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By *ilthylad95 OP   Man
over a year ago

Sunderland

What do us lads need to do to get a reply off you women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask your verification

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do us lads need to do to get a reply off you women "

The answer to your question is simple.

1. Send a decent message to someone who you think maybe looking for you.

2. Women check the profile of a sender before deciding to answer, so make sure your profile is tip top.

3. Send a face picture (KEYWORD-FACE not cock).

4. Hope 1-3 are acceptable to the recipient.

5. Delete your sent mail and await a reply, if it comes...bonus. If not...shit happens.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do us lads need to do to get a reply off you women "

There isn't a magic formula or any guarantees but it starts with a good profile and pics, and a bit of attention to detail.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Any guy who can message me would be a miracle worker* so would deserve some sort of reply.

*Who haven't messaged me before, smartarses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any guy who can message me would be a miracle worker* so would deserve some sort of reply.

*Who haven't messaged me before, smartarses"

Same here. If you can message me, I promise to reply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do us lads need to do to get a reply off you women "

Start a thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any guy who can message me would be a miracle worker* so would deserve some sort of reply.

*Who haven't messaged me before, smartarses"

I tried. I failed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do us lads need to do to get a reply off you women

There isn't a magic formula or any guarantees but it starts with a good profile and pics, and a bit of attention to detail."

I'd love to pay attention to the detail.

*I know, I'm embarrassed for writting that one. I think I'll sneak off and get a coffee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do us lads need to do to get a reply off you women

There isn't a magic formula or any guarantees but it starts with a good profile and pics, and a bit of attention to detail.

I'd love to pay attention to the detail.

*I know, I'm embarrassed for writting that one. I think I'll sneak off and get a coffee. "

Nah, the offset it just right. Any details that need clarifying?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do us lads need to do to get a reply off you women "

Put something expensive in the card. We always write thank you letters. We were brought up to be angels

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By *wo4FemCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham


"What do us lads need to do to get a reply off you women "

Try sending them a message it may increase your chances.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Write "ps if you don't reply a kitten will die" at the end of each message.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I said this before and it does work .

I've looked and if you write 14 words . They can read it without opening it . So the trick is . Make the last 3 words . Oh guess what !!! . And yer know what nosy bastuds women are . They will have to look . Then just have . Fancy a fuck for your 15th 16th and 17th words . Toshs top tip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come up with creative cheesy chat up lines

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Write "ps if you don't reply a kitten will die" at the end of each message. "

Oh well done. I've just had my first kitten will die message.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Write "ps if you don't reply a kitten will die" at the end of each message.

Oh well done. I've just had my first kitten will die message. "

Aaaaaaaand?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come up with creative cheesy chat up lines "

Don't listen to this. ^ I can categorically say, it doesn't work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Write "ps if you don't reply a kitten will die" at the end of each message. "
I ain't got a kitten though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I said this before and it does work .

I've looked and if you write 14 words . They can read it without opening it . So the trick is . Make the last 3 words . Oh guess what !!! . And yer know what nosy bastuds women are . They will have to look . Then just have . Fancy a fuck for your 15th 16th and 17th words . Toshs top tip "

Click bait. It's good for something.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I said this before and it does work .

I've looked and if you write 14 words . They can read it without opening it . So the trick is . Make the last 3 words . Oh guess what !!! . And yer know what nosy bastuds women are . They will have to look . Then just have . Fancy a fuck for your 15th 16th and 17th words . Toshs top tip

Click bait. It's good for something. "

exactly . Fool proof

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come up with creative cheesy chat up lines

Don't listen to this. ^ I can categorically say, it doesn't work. "

If someone can make one up that I've never heard of then I love it!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"I said this before and it does work .

I've looked and if you write 14 words . They can read it without opening it . So the trick is . Make the last 3 words . Oh guess what !!! . And yer know what nosy bastuds women are . They will have to look . Then just have . Fancy a fuck for your 15th 16th and 17th words . Toshs top tip "

That's when we wait until you've gone offline, read it and then mark it as unread so our curiosity is sated but you remain none the wider. Just to kibosh such shenanigans. Ligeia's evil genius.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Write "ps if you don't reply a kitten will die" at the end of each message.

Oh well done. I've just had my first kitten will die message.

Aaaaaaaand? "

Well I'm in a quandary now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I said this before and it does work .

I've looked and if you write 14 words . They can read it without opening it . So the trick is . Make the last 3 words . Oh guess what !!! . And yer know what nosy bastuds women are . They will have to look . Then just have . Fancy a fuck for your 15th 16th and 17th words . Toshs top tip

That's when we wait until you've gone offline, read it and then mark it as unread so our curiosity is sated but you remain none the wider. Just to kibosh such shenanigans. Ligeia's evil genius. "

that's just sick

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

Go round to their house and ask to the housework for them that will be a yes reply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I said this before and it does work .

I've looked and if you write 14 words . They can read it without opening it . So the trick is . Make the last 3 words . Oh guess what !!! . And yer know what nosy bastuds women are . They will have to look . Then just have . Fancy a fuck for your 15th 16th and 17th words . Toshs top tip

That's when we wait until you've gone offline, read it and then mark it as unread so our curiosity is sated but you remain none the wider. Just to kibosh such shenanigans. Ligeia's evil genius. that's just sick "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come up with creative cheesy chat up lines

Don't listen to this. ^ I can categorically say, it doesn't work.

If someone can make one up that I've never heard of then I love it!"

I'm frantically thinking. My best stuff is before my 12th coffee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Write "ps if you don't reply a kitten will die" at the end of each message.

Oh well done. I've just had my first kitten will die message. "

Its good for you, cat claws and stockings dont mix!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I said this before and it does work .

I've looked and if you write 14 words . They can read it without opening it . So the trick is . Make the last 3 words . Oh guess what !!! . And yer know what nosy bastuds women are . They will have to look . Then just have . Fancy a fuck for your 15th 16th and 17th words . Toshs top tip

That's when we wait until you've gone offline, read it and then mark it as unread so our curiosity is sated but you remain none the wider. Just to kibosh such shenanigans. Ligeia's evil genius. that's just sick "

And may I say . Bordering on illegal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come up with creative cheesy chat up lines

Don't listen to this. ^ I can categorically say, it doesn't work.

If someone can make one up that I've never heard of then I love it!

I'm frantically thinking. My best stuff is before my 12th coffee. "

Damn that is a lot of caffeine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Write "ps if you don't reply a kitten will die" at the end of each message.

Oh well done. I've just had my first kitten will die message.

Aaaaaaaand?

Well I'm in a quandary now. "

I had to look that word up. . I was perplexed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Write "ps if you don't reply a kitten will die" at the end of each message.

Oh well done. I've just had my first kitten will die message.

Aaaaaaaand?

Well I'm in a quandary now.

I had to look that word up. . I was perplexed. "

Eh? Goes off to check dictionary. .......

Oh. Perplexed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do us lads need to do to get a reply off you women "

Hire the lady a secretary. Because that's what most of the women on here would need to reply to every message they got. If you didn't get their attention with what you wrote. Try harder.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"I said this before and it does work .

I've looked and if you write 14 words . They can read it without opening it . So the trick is . Make the last 3 words . Oh guess what !!! . And yer know what nosy bastuds women are . They will have to look . Then just have . Fancy a fuck for your 15th 16th and 17th words . Toshs top tip

That's when we wait until you've gone offline, read it and then mark it as unread so our curiosity is sated but you remain none the wider. Just to kibosh such shenanigans. Ligeia's evil genius. "

Ahh, Just the same as unsolicited friend requests then

S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come up with creative cheesy chat up lines

Don't listen to this. ^ I can categorically say, it doesn't work.

If someone can make one up that I've never heard of then I love it!

I'm frantically thinking. My best stuff is before my 12th coffee.

Damn that is a lot of caffeine! "

I like it on the hour, every hour.

* I should put this on my profile.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Just message me, I always reply it may not be what you want to hear, but it'll be polite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do us lads need to do to get a reply off you women "

Pray, buy a rabbits foot and sell your soul to the devil....not much really

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