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"Marriage " With you on that all the way. It should come with a bloody warning. | |||
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"Water sports! Was ok in the moment,but I stank in the pub afterwards " You laugh but it's a true story! To cut a long story short it was at the end of a porn shoot that I hadn't really enjoyed,so made it even worse | |||
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"As it says on the tin - what have you tried once but reached a rapid conclusion that you'll never EVER do it again? Can be sexual or non sexual. Me? Eat octopus. Didn't like it then sick as a dog all night. Never again! So what has gone straight 'in the bin' for you after you did it once? " Stupidly I tried escargot in France last year.. never again lol | |||
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"Marriage With you on that all the way. It should come with a bloody warning." It does,"may contain nuts" | |||
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"Marriage With you on that all the way. It should come with a bloody warning." Marriage is like a deck of cards - it starts with hearts and a diamond but ends with a club and a spade. | |||
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"Marriage With you on that all the way. It should come with a bloody warning. Marriage is like a deck of cards - it starts with hearts and a diamond but ends with a club and a spade. " Ha ha made me laugh .... Water sports... ex husband had a kink about watersports ... after 13 years of marriage ..don't even mention that to me ... | |||
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"Great Yarmouth. What a shit-hole!!" Lil yiu stepped in horse shit didn't you? I swear down on me mum m8 I will fuckin' kill you if you don't take that back. The boy racers are dickheads but w/e. Devon is better though. Want a real shit hole? Morecambe bay. | |||
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"Water sports! Was ok in the moment,but I stank in the pub afterwards " you didnt have a shower afterwards! | |||
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"Great Yarmouth. What a shit-hole!! Lil yiu stepped in horse shit didn't you? I swear down on me mum m8 I will fuckin' kill you if you don't take that back. The boy racers are dickheads but w/e. Devon is better though. Want a real shit hole? Morecambe bay." The kids enjoyed the seafront but apart from that I thought I was I Syria. Desperately shite place... Never been to Morecambe bay, and from your endorsement I guess it'd be "wise" not to go there. See what I did there?? | |||
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"Great Yarmouth. What a shit-hole!! Lil yiu stepped in horse shit didn't you? I swear down on me mum m8 I will fuckin' kill you if you don't take that back. The boy racers are dickheads but w/e. Devon is better though. Want a real shit hole? Morecambe bay. The kids enjoyed the seafront but apart from that I thought I was I Syria. Desperately shite place... Never been to Morecambe bay, and from your endorsement I guess it'd be "wise" not to go there. See what I did there?? " I must admit, it is getting a bit run down. pleasure beach is pretty decent if you're a big kid and like to go on sky drop, dodgems, win stuffed toys for the ladies in your life and stuff like that, the log flume is ace too. In july-august its open until 10pm. Morecambe bay is just filled with white trash lol. They still have a wacky warehouse ffs! So old but fuck all to do there. | |||
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"Saying 'no thank you' to men who message me*. It's getting samey being told 'its just as well, being with a cripple would be a pain in the arse anyway' *That sounded wrong. I won't be saying yes. " I knew what you meant! There's nothing as fragile as the male ego especially after a rejection! | |||
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"Saying 'no thank you' to men who message me*. It's getting samey being told 'its just as well, being with a cripple would be a pain in the arse anyway' *That sounded wrong. I won't be saying yes. I knew what you meant! There's nothing as fragile as the male ego especially after a rejection! " Exactly this! However females and couples aren't exempt from nasty messaging when they get knocked back! | |||
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"Marriage " brilliant. | |||
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"Water sports! Was ok in the moment,but I stank in the pub afterwards You laugh but it's a true story! To cut a long story short it was at the end of a porn shoot that I hadn't really enjoyed,so made it even worse " You didnt think to shower after ? | |||
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"Great Yarmouth. What a shit-hole!! Lil yiu stepped in horse shit didn't you? I swear down on me mum m8 I will fuckin' kill you if you don't take that back. The boy racers are dickheads but w/e. Devon is better though. Want a real shit hole? Morecambe bay." Oi ! It's only morecambe that's a shithole. The bay as a whole is pretty spectacular. | |||
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"Proseco. Vile stuff, nobody can seriously like that shit and are just pretending. Gayest drink ever! Give me 4 cans of tennent's super over that fucking shit any day of the week." So it's you sat on the bench at The Spot chatting all the old dears up is it | |||
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"Water sports! Was ok in the moment,but I stank in the pub afterwards You laugh but it's a true story! To cut a long story short it was at the end of a porn shoot that I hadn't really enjoyed,so made it even worse " I do laugh and that its a true story just makes it even better!! I hope you didn't touch any of the nuts on the bar | |||
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"Proseco. Vile stuff, nobody can seriously like that shit and are just pretending. Gayest drink ever! Give me 4 cans of tennent's super over that fucking shit any day of the week. So it's you sat on the bench at The Spot chatting all the old dears up is it " Don't be jealous | |||
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"As it says on the tin - what have you tried once but reached a rapid conclusion that you'll never EVER do it again? Can be sexual or non sexual. Me? Eat octopus. Didn't like it then sick as a dog all night. Never again! So what has gone straight 'in the bin' for you after you did it once? " Tinned tuna. | |||
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"Magic mushrooms in my teens. Was tripping for days. It was over 20 years ago and I still think it changed me (not necessarily for the worse but did make me feel different). " did it affect your arse cause you possess a pretty cute posterior. wink wink | |||
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"Magic mushrooms in my teens. Was tripping for days. It was over 20 years ago and I still think it changed me (not necessarily for the worse but did make me feel different). " Flashbacks | |||
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" Queuing. I'll not stand for it!" Lol | |||
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"Tomatoes! they make me gag! Eurghh!! (Not sure how to do the sick emoji) " Would be good to see you gag | |||
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"Marmite. Foul " It's delightful | |||
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"Marmite. Foul It's delightful " It's bloody dreadful | |||
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"A pussy with a fishy smell " My dear old Nan used to tell me "If it smells like chicken, keep on lickin'. If it smells like trout get the f*%# out!!" Bless her soul x | |||
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"A pussy with a fishy smell My dear old Nan used to tell me "If it smells like chicken, keep on lickin'. If it smells like trout get the f*%# out!!" Bless her soul x " She sounds like a wise women | |||
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"Brown sauce; tried once and never again" Lol Kraut's are so weird sometimes. | |||
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"Marriage With you on that all the way. It should come with a bloody warning. Marriage is like a deck of cards - it starts with hearts and a diamond but ends with a club and a spade. Ha ha made me laugh .... Water sports... ex husband had a kink about watersports ... after 13 years of marriage ..don't even mention that to me ... " watersport, watersport, watersport lol | |||
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"I wore a Liverpool football shirts once......never again. " Could be worse, could've been arsenal. | |||
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"Whisky, just don't like it at all. " Now I love it special a good malt one. | |||
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"Brown sauce; tried once and never again Lol Kraut's are so weird sometimes." oi, watch it there | |||
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"Saying 'no thank you' to men who message me*. It's getting samey being told 'its just as well, being with a cripple would be a pain in the arse anyway' *That sounded wrong. I won't be saying yes. " Seriously? What areseholes. How often do you get responses like that? | |||
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"Water sports! Was ok in the moment,but I stank in the pub afterwards you didnt have a shower afterwards! " Was think the same | |||
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"The cinnamon challenge. What a ridiculous idea that was" Try the scotch bonnet challenge now that was a silly idea never again Font know what burnt the most it going in or coming out | |||
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"Marriage " tried it twice lol | |||
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"Whisky, just don't like it at all. Now I love it special a good malt one." One of my ex bosses was a big whisky drinker. I spent one night after hours sampling his vast collection. Wasn't one I liked. | |||
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"I wore a Liverpool football shirts once......never again. Could be worse, could've been arsenal." Your not wrong. . There's Id hate to wear. (Leeds). I literally got paid for wearing LFC shirt. | |||
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"Water sports! Was ok in the moment,but I stank in the pub afterwards You laugh but it's a true story! To cut a long story short it was at the end of a porn shoot that I hadn't really enjoyed,so made it even worse I do laugh and that its a true story just makes it even better!! I hope you didn't touch any of the nuts on the bar " I'm so innocent.. I thought he meant he had been waterskiing in a smelly lake.. | |||
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"Water sports! Was ok in the moment,but I stank in the pub afterwards You laugh but it's a true story! To cut a long story short it was at the end of a porn shoot that I hadn't really enjoyed,so made it even worse I do laugh and that its a true story just makes it even better!! I hope you didn't touch any of the nuts on the bar I'm so innocent.. I thought he meant he had been waterskiing in a smelly lake.. " Ditto, mainly because I have! | |||
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"Brown sauce; tried once and never again Lol Kraut's are so weird sometimes." I'm a Brit living in Germany and still can't stand the stuff | |||
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" Queuing. I'll not stand for it!" | |||
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"Rope play, by the time he'd done tying all the knots I was more ready for a cuppa tea than shag " handcuffs next time I bet | |||
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"Rope play, by the time he'd done tying all the knots I was more ready for a cuppa tea than shag " That's just made me lol | |||
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"Marmite. Awful stuff. Mr2" I agree. It's disgusting | |||
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"Oysters x 2 ......once but never again ... " Soxy we have to stop meeting like this | |||
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"Oh and Baileys & Lime. You have a shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth while having a shot of lime. I know why its called an exploding frog now!" Lol, oh god it's just horrible. And I love baileys x | |||
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"Tomatoes! they make me gag! Eurghh!! (Not sure how to do the sick emoji) Would be good to see you gag " | |||
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"Caviar. I thought I was about to embark on a culinary journey. Instead I got gritty fish spunk. " | |||
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"Driving in central London, 6 hours of my life I won't ever get back " Seconded Also add driving in Amsterdam to that. It's probably the most stressful place I've tried driving. A horrible mix of crazy junctions, cars, bikes and pedestrians! | |||
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"Oysters x 2 ......once but never again ... Soxy we have to stop meeting like this " | |||
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"I wore a Liverpool football shirts once......never again. Could be worse, could've been arsenal. Your not wrong. . There's Id hate to wear. (Leeds). I literally got paid for wearing LFC shirt. " No need They are particularly comfortable you know! | |||
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"Bear. Had 1 on my 18..... Don't no wot it wos but it came from a black can and wos bitter and tasted like it needed 20 tuns of shooger added to it. " Was it black and gold? Sounds like skol super. It's actually not that bad as far as tramp juices go lol. | |||
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"Bear. Had 1 on my 18..... Don't no wot it wos but it came from a black can and wos bitter and tasted like it needed 20 tuns of shooger added to it. Was it black and gold? Sounds like skol super. It's actually not that bad as far as tramp juices go lol." Not Shor if the can had gold on it but the drink its self wos black to. | |||
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"Bear. Had 1 on my 18..... Don't no wot it wos but it came from a black can and wos bitter and tasted like it needed 20 tuns of shooger added to it. Was it black and gold? Sounds like skol super. It's actually not that bad as far as tramp juices go lol. Not Shor if the can had gold on it but the drink its self wos black to." Stout. | |||
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"Gin I hate it" You take that back! | |||
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"Marmite for me too but my biggest is white wine, what's the point of it? May as well drink lemonade with a shot of vinigar in it. S" Preach brother | |||
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"A pussy with a fishy smell My dear old Nan used to tell me "If it smells like chicken, keep on lickin'. If it smells like trout get the f*%# out!!" Bless her soul x " LMAO ...laughed til I started coughing Parsley sauce...bloody revolting...whoever thought parsley sauce was good to eat has no place anywhere near a kitchen!!! | |||
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"Catching my bits in my zipper...never again and trying was an accident" I once drilled my bits so you got off lucky, now I kneel over a drill lol, no perminent damage to said bits but boy was it scary to look after I had unwound everything, I was wearing my shorts at the time | |||
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"Catching my bits in my zipper...never again and trying was an accident I once drilled my bits so you got off lucky, now I kneel over a drill lol, no perminent damage to said bits but boy was it scary to look after I had unwound everything, I was wearing my shorts at the time " Mate.....ouch!!!! My legs just jumped to crossed reading that | |||
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"Bear. Had 1 on my 18..... Don't no wot it wos but it came from a black can and wos bitter and tasted like it needed 20 tuns of shooger added to it. Was it black and gold? Sounds like skol super. It's actually not that bad as far as tramp juices go lol. Not Shor if the can had gold on it but the drink its self wos black to. Stout. " Well wot ever it wos it put me off beer for life. If I have a stiff drink I drink rum and cola or sider | |||
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"Guinness. That stuff is rancid " It's a super drink doctors recommend it. It's full of goodness . Wax play tried it once didn't enjoy it. Now fire play is fun really fun. But no not wax. Not talking about the leg wax but yet again that hurts as well | |||
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"Oh and Baileys & Lime. You have a shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth while having a shot of lime. I know why its called an exploding frog now!" It's also called a 'Cemment mixer' | |||
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"Water sports! Was ok in the moment,but I stank in the pub afterwards You laugh but it's a true story! To cut a long story short it was at the end of a porn shoot that I hadn't really enjoyed,so made it even worse You didnt think to shower after ? " We had been on a boat for the shoot and the pub was on the way home.We'd stopped in for a quick couple. | |||
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"Water sports! Was ok in the moment,but I stank in the pub afterwards You laugh but it's a true story! To cut a long story short it was at the end of a porn shoot that I hadn't really enjoyed,so made it even worse I do laugh and that its a true story just makes it even better!! I hope you didn't touch any of the nuts on the bar " I sat outside cos I was pungent to say the least-bright side was my mate paid for the beers | |||
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"Marmite. Foul It's delightful " Love Marmite | |||
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"Gherkins Rimming Sweeny Todd with Johnny Depp Starting work before 9am Pernod/ Raki/ Ouzo or any aniseed drinks Going to soft play with children (torture) Butlins " You were going SO well until you mentioned Butlins. I frickin' love Butlins! Mind you I last visited as a ten year old in the days of the monorail, cable cars and Donkey Derbies on the Gaiety Green at Minehead. It might have changed since? | |||
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"As it says on the tin - what have you tried once but reached a rapid conclusion that you'll never EVER do it again? Can be sexual or non sexual. Me? Eat octopus. Didn't like it then sick as a dog all night. Never again! So what has gone straight 'in the bin' for you after you did it once? " A curry; Vindicator, to be, exact | |||
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"As it says on the tin - what have you tried once but reached a rapid conclusion that you'll never EVER do it again? Can be sexual or non sexual. Me? Eat octopus. Didn't like it then sick as a dog all night. Never again! So what has gone straight 'in the bin' for you after you did it once? A curry; Vindicator, to be, exact " Vindaloo; bloody auto-correct | |||
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