the bar too

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

" oh i have plans alright lots of plans

Keep planning theres plenty of time

I think the barman gone to sleep on us he no good

looks like it's just you and me now.

Disgraceful

does that mean a free bar

Yes let's drink it dry girl

Sounds like a plan. I cant guarentee ill behave when im tipsy though

We see what happens

Whats first more cocktails?

Yes that sounds good. I got nuts on the bar too

Bartending now known as bar dancing

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over a year ago

" oh i have plans alright lots of plans

Keep planning theres plenty of time

I think the barman gone to sleep on us he no good

looks like it's just you and me now.

Disgraceful

does that mean a free bar

Yes let's drink it dry girl

Sounds like a plan. I cant guarentee ill behave when im tipsy though

We see what happens

Whats first more cocktails?

Yes that sounds good. I got nuts on the bar too

Bartending now known as bar dancing

The men are missing out here. Hehehe

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

" oh i have plans alright lots of plans

Keep planning theres plenty of time

I think the barman gone to sleep on us he no good

looks like it's just you and me now.

Disgraceful

does that mean a free bar

Yes let's drink it dry girl

Sounds like a plan. I cant guarentee ill behave when im tipsy though

We see what happens

Whats first more cocktails?

Yes that sounds good. I got nuts on the bar too

Bartending now known as bar dancing

The men are missing out here. Hehehe

Oh well they'll regret it tomorrow. Turn the music up and lets get this party started

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I just have a cuppa please? I'm shattered after the day I've had

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"A Drambuie would be lovley, thank you barman

Have you had it with oj before??"

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over a year ago

" oh i have plans alright lots of plans

Keep planning theres plenty of time

I think the barman gone to sleep on us he no good

looks like it's just you and me now.

Disgraceful

does that mean a free bar

Yes let's drink it dry girl

Sounds like a plan. I cant guarentee ill behave when im tipsy though

We see what happens

Whats first more cocktails?

Yes that sounds good. I got nuts on the bar too

Bartending now known as bar dancing

The men are missing out here. Hehehe

Oh well they'll regret it tomorrow. Turn the music up and lets get this party started

"
yes babe take my clothes off now don't like them on

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

" oh i have plans alright lots of plans

Keep planning theres plenty of time

I think the barman gone to sleep on us he no good

looks like it's just you and me now.

Disgraceful

does that mean a free bar

Yes let's drink it dry girl

Sounds like a plan. I cant guarentee ill behave when im tipsy though

We see what happens

Whats first more cocktails?

Yes that sounds good. I got nuts on the bar too

Bartending now known as bar dancing

The men are missing out here. Hehehe

Oh well they'll regret it tomorrow. Turn the music up and lets get this party started

yes babe take my clothes off now don't like them on

Would you like a hand

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

"Can I just have a cuppa please? I'm shattered after the day I've had

Join the party, itll help wash the stresses of the day away

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over a year ago

"Can I just have a cuppa please? I'm shattered after the day I've had

I will get you a cuppa the barman gone here you go MsB.

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

Is it to early to start?

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