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"Jeez..... the phrase "balls like walnuts" comes to mind lol!!! " Close with that, I would have simply gone with bollocks | |||
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"its all true girls " well whatever you have can i have some please ? | |||
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"my fuck buddy has cum 35 times so far tonight should i let him have a rest ???????" can I have some of what he is on please? | |||
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"Crap shag anyway... cause thats him coming every 13 mins lol... Now with forplay, a slight rest and a wipe with a tissue maybe... Hardly a stud muffin after all eh pmsl Ok Ok.... Kiddin just kidding lol.. " more of a "whoops didnt mean for that to happen, can you wait ten mins til i get hard again please " ? ? | |||
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"my fuck buddy has cum 35 times so far tonight should i let him have a rest ???????" Why, he is only starting to warm up. The first 33 don't count as is similar to foreplay, forecum (sometimes confused with precum). Let us know when he has got to 66 then we (I) will think wow... | |||
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"Crap shag anyway... cause thats him coming every 13 mins lol... Now with forplay, a slight rest and a wipe with a tissue maybe... Hardly a stud muffin after all eh pmsl Ok Ok.... Kiddin just kidding lol.. more of a "whoops didnt mean for that to happen, can you wait ten mins til i get hard again please " ? ? " on reflection must have been a 15yr old with a moth eaten copy of playboy pmsl | |||
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"Crap shag anyway... cause thats him coming every 13 mins lol... Now with forplay, a slight rest and a wipe with a tissue maybe... Hardly a stud muffin after all eh pmsl Ok Ok.... Kiddin just kidding lol.. more of a "whoops didnt mean for that to happen, can you wait ten mins til i get hard again please " ? ? " Lol that happened to me recently - I reached for a condom and he'd already cum over his stomach | |||
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"my fuck buddy has cum 35 times so far tonight should i let him have a rest ???????" wait till the alarm clock goes off amd you find out you been dreaming | |||
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"my fuck buddy has cum 35 times so far tonight should i let him have a rest ???????" Care to explain how this happened? | |||
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"I think somebody has an over active imagination or the guy is a bloody good faker " i have to agree with that, ive had some serious marathon sessions, no way can someone "cum" that amount of times. i might be wrong, but i doubt it. | |||
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"It's official, Tudor Rosca is the new king of masturbation. In a stunning feat of endurance and determination, Tudor Rosca achieved 36 orgasms in a 24 hour period..... hmmmm maybe the op's fuck buddy should enter see if he can beat the guy who holds the record, pmsl http://necromanc.blogspot.com/2006/01/masturbation-world-record.html if ya wanna see it lol " off i trotted to read this ( ok i clicked a few buttons on the lap top while still in bed! ) ...and this has to be the funniest line i've seen in a long time ... ""When asked what his next world record achievement would be, Tudor Rosca said "my immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on my penis to soothe the burning". "" hahaha!! | |||
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"For some reason I can't get a So Solid Crew song out of my head.... . . . . I got 21 seconds to flow I got 21 seconds to go Cause if you like me let me know feel my penis grow I got 21 seconds before I’m gonna blow Did you see me on the video, oh no Did you see me on the video, oh no So if you like me let me know My cum is gonna flow I got 21 seconds before I got to blow Did you see me on the video, oh no Did you see me on the video, oh no So if you like me let me know Let me in the pussy hole I got 21 seconds before I’m gonna blow 21 seconds, uh-uh-uh 21 seconds, uh-uh-uh 21 seconds, uh-uh-uh 21 seconds, uh-uh-uh" pmsl!! | |||
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"my fuck buddy has cum 35 times so far tonight should i let him have a rest ???????" Tell him to slow down and enjoy it, 35 times seems like he must go off like a hair trigger... | |||
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"I did the same 35 times last night, what a night it was.. MMF me , angelina and think his name was brad or sumit, nice lad mind ya.. well Angleina couldna get enough of me, doggy, missionary, on a swing , over the end of the couch, she on top , you name it, we did it.... was a jizzfest.. then hard on 36 and Brad says.. ok View I wanna suck your cock whilst Angleina lightly cups your balls.... WOW WOW WOW.... ok fire in folks am all yours..... no teeth mind xx views lies back .... cock pointing north.. phone rings...... view answers.... good morning mr view, this is your early morning alarm call from BT..... bassa Brad was gonna gobble and I wake up...... off to wash ma duvet......" Well that nothing... We did it 34 times and on the wing of a 747 mid flight so ner... | |||
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"I did the same 35 times last night, what a night it was.. MMF me , angelina and think his name was brad or sumit, nice lad mind ya.. well Angleina couldna get enough of me, doggy, missionary, on a swing , over the end of the couch, she on top , you name it, we did it.... was a jizzfest.. then hard on 36 and Brad says.. ok View I wanna suck your cock whilst Angleina lightly cups your balls.... WOW WOW WOW.... ok fire in folks am all yours..... no teeth mind xx views lies back .... cock pointing north.. phone rings...... view answers.... good morning mr view, this is your early morning alarm call from BT..... bassa Brad was gonna gobble and I wake up...... off to wash ma duvet...... Well that nothing... We did it 34 times and on the wing of a 747 mid flight so ner... " off to phone NASA to book space shuttle...... I aint gonna be beat.... | |||
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"I did the same 35 times last night, what a night it was.. MMF me , angelina and think his name was brad or sumit, nice lad mind ya.. well Angleina couldna get enough of me, doggy, missionary, on a swing , over the end of the couch, she on top , you name it, we did it.... was a jizzfest.. then hard on 36 and Brad says.. ok View I wanna suck your cock whilst Angleina lightly cups your balls.... WOW WOW WOW.... ok fire in folks am all yours..... no teeth mind xx views lies back .... cock pointing north.. phone rings...... view answers.... good morning mr view, this is your early morning alarm call from BT..... bassa Brad was gonna gobble and I wake up...... off to wash ma duvet...... Well that nothing... We did it 34 times and on the wing of a 747 mid flight so ner... off to phone NASA to book space shuttle...... I aint gonna be beat...." well we did it on the moon in 69 so ner ner ner... | |||
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" Well that nothing... We did it 34 times and on the wing of a 747 mid flight so ner... off to phone NASA to book space shuttle...... I aint gonna be beat.... well we did it on the moon in 69 so ner ner ner... " mmmmmmmmm with no gravity on the moon, does that mean you have permanent cock facing upwards, wonder if you have pert boobs too, maybe the alternative to botox visit the moon!! | |||
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" Well that nothing... We did it 34 times and on the wing of a 747 mid flight so ner... off to phone NASA to book space shuttle...... I aint gonna be beat.... well we did it on the moon in 69 so ner ner ner... mmmmmmmmm with no gravity on the moon, does that mean you have permanent cock facing upwards, wonder if you have pert boobs too, maybe the alternative to botox visit the moon!!" my syrup would float away! | |||
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"Frequency of orgasm has, like most other male sexual parameters, often been taken as defining sexual worth. The more orgasms the better, has been a general cry. It would not help the ego of most men to learn they can generally be beaten in this area by young boys. In the Kinsey data, in a series of 182 observed cases, 81 of the preadolescent boys achieved orgasm only once. 17 achieved it twice, 42 achieved it three, four or five times in succession, 30 achieved it from six to ten times in succession and 12 achieved it more than ten times in succession. The undisputed record was twenty-one orgasms in a row. One eleven-month-old baby boy managed fourteen orgasms in thirty-eight minutes, one eleven-year-old had eleven orgasms in an hour; a fourteen-year-old had eleven orgasms in four hours, and so on and so forth. It should be remembered that such startling multi orgasmic capabilities are generally lost at the time when orgasm is accompanied by the ejaculation of semen. At the same time there are some adult men who achieve high orgasmic performance over a long period. Kinsey records the case of one man who had three orgasms a day over a period of thirty years, and one who averaged 33.1 orgasms a week over a thirty-year period. Google pmsl.... Lier Lier yer pants are on fire.... " Who conducted that survey Jonathon King? How the Hell did they get away with seeing how many orgasms kids that age had ffs? XXXX | |||
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"just spoken to fallen she asked me to tell you all, she will tell you all about him tomorrow. the man is a machine lol" he must be cos Id be shocked if any human could actually manage that! | |||
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"I think somebody has an over active imagination or the guy is a bloody good faker " i can gaurantee hes no faker | |||
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"my fuck buddy has cum 35 times so far tonight should i let him have a rest ??????? Why, he is only starting to warm up. The first 33 don't count as is similar to foreplay, forecum (sometimes confused with precum). Let us know when he has got to 66 then we (I) will think wow..." dont worry we will beat 35 lol | |||
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"Crap shag anyway... cause thats him coming every 13 mins lol... Now with forplay, a slight rest and a wipe with a tissue maybe... Hardly a stud muffin after all eh pmsl Ok Ok.... Kiddin just kidding lol.. " prrrrrrrrrrrrrr can you show me your version then.....xxx lol xxx | |||
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"my fuck buddy has cum 35 times so far tonight should i let him have a rest ??????? wait till the alarm clock goes off amd you find out you been dreaming " jealousy is a horrible thing | |||
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"my fuck buddy has cum 35 times so far tonight should i let him have a rest ??????? wait till the alarm clock goes off amd you find out you been dreaming jealousy is a horrible thing" show off!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol | |||
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"In my dim and distant youth I did manage to orgasm 9 times in 14 hours.... but after that I couldnt touch my cock for about a week .... ouch!! More recently, having been lucky enough to spend the night with two ladies after playing in a club, I managed to keep going until 7am, and came about 7 times in total. I dont think a guy could stand coming that often for so long. " were u wanking or having sex ?? | |||
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"right for all the ppl who think hes a faker. we did it doggy style on the edge of the bed, he came a few times in side me and when he pulled out it was like i had wet myself there was so much cum running out of me,like a river i stood there for ten mins while it run out of me there were wet foot prints on the floor where i had been stood. boy what a night cant wait till next time " "A few times" is hardly 35... | |||
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"right for all the ppl who think hes a faker. we did it doggy style on the edge of the bed, he came a few times in side me and when he pulled out it was like i had wet myself there was so much cum running out of me,like a river i stood there for ten mins while it run out of me there were wet foot prints on the floor where i had been stood. boy what a night cant wait till next time " Oh well thats proof conclusive then... Silly old us having doubts you'd found the newest world champion.... You enjoyed it, great... Why you feel the need to tell us all you found this super stud is beyond us.. but hey, your business. Yeah right pmsl.... Anyway... I'm off to poke Jordan tonight, she's been begging me for some anal all week.. such a slapper! | |||
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"right for all the ppl who think hes a faker. we did it doggy style on the edge of the bed, he came a few times in side me and when he pulled out it was like i had wet myself there was so much cum running out of me,like a river i stood there for ten mins while it run out of me there were wet foot prints on the floor where i had been stood. boy what a night cant wait till next time Oh well thats proof conclusive then... Silly old us having doubts you'd found the newest world champion.... You enjoyed it, great... Why you feel the need to tell us all you found this super stud is beyond us.. but hey, your business. Yeah right pmsl.... Anyway... I'm off to poke Jordan tonight, she's been begging me for some anal all week.. such a slapper! " you like sloppy 2nds then? pmsl | |||
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"right for all the ppl who think hes a faker. we did it doggy style on the edge of the bed, he came a few times in side me and when he pulled out it was like i had wet myself there was so much cum running out of me,like a river i stood there for ten mins while it run out of me there were wet foot prints on the floor where i had been stood. boy what a night cant wait till next time Oh well thats proof conclusive then... Silly old us having doubts you'd found the newest world champion.... You enjoyed it, great... Why you feel the need to tell us all you found this super stud is beyond us.. but hey, your business. Yeah right pmsl.... Anyway... I'm off to poke Jordan tonight, she's been begging me for some anal all week.. such a slapper! you like sloppy 2nds then? pmsl" Thats Normal surely?? | |||
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"right for all the ppl who think hes a faker. we did it doggy style on the edge of the bed, he came a few times in side me and when he pulled out it was like i had wet myself there was so much cum running out of me,like a river i stood there for ten mins while it run out of me there were wet foot prints on the floor where i had been stood. boy what a night cant wait till next time Oh well thats proof conclusive then... Silly old us having doubts you'd found the newest world champion.... You enjoyed it, great... Why you feel the need to tell us all you found this super stud is beyond us.. but hey, your business. Yeah right pmsl.... Anyway... I'm off to poke Jordan tonight, she's been begging me for some anal all week.. such a slapper! you like sloppy 2nds then? pmsl Thats Normal surely?? " possibly, I've never been in a position to find out | |||
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" Anyway... I'm off to poke Jordan tonight, she's been begging me for some anal all week.. such a slapper! you like sloppy 2nds then? pmsl Thats Normal surely?? possibly, I've never been in a position to find out " Have you got your lost sense of humour head on today lol...??? So many sad faces... | |||
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"yr not allowed a sense of humour round here....did you not learn that...??? xx" Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Seeeeee, I'm gonna try that one day..... Wake up and be a Mr Victor... | |||
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"yr not allowed a sense of humour round here....did you not learn that...??? xx Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Seeeeee, I'm gonna try that one day..... Wake up and be a Mr Victor... MELDEW!!!!! " pmsl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 xxx | |||
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"right for all the ppl who think hes a faker. we did it doggy style on the edge of the bed, he came a few times in side me and when he pulled out it was like i had wet myself there was so much cum running out of me,like a river i stood there for ten mins while it run out of me there were wet foot prints on the floor where i had been stood. boy what a night cant wait till next time " Was that your cum flowing out of you or his? only I did notice the safe sex only bit in your profile | |||
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"fallen told me that her fb is a trusted guy so she does bare back with him, and he cum about 15 times when doing her doggy style, so it was all his cum flowing out. i didnt believe it at first until i spoke to her. apartly this is normal for him, thats why she keeps going back for more lol " are u fallens P.A lol 15 ?? thought it was 35 lol | |||
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"fallen told me that her fb is a trusted guy so she does bare back with him, and he cum about 15 times when doing her doggy style, so it was all his cum flowing out. i didnt believe it at first until i spoke to her. apartly this is normal for him, thats why she keeps going back for more lol are u fallens P.A lol 15 ?? thought it was 35 lol" 15 ? 35 ? what's 20 between friends | |||
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"fallen told me that her fb is a trusted guy so she does bare back with him, and he cum about 15 times when doing her doggy style, so it was all his cum flowing out. i didnt believe it at first until i spoke to her. apartly this is normal for him, thats why she keeps going back for more lol are u fallens P.A lol 15 ?? thought it was 35 lol" lol she is a good friend, always look after my friends, he cum another 20 times in different holes i believe lol | |||
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"fallen told me that her fb is a trusted guy so she does bare back with him, and he cum about 15 times when doing her doggy style, so it was all his cum flowing out. i didnt believe it at first until i spoke to her. apartly this is normal for him, thats why she keeps going back for more lol are u fallens P.A lol 15 ?? thought it was 35 lol lol she is a good friend, always look after my friends, he cum another 20 times in different holes i believe lol" i gotta say has he ever thought about joining a curcus, cuz i dont believe a word of it, get her to film it and put it on you tube , then i might lol | |||
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"it doesnt surprise me know one belives her, you cynical lot lol " I would say the word is "realistic" rather than cynical | |||
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"So it says on a website.....When a guy ejaculates (cums), he typically releases about a teaspoon of semen. If he ejaculates often, the amount usually decreases. That's normal since it takes about five to seven days for a guy to produce a full supply of semen. So I think we can safey say no one would be paddling in a pool of spunk after even 15 cums. But then most of us already knew that " work out the sums for me please for a guy with only one tesi | |||
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"it doesnt surprise me know one belives her, you cynical lot lol " I'm not so concerned about who believes what, However I'm puzzled as to why she needs a PA to represent her on the forums. I know that it's not easy to look someone in the eye if your tellin' fibs, but .... And what in heavens name would make her think that anybody would be interested in hearing some rediculous story about someone paddling in a pool of cum ? If that was on my carpet I'd have borken his fuckin' neck not posted about it on the forum | |||
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"it doesnt surprise me know one belives her, you cynical lot lol I'm not so concerned about who believes what, However I'm puzzled as to why she needs a PA to represent her on the forums. I know that it's not easy to look someone in the eye if your tellin' fibs, but .... And what in heavens name would make her think that anybody would be interested in hearing some rediculous story about someone paddling in a pool of cum ? If that was on my carpet I'd have borken his fuckin' neck not posted about it on the forum" you cant win on here sometimes, she doesnt need a PA i just chose to speak on her behalf, because i wanted to. | |||
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"it doesnt surprise me know one belives her, you cynical lot lol I'm not so concerned about who believes what, However I'm puzzled as to why she needs a PA to represent her on the forums. I know that it's not easy to look someone in the eye if your tellin' fibs, but .... And what in heavens name would make her think that anybody would be interested in hearing some rediculous story about someone paddling in a pool of cum ? If that was on my carpet I'd have borken his fuckin' neck not posted about it on the forum you cant win on here sometimes, she doesnt need a PA i just chose to speak on her behalf, because i wanted to." Oh Very commendable And did she have a say in this as well .... or was it just your wish to 'help out' Or indeed, and I know this is a long shot, it never happens on Fabs, but you and her couldn't be one and the same person perhaps | |||
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"it doesnt surprise me know one belives her, you cynical lot lol I'm not so concerned about who believes what, However I'm puzzled as to why she needs a PA to represent her on the forums. I know that it's not easy to look someone in the eye if your tellin' fibs, but .... And what in heavens name would make her think that anybody would be interested in hearing some rediculous story about someone paddling in a pool of cum ? If that was on my carpet I'd have borken his fuckin' neck not posted about it on the forum you cant win on here sometimes, she doesnt need a PA i just chose to speak on her behalf, because i wanted to. Oh Very commendable And did she have a say in this as well .... or was it just your wish to 'help out' Or indeed, and I know this is a long shot, it never happens on Fabs, but you and her couldn't be one and the same person perhaps " it was my wish too and if you look at our profiles i think you can see we are 2 different people | |||
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"right for all the ppl who think hes a faker. we did it doggy style on the edge of the bed, he came a few times in side me and when he pulled out it was like i had wet myself there was so much cum running out of me,like a river i stood there for ten mins while it run out of me there were wet foot prints on the floor where i had been stood. boy what a night cant wait till next time Was that your cum flowing out of you or his? only I did notice the safe sex only bit in your profile " it is safe sex only, this guy is more than just a fuck buddy we are really good friends and it was his cum not mine | |||
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