FabSwingers.com forum: Last text message you sent or received said?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You Dicksplash xx

He's my best friend too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You poor thing xxx

Friend who has had root canal treatment

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By *appytrailmanMan
over a year ago

Manchester

It's quite dry actually....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you any pics of you in your swimming trunks"....this is off a straight man btw

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Was from the clinic after my regular 3 month check saying all test results were negative

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Received was just my weekly Amex message telling me how much I owe on my work card

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going to lick your face"

And I will lick her face.

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By *rwolfMan
over a year ago

bristol

"I hope its not to bad"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Danny will sort it on Friday x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Have you any pics of you in your swimming trunks"....this is off a straight man btw"

Oooooh sorry i thoight you meant message on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wishing my ma a happy birthday

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""Have you any pics of you in your swimming trunks"....this is off a straight man btw

Oooooh sorry i thoight you meant message on fab

Did you have a pic though ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Was from the clinic after my regular 3 month check saying all test results were negative

Good news.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It says 'Ok x'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably.

. I'm a man of little words.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only half, try harder lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It says 'Ok x'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Have you any pics of you in your swimming trunks"....this is off a straight man btw

Oooooh sorry i thoight you meant message on fab

Did you have a pic though ?

No.i did on my last profile,iv been swimming earlier but taking a camera into the pool is frowned upon haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, yoga at 6.30 sounds like a great idea.... To my ex

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

"I've put your bins out and watered the plants. Have a safe trip home."

To my neighbours

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

Ooooh that looks relaxing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You poor thing xxx

Friend who has had root canal treatment

It's horrid but tell them eventually it settles down as I thought mine never would.

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

"Probably.

. I'm a man of little words. "

That's not what you said earlier.... Big words were mentioned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sent.

China. How very exotic! Fingers crossed.

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By *anda and CatCouple
over a year ago

Sent to wife ......

"I'm bored shitless"

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"You're bad"

Don't think he's complaining though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell him to stop til im home"

And no it wasn't sex related

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

I might be a bad son

From a friend who keeps sticking his thumb in holes....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would love to fuck you outdoors sometime.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was to my mr, detailing certain sexual positions and things I am going to do to him later x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably.

. I'm a man of little words.

That's not what you said earlier.... Big words were mentioned

You were putting them in my mouth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A beetroot massacre. I'm like an artist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah I can work that. Give me more details and I'll draw out some designs"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I never arranged it xx"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think they're now banned under EU Law"

My friend telling me about the joys of his childhood plastic shoes.

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By *exmadscotMan
over a year ago

alloa

"Was from the clinic after my regular 3 month check saying all test results were negative

yawn

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

"Was from the clinic after my regular 3 month check saying all test results were negative

yawn"

I've seen you on a few threads today, why are you behaving like an arse?

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By *exmadscotMan
over a year ago

alloa

I've managed to get us bananarama tickets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'That surely deserves some brownie points '

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By *exmadscotMan
over a year ago

alloa

"I would love to fuck you outdoors sometime."

ooh so would I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was from the clinic after my regular 3 month check saying all test results were negative

yawn

I've seen you on a few threads today, why are you behaving like an arse?"

Iv just checked and his messages are just aggresive shite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love you xxxxx

From the mrs.

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By *exmadscotMan
over a year ago

alloa

"Probably.

. I'm a man of little words. "

I wish someone would lock the cupboard door

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

"Probably.

. I'm a man of little words.

That's not what you said earlier.... Big words were mentioned

You were putting them in my mouth.

Only because my nipples were too far away

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

Waiting on the call back. Also waiting for the locksmith xx

I shut my door this morning forgetting that I'd left a key in the lock on the inside

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I just received this...

"I'm scared. Why did you masturbate on my living room carpet? This isn't fair I don't deserve to be made into a lampshade! Please leave me alone. PLEASE!"

LOL like that will stop me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

from mum

2 cartons eggs

Yorkshire tea box

Baked beans Branston

Five sugars

Fries and a diner

McCains two packs chips

Cereal bars pick up a Cadburys

I'm Birds Eye fishfingers 30

Cod three packets of fish

For medium sliced white bread

Six milks

Cheese and Onion crisp five packs

Fruit apples bananas fresh lemons are packet of tomatoes hi juice

Cheddar cheese 2

Red Leicester cheese 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My daughter has an hours detention tonight at 3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Far too long and specific for you types

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By *exmadscotMan
over a year ago

alloa

"Far too long and specific for you types

bet it was your wife saying bring tea bags home with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What time did you want me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last msg sent: fuck off you helmet

Recieved: love this beer garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What time did you want me? "
about now please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What time did you want me? about now please

Ooh on my way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooh good x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last one received:

"Meatballs please"

Make of that what you will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok, I'm in the gallery x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please will you send it to my other email.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Be over at 3.. No g&t ice lollies through here, will check Bathgate, fancy a MaccyD's?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's done"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok see you soon xx

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By *loppsyWoman
over a year ago

marlow

'See you in kestrels later '

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 03/05/17 14:59:36]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can't remember, it's been a long time since i owned a mobile phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Potassium"

My ex told me if I sent her a 'K' again, she was going to go mad

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By *oraicsMan
over a year ago

naas

Pick up some bread and milk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seeing them free and seeming happy made me happy"

Talking about my dogs running around, seeming to help my mental illness.

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By *W ChapMan
over a year ago

Swindon

"All ok? If you need an external inspection let me know

Sent by me

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

oooo if i was

you would be naked with in minutes sexy

just logging on to gab anything interesting going on on there xxx

( bloody big fingers little key pad that should have said fab not gab

)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sent to gf

Every holes a goal

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

From Dick.

A photo of our dog caught asleep on our bed.

Sent I love you to my daughter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

U welcome on the fri eve I'm sure we'll find something to pass the time on sat and sunday. Do I get to ride on your machine? lol

I've a spare jacket and helmet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope you kick ass lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would never tell anyone my messages because my top would kill me with his axe I don't want that. X

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
over a year ago

Bedford

Sent to my boss- "you're a dickhead".

He had a hands on day and sent a customer the wrong consignment. He should have stayed in the office the David Brent he is lol.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Sent to my friend

'Dubrovnik whoop whoop!'

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"I would never tell anyone my messages because my top would kill me with his axe I don't want that. X

may you die by chopper hay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And do u feel better for it? Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've lost my keys, now we're did I put them

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

What do you fancy for lunch?

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

Sent: When you're 52 you can do the same

To my daughter who was whingeing I'd gone to the zoo while she was at school

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smartie pants is worm free! Such a dude, wish I could say the same for benny - he's a repeat offender!! Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would never tell anyone my messages because my top would kill me with his axe I don't want that. X

may you die by chopper hay

No are messages are private it's respect

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By *mokeynbubblyCouple
over a year ago

poole

Sent:I'd like to get my hands on those

Received:Me too

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London

About an hour ago a pint emoji received and a

returned. No time, date or place mentioned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes darling xxxxx

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By *rLucky777Man
over a year ago

Leeds

I'm on the cusp of I don't know what!!

Wanna go for hot chocolate at roundhay lake?

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

Sorry cant meeting ..... in the town

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

"Sent: When you're 52 you can do the same

To my daughter who was whingeing I'd gone to the zoo while she was at school

This made me laugh so much I got stared at on the bus

Mine:

sent- remember I'm in a field from the 24th (to work)

Received - now that's a loaded question

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By *rueone71Man
over a year ago

Hiding in the Barnes

I was texted to behave

My reply was:

Moi??

Never!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sent: When you're 52 you can do the same

To my daughter who was whingeing I'd gone to the zoo while she was at school

That's the kind of text I like sending.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Just need a photo of a hottie in a dirty kit deep throating a girthy sausage now and my day will be made.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Good idea mama xxxxxxxxxx

From my daughter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was a picture message with "Diagonally" written with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aha"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where's my chocolate gone from the car?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last sent text - yayyyyyy!

Last sent whatsapp - so it might be the start of a beautiful fabship

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Received-do you know?

Sent-fuck yes!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My pussy has left you a present...

From the wife, the cat had caught a mouse. I was a tad disappointed

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By *tticusFMan
over a year ago

Newark

"Front or back door?"

And honestly, honestly, HONESTLY it didn't have any sexual meaning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My pussy has left you a present...

From the wife, the cat had caught a mouse. I was a tad disappointed "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last received was 16hrs ago asking about our gangbang

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put some fucking clothes on. Hubby had left for work and pulled out of our street as the gas engineer coming was pulling in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sent my friend a topless selfie as she had been promoted.

Made her smile

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Ok nps from my boss when I said I was working from main office rather than client

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK yes please. I want to suck the cum out of you. . . What time? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I cum in you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Safely home. And no tree related disasters to report!

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By *queegeeMan
over a year ago

northampton

One of those nights

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yes I'll email you the video. I didn't know you'd videoed. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you free mate ,need a beer and a mate

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Safely home. And no tree related disasters to report!"

Are you a tree surgeon ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Put some fucking clothes on. Hubby had left for work and pulled out of our street as the gas engineer coming was pulling in

You would have made his day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sent- ties with polo shirts?! Not happening!

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

message just received. " what would you like to eat when home"? having food cooked for you I think is always good

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By *ndyandMandyCouple
over a year ago

swansea

Your hotel reservation for the premier inn bath road Heathrow this Saturday is confirmed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep! Will do

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Ok.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The bodys been bagged and in the river, sorted.

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By *lwaysreay9Man
over a year ago

Next to you

Any chance I can borrow a monkey mate

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

•+• Access Denied •+•

I like it a bit lol ok c u later xxx

i didn't send that, it was recieved.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let me think

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By *iss InnocenceWoman
over a year ago

Coventry

My last WhatsApp message received was "nah can't be assed wrking that too"

Last txt message received was of the bank telling me I was o/d

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sent - I already know that

Received is a secret.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm safe, thanks!

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By *4gnumprMan
over a year ago

telford

" you didnt mind me asking you to shave my pussy last night"

And "no i didnt,i was thrilled you asked"

was the reply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They r in the intray

Voting cards

I bit my knuckles reading it

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Received "thanks honey, you really are a star"

Sent "hope all is going well"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That was funny; even for you! X"

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I just received one that simply read "Legend xxx". Because I totally am.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OK yes please. I want to suck the cum out of you. . . What time? X"

Lol

Why can't all women say this?

This is how you make a guy hard when he reads your texts.

THAT ^^^^^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last text recited was about a dogging session today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Last text recived was about a dogging session today"

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Ouch!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Last text i sent said wednesday night would be great

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ouch!!

Are you watching Badminton? I am and keep going ouch !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you eat it?"

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Ouch!!

Are you watching Badminton? I am and keep going ouch ! "

I watched it yesterday, lots of falls, occasional brilliance! !

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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You can wear your footie socks if you like

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By *rLucky777Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Thanks for the house party invite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apart from ensuing laughter texts the last I sent was:

I wouldn't, I just squeaky farted!!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Ouch!!

Are you watching Badminton? I am and keep going ouch ! "

And I thought Zara made some really interesting points on technique etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

James.

Can you be ready at 7:30 as I'm going to the turf early tonight and I need to drop her off at yours before I go.Shes been nagging me all day as she has a suprise for you tonight.Make sure you really give it her tonight so it stops that nagging and I pick her up with a smile.

Let me know and cheers for the car polish buddy.

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By *herbert fountainWoman
over a year ago

Hanley

Link from my mother in law saying Aldi are selling gin & tonic ice lollies. I think I need to go shopping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was to a guy that I know. Happy birthday, hope you're not too rough

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