FabSwingers.com forum: If I popped round to yours for the evening...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

(Hypothetically speaking, obvs!)

What would we get up to?!

BG x

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By *atr247Man
over a year ago

around

"(Hypothetically speaking, obvs!)

What would we get up to?!

BG x"

A game of scrabble?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dinner, drinks, flirts, ride us like you stole us.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dinner, drinks, flirts, ride us like you stole us.

Sounds better than scrabble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watching the football

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By *cott73Man
over a year ago

brighton

"(Hypothetically speaking, obvs!)

What would we get up to?!

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Line of Duty. Non-negotiable.

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By *emptd2Man
over a year ago

Burgess Hill & Birmingham

"(Hypothetically speaking, obvs!)

What would we get up to?!

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I would make you a cup of tea and we'd watch song of praises together.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd get you to fill me in on what Jimi's like in bed!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"(Hypothetically speaking, obvs!)

What would we get up to?!

BG x

I would make you a cup of tea and we'd watch song of praises together.

I must introduce you to my nan!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd get you to fill me in on what Jimi's like in bed!

I'll bring the booze

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By *atr247Man
over a year ago

around

"Dinner, drinks, flirts, ride us like you stole us.

Sounds better than scrabble

Scrabble for the warm up - a little rugby tackling for desert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I might get all shy and sit in the corner and blush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A potterthon - matching pjs optional

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Netflix and chill.

And by chill I mean chill. I'm trying to watch this conspiracy theory.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think I might get all shy and sit in the corner and blush

I have a way with shy people

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By *airymagicWoman
over a year ago

goblin city

Wine in the garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Enjoy every inch of each other until the morning sun comes up?

Somebody had to say it?

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By *nimaddnessMan
over a year ago

amesbury

Strip chess.

.... Can take a while to see anything if you're wearing more than a onesie though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"(Hypothetically speaking, obvs!)

What would we get up to?!

BG x"

Start with hellos obviously, then you would be invited to derobe and place the short towel provided around your wonderful body before entering the candle lit massage room where you'd be treated to a full body massage finishing with yoni to ensure complete and full body relaxation.

Your massage complete you'd be invited to join me for homemade sushi with ice cold water to accompany, a light morsel to appease the hunger left after you massage.

Once fed, the choice of what next would be yours, I wonder what you'd like to do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dinner, drinks, flirts, ride us like you stole us.

Sounds better than scrabble

The plane ride tickets are in the post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd get you to fill me in on what Jimi's like in bed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I might get all shy and sit in the corner and blush

I have a way with shy people

be gentle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd get you to fill me in on what Jimi's like in bed!

Can I be the fly on the wall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pop into the steam room and see how hot and sweaty we can get in there

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

You can help us wash the dog, he's all sandy from going on the beach.

Then a well deserved bottle or two of vino.

Then curl up on the sofa to watch the last episode of line of duty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd get you to fill me in on what Jimi's like in bed!

Can I be the fly on the wall

Oh no, you can come too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"(Hypothetically speaking, obvs!)

What would we get up to?!

BG x"

You would be sandwiched between 2 sexy hunks like the cream between a Mcvities chocolate digest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd get you to fill me in on what Jimi's like in bed!

Can I be the fly on the wall

Oh no, you can come too!

Two girl crushes in one night

I may be turned yet lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd get you to fill me in on what Jimi's like in bed!

Can I be the fly on the wall

Oh no, you can come too!

Two girl crushes in one night

I may be turned yet lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"(Hypothetically speaking, obvs!)

What would we get up to?!

BG x"
put this way you wouldn't be sleeping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First order or business would be to call my work and convince them that I can't come in on Monday.

Then it's guests choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Discuss limits and get my hopes up before you decide I'm not the guy for you ??

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Tonight

Sofa movie and a take out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"(Hypothetically speaking, obvs!)

What would we get up to?!

BG x

You would be sandwiched between 2 sexy hunks like the cream between a Mcvities chocolate digest

Sweet talker

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"I'd get you to fill me in on what Jimi's like in bed!

Can I be the fly on the wall

Oh no, you can come too!

I'm rubbish in bed, but I will gladly drink any whiskey you might have brought.

Thanks in advance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Film, food, manicures and puppy snuggles most likely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"(Hypothetically speaking, obvs!)

What would we get up to?!

BG x

You would be sandwiched between 2 sexy hunks like the cream between a Mcvities chocolate digest

Sweet talker

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd get you to fill me in on what Jimi's like in bed!

Can I be the fly on the wall

Oh no, you can come too!

I'm rubbish in bed, but I will gladly drink any whiskey you might have brought.

Thanks in advance. "

On my way

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Netflix and chill.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do your nails and let you have a large chocolate milkshake extra cream lol

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By *urchoicenowCouple
over a year ago

Ashford

Wine and hot tub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"(Hypothetically speaking, obvs!)

What would we get up to?!

BG x"

We would be naked very quickly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"(Hypothetically speaking, obvs!)

What would we get up to?!

BG x"

I think it would be a chill with a few alcoholic beverages, film or line of duty

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London

Borrow your fat pants, the amount I'm going to end up eating and drinking today I'm gonna need them believe me

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Play 'eye spy' it's a great time filler!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prosecco and strawberries on the balcony and then into the hot tub with more drinks.

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By *andtsurreyCouple
over a year ago

Torbay

We're off out but if you could feed the cat, hoover and clean the kitchen floor that'll be awesome. Thanks

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

We would have a drink and talk about life, the universe and everything. Then see if there is a "spark".

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London

"We're off out but if you could feed the cat, hoover and clean the kitchen floor that'll be awesome. Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"(Hypothetically speaking, obvs!)

What would we get up to?!

BG x"

We wouldn't get much sleep

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"(Hypothetically speaking, obvs!)

What would we get up to?!

BG x

We would be naked very quickly

I'd arrive only wearing my coat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd get you to fill me in on what Jimi's like in bed!

Can I be the fly on the wall

Oh no, you can come too!

I'm rubbish in bed, but I will gladly drink any whiskey you might have brought.

Thanks in advance. "

Oh I was going to tell them all.

The booze is to numb the horrific memories

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd get you to fill me in on what Jimi's like in bed!

Can I be the fly on the wall

Oh no, you can come too!

I'm rubbish in bed, but I will gladly drink any whiskey you might have brought.

Thanks in advance.

Oh I was going to tell them all.

The booze is to numb the horrific memories

Not to take advantage of him in his d*unken state? Dammit!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"(Hypothetically speaking, obvs!)

What would we get up to?!

BG x

We would be naked very quickly

I'd arrive only wearing my coat

Perfect and I wait naked! We can eat and drink afterwards while we get ready for round 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A long hot soak in tub with a couple of nicely chilled beers to start with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm severely hungover so if you could just stroke my hair and tell me everything will be ok, that would be great thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"(Hypothetically speaking, obvs!)

What would we get up to?!

BG x

We would be naked very quickly

I'd arrive only wearing my coat

Perfect and I wait naked! We can eat and drink afterwards while we get ready for round 2

Food is overrated

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A long hot soak in tub with a couple of nicely chilled beers to start with

Nice

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Come early as we'll probably be watching rugby on some channel or other then we can argue over what takaway to order, after that we can do the same over what film to put on and not watch.

S&H

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm severely hungover so if you could just stroke my hair and tell me everything will be ok, that would be great thanks"

If I'm honest, I'm not great for hangover sympathy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's hash n veg for T, then we will have a bath together. After that it's Netflix n ch8ll in bed baby.

PTU xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"(Hypothetically speaking, obvs!)

What would we get up to?!

BG x"

Id show you my gold finger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walk pooch talk rugby and have a giggle

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By *aptain VMan
over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

"(Hypothetically speaking, obvs!)

What would we get up to?!

BG x"

Play twister

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"(Hypothetically speaking, obvs!)

What would we get up to?!

BG x"

Take a nice bath together

Candles

Wine

Music

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

Tonight we would open some wine, eat pizza and watch line of duty. After perv fab and look for some tasty tantalising thighs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tonight we would open some wine, eat pizza and watch line of duty. After perv fab and look for some tasty tantalising thighs.

Pizza

I'll bring the wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sup some fine wine with dark chocolate to chat a bit and share some touching while listening to some jazz. Take a playful shower. Feast on each other with 69 and more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Breakfast

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By *rwolfMan
over a year ago

bristol

Take away, movie, snuggles, and breakfast in bed

Anything else i wouldnt air on the forums

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Breakfast

Lol. Very smooth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"(Hypothetically speaking, obvs!)

What would we get up to?!

BG x"

Fuck for a few hours then watch a film in bed and eat ice cream.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd get you to fill me in on what Jimi's like in bed!

Can I be the fly on the wall

Oh no, you can come too!

I'm rubbish in bed, but I will gladly drink any whiskey you might have brought.

Thanks in advance.

Oh I was going to tell them all.

The booze is to numb the horrific memories

Not to take advantage of him in his d*unken state? Dammit!! "

Oh, is Jimi coming too!? I'd better shave my legs!

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

We'd have dinner then early bedtime. You'd only get to meet me, cos angel's at work and no funny business, cos i've got to be up at 02:30 stupid o clock in the morning for work. Or maybe you could stay up and have rub out on the sofa with angel, when she gets in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we would perform the outstanding task - then eat - then whatever happens with my no. 1 we will keep to ourselves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd cook you a nice Irish stew and some Champ. All swilled down with some Poitin. I'd then ask you to join me to relax in my hot tub with a glass of whatever you would like. I might also ask you what Jimi is is like

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

You could enjoy my superb company whilst feasting on the Moussaka that I am now in the process of preparing. A bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon is waiting for your imminent arrival and I have some Belgian chocolates to nibble on. The music would be left to your discretion

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd cook you a nice Irish stew and some Champ. All swilled down with some Poitin. I'd then ask you to join me to relax in my hot tub with a glass of whatever you would like. I might also ask you what Jimi is is like

Poor Jimi!

Poitín, I'd be loaded!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably eat Tangfastics while you watch the rugby. Perfect evening for both of us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well if I did manage to get your beautiful body round my house definitely wouldn't be sitting down watching tv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'd spend the evening trying to get my dogs off your back. They love a guest.

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By *andomfodCouple
over a year ago

walsall

Drinks, food, flirting and seeing how bi curious you really are between us

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By *atr247Man
over a year ago

around

"You'd spend the evening trying to get my dogs off your back. They love a guest. "

You would also have confirmation that the slippers are white and not pink !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You'd spend the evening trying to get my dogs off your back. They love a guest.

You would also have confirmation that the slippers are white and not pink !!"

And I would get a written testimony!

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"(Hypothetically speaking, obvs!)

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you could do the ironing hovering polishing and the other housework chores while I put my feet up with a beer and what the footy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You'd spend the evening trying to get my dogs off your back. They love a guest.

You would also have confirmation that the slippers are white and not pink !!

And I would get a written testimony! "

I would nail it to your verification!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Probably eat Tangfastics while you watch the rugby. Perfect evening for both of us

If Munster are up at half time, I'll throw in a bj!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably eat Tangfastics while you watch the rugby. Perfect evening for both of us

If Munster are up at half time, I'll throw in a bj!"

Oh lovely. I can just bury my face between your legs while you're watching the second half

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drink and talk about all the fellow forumites to begin with!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We'd be shooting shorts all night. Listening to music.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Drink and talk about all the fellow forumites to begin with!

That would be hilarious

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Probably eat Tangfastics while you watch the rugby. Perfect evening for both of us

If Munster are up at half time, I'll throw in a bj!

Oh lovely. I can just bury my face between your legs while you're watching the second half "

Now *that's* a perfect evening

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

Dinner and then an evening walk in the woods and then off to the cinema your choice of movie and back to the local for a few drinks your choice again and then home to chat and then bed and then we all lived happily ever after xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chinese, some cheap plonk and snuggled on the sofa watching cheap tv

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By *atr247Man
over a year ago

around

"Probably eat Tangfastics while you watch the rugby. Perfect evening for both of us

If Munster are up at half time, I'll throw in a bj!

Oh lovely. I can just bury my face between your legs while you're watching the second half

Now *that's* a perfect evening

As long as Munster win

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Probably eat Tangfastics while you watch the rugby. Perfect evening for both of us

If Munster are up at half time, I'll throw in a bj!

Oh lovely. I can just bury my face between your legs while you're watching the second half

Now *that's* a perfect evening

As long as Munster win"

I don't mind, I'm winning anyway!

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