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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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Drinks anyone?

Bikini, hot tub and cocktails is happening here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont have a bikini can i get in naked?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I dont have a bikini can i get in naked?"

Yes

I'm feeling sexual

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

Bombay Sapphire & Tonic with a wedge of lime and 3 cubes of ice please sweetie xx

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Bombay Sapphire & Tonic with a wedge of lime and 3 cubes of ice please sweetie xx

Yes my love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dont have a bikini can i get in naked?

Yes

I'm feeling sexual

Oh good!! Ive got sambuca with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooo cocktails, can I have a pornstar martini please. Just going to put my costume on x

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I dont have a bikini can i get in naked?

Yes

I'm feeling sexual

Oh good!! Ive got sambuca with me

I've got a lot of alcohol.

I'm going to be squiffy and fun this evening.

Flirty McDirty

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Please may I have a fruity cider. I'm feeling a little fragile from last night

and a comfy chair

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Ooo cocktails, can I have a pornstar martini please. Just going to put my costume on x

Yes you can

P.s...where are all the men?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Please may I have a fruity cider. I'm feeling a little fragile from last night

and a comfy chair

Of course you may, comfy corner to the left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll accept the cocktails but I look like Daffyd Thomas in a bikini so I'll go with a more manly ensemble

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Please may I have a fruity cider. I'm feeling a little fragile from last night

and a comfy chair

Of course you may, comfy corner to the left

Perfect

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I'll accept the cocktails but I look like Daffyd Thomas in a bikini so I'll go with a more manly ensemble

Mankini

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

"Bombay Sapphire & Tonic with a wedge of lime and 3 cubes of ice please sweetie xx

Yes my love

Thank you... Got my bikini on too specially for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Drinks anyone?

Bikini, hot tub and cocktails is happening here.

Not sure if I could pull off looking good in a bikini

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any rum and going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll accept the cocktails but I look like Daffyd Thomas in a bikini so I'll go with a more manly ensemble

Mankini

Good lord no, I wouldn't inflict that view on anyone.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Bombay Sapphire & Tonic with a wedge of lime and 3 cubes of ice please sweetie xx

Yes my love

Thank you... Got my bikini on too specially for you

I'll get mine on now

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Bikini on and ready for a drink or two. I'll bring vodka

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dont have a bikini can i get in naked?"

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Mojito please and I have my shorts on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooo cocktails, can I have a pornstar martini please. Just going to put my costume on x

Yes you can

P.s...where are all the men?"

Don't know, we need to put a call out x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooo cocktails, can I have a pornstar martini please. Just going to put my costume on x

Yes you can

P.s...where are all the men?"

Room for one here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have me bits out. Is that good enough?

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By *ristol HellfireMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

.s...where are all the men?"

We're all doing housework; 'I want to break free'.

Be finished in an hour or so and then some Swarfega to get most of the grime off the hands, a half can spray of Lynx to offset the BO, and a check of the underpants.

I'd love to order a Bloody Mary with lime, Tabasco, Worcestershire Sauce Memphis Barbeque bitters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now this is a party!!!

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By *ill74Man
over a year ago

New forest area

"Ooo cocktails, can I have a pornstar martini please. Just going to put my costume on x

Yes you can

P.s...where are all the men?"

I've gone to get the ice. Save some room for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll just go look for my swim shorts

In the mean time, I'll have an old fashioned if you'd be so kind.

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By *mooth shaftMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Do you accept mankinis and cocktails?

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

Tequila please while I have a look around xx

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Bikini on and ready for a drink or two. I'll bring vodka

Yeah baby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooo cocktails, can I have a pornstar martini please. Just going to put my costume on x

Yes you can

P.s...where are all the men?"

Be there after my shift finishes, any nibbles on offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are there any nice nibbles around?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm driving tonight so lemonade and lime for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice rum and on ice

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

Something with a lingering aftertaste that I can savour.

Can I have a head on mine too please?

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Ooo cocktails, can I have a pornstar martini please. Just going to put my costume on x

Yes you can

P.s...where are all the men?

Be there after my shift finishes, any nibbles on offer

Bring some nuts with you

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Now this is a party!!!

Are you going to be in charge of the music?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could I have a nice chilled glass of white wine please?

And any space in the tub? Not feeling very happy right now and I'm sure that will help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pint of Snake bite and black with a depth charger and tequila chaser. Twice. I've had the kids all day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*slips in and orders a rum&

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooo cocktails, can I have a pornstar martini please. Just going to put my costume on x

Yes you can

P.s...where are all the men?

Be there after my shift finishes, any nibbles on offer

Bring some nuts with you"

You're nuts enough already

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I've been at work all day so I'd like a gin based cocktail and some nekkidness pls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Biggest strongest drink you have please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red Stag straight up please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh a glass of red wine and a maze based snack please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I look shit in a bikini but I'll have a prosecco please

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Ooo cocktails, can I have a pornstar martini please. Just going to put my costume on x

Yes you can

P.s...where are all the men?

Be there after my shift finishes, any nibbles on offer

Bring some nuts with you

You're nuts enough already

You can never have too many nuts!

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Red Stag straight up please

Can you get straight up me please?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I look shit in a bikini but I'll have a prosecco please

Ok I'll bring bubbles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give me a double of anything!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooo cocktails, can I have a pornstar martini please. Just going to put my costume on x

Yes you can

P.s...where are all the men?

Be there after my shift finishes, any nibbles on offer

Bring some nuts with you

You're nuts enough already

You can never have too many nuts!

Well that's good to know as I've got three

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Bikini Removed by poster at 29/04/17 18:10:59]"

Things are livening up

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Ooo cocktails, can I have a pornstar martini please. Just going to put my costume on x

Yes you can

P.s...where are all the men?

Be there after my shift finishes, any nibbles on offer

Bring some nuts with you

You're nuts enough already

You can never have too many nuts!

Well that's good to know as I've got three

Salted I hope!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Red Stag straight up please

Can you get straight up me please?"

anytime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I look shit in a bikini but I'll have a prosecco please

Ok I'll bring bubbles "

Tee hee...bubbles are tickling

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Ok....I'll get my own

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

Sorry I'm late, room for one more?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooo I wanna drink

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Ooo I wanna drink

I've got vodka. Could do with some cocktail waiters round here...

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

"Ooo I wanna drink

I've got vodka. Could do with some cocktail waiters round here..."

I'll offer my services

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Ooo I wanna drink

I've got vodka. Could do with some cocktail waiters round here...

I'll offer my services

Excellent. No need for a uniform...just as you are will do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooo a Kir Royale would go down a treat right now .... bubbly in a bubbly hot tub... how lovely

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

Nothing for me thanks, Its hard enough trying to focus in on your avatar as it is

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

"Ooo I wanna drink

I've got vodka. Could do with some cocktail waiters round here...

I'll offer my services

Excellent. No need for a uniform...just as you are will do

As you wish, now who needs service?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whose foot was that?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooo I wanna drink

I've got vodka. Could do with some cocktail waiters round here...

I'll offer my services

Excellent. No need for a uniform...just as you are will do

As you wish, now who needs service?"

Me please

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

"Ooo I wanna drink

I've got vodka. Could do with some cocktail waiters round here...

I'll offer my services

Excellent. No need for a uniform...just as you are will do

As you wish, now who needs service?

Me please

On my way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooo I wanna drink

I've got vodka. Could do with some cocktail waiters round here...

I'll offer my services

Excellent. No need for a uniform...just as you are will do

As you wish, now who needs service?

Me please

On my way

Grrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Margaritas please. Please note the intentional plural.

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

Can I get anyone anything?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I get anyone anything? "

Maybe. Do you have limits?

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

"Can I get anyone anything?

Maybe. Do you have limits?

Always willing to push them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I get anyone anything?

Maybe. Do you have limits?

Always willing to push them

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

I have some rope with me, I need some will helpers so I can learn to tie knots

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By *iablo por la NocheMan
over a year ago

Under your bed

Disaronno

Fresh crushed lime

Ice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Butterbeer please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Butterbeer please

Eww that stuff is too sweet.

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

"I look shit in a bikini but I'll have a prosecco please

I read that too quickly and was rather shocked as I didn't see the word 'look'. Relieved to be not so shocked after a second reading.

I think I'd need more than a Prosecco if I'd shit in a bikini!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I look shit in a bikini but I'll have a prosecco please

I read that too quickly and was rather shocked as I didn't see the word 'look'. Relieved to be not so shocked after a second reading.

I think I'd need more than a Prosecco if I'd shit in a bikini! "

Ha ha. .no. ..fortunately that's never happened!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Butterbeer please

Eww that stuff is too sweet. "

I've no idea what it was but I quite liked it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have a bikini

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like heaven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't have a bikini

You're fine as you are pp.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't have a bikini

You're fine as you are pp.

That's OK then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't have a bikini

You're fine as you are pp.

That's OK then

Just bring those maltesers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't have a bikini

You're fine as you are pp.

That's OK then

Just bring those maltesers

Everybody wants my chocolate balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't have a bikini

You're fine as you are pp.

That's OK then

Just bring those maltesers

Everybody wants my chocolate balls

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By *ranimallxl5Man
over a year ago

Winchester

This is just lies. Lies x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Drinks anyone?

Bikini, hot tub and cocktails is happening here.

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can have beer instead of cocktail ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't have a bikini

You're fine as you are pp.

That's OK then

Just bring those maltesers

Everybody wants my chocolate balls

What?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't have a bikini

You're fine as you are pp.

That's OK then

Just bring those maltesers

Everybody wants my chocolate balls

What?

Who said I want chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any spicy lamb pizza up in this mofo?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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Honey is hanging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm fucked . Alcohol fucked and having to hold back my thoughts on the squirting thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Honey is hanging "

I will be tomorrow. At the moment I'm alcohol fucked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm fucked . Alcohol fucked and having to hold back my thoughts on the squirting thread. "

Go for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Honey is hanging "

Taking about one's self in the third person is normally a great indication of that be safe fs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm fucked . Alcohol fucked and having to hold back my thoughts on the squirting thread. "

Scroll past it. Give him enough rope. His chances of getting a meet are going downhill x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any spicy lamb pizza up in this mofo? "

I have been given a platter to take home, to soak up the alcohol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Honey is hanging

I will be tomorrow. At the moment I'm alcohol fucked "

Yer aff it fs.

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By *ymeCouple
over a year ago

winchester

who wears bikini in a hot tub always naked !

don't want foreign chemicals in the water

unless its human type

mines a large of whatever boobs ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm fucked . Alcohol fucked and having to hold back my thoughts on the squirting thread.

Scroll past it. Give him enough rope. His chances of getting a meet are going downhill x "

What annoys me is the ignorance. Women's bodies are being wrecked because of the fucking phenomenon surrounding squirting. Why can't people just enjoy sex?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Honey is hanging

I will be tomorrow. At the moment I'm alcohol fucked

Yer aff it fs. "

Suck my cunt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Honey is hanging

I will be tomorrow. At the moment I'm alcohol fucked

Yer aff it fs.

Suck my cunt!

This just in........ Naw

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By *ymeCouple
over a year ago

winchester

"Honey is hanging

I will be tomorrow. At the moment I'm alcohol fucked

Yer aff it fs.

Suck my cunt!

would prefer to lick it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm fucked . Alcohol fucked and having to hold back my thoughts on the squirting thread.

Scroll past it. Give him enough rope. His chances of getting a meet are going downhill x

What annoys me is the ignorance. Women's bodies are being wrecked because of the fucking phenomenon surrounding squirting. Why can't people just enjoy sex?"

It's all an ego thing. Sex isn't supposed to be a competition but some see it as such. But there's an equal amount of women that buy into it as well x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm fucked . Alcohol fucked and having to hold back my thoughts on the squirting thread.

Scroll past it. Give him enough rope. His chances of getting a meet are going downhill x

What annoys me is the ignorance. Women's bodies are being wrecked because of the fucking phenomenon surrounding squirting. Why can't people just enjoy sex?

It's all an ego thing. Sex isn't supposed to be a competition but some see it as such. But there's an equal amount of women that buy into it as well x "

That fucks it up for other women, like me. Who have to waste time re-educating men about fucking properly

Fortunately, for us, there are men (intelligent ones)who don't watch porn and use their brains.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Honey is hanging

I will be tomorrow. At the moment I'm alcohol fucked

Yer aff it fs.

Suck my cunt!

would prefer to lick it "

Lick and suck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm fucked . Alcohol fucked and having to hold back my thoughts on the squirting thread.

Scroll past it. Give him enough rope. His chances of getting a meet are going downhill x

What annoys me is the ignorance. Women's bodies are being wrecked because of the fucking phenomenon surrounding squirting. Why can't people just enjoy sex?

It's all an ego thing. Sex isn't supposed to be a competition but some see it as such. But there's an equal amount of women that buy into it as well x

That fucks it up for other women, like me. Who have to waste time re-educating men about fucking properly

Fortunately, for us, there are men (intelligent ones)who don't watch porn and use their brains. "

Yes, unfortunately can't change the world. Can only hope we meet the ones who's brain is in their heads and not their cocks x

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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I'm so excited and I just can't hide it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm so excited and I just can't hide it"

Feel free to lose control and not hide it

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"I'm so excited and I just can't hide it"

Are you about to lose control and you just can't hide it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm so excited and I just can't hide it"

Why am I now thinking of chocolate?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did I miss all the fun!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm so excited and I just can't hide it

Why am I now thinking of chocolate?"

It's that crunchie feeling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Drinks anyone?

Bikini, hot tub and cocktails is happening here.

Phwoaarrrr.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm so excited and I just can't hide it

Why am I now thinking of chocolate?

It's that crunchie feeling

Thank crunchie for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm so excited and I just can't hide it

Why am I now thinking of chocolate?

It's that crunchie feeling

Thank crunchie for that

You can have the crunchie, I'll have a lollipop x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm so excited and I just can't hide it

Why am I now thinking of chocolate?

It's that crunchie feeling

Thank crunchie for that

You can have the crunchie, I'll have a lollipop x

Take your pick. I have many flavours all waiting to be sucked

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over a year ago

"I'm so excited and I just can't hide it

Why am I now thinking of chocolate?

It's that crunchie feeling

Thank crunchie for that

You can have the crunchie, I'll have a lollipop x

Take your pick. I have many flavours all waiting to be sucked"

I'll have the one at the front. I like a good suck

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over a year ago

"I'm so excited and I just can't hide it

Why am I now thinking of chocolate?

It's that crunchie feeling

Thank crunchie for that

You can have the crunchie, I'll have a lollipop x

Take your pick. I have many flavours all waiting to be sucked

I'll have the one at the front. I like a good suck

it's yours

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over a year ago

"I'm so excited and I just can't hide it

Why am I now thinking of chocolate?

It's that crunchie feeling

Thank crunchie for that

You can have the crunchie, I'll have a lollipop x

Take your pick. I have many flavours all waiting to be sucked

I'll have the one at the front. I like a good suck

it's yours "

Can I unwrap it first

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over a year ago

"I'm so excited and I just can't hide it

Why am I now thinking of chocolate?

It's that crunchie feeling

Thank crunchie for that

You can have the crunchie, I'll have a lollipop x

Take your pick. I have many flavours all waiting to be sucked

I'll have the one at the front. I like a good suck

it's yours

Can I unwrap it first

feel free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm so excited and I just can't hide it

Why am I now thinking of chocolate?

It's that crunchie feeling

Thank crunchie for that

You can have the crunchie, I'll have a lollipop x

Take your pick. I have many flavours all waiting to be sucked

I'll have the one at the front. I like a good suck

it's yours

Can I unwrap it first

feel free"

Oh feel it as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can have the crunchie, I'll have a lollipop x

Take your pick. I have many flavours all waiting to be sucked

I'll have the one at the front. I like a good suck

it's yours

Can I unwrap it first

feel free

Oh feel it as well

You certainly will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just been wrestling with a wayward dishwasher... yep, hit me with a big fuck off Old Fashioned

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over a year ago

"You can have the crunchie, I'll have a lollipop x

Take your pick. I have many flavours all waiting to be sucked

I'll have the one at the front. I like a good suck

it's yours

Can I unwrap it first

feel free

Oh feel it as well

You certainly will

Mmmm I look forward to that x

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over a year ago

"You can have the crunchie, I'll have a lollipop x

Take your pick. I have many flavours all waiting to be sucked

I'll have the one at the front. I like a good suck

it's yours

Can I unwrap it first

feel free

Oh feel it as well

You certainly will

Mmmm I look forward to that x

This sounds like a fun evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can have the crunchie, I'll have a lollipop x

Take your pick. I have many flavours all waiting to be sucked

I'll have the one at the front. I like a good suck

it's yours

Can I unwrap it first

feel free

Oh feel it as well

You certainly will

Mmmm I look forward to that x

This sounds like a fun evening

Oh very fun x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can have the crunchie, I'll have a lollipop x

Take your pick. I have many flavours all waiting to be sucked

I'll have the one at the front. I like a good suck

it's yours

Can I unwrap it first

feel free

Oh feel it as well

You certainly will

Mmmm I look forward to that x

This sounds like a fun evening

Oh very fun x

Need a photographer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can have the crunchie, I'll have a lollipop x

Take your pick. I have many flavours all waiting to be sucked

I'll have the one at the front. I like a good suck

it's yours

Can I unwrap it first

feel free

Oh feel it as well

You certainly will

Mmmm I look forward to that x

This sounds like a fun evening

Oh very fun x

Need a photographer?

Oooo naughty x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can have the crunchie, I'll have a lollipop x

Take your pick. I have many flavours all waiting to be sucked

I'll have the one at the front. I like a good suck

it's yours

Can I unwrap it first

feel free

Oh feel it as well

You certainly will

Mmmm I look forward to that x

This sounds like a fun evening

Oh very fun x

Need a photographer?

Oooo naughty x "

But your interested in the thought

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"You can have the crunchie, I'll have a lollipop x

Take your pick. I have many flavours all waiting to be sucked

I'll have the one at the front. I like a good suck

it's yours

Can I unwrap it first

feel free

Oh feel it as well

You certainly will

Mmmm I look forward to that x

This sounds like a fun evening

Oh very fun x

Need a photographer?

Oooo naughty x "

Reckon you might need some knee pads too lol

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over a year ago

"You can have the crunchie, I'll have a lollipop x

Take your pick. I have many flavours all waiting to be sucked

I'll have the one at the front. I like a good suck

it's yours

Can I unwrap it first

feel free

Oh feel it as well

You certainly will

Mmmm I look forward to that x

This sounds like a fun evening

Oh very fun x

Need a photographer?

Oooo naughty x

Reckon you might need some knee pads too lol

I couldn't possibly comment on that

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By *norksterMan
over a year ago

Darlington and beyond

I've just finished a bottle of Shiraz on my own, twas a strong un so a bit heady now, giz a good single malt to see me off..

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over a year ago

"You can have the crunchie, I'll have a lollipop x

Take your pick. I have many flavours all waiting to be sucked

I'll have the one at the front. I like a good suck

it's yours

Can I unwrap it first

feel free

Oh feel it as well

You certainly will

Mmmm I look forward to that x

This sounds like a fun evening

Oh very fun x

Need a photographer?

Oooo naughty x

Reckon you might need some knee pads too lol

I couldn't possibly comment on that

Damn shame you don't want a single guy

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over a year ago

Yep

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over a year ago

"You can have the crunchie, I'll have a lollipop x

Take your pick. I have many flavours all waiting to be sucked

I'll have the one at the front. I like a good suck

it's yours

Can I unwrap it first

feel free

Oh feel it as well

You certainly will

Mmmm I look forward to that x

This sounds like a fun evening

Oh very fun x

Need a photographer?

Oooo naughty x

Reckon you might need some knee pads too lol

I couldn't possibly comment on that

Damn shame you don't want a single guy

Aww, sorry

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I'm so excited and I just can't hide it

Why am I now thinking of chocolate?"

Look what you do to me

You got me burning up

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Drinks anyone?

Bikini, hot tub and cocktails is happening here.

Phwoaarrrr."

Hello babeee

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over a year ago

"I'm so excited and I just can't hide it

Why am I now thinking of chocolate?

Look what you do to me

You got me burning up "

I know, I know, I know, I know

I know I want you, I want you

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I'm so excited and I just can't hide it

Why am I now thinking of chocolate?

Look what you do to me

You got me burning up

I know, I know, I know, I know

I know I want you, I want you"

Monday?

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