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By *quamarina1964 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Bideford

Sex lol. My top one is getting a hair in my mouth from doing a hairy blow job, lol puts me rite off lol, the other, is men leaving there bloody socks on grrrrr, yes barry u know who lol, why do men do that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used to hate it when the wife rang...

Now, as senillity advances, I keep forgetting my 19 times table...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't say I have any pet hates in particular as I'd normally have addressed any concerns long before actually playing with someone. What does leave me feeling frustrated however, is anything that interupts the natural flow of having sex, like stopping to put a condom on - although in swinging that's an essential requirement. I like things to flow seamlessly from arousal, to foreplay to sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The worst thing is getting cramp....yes, I do mean in my leg! While it can provide certain amusement for others, it blimmin' hurts!

There is a positive side to it though, and that's the "where was I?" restart to the fun and frolics!

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By *e gentle with usCouple
over a year ago

luton

When a man asks if i like something he's doing. Hell i think i make it obvious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The worst thing is getting cramp....yes, I do mean in my leg! While it can provide certain amusement for others, it blimmin' hurts!

There is a positive side to it though, and that's the "where was I?" restart to the fun and frolics!"
Ditto

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The worst thing is getting cramp....yes, I do mean in my leg! While it can provide certain amusement for others, it blimmin' hurts!

There is a positive side to it though, and that's the "where was I?" restart to the fun and frolics!"

Im the same (Mr B) but in me little toe grrrr thats a killer lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When someone I'm having sex with gets blimmin' cramp

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


" men leaving there bloody socks on grrrrr.....why do men do that lol "

To keep my feet warm.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


" men leaving there bloody socks on grrrrr.....why do men do that lol

To keep my feet warm.

"

Well, why not?

It's not as if they have much to do, compared to other parts of the anatomy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lack of motivation/enthusiasm from

a partner, nothing put you of your stride more than the feeling of them wanting to be elsewhere lol!!

Agree with the cramps, though a quick 5 min warm up can sort that out, few stretches, few star jumps (when naked of course!) etc and your good to go!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys who make weird sounds, i don't mean grunting some guys almost moooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guys who make weird sounds, i don't mean grunting some guys almost moooo "

Is a baaaaa any good??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fook faces some just make me want to laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guys who make weird sounds, i don't mean grunting some guys almost moooo "

I'm a aaaaaahhh, mmmmmmm, aaaaaahh kinda guy - depending on how long my orgasm lasts - if it's over 20 seconds you'll probably get a "fuck me you're good! mmmmmmmmm" thrown in for good measure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

+ I like to taste the salt on a woman's back when she's had a particularly vigorous session - it's kinda sweetly savoury if that makes sense.

(I find a woman's back very sexy which is why I know about the salt lol)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lack of motivation/enthusiasm from

a partner, nothing put you of your stride more than the feeling of them wanting to be elsewhere lol!!"

.... and even an over enthusiastic partner can have the same effect on me especially if you've already had a couple of encounters and you know whats coming

we've got friends that we see every now and then, and after every session I feel like I've been run over. We always have a great time, but I'm getting old now and it takes me a bit longer to get over it every time. Let's just say that she's a bit lively, and she makes me work my nuts off

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By *quamarina1964 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Bideford

Lol, glad its noot just me that gets cramp in the leg then lol, signs were getting older i guess lol

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

if the TV remote is out of reach and I miss the start of Emmerdale..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if the TV remote is out of reach and I miss the start of Emmerdale..

"

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if the TV remote is out of reach and I miss the start of Emmerdale..

"

....and when the ash tray slides off her back. Fookin annoying that is cos I have to dismount to put me fag out.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"if the TV remote is out of reach and I miss the start of Emmerdale..

....and when the ash tray slides off her back. Fookin annoying that is cos I have to dismount to put me fag out. "

aye the womenfolk want it all their own way... outrage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if the TV remote is out of reach and I miss the start of Emmerdale..

....and when the ash tray slides off her back. Fookin annoying that is cos I have to dismount to put me fag out. "

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"if the TV remote is out of reach and I miss the start of Emmerdale..

"

if the TV remote is out of reach so I can't check it is the same cock as the one in the photo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if the TV remote is out of reach and I miss the start of Emmerdale..

....and when the ash tray slides off her back. Fookin annoying that is cos I have to dismount to put me fag out. "

just pretend your a rock star and put the ciggy, butt end down in her bum crack, just like Keef Richards puts his under his guitar strings... and you can even use it as a kind of timer if you leave it alight. When it burns her arse she'll buck and throw you off, and probably bring you off at the same time

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"if the TV remote is out of reach and I miss the start of Emmerdale..

if the TV remote is out of reach so I can't check it is the same cock as the one in the photo"

just photoshop the remote bigger and use that...

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"if the TV remote is out of reach and I miss the start of Emmerdale..

....and when the ash tray slides off her back. Fookin annoying that is cos I have to dismount to put me fag out.

just pretend your a rock star and put the ciggy, butt end down in her bum crack, just like Keef Richards puts his under his guitar strings... and you can even use it as a kind of timer if you leave it alight. When it burns her arse she'll buck and throw you off, and probably bring you off at the same time

"

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"if the TV remote is out of reach and I miss the start of Emmerdale..

....and when the ash tray slides off her back. Fookin annoying that is cos I have to dismount to put me fag out. "

But.... if they are a gaper, at least you have a cup holder for your pint whilst you reach for the ash tray.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if the TV remote is out of reach and I miss the start of Emmerdale..

....and when the ash tray slides off her back. Fookin annoying that is cos I have to dismount to put me fag out.

just pretend your a rock star and put the ciggy, butt end down in her bum crack, just like Keef Richards puts his under his guitar strings... and you can even use it as a kind of timer if you leave it alight. When it burns her arse she'll buck and throw you off, and probably bring you off at the same time

"

updates profile now only meeting non smokers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i think i may be put off a little if the lady i'm meeting pulls out a cock bigger than mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if the TV remote is out of reach and I miss the start of Emmerdale..

....and when the ash tray slides off her back. Fookin annoying that is cos I have to dismount to put me fag out.

just pretend your a rock star and put the ciggy, butt end down in her bum crack, just like Keef Richards puts his under his guitar strings... and you can even use it as a kind of timer if you leave it alight. When it burns her arse she'll buck and throw you off, and probably bring you off at the same time

"

..... and she starts running round the room leaving a smoke trail just like the fookin' Red Arrows....

Fookin' 'ell, an after fuck show as well,

worra' shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Used to hate it when the wife rang...

Now, as senillity advances, I keep forgetting my 19 times table... "

come now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if the TV remote is out of reach and I miss the start of Emmerdale..

....and when the ash tray slides off her back. Fookin annoying that is cos I have to dismount to put me fag out.

just pretend your a rock star and put the ciggy, butt end down in her bum crack, just like Keef Richards puts his under his guitar strings... and you can even use it as a kind of timer if you leave it alight. When it burns her arse she'll buck and throw you off, and probably bring you off at the same time

..... and she starts running round the room leaving a smoke trail just like the fookin' Red Arrows....

Fookin' 'ell, an after fuck show as well,

worra' shag "

Stick a jostick up there as well and she can freshen the room up at the same time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The worst thing is getting cramp....yes, I do mean in my leg! While it can provide certain amusement for others, it blimmin' hurts!

There is a positive side to it though, and that's the "where was I?" restart to the fun and frolics!"

same for me too except mine is in my hip always happens at the critical momment

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