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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hi, I'm lemon and I admit to being a total lightweight when it comes to consuming alcohol. 3 bottles of cider and I feel decidedly yucky or it may be the two slices of cock cake I consumed alongside said cider. So who else is a lightweight?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't drink at all now, but when I did it didn't take me much before I was very tipsy.

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach

No, not really. I do pretty well on alcohol (especially gin).

But tell us more about the cock cake?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two glasses of wine and i feel rough.

I think i'm allergic to grapes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No, not really. I do pretty well on alcohol (especially gin).

But tell us more about the cock cake?!"

It was an actual cake not a selection of cocks for me to eat, which was a shame. Two bottles gets me feeling naughty three was a mistake!

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

Yep...a couple of drinks and I'm squiffy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Two glasses of wine and i feel rough.

I think i'm allergic to grapes "

I can't drink wine anymore for the very same reason

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my youth I was able to consume alcohol like it was going out of fashion and never got hungover..

These days I barely drink, maybe the odd gin fizz every so often but mostly I can't be bothered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a lightweight with alcohol now as well. Don't drink that often so that more than likely doesn't help. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"3 bottles of cider and I feel decidedly yucky "

"Lightweight"....lol 3 bottles of Cider... is it just me or does that sound like a fucking lot..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a self proclaimed lightweight. Only drink when l go out on nights out so it doesn't take a lot. Cheap night I suppose

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Yep I'm a definite lightweight!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I'll find out later when I'm reunited with the girls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a lightweight however my d*unken self doesn't realise this and I forget to stop drinking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make wine for a living but surprisingly I drink very little.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"3 bottles of cider and I feel decidedly yucky

"Lightweight"....lol 3 bottles of Cider... is it just me or does that sound like a fucking lot.. "

Lol, it's still feeling like a lot at the moment! Think I might have to have a nap!

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

I haven't had a drink in almost 15 years. I imagine I'd be anyone's after a Babycham now!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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Totally a lightweight. Two drinks and I'm tactile and tipsy, 3 and I'm d*unk. It's a fine line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

l get d*unk fast but l also sober up super fast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remind to only buy in two bottles when you are at mine, rekorderlig, koppaberg or brothers?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I stop drinking when I need to get some blood back into ma alcohol system

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Remind to only buy in two bottles when you are at mine, rekorderlig, koppaberg or brothers? "

Rekordling please! It's the cake that's ruined it! Should have had my standard cuppa and peanut butter on toast before bed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nobody deserves to see me with half a shandy in me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't drink at all now but used to drink wine as if it was Ribena to the tune of 3-4 bottles a night, plus whisky on top if I wasn't at work the following day, which I'm not at all proud about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes two glasses of wine is my limit, though can drink quite a lot of champagne with no ill effects

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought I was, but over Christmas I drank excessively, both Christmas day and Boxing day. It may have been ok because I was eating a lot too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to be able to drink like Billy the Fish then gave it up for years!

Now 3 beers and I'm anybody's, add shots and I'm everybody's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I used to be able to drink like Billy the Fish then gave it up for years!

Now 3 beers and I'm anybody's, add shots and I'm everybody's "

Could come in handy in a club scenario!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Remind to only buy in two bottles when you are at mine, rekorderlig, koppaberg or brothers?

Rekordling please! It's the cake that's ruined it! Should have had my standard cuppa and peanut butter on toast before bed!"

Coming up.. its a lovely cake though haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I used to be able to drink like Billy the Fish then gave it up for years!

Now 3 beers and I'm anybody's, add shots and I'm everybody's

Could come in handy in a club scenario!"

Very handy indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can drink wine and it takes a while to affect me, anything else however and I'm a complete lightweight

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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham

I can consume vodka like a Russian (I've been told, by a Russian) but can't drink anything else.

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land


"I haven't had a drink in almost 15 years. I imagine I'd be anyone's after a Babycham now! "

*takes note*

I have quite a high tolerance and my friends joke about me drinking men under the table, although this theory has never been put to the test (nor will it). I just happen to like a glass of wine or g&t and don't fare badly for it (as a rule)

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land


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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton


"I haven't had a drink in almost 15 years. I imagine I'd be anyone's after a Babycham now!

*takes note*

I have quite a high tolerance and my friends joke about me drinking men under the table, although this theory has never been put to the test (nor will it). I just happen to like a glass of wine or g&t and don't fare badly for it (as a rule)"

Duly noted

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I thought I was, but over Christmas I drank excessively, both Christmas day and Boxing day. It may have been ok because I was eating a lot too. "

Exactly, I always eat when I'm on the pop, your stomach can't handle it otherwise and you'll feel much the worse for wear

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By *Devil77Man
over a year ago

West Midlands

I haven't touched a drop.for going on eight months now.

One bottle of anything and ill be a dribbling wreck (more so than usual!)

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I haven't touched a drop.for going on eight months now.

One bottle of anything and ill be a dribbling wreck (more so than usual!)"

What made you stop?

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By *Devil77Man
over a year ago

West Midlands


"I haven't touched a drop.for going on eight months now.

One bottle of anything and ill be a dribbling wreck (more so than usual!)

What made you stop? "

Illness at first, but now I just can't be arsed!

I'm a lemonade kinda guy now! lol

I'll have a drink again eventually, and it'll be a night out on £10

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I haven't touched a drop.for going on eight months now.

One bottle of anything and ill be a dribbling wreck (more so than usual!)

What made you stop?

Illness at first, but now I just can't be arsed!

I'm a lemonade kinda guy now! lol

I'll have a drink again eventually, and it'll be a night out on £10 "

Ah, a cheap date then

I only drink occasionally, but when I do, I tend to suffer for it the next day

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

Most of the time I'm a lightweight where alcohol is concerned but to a different degrees, how much have I eaten, the place, the company and how I'm feeling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I drive for a living so don't drink often, when I do drink it's a cheap night out or a 2 day hangover, there's no in between with me lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Now got an attack of the savoury munchies. Think I'd better avoid any meets tonight, garlic crackers and cheese

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By *Devil77Man
over a year ago

West Midlands

I've just had garlic and spicy chicken,wanna snog?

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach


"I've just had garlic and spicy chicken,wanna snog? "

Go on then. I baked garlic and herb tear and share bread earlier...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've just had garlic and spicy chicken,wanna snog?

Go on then. I baked garlic and herb tear and share bread earlier..."

Can I snog you both?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a lightweight these days... 4 or more and Im a bit squiffy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wine is my worst culprit

Gin seems to be ok....

I rarely drink so when I do I tend to get squiffy very giggly

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach


"I've just had garlic and spicy chicken,wanna snog?

Go on then. I baked garlic and herb tear and share bread earlier...

Can I snog you both?! "

A garlicky snog is always welcome. I'm also good at sharing!

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

I'm useless. Wine gives me terrible headache. Even half a glass at Christmas lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've just had garlic and spicy chicken,wanna snog?

Go on then. I baked garlic and herb tear and share bread earlier...

Can I snog you both?!

A garlicky snog is always welcome. I'm also good at sharing!"

Sharing is caring! Lol

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

Just for the sake of the thread, I thought to myself a test is required.

I looked to see what I had, Vodka!

So I started a little while ago am pleased to report after three ish (home servings) I am currently still able to type and read. OK so the typing has taken a little longer than the normal so not feeling as much of a lightweight

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