FabSwingers.com forum: What is your profession?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I am a civil engineer, working on roads for BT and Virgin Media, Sky etc etc

Currently doing work for Virgin.

What do you do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a job

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a job

Which is?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a job

Are you a hypnotist? I can't stop looking at your eyes.

Hello.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am a civil engineer, working on roads for BT and Virgin Media, Sky etc etc

Currently doing work for Virgin.

What do you do?"

I fix stuff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have managed to get a well paid career in procrastinating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Purveyor of dodgy snake oil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a job

Which is?"

Top secret!

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

Sex toy tester and reviewer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a job

Are you a hypnotist? I can't stop looking at your eyes.

Hello. "

You are feeling very sleepy.....you want to make love to Bunnyhop...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a job

Are you a hypnotist? I can't stop looking at your eyes.

Hello.

You are feeling very sleepy.....you want to make love to Bunnyhop..."

Yes....yes I do......

Do we start the hypnosis soon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Batman

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

"I'm Batman

I knew it!!!!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

My friends call me Natasha, you can call me Black Widow.

Spy and assassin

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

I fix people

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

"I fix people "

As in 'fix'? Are you a hitwoman?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Semi-retired know it all ,,,,,.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fix people

As in 'fix'? Are you a hitwoman?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a job

Are you a hypnotist? I can't stop looking at your eyes.

Hello.

You are feeling very sleepy.....you want to make love to Bunnyhop...

Yes....yes I do......

Do we start the hypnosis soon?

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By *rnortholtMan
over a year ago

Waveney Valley

I could tell you - but then I'd have to kill you.

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By *rwolfMan
over a year ago

bristol

Fix people too....sometimes im there for their last breaths and rarely im there for the first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chef, cleaner, social organiser, financial advisor, money lender, personal shopper, carer and mom. That enough

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I work in health and safety

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By *i fem huntersCouple
over a year ago

london

Children's librarian

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By *airymagicWoman
over a year ago

goblin city

"I have a job

Are you a hypnotist? I can't stop looking at your eyes.

Hello.

You are feeling very sleepy.....you want to make love to Bunnyhop..."

Omg your stunning and who doesn't !!!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Support worker

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach

"Children's librarian"

I mostly drive for ages, then have a coffee and a chat. Then I drive ages home again.

It pays quite well...!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm the best there is at what I do... But what I do isn't very nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a job

Are you a hypnotist? I can't stop looking at your eyes.

Hello.

You are feeling very sleepy.....you want to make love to Bunnyhop...

Omg your stunning and who doesn't !!!"

thank you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm the best there is at what I do... But what I do isn't very nice

Are you an assassin?

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

"I'm the best there is at what I do... But what I do isn't very nice

Oh I dunno... I think you make it look quite appealing

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By *obsrocketMan
over a year ago

Loughborough

I arrange for gangs of men and women to fill holes, and sometimes they trim bushes too.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm the best there is at what I do... But what I do isn't very nice

Are you an assassin? "

He's more of a clean up guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm Batman

I knew it!!!! "

What gave it away?

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

"I'm Batman

I knew it!!!!

What gave it away?"

Batman has all those wonderful toys.... Joker says so

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

"I am a civil engineer, working on roads for BT and Virgin Media, Sky etc etc

Currently doing work for Virgin.

What do you do?"

I mess about on the internet basically

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's very complicated and very boring, you wouldn't understand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a job, I'm wonderwoman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None of your beeswax

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chief executive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a job, I'm wonderwoman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I "fix" things... usually with a hammer.

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By *elma and ShaggyCouple
over a year ago

Bedworth

Optical dispenser and hubby is a postie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I talk to people a lot, and give advice, some of which they take and song of which I know they don't lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spartans! What is your profession?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fix people... temporarily

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tell everyone else what they aren't doing correctly and stop them having fun because I can .

When they don't listen I make sure they learn the hard way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I tell everyone else what they aren't doing correctly and stop them having fun because I can .

When they don't listen I make sure they learn the hard way

Bloody QA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I tell everyone else what they aren't doing correctly and stop them having fun because I can .

When they don't listen I make sure they learn the hard way

This is such a good description of your job!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kent fire and rescue

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By *an789Man
over a year ago

Cambridge

I sell dreams... I sell relaxation... I sell experiences... I sell memories... I sell sex....I sell sleep... What am I ?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spartans! What is your profession? "

Fuck! Beat me to the punch...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I tell everyone else what they aren't doing correctly and stop them having fun because I can .

When they don't listen I make sure they learn the hard way

This is such a good description of your job!!!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I sell dreams... I sell relaxation... I sell experiences... I sell memories... I sell sex....I sell sleep... What am I ?????"

Is the answer bed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spartans! What is your profession?

Fuck! Beat me to the punch..."

Ha-ooah!

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

I try to help people and if that doesn't work lock them up

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By *oraicsMan
over a year ago

naas

"I have a job, I'm wonderwoman

That you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does student count as a profession?

I putting it down anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does student count as a profession?

I putting it down anyway

No. Tax dodger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tinker with old escorts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I tinker with old escorts "

Me too, but I don't get paid for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Civil servant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm Batman

Awesome! I'm Spider-Man.

Day shifts are much more pleasant...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm Batman

Awesome! I'm Spider-Man.

Day shifts are much more pleasant..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I tinker with old escorts

Me too, but I don't get paid for it. "

What you got?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I tinker with old escorts

Me too, but I don't get paid for it.

What you got?"

Joke

Your head.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Freelance journalist. Generally work for tabloids trying to find information on swingers etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I tinker with old escorts

Me too, but I don't get paid for it.

What you got?

Joke

Your head.

So disappointed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chef, cleaner, social organiser, financial advisor, money lender, personal shopper, carer and mom. That enough

I have the same job oh and I also waitress in between the other stuff

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"Freelance journalist. Generally work for tabloids trying to find information on swingers etc."

My favourite day is face pic Friday . My "female" profile is much better for all of the above of course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Army. It's boring!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chef, cleaner, social organiser, financial advisor, money lender, personal shopper, carer and mom. That enough

I have the same job oh and I also waitress in between the other stuff "

Should just put wonder woman on our cv's x

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Refuse processing

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

"I tinker with old escorts

Me too, but I don't get paid for it. "

Think the PC term is 'retired ladies of the night'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Refuse processing"

OP asks more questions then a detective

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By *iffraffMan
over a year ago

Gloucester

Decorator. Hole filling and running down a speciality..

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By *L RogueMan
over a year ago

London

CEO of Mindyabizness Ltd.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm an aerospace engineer making the fan blades for the jet engines that take you all on holiday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuplock Scaffolder.

I prefer Tube and Fitting though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Top cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chef

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Pink Panther of course

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach

"I tinker with old escorts

Me too, but I don't get paid for it.

Think the PC term is 'retired ladies of the night'"

What an interesting care home to work in!

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By *an789Man
over a year ago

Cambridge

"I sell dreams... I sell relaxation... I sell experiences... I sell memories... I sell sex....I sell sleep... What am I ?????

Is the answer beds ?"

Kind of.. I'm a hotel manager... Great insight into swinging that's all u can say ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Field agent

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Court jester.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Court jester.

And I'm your arch nemesis

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By *idKnightMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Part time astronaut and occasional adult movie star.

Ok so I'm an IT geek, but you have to admit it made me sound interesting for a second...

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By *rNaughtyNickMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Computer Geek by day and perv by night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A mannequin

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By *wo4FemCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

I help a local charity with their administration.

I also have 2 online stores selling lingerie, sex toys, bondage accessories, dresses, swimwear and other items.

Mr2

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