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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You walk in tae the bakers and ask the sexy af counter assistant if her pies hot and she gives you the most sexual look ever and says aye, ooooooooofft fs.

Needless to say I left her my calling card.

What's yer 'when'..... of the day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When.... the suns shining and your mate decides to host a last minute bbq and poker evening can this day get any better fs

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

When you get a message that gives you the butterly/flying squirrel effect.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"When you get a message that gives you the butterly/flying squirrel effect."

Flying squirrel?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"When you get a message that gives you the butterly/flying squirrel effect.

Flying squirrel? "

Bigger than a butterfly but not like, vulture big!

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By *issVeryWoman
over a year ago

streatham

.....the moon hits your eyes like a big pizza pie..

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

".....the moon hits your eyes like a big pizza pie.."

That's amorie!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm pizza fs

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By *lbi niceMan
over a year ago

romsley

"When you get a message that gives you the butterly/flying squirrel effect.

Flying squirrel?

Bigger than a butterfly but not like, vulture big!"

Would it be a grey or red squirrel

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"When you get a message that gives you the butterly/flying squirrel effect.

Flying squirrel?

Bigger than a butterfly but not like, vulture big!

Would it be a grey or red squirrel"

Red, coz Grey's are common!

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By *lbi niceMan
over a year ago

romsley

"When you get a message that gives you the butterly/flying squirrel effect.

Flying squirrel?

Bigger than a butterfly but not like, vulture big!

Would it be a grey or red

squirrel

Red, coz Grey's are common!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you oversleep and are morning-groggy and running late and then you get surprised with an adorable gesture of cheery-upness because someone was thinking of you.

Heart-melted gooball joy.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

"When you get a message that gives you the butterly/flying squirrel effect.

Flying squirrel?

Bigger than a butterfly but not like, vulture big!

Would it be a grey or red squirrel

Red, coz Grey's are common!

Must be a guy thing. She said flying squirrel.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When you return home half cut and feel aw fuzzy fs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you actually make it to the bathroom each time you have to be sick.. its a small win but im fucking taking it today!

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

"When you actually make it to the bathroom each time you have to be sick.. its a small win but im fucking taking it today! "

Hope you are feeling better soon

When my youngest niece cones out with one of her classic comedy lines and has you laughing proper belly rolling style

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When you put careless whisper on loop and sing along to your hearts content cause no one else is there to moan at your cat strangling singing voice.

Love a good solo karaoke fs.

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By *tuart245Man
over a year ago

Thetford

When you wake up thinking it's nearly time to get up then realise you still have another 4 hours in bed! Bliss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you actually make it to the bathroom each time you have to be sick.. its a small win but im fucking taking it today!

Hope you are feeling better soon

When my youngest niece cones out with one of her classic comedy lines and has you laughing proper belly rolling style "

Thanks.. knowing my luck im probably pregnant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I go pick up my Nephew, who's been ill for a week, open the door and he gives me the biggest smile.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you actually make it to the bathroom each time you have to be sick.. its a small win but im fucking taking it today!

Hope you are feeling better soon

When my youngest niece cones out with one of her classic comedy lines and has you laughing proper belly rolling style

Thanks.. knowing my luck im probably pregnant

Wasn't me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You walk in tae the bakers and ask the sexy af counter assistant if her pies hot and she gives you the most sexual look ever and says aye, ooooooooofft fs.

Needless to say I left her my calling card."

Legend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the sun comes out and you can wear a floaty dress. I love it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When the sun comes out and you can wear a floaty dress. I love it!"

Ooooooffft

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You walk in tae the bakers and ask the sexy af counter assistant if her pies hot and she gives you the most sexual look ever and says aye, ooooooooofft fs.

Needless to say I left her my calling card.

Legend."

Likewise, I lernt fea the best EJ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When the sun comes out and you can wear a floaty dress. I love it!

Ooooooffft

You can borrow my dress if you like it that much?

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over a year ago

"When you actually make it to the bathroom each time you have to be sick.. its a small win but im fucking taking it today!

Hope you are feeling better soon

When my youngest niece cones out with one of her classic comedy lines and has you laughing proper belly rolling style

Thanks.. knowing my luck im probably pregnant

Wasn't me

Your cock isnt that long to reach down here!! Unfortunately I know who it would be if i was... would be just my luck I only seem to get knocked up by people i dont like

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When the sun comes out and you can wear a floaty dress. I love it!

Ooooooffft

You can borrow my dress if you like it that much? "

I'll hold you to that one day can I borrow the panties too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you actually make it to the bathroom each time you have to be sick.. its a small win but im fucking taking it today!

Hope you are feeling better soon

When my youngest niece cones out with one of her classic comedy lines and has you laughing proper belly rolling style

Thanks.. knowing my luck im probably pregnant

Wasn't me

Your cock isnt that long to reach down here!! Unfortunately I know who it would be if i was... would be just my luck I only seem to get knocked up by people i dont like "

Who says it's no?

just remember how much you hate me next time am up your way fs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you oversleep and are morning-groggy and running late and then you get surprised with an adorable gesture of cheery-upness because someone was thinking of you.

Heart-melted gooball joy.

The person who surprised you sounds awesome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you actually make it to the bathroom each time you have to be sick.. its a small win but im fucking taking it today!

Hope you are feeling better soon

When my youngest niece cones out with one of her classic comedy lines and has you laughing proper belly rolling style

Thanks.. knowing my luck im probably pregnant

Wasn't me

Your cock isnt that long to reach down here!! Unfortunately I know who it would be if i was... would be just my luck I only seem to get knocked up by people i dont like

Who says it's no?

just remember how much you hate me next time am up your way fs. "

Haha oh god im leaving the country if you are this way!! A child of our making would be the undoing of the world!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you actually make it to the bathroom each time you have to be sick.. its a small win but im fucking taking it today!

Hope you are feeling better soon

When my youngest niece cones out with one of her classic comedy lines and has you laughing proper belly rolling style

Thanks.. knowing my luck im probably pregnant

Wasn't me

Your cock isnt that long to reach down here!! Unfortunately I know who it would be if i was... would be just my luck I only seem to get knocked up by people i dont like

Who says it's no?

just remember how much you hate me next time am up your way fs.

Haha oh god im leaving the country if you are this way!! A child of our making would be the undoing of the world!!"

I know just the name......

Damian

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When the sun comes out and you can wear a floaty dress. I love it!

Ooooooffft

You can borrow my dress if you like it that much?

I'll hold you to that one day can I borrow the panties too

Are you trying to get into my knickers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you actually make it to the bathroom each time you have to be sick.. its a small win but im fucking taking it today!

Hope you are feeling better soon

When my youngest niece cones out with one of her classic comedy lines and has you laughing proper belly rolling style

Thanks.. knowing my luck im probably pregnant

Wasn't me

Your cock isnt that long to reach down here!! Unfortunately I know who it would be if i was... would be just my luck I only seem to get knocked up by people i dont like

Who says it's no?

just remember how much you hate me next time am up your way fs.

Haha oh god im leaving the country if you are this way!! A child of our making would be the undoing of the world!!

I know just the name......

Damian

Get tae fuck!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When the sun comes out and you can wear a floaty dress. I love it!

Ooooooffft

You can borrow my dress if you like it that much?

I'll hold you to that one day can I borrow the panties too

Are you trying to get into my knickers?"

In a word....... Aye

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you actually make it to the bathroom each time you have to be sick.. its a small win but im fucking taking it today!

Hope you are feeling better soon

When my youngest niece cones out with one of her classic comedy lines and has you laughing proper belly rolling style

Thanks.. knowing my luck im probably pregnant

Wasn't me

Your cock isnt that long to reach down here!! Unfortunately I know who it would be if i was... would be just my luck I only seem to get knocked up by people i dont like

Who says it's no?

just remember how much you hate me next time am up your way fs.

Haha oh god im leaving the country if you are this way!! A child of our making would be the undoing of the world!!

I know just the name......

Damian

Get tae fuck!!! "

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you actually make it to the bathroom each time you have to be sick.. its a small win but im fucking taking it today!

Hope you are feeling better soon

When my youngest niece cones out with one of her classic comedy lines and has you laughing proper belly rolling style

Thanks.. knowing my luck im probably pregnant

Wasn't me

Your cock isnt that long to reach down here!! Unfortunately I know who it would be if i was... would be just my luck I only seem to get knocked up by people i dont like

Who says it's no?

just remember how much you hate me next time am up your way fs.

Haha oh god im leaving the country if you are this way!! A child of our making would be the undoing of the world!!

I know just the name......

Damian

Get tae fuck!!!

Yes please

Whore bag

Btw what the fuck have they changed the name of the abc too now as i cant find it!!

Fucking awesome venue with a wooden domed ceiling inside!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you actually make it to the bathroom each time you have to be sick.. its a small win but im fucking taking it today!

Hope you are feeling better soon

When my youngest niece cones out with one of her classic comedy lines and has you laughing proper belly rolling style

Thanks.. knowing my luck im probably pregnant

Wasn't me

Your cock isnt that long to reach down here!! Unfortunately I know who it would be if i was... would be just my luck I only seem to get knocked up by people i dont like

Who says it's no?

just remember how much you hate me next time am up your way fs.

Haha oh god im leaving the country if you are this way!! A child of our making would be the undoing of the world!!

I know just the name......

Damian

Get tae fuck!!!

Yes please

Whore bag

Btw what the fuck have they changed the name of the abc too now as i cant find it!!

Fucking awesome venue with a wooden domed ceiling inside!! "

It's now called the ABC now (upper case, it's case sensitive fs)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you actually make it to the bathroom each time you have to be sick.. its a small win but im fucking taking it today!

Hope you are feeling better soon

When my youngest niece cones out with one of her classic comedy lines and has you laughing proper belly rolling style

Thanks.. knowing my luck im probably pregnant

Wasn't me

Your cock isnt that long to reach down here!! Unfortunately I know who it would be if i was... would be just my luck I only seem to get knocked up by people i dont like

Who says it's no?

just remember how much you hate me next time am up your way fs.

Haha oh god im leaving the country if you are this way!! A child of our making would be the undoing of the world!!

I know just the name......

Damian

Get tae fuck!!!

Yes please

Whore bag

Btw what the fuck have they changed the name of the abc too now as i cant find it!!

Fucking awesome venue with a wooden domed ceiling inside!! "

Are you coming tae Gtown tae see me fs, good you can sofa surf at mine, can't wait for the drinking competition

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you actually make it to the bathroom each time you have to be sick.. its a small win but im fucking taking it today!

Hope you are feeling better soon

When my youngest niece cones out with one of her classic comedy lines and has you laughing proper belly rolling style

Thanks.. knowing my luck im probably pregnant

Wasn't me

Your cock isnt that long to reach down here!! Unfortunately I know who it would be if i was... would be just my luck I only seem to get knocked up by people i dont like

Who says it's no?

just remember how much you hate me next time am up your way fs.

Haha oh god im leaving the country if you are this way!! A child of our making would be the undoing of the world!!

I know just the name......

Damian

Get tae fuck!!!

Yes please

Whore bag

Btw what the fuck have they changed the name of the abc too now as i cant find it!!

Fucking awesome venue with a wooden domed ceiling inside!!

It's now called the ABC now (upper case, it's case sensitive fs) "

I googled that and didnt come up.. last time i was there was ten years ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you oversleep and are morning-groggy and running late and then you get surprised with an adorable gesture of cheery-upness because someone was thinking of you.

Heart-melted gooball joy.

The person who surprised you sounds awesome."

He is. I'm greatly enamoured with him. You could learn a thing or two from him actually. You'd definitely look up to him, aspire to be as lush as he is and want to drink beers and visit parks with him. You'd want to have him with you an MMF and you'd be so fab straight for him.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you actually make it to the bathroom each time you have to be sick.. its a small win but im fucking taking it today!

Hope you are feeling better soon

When my youngest niece cones out with one of her classic comedy lines and has you laughing proper belly rolling style

Thanks.. knowing my luck im probably pregnant

Wasn't me

Your cock isnt that long to reach down here!! Unfortunately I know who it would be if i was... would be just my luck I only seem to get knocked up by people i dont like

Who says it's no?

just remember how much you hate me next time am up your way fs.

Haha oh god im leaving the country if you are this way!! A child of our making would be the undoing of the world!!

I know just the name......

Damian

Get tae fuck!!!

Yes please

Whore bag

Btw what the fuck have they changed the name of the abc too now as i cant find it!!

Fucking awesome venue with a wooden domed ceiling inside!!

It's now called the ABC now (upper case, it's case sensitive fs)

I googled that and didnt come up.. last time i was there was ten years ago

It's still here try the carling academy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you actually make it to the bathroom each time you have to be sick.. its a small win but im fucking taking it today!

Hope you are feeling better soon

When my youngest niece cones out with one of her classic comedy lines and has you laughing proper belly rolling style

Thanks.. knowing my luck im probably pregnant

Wasn't me

Your cock isnt that long to reach down here!! Unfortunately I know who it would be if i was... would be just my luck I only seem to get knocked up by people i dont like

Who says it's no?

just remember how much you hate me next time am up your way fs.

Haha oh god im leaving the country if you are this way!! A child of our making would be the undoing of the world!!

I know just the name......

Damian

Get tae fuck!!!

Yes please

Whore bag

Btw what the fuck have they changed the name of the abc too now as i cant find it!!

Fucking awesome venue with a wooden domed ceiling inside!!

Are you coming tae Gtown tae see me fs, good you can sofa surf at mine, can't wait for the drinking competition

Fuck that im having the bed... you'll prob be passed out in the hallway anyway

get the patron ready boy!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Or 02 ABC Glasgow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For a*

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over a year ago

"When you actually make it to the bathroom each time you have to be sick.. its a small win but im fucking taking it today!

Hope you are feeling better soon

When my youngest niece cones out with one of her classic comedy lines and has you laughing proper belly rolling style

Thanks.. knowing my luck im probably pregnant

Wasn't me

Your cock isnt that long to reach down here!! Unfortunately I know who it would be if i was... would be just my luck I only seem to get knocked up by people i dont like

Who says it's no?

just remember how much you hate me next time am up your way fs.

Haha oh god im leaving the country if you are this way!! A child of our making would be the undoing of the world!!

I know just the name......

Damian

Get tae fuck!!!

Yes please

Whore bag

Btw what the fuck have they changed the name of the abc too now as i cant find it!!

Fucking awesome venue with a wooden domed ceiling inside!!

It's now called the ABC now (upper case, it's case sensitive fs)

I googled that and didnt come up.. last time i was there was ten years ago

It's still here try the carling academy. "

Found it

fucking bastards keep changing names of stuff for bloody sponsors!

Need to go see someone there again!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you actually make it to the bathroom each time you have to be sick.. its a small win but im fucking taking it today!

Hope you are feeling better soon

When my youngest niece cones out with one of her classic comedy lines and has you laughing proper belly rolling style

Thanks.. knowing my luck im probably pregnant

Wasn't me

Your cock isnt that long to reach down here!! Unfortunately I know who it would be if i was... would be just my luck I only seem to get knocked up by people i dont like

Who says it's no?

just remember how much you hate me next time am up your way fs.

Haha oh god im leaving the country if you are this way!! A child of our making would be the undoing of the world!!

I know just the name......

Damian

Get tae fuck!!!

Yes please

Whore bag

Btw what the fuck have they changed the name of the abc too now as i cant find it!!

Fucking awesome venue with a wooden domed ceiling inside!!

Are you coming tae Gtown tae see me fs, good you can sofa surf at mine, can't wait for the drinking competition

Fuck that im having the bed... you'll prob be passed out in the hallway anyway

get the patron ready boy!!

The patron was born ready fs, your best tae start getting some practice in, cause am the patron master, you won't even make it to the sofa you'll be hanging over the toilet bowl spuing, I'll leave you there anawl and take pics to show you the next day,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you actually make it to the bathroom each time you have to be sick.. its a small win but im fucking taking it today!

Hope you are feeling better soon

When my youngest niece cones out with one of her classic comedy lines and has you laughing proper belly rolling style

Thanks.. knowing my luck im probably pregnant

Wasn't me

Your cock isnt that long to reach down here!! Unfortunately I know who it would be if i was... would be just my luck I only seem to get knocked up by people i dont like

Who says it's no?

just remember how much you hate me next time am up your way fs.

Haha oh god im leaving the country if you are this way!! A child of our making would be the undoing of the world!!

I know just the name......

Damian

Get tae fuck!!!

Yes please

Whore bag

Btw what the fuck have they changed the name of the abc too now as i cant find it!!

Fucking awesome venue with a wooden domed ceiling inside!!

Are you coming tae Gtown tae see me fs, good you can sofa surf at mine, can't wait for the drinking competition

Fuck that im having the bed... you'll prob be passed out in the hallway anyway

get the patron ready boy!!

Haha ive won tequila challenges.. i cant drink vodka so all my cocktails have to be tequila based i'll be fine

New found glory playing in sept and seether in october, kill to see them!

Bit gutted as some lads i know called Pauper Kings are playing next month on the night im going out with tina titz

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you actually make it to the bathroom each time you have to be sick.. its a small win but im fucking taking it today!

Hope you are feeling better soon

When my youngest niece cones out with one of her classic comedy lines and has you laughing proper belly rolling style

Thanks.. knowing my luck im probably pregnant

Wasn't me

Your cock isnt that long to reach down here!! Unfortunately I know who it would be if i was... would be just my luck I only seem to get knocked up by people i dont like

Who says it's no?

just remember how much you hate me next time am up your way fs.

Haha oh god im leaving the country if you are this way!! A child of our making would be the undoing of the world!!

I know just the name......

Damian

Get tae fuck!!!

Yes please

Whore bag

Btw what the fuck have they changed the name of the abc too now as i cant find it!!

Fucking awesome venue with a wooden domed ceiling inside!!

Are you coming tae Gtown tae see me fs, good you can sofa surf at mine, can't wait for the drinking competition

Fuck that im having the bed... you'll prob be passed out in the hallway anyway

get the patron ready boy!!

Haha ive won tequila challenges.. i cant drink vodka so all my cocktails have to be tequila based i'll be fine

New found glory playing in sept and seether in october, kill to see them!

Bit gutted as some lads i know called Pauper Kings are playing next month on the night im going out with tina titz"

Yeh yeh we'll see

Tina who? Fs

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over a year ago

"When you actually make it to the bathroom each time you have to be sick.. its a small win but im fucking taking it today!

Hope you are feeling better soon

When my youngest niece cones out with one of her classic comedy lines and has you laughing proper belly rolling style

Thanks.. knowing my luck im probably pregnant

Wasn't me

Your cock isnt that long to reach down here!! Unfortunately I know who it would be if i was... would be just my luck I only seem to get knocked up by people i dont like

Who says it's no?

just remember how much you hate me next time am up your way fs.

Haha oh god im leaving the country if you are this way!! A child of our making would be the undoing of the world!!

I know just the name......

Damian

Get tae fuck!!!

Yes please

Whore bag

Btw what the fuck have they changed the name of the abc too now as i cant find it!!

Fucking awesome venue with a wooden domed ceiling inside!!

Are you coming tae Gtown tae see me fs, good you can sofa surf at mine, can't wait for the drinking competition

Fuck that im having the bed... you'll prob be passed out in the hallway anyway

get the patron ready boy!!

Haha ive won tequila challenges.. i cant drink vodka so all my cocktails have to be tequila based i'll be fine

New found glory playing in sept and seether in october, kill to see them!

Bit gutted as some lads i know called Pauper Kings are playing next month on the night im going out with tina titz

Yeh yeh we'll see

Tina who? Fs

Tina Titz.. she's still on fab.. used to be on the forums.. fucking aweaome and the best laugh! Finally after years getting to meet

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over a year ago

"When you actually make it to the bathroom each time you have to be sick.. its a small win but im fucking taking it today!

Hope you are feeling better soon

When my youngest niece cones out with one of her classic comedy lines and has you laughing proper belly rolling style

Thanks.. knowing my luck im probably pregnant

Wasn't me

Your cock isnt that long to reach down here!! Unfortunately I know who it would be if i was... would be just my luck I only seem to get knocked up by people i dont like

Who says it's no?

just remember how much you hate me next time am up your way fs.

Haha oh god im leaving the country if you are this way!! A child of our making would be the undoing of the world!!

I know just the name......

Damian

Get tae fuck!!!

Yes please

Whore bag

Btw what the fuck have they changed the name of the abc too now as i cant find it!!

Fucking awesome venue with a wooden domed ceiling inside!!

Are you coming tae Gtown tae see me fs, good you can sofa surf at mine, can't wait for the drinking competition

Fuck that im having the bed... you'll prob be passed out in the hallway anyway

get the patron ready boy!!

Haha ive won tequila challenges.. i cant drink vodka so all my cocktails have to be tequila based i'll be fine

New found glory playing in sept and seether in october, kill to see them!

Bit gutted as some lads i know called Pauper Kings are playing next month on the night im going out with tina titz

Yeh yeh we'll see

Tina who? Fs

Tina Titz.. she's still on fab.. used to be on the forums.. fucking aweaome and the best laugh! Finally after years getting to meet

Can I come

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over a year ago

"When you actually make it to the bathroom each time you have to be sick.. its a small win but im fucking taking it today!

Hope you are feeling better soon

When my youngest niece cones out with one of her classic comedy lines and has you laughing proper belly rolling style

Thanks.. knowing my luck im probably pregnant

Wasn't me

Your cock isnt that long to reach down here!! Unfortunately I know who it would be if i was... would be just my luck I only seem to get knocked up by people i dont like

Who says it's no?

just remember how much you hate me next time am up your way fs.

Haha oh god im leaving the country if you are this way!! A child of our making would be the undoing of the world!!

I know just the name......

Damian

Get tae fuck!!!

Yes please

Whore bag

Btw what the fuck have they changed the name of the abc too now as i cant find it!!

Fucking awesome venue with a wooden domed ceiling inside!!

Are you coming tae Gtown tae see me fs, good you can sofa surf at mine, can't wait for the drinking competition

Fuck that im having the bed... you'll prob be passed out in the hallway anyway

get the patron ready boy!!

Haha ive won tequila challenges.. i cant drink vodka so all my cocktails have to be tequila based i'll be fine

New found glory playing in sept and seether in october, kill to see them!

Bit gutted as some lads i know called Pauper Kings are playing next month on the night im going out with tina titz

Yeh yeh we'll see

Tina who? Fs

Tina Titz.. she's still on fab.. used to be on the forums.. fucking aweaome and the best laugh! Finally after years getting to meet

Can I come

Sure why not.. going the attic in derby, its 60's 70's and 80's themed night.. you can sing badly all night

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over a year ago

"When you actually make it to the bathroom each time you have to be sick.. its a small win but im fucking taking it today!

Hope you are feeling better soon

When my youngest niece cones out with one of her classic comedy lines and has you laughing proper belly rolling style

Thanks.. knowing my luck im probably pregnant

Wasn't me

Your cock isnt that long to reach down here!! Unfortunately I know who it would be if i was... would be just my luck I only seem to get knocked up by people i dont like

Who says it's no?

just remember how much you hate me next time am up your way fs.

Haha oh god im leaving the country if you are this way!! A child of our making would be the undoing of the world!!

I know just the name......

Damian

Get tae fuck!!!

Yes please

Whore bag

Btw what the fuck have they changed the name of the abc too now as i cant find it!!

Fucking awesome venue with a wooden domed ceiling inside!!

Are you coming tae Gtown tae see me fs, good you can sofa surf at mine, can't wait for the drinking competition

Fuck that im having the bed... you'll prob be passed out in the hallway anyway

get the patron ready boy!!

Haha ive won tequila challenges.. i cant drink vodka so all my cocktails have to be tequila based i'll be fine

New found glory playing in sept and seether in october, kill to see them!

Bit gutted as some lads i know called Pauper Kings are playing next month on the night im going out with tina titz

Yeh yeh we'll see

Tina who? Fs

Tina Titz.. she's still on fab.. used to be on the forums.. fucking aweaome and the best laugh! Finally after years getting to meet

Can I come

Sure why not.. going the attic in derby, its 60's 70's and 80's themed night.. you can sing badly all night

A shit am barred fae Derby fs

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over a year ago

When demand for yer boaby out strips supply, too many women no enough time fs

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By *exmadscotMan
over a year ago

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"When demand for yer boaby out strips supply, too many women no enough time fs

in your dreams pal fs

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over a year ago

"When demand for yer boaby out strips supply, too many women no enough time fs

in your dreams pal fs"

Do you mark it in yer diary tae get oan my tits fs

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

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"When demand for yer boaby out strips supply, too many women no enough time fs

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over a year ago

"When demand for yer boaby out strips supply, too many women no enough time fs

Your a priority on my 'tae dae' list, missy Oooooooooffft fs

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over a year ago

When you're off for a weekend with the girls and the sun is shining

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"When demand for yer boaby out strips supply, too many women no enough time fs

Your a priority on my 'tae dae' list, missy Oooooooooffft fs

I should hope so fs!

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over a year ago

"When you're off for a weekend with the girls and the sun is shining

Lucky for some, enjoy

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over a year ago

"When demand for yer boaby out strips supply, too many women no enough time fs

Your a priority on my 'tae dae' list, missy Oooooooooffft fs

I should hope so fs!

Your creeping up the que as we speak fs

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"When demand for yer boaby out strips supply, too many women no enough time fs

Your a priority on my 'tae dae' list, missy Oooooooooffft fs

I should hope so fs!

Your creeping up the que as we speak fs

Haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the kid goes to daddys...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When the kid goes to daddys...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When an ex texts you 'are you out tonight' and you reply back 'aye, out of your fucking league'

#winning

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over a year ago

When you pick up a new car to test for the weekend...And the roof comes off...and it's sunny

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over a year ago

When you've just had the motor washed and some funking pigeon uses it for target practice, dafuq

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you've just had the motor washed and some funking pigeon uses it for target practice, dafuq

Stop grumping

It's sunny outside

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over a year ago

"When you've just had the motor washed and some funking pigeon uses it for target practice, dafuq

Stop grumping

It's sunny outside

It's gorgeous just like you

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