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By *ugby 123 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

I was busy doing the oven ( I know, what an exciting life it is today) and saw someone walking up the path with a big bag on his shoulder.

I assumed he was going to try and sell me something I didn't need but would feel guilty as he is only trying to make a few bob so I would buy it anyway, so I ignored him when he rang the bell.

He then rang a further two times, so I shouted out " I don't want anything thanks " He then told me off and said " well you could have answered the bell and told me that, you are ignorant" and flounced down the path !!

My real life is merging into Fabswingers !!

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

lol ruggers

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I hope you followed him up the path and deleted and blocked him

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

pmsl hope hes going to report you

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By *ugby 123 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo


"I hope you followed him up the path and deleted and blocked him "

I couldn't, by the time I had got the rubber gloves off he had already blocked me !!

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By *ugby 123 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo


"pmsl hope hes going to report you "

Probably as a fake scrubber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe he decided to mass annoy someone else.

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Copying and pasting himself all over Derbyshire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

don't let it bother you Ruggers, was just another guy wanting you to help him empty his sack

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By *ugby 123 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tsk...don't you know manners cost nothing?!! You could have taken time to tell him "thanks, but no thanks!"

You'll be saying you have 100s of people knocking on your door on a daily basis and you couldn't possibly answer them all next...honestly, some people!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wanna buy any dish brushes, rubber gloves, scourers etc? seens as you wouldnt answer the door I thought I would collar you on here!

(doing the dishes in your undies gave me a hint where to find you!)

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By *ire hydrantMan
over a year ago

enfield

uh huh ruggers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tsk...don't you know manners cost nothing?!! You could have taken time to tell him "thanks, but no thanks!"

You'll be saying you have 100s of people knocking on your door on a daily basis and you couldn't possibly answer them all next...honestly, some people! "

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By *ugby 123 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo


"wanna buy any dish brushes, rubber gloves, scourers etc? seens as you wouldnt answer the door I thought I would collar you on here!

(doing the dishes in your undies gave me a hint where to find you!) "

Wrong door, I had rubber gloves on not just me undies.

Seems you have been knocked back twice today !!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Rugga if he comes back and asks to be your friend wait until he has left your door then say yes. That way you can look at his bottom before he turns round and if you don't like him just delete his face with a hammer or something.

I hadn't really thought this through before I typed it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"wanna buy any dish brushes, rubber gloves, scourers etc? seens as you wouldnt answer the door I thought I would collar you on here!

(doing the dishes in your undies gave me a hint where to find you!)

Wrong door, I had rubber gloves on not just me undies.

Seems you have been knocked back twice today !! "

Ouch!! Rubber gloves on . . . . . . looked more like you had been pinching chips out of the fryer while it was on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He will be back tomorrow as a couple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He will be back tomorrow as a couple "

Or some sexy 20 something girl willing to do anything as long as you share your pictures with him . . . er er . . . I mean her!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He will be back tomorrow as a couple "

He won't be bringing his Mrs with him though

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Timewaster

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

Not to worry will be back tomorrow with a "whats wrong with me" thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First prize goes to everyone in ere for making the most humorous thread I have read in ages !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I havent laughed as much in ages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was busy doing the oven ( I know, what an exciting life it is today) and saw someone walking up the path with a big bag on his shoulder.

I assumed he was going to try and sell me something I didn't need but would feel guilty as he is only trying to make a few bob so I would buy it anyway, so I ignored him when he rang the bell.

He then rang a further two times, so I shouted out " I don't want anything thanks " He then told me off and said " well you could have answered the bell and told me that, you are ignorant" and flounced down the path !!

My real life is merging into Fabswingers !! "

Does that class you as a 'timewaster'? lol

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall


"I was busy doing the oven ( I know, what an exciting life it is today) and saw someone walking up the path with a big bag on his shoulder.

I assumed he was going to try and sell me something I didn't need but would feel guilty as he is only trying to make a few bob so I would buy it anyway, so I ignored him when he rang the bell.

He then rang a further two times, so I shouted out " I don't want anything thanks " He then told me off and said " well you could have answered the bell and told me that, you are ignorant" and flounced down the path !!

My real life is merging into Fabswingers !! "

Youre right... sometimes Fab does make you want to put your head in the oven

Mistress x

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By *ornyHorwichCpl aka HHCCouple
over a year ago

horwich


"I was busy doing the oven ( I know, what an exciting life it is today) and saw someone walking up the path with a big bag on his shoulder.

I assumed he was going to try and sell me something I didn't need but would feel guilty as he is only trying to make a few bob so I would buy it anyway, so I ignored him when he rang the bell.

He then rang a further two times, so I shouted out " I don't want anything thanks " He then told me off and said " well you could have answered the bell and told me that, you are ignorant" and flounced down the path !!

My real life is merging into Fabswingers !!

Does that class you as a 'timewaster'? lol "

No he is the timewaster. Wasting Ruggers time. She could have missed a spot in the oven because of him that will now never get scrubbed off.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

so as if this poor guys lot,isn't bad enough.

he sells stuff,door to door,could it get any worse,rejection is all he knows.

his wife probably see's him as one of life's failures.

in fact she's probably shagging his more successful,best mate.

more than likely,his own mother,and father,feel so ashamed.they tell people,they dont have a son.

all this is bad enough,but most people,at least have the manners,to open the door,and reject him face to face.

he must be suicidal tonight,you rejected him,with the equivalent of a,fuck off,and you didn't even,deem him important enough,to open the door,to do so.

shame on you ruggers,i hope this makes you think twice.before treating some other poor bloke,in this ignorant,and shabby manner,tut tut tut.

now having said all that.

do ya fancy a shag.

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By *ugby 123 OP   Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"so as if this poor guys lot,isn't bad enough.

he sells stuff,door to door,could it get any worse,rejection is all he knows.

his wife probably see's him as one of life's failures.

in fact she's probably shagging his more successful,best mate.

more than likely,his own mother,and father,feel so ashamed.they tell people,they dont have a son.

all this is bad enough,but most people,at least have the manners,to open the door,and reject him face to face.

he must be suicidal tonight,you rejected him,with the equivalent of a,fuck off,and you didn't even,deem him important enough,to open the door,to do so.

shame on you ruggers,i hope this makes you think twice.before treating some other poor bloke,in this ignorant,and shabby manner,tut tut tut.

now having said all that.

do ya fancy a shag.

"

Poor sod, after a day of trying to flog his wares, comes home to wank to pics on Fab and notices a thread started about him.

Think the Mods should pull this thread...ooh!

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"so as if this poor guys lot,isn't bad enough.

he sells stuff,door to door,could it get any worse,rejection is all he knows.

his wife probably see's him as one of life's failures.

in fact she's probably shagging his more successful,best mate.

more than likely,his own mother,and father,feel so ashamed.they tell people,they dont have a son.

all this is bad enough,but most people,at least have the manners,to open the door,and reject him face to face.

he must be suicidal tonight,you rejected him,with the equivalent of a,fuck off,and you didn't even,deem him important enough,to open the door,to do so.

shame on you ruggers,i hope this makes you think twice.before treating some other poor bloke,in this ignorant,and shabby manner,tut tut tut.

now having said all that.

do ya fancy a shag.

Poor sod, after a day of trying to flog his wares, comes home to wank to pics on Fab and notices a thread started about him.

Think the Mods should pull this thread...ooh! "

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By *ugby 123 OP   Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Ok salesman, show your wares if you are here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ruggers is a scrubber??? Well I never.

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By *ugby 123 OP   Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"Ok salesman, show your wares if you are here "

lol

i'll just go and cut him down.

at least he wont need to suffer any more rejection.

wait a minute,he's left a note.

it just says,she didnt even answer the door.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Poor sod, after a day of trying to flog his wares, comes home to wank to pics on Fab and notices a thread started about him.

Think the Mods should pull this thread...ooh! "

Don't hold your breath... clearly too busy on their hands and knees to notice nor care

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

ya b****** ruggers,where's my emergency stash.

sorry,sorry,sorry,sorry,sorry,sorry.

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