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"I do have that Friday feeling! I was a bit meh earlier and now I feel amazing once more. " I bet you feel amazing. | |||
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"These cocktails are certainly reaching cock other tail fails to reach " | |||
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"I'm still awake, getting d*unk " pour me one , i need it x | |||
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"These cocktails are certainly reaching cock other tail fails to reach " Who'd've thought they were aphrodisacal? | |||
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"These cocktails are certainly reaching cock other tail fails to reach Who'd've thought they were aphrodisacal?" We oyster know that. | |||
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"I'm still awake, getting d*unk Look who's back. " im pissed but disappear | |||
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"I'm still awake, getting d*unk pour me one , i need it x" Poor you. | |||
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"I'm still awake, getting d*unk Look who's back. im pissed but disappear " But I like your back. | |||
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"Allo Allo. Oh Retro! Good mooning. " I like good moaning. | |||
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"Allo Allo. Oh Retro! Good mooning. " is it a full moon x | |||
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"Allo Allo. Oh Retro! Good mooning. I like good moaning." Imagine hearing someone's moans before you've heard their voice? | |||
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"Evening all am I too late to join the party ? X" Never, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. Welcome to the party. | |||
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"Allo Allo. Oh Retro! Good mooning. I like good moaning. Imagine hearing someone's moans before you've heard their voice?" That would be absolute filth. | |||
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"Lana- its my best mate of 12 yrs. giod job I love her cos shes stuck me in a hideous dress! " God love her sense of humour! Have fun | |||
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"Allo Allo. Oh Retro! Good mooning. I like good moaning. Imagine hearing someone's moans before you've heard their voice? That would be absolute filth." Dirt. | |||
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"I'm still awake, getting d*unk Look who's back. im pissed but disappear But I like your back." you do? | |||
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"Lana- its my best mate of 12 yrs. giod job I love her cos shes stuck me in a hideous dress! God love her sense of humour! Have fun " | |||
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"It's the G word, Barry. " I've been away for a while and I'm just wondering if the C word is still banned Clique OMG I said it didn't I? | |||
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"---* there will now be a moderate interlude whilst Jim nocs one out, usual service will resume shortly*--- //muzak//" Bloody hell, that was quick, Jim! | |||
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"You lot having trouble sleeping too i see " We are Craig. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™ extra time smileyface smileyface. | |||
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"It's the G word, Barry. I've been away for a while and I'm just wondering if the C word is still banned Clique OMG I said it didn't I? " Cannock your sense of risk taking, James. | |||
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"---* there will now be a moderate interlude whilst Jim nocs one out, usual service will resume shortly*--- //muzak// Bloody hell, that was quick, Jim! " Pissing break. | |||
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"I'm still awake, getting d*unk Look who's back. im pissed but disappear But I like your back. you do?" I do. | |||
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"---* there will now be a moderate interlude whilst Jim nocs one out, usual service will resume shortly*--- //muzak// Bloody hell, that was quick, Jim! Pissing break." You're a good watersport. | |||
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"It's the G word, Barry. I've been away for a while and I'm just wondering if the C word is still banned Clique OMG I said it didn't I? Cannock your sense of risk taking, James. " I must nock it on the head as I'm getting out of control.Im a one man typing riot | |||
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"Hewwooooo every1 lurvvvvvvveeeeee you long time " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening James. | |||
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"---* there will now be a moderate interlude whilst Jim nocs one out, usual service will resume shortly*--- //muzak// Bloody hell, that was quick, Jim! Pissing break. You're a good watersport." I gave you lift music n'all | |||
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"I'm still up Let me see if I can go down on your up. " Sure as long as I can either go down on your down or up your down, we have a deal | |||
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"Hewwooooo every1 lurvvvvvvveeeeee you long time Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening James." Goooooooddddddddd evening Jim matey I was going to say how's it hanging but I can already see that | |||
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"It's the G word, Barry. I've been away for a while and I'm just wondering if the C word is still banned Clique OMG I said it didn't I? Cannock your sense of risk taking, James. I must nock it on the head as I'm getting out of control.Im a one man typing riot " Let me help.... R I O T | |||
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"I'm still up " You've got us Oliver, swingers and roundabouts. | |||
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"I'm still up Let me see if I can go down on your up. Sure as long as I can either go down on your down or up your down, we have a deal " We have a deal. Is there a witness? Yoo hoo, deal verifier required | |||
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"---* there will now be a moderate interlude whilst Jim nocs one out, usual service will resume shortly*--- //muzak// Bloody hell, that was quick, Jim! Pissing break. You're a good watersport." I'm a Wentworth winner. | |||
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"It's the G word, Barry. I've been away for a while and I'm just wondering if the C word is still banned Clique OMG I said it didn't I? Cannock your sense of risk taking, James. I must nock it on the head as I'm getting out of control.Im a one man typing riot Let me help.... R I O T" Let's give it to them and get really roudy with speech marks and lol,s and shit as we iz d gangstaz init fam | |||
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"I'm still up You've got us Oliver, swingers and roundabouts." That's alright then. I'm getting bored of hearing d*unk people singing on their way home now | |||
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"---* there will now be a moderate interlude whilst Jim nocs one out, usual service will resume shortly*--- //muzak// Bloody hell, that was quick, Jim! Pissing break. You're a good watersport. I gave you lift music n'all " I know, thanks. You lift me up. | |||
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"Hewwooooo every1 lurvvvvvvveeeeee you long time Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening James. Goooooooddddddddd evening Jim matey I was going to say how's it hanging but I can already see that " I'm a lefty. | |||
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"It's the G word, Barry. I've been away for a while and I'm just wondering if the C word is still banned Clique OMG I said it didn't I? Cannock your sense of risk taking, James. I must nock it on the head as I'm getting out of control.Im a one man typing riot Let me help.... R I O T Let's give it to them and get really roudy with speech marks and lol,s and shit as we iz d gangstaz init fam " There will be blud. | |||
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"I'm still up Let me see if I can go down on your up. Sure as long as I can either go down on your down or up your down, we have a deal We have a deal. Is there a witness? Yoo hoo, deal verifier required " I've got the contract? The witness might need a witness and a contract if they're going to witness past the contract though... | |||
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"Hewwooooo every1 lurvvvvvvveeeeee you long time Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening James. Goooooooddddddddd evening Jim matey I was going to say how's it hanging but I can already see that I'm a lefty. " | |||
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"Evening sexy peeps. Just got home from work so now I can have perv at my leisure rather than on the sly " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening sexy Peach. You sly fox. | |||
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"I'm still up Let me see if I can go down on your up. Sure as long as I can either go down on your down or up your down, we have a deal We have a deal. Is there a witness? Yoo hoo, deal verifier required I've got the contract? The witness might need a witness and a contract if they're going to witness past the contract though..." I'm at my witness end. | |||
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"Evening sexy peeps. Just got home from work so now I can have perv at my leisure rather than on the sly Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening sexy Peach. You sly fox." Luckily I don't make the same sounds as a fox during coitus.... have you heard those damn things fucking?! | |||
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"On my fourth cocktail of the night - Molotov Cocktail " You can't get enough cock. | |||
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"---* there will now be a moderate interlude whilst Jim nocs one out, usual service will resume shortly*--- //muzak// Bloody hell, that was quick, Jim! Pissing break. You're a good watersport. I gave you lift music n'all I know, thanks. You lift me up." Over my shoulder, and carries you to my lair. | |||
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"It's the G word, Barry. I've been away for a while and I'm just wondering if the C word is still banned Clique OMG I said it didn't I? Cannock your sense of risk taking, James. I must nock it on the head as I'm getting out of control.Im a one man typing riot Let me help.... R I O T Let's give it to them and get really roudy with speech marks and lol,s and shit as we iz d gangstaz init fam There will be blud. " Hahahaha. | |||
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"I'm still up Let me see if I can go down on your up. Sure as long as I can either go down on your down or up your down, we have a deal We have a deal. Is there a witness? Yoo hoo, deal verifier required I've got the contract? The witness might need a witness and a contract if they're going to witness past the contract though... I'm at my witness end. " Already?! Bloody hell that was quick | |||
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"On my fourth cocktail of the night - Molotov Cocktail You can't get enough cock." Molotov, shalom | |||
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"I'm still up Let me see if I can go down on your up. Sure as long as I can either go down on your down or up your down, we have a deal We have a deal. Is there a witness? Yoo hoo, deal verifier required I've got the contract? The witness might need a witness and a contract if they're going to witness past the contract though... I'm at my witness end. Already?! Bloody hell that was quick " I'm a fickle pickle | |||
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"---* there will now be a moderate interlude whilst Jim nocs one out, usual service will resume shortly*--- //muzak// Bloody hell, that was quick, Jim! Pissing break. You're a good watersport. I gave you lift music n'all I know, thanks. You lift me up. Over my shoulder, and carries you to my lair. " If I was so lucky lucky lucky ?? | |||
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"Evening sexy peeps. Just got home from work so now I can have perv at my leisure rather than on the sly Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening sexy Peach. You sly fox. Luckily I don't make the same sounds as a fox during coitus.... have you heard those damn things fucking?! " I haven't. But I believe it's quite a racquet. | |||
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"---* there will now be a moderate interlude whilst Jim nocs one out, usual service will resume shortly*--- //muzak// Bloody hell, that was quick, Jim! Pissing break. You're a good watersport. I gave you lift music n'all I know, thanks. You lift me up. Over my shoulder, and carries you to my lair. If I was so lucky lucky lucky ?? " Kylie lives on top of Jim's wardrobe. | |||
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"On my fourth cocktail of the night - Molotov Cocktail You can't get enough cock." This'll blow your cock off | |||
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"---* there will now be a moderate interlude whilst Jim nocs one out, usual service will resume shortly*--- //muzak// Bloody hell, that was quick, Jim! Pissing break. You're a good watersport. I gave you lift music n'all I know, thanks. You lift me up. Over my shoulder, and carries you to my lair. " Weeeeeeee! | |||
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"On my fourth cocktail of the night - Molotov Cocktail You can't get enough cock. This'll blow your cock off " It was only supposed to be the doors. | |||
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"---* there will now be a moderate interlude whilst Jim nocs one out, usual service will resume shortly*--- //muzak// Bloody hell, that was quick, Jim! Pissing break. You're a good watersport. I gave you lift music n'all I know, thanks. You lift me up. Over my shoulder, and carries you to my lair. Weeeeeeee!" Again? Please get a prostate check up. | |||
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"On my fourth cocktail of the night - Molotov Cocktail You can't get enough cock. This'll blow your cock off It was only supposed to be the doors. " Just your backdoors | |||
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"On my fourth cocktail of the night - Molotov Cocktail You can't get enough cock. This'll blow your cock off " Showering with Original Source Tea Tree and Mint does the same thing. | |||
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"On my fourth cocktail of the night - Molotov Cocktail You can't get enough cock. This'll blow your cock off It was only supposed to be the doors. Just your backdoors " Filthbag | |||
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"---* there will now be a moderate interlude whilst Jim nocs one out, usual service will resume shortly*--- //muzak// Bloody hell, that was quick, Jim! Pissing break. You're a good watersport. I gave you lift music n'all I know, thanks. You lift me up. Over my shoulder, and carries you to my lair. Weeeeeeee! Again? Please get a prostate check up. " Will do. | |||
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"On my fourth cocktail of the night - Molotov Cocktail You can't get enough cock. This'll blow your cock off Showering with Original Source Tea Tree and Mint does the same thing." Or letting me mouth-lock-on. | |||
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"On my fourth cocktail of the night - Molotov Cocktail You can't get enough cock. This'll blow your cock off Showering with Original Source Tea Tree and Mint does the same thing." Nope it's mild in comparison | |||
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"On my fourth cocktail of the night - Molotov Cocktail You can't get enough cock. This'll blow your cock off It was only supposed to be the doors. Just your backdoors Filthbag" | |||
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"I'm still up Let me see if I can go down on your up. Sure as long as I can either go down on your down or up your down, we have a deal We have a deal. Is there a witness? Yoo hoo, deal verifier required I've got the contract? The witness might need a witness and a contract if they're going to witness past the contract though... I'm at my witness end. Already?! Bloody hell that was quick I'm a fickle pickle " Can't say I've ever had that | |||
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"I'm still up Let me see if I can go down on your up. Sure as long as I can either go down on your down or up your down, we have a deal We have a deal. Is there a witness? Yoo hoo, deal verifier required I've got the contract? The witness might need a witness and a contract if they're going to witness past the contract though... I'm at my witness end. Already?! Bloody hell that was quick I'm a fickle pickle Can't say I've ever had that " | |||
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"On my fourth cocktail of the night - Molotov Cocktail You can't get enough cock. This'll blow your cock off Showering with Original Source Tea Tree and Mint does the same thing. Or letting me mouth-lock-on. " Squirt your glitter! | |||
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"On my fourth cocktail of the night - Molotov Cocktail You can't get enough cock. This'll blow your cock off Showering with Original Source Tea Tree and Mint does the same thing. Or letting me mouth-lock-on. Squirt your glitter!" Oh if only I had the gay pride twerking unicorn gif. | |||
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"I'm still awake, getting d*unk Look who's back. im pissed but disappear But I like your back. you do? I do." yes I do | |||
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"I'm still awake, getting d*unk Look who's back. im pissed but disappear But I like your back. you do? I do. yes I do " NewRocks, save the bridesmaid dress -- we've another wedding.... | |||
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"On my fourth cocktail of the night - Molotov Cocktail You can't get enough cock. This'll blow your cock off Showering with Original Source Tea Tree and Mint does the same thing. Or letting me mouth-lock-on. Squirt your glitter! Oh if only I had the gay pride twerking unicorn gif. " Gif only. | |||
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"On my fourth cocktail of the night - Molotov Cocktail You can't get enough cock. This'll blow your cock off Showering with Original Source Tea Tree and Mint does the same thing. Or letting me mouth-lock-on. Squirt your glitter! Oh if only I had the gay pride twerking unicorn gif. Gif only." Gif a girl a wanking break | |||
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"On my fourth cocktail of the night - Molotov Cocktail You can't get enough cock. This'll blow your cock off Showering with Original Source Tea Tree and Mint does the same thing. Or letting me mouth-lock-on. Squirt your glitter! Oh if only I had the gay pride twerking unicorn gif. Gif only. Gif a girl a wanking break" Two fingers. | |||
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"On my fourth cocktail of the night - Molotov Cocktail You can't get enough cock. This'll blow your cock off Showering with Original Source Tea Tree and Mint does the same thing. Or letting me mouth-lock-on. Squirt your glitter! Oh if only I had the gay pride twerking unicorn gif. Gif only. Gif a girl a wanking break Two fingers." Kit my kat. | |||
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"On my fourth cocktail of the night - Molotov Cocktail You can't get enough cock. This'll blow your cock off Showering with Original Source Tea Tree and Mint does the same thing. Or letting me mouth-lock-on. Squirt your glitter! Oh if only I had the gay pride twerking unicorn gif. Gif only. Gif a girl a wanking break Two fingers. Kit my kat. " I'd love a Kit Kat at this hour sooth my chocolate craving | |||
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"On my fourth cocktail of the night - Molotov Cocktail You can't get enough cock. This'll blow your cock off Showering with Original Source Tea Tree and Mint does the same thing. Or letting me mouth-lock-on. Squirt your glitter! Oh if only I had the gay pride twerking unicorn gif. Gif only. Gif a girl a wanking break Two fingers. Kit my kat. " | |||
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"On my fourth cocktail of the night - Molotov Cocktail You can't get enough cock. This'll blow your cock off Showering with Original Source Tea Tree and Mint does the same thing. Or letting me mouth-lock-on. Squirt your glitter! Oh if only I had the gay pride twerking unicorn gif. Gif only. Gif a girl a wanking break Two fingers. Kit my kat. I'd love a Kit Kat at this hour sooth my chocolate craving " I'll have you an Jim then. Four fingers. | |||
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"Evening all" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Chumley. | |||
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"Evening all Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Chumley." Hi | |||
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"Evening all Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Chumley. Hi " Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™ extra time smileyface smileyface. Have fun! | |||
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"Your name is an anagram of Jet Crime." And yet I'm not a mile high club member. | |||
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"Your name is an anagram of Jet Crime. And yet I'm not a mile high club member." Yet. | |||
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"Your name is an anagram of Jet Crime. And yet I'm not a mile high club member. Yet." Yet! | |||
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"Your name is an anagram of Jet Crime. And yet I'm not a mile high club member. Yet. Yet!" EasyYet | |||
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"Your name is an anagram of Jet Crime. And yet I'm not a mile high club member. Yet. Yet! EasyYet " | |||
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"Evening all " Good evening Thursday. I hope that's an accidental sadface. | |||
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"Evening all Good evening Thursday. I hope that's an accidental sadface." I wish it was. Not feeling smiley today, a friend of mine passed away and now I'm d*unk and feeling a bit somber | |||
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"The Hateful Eight finished, but why! Why, did they kill Magic Mike!" Cowabunga EM. Spoiler alert! | |||
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"Evening all Good evening Thursday. I hope that's an accidental sadface. I wish it was. Not feeling smiley today, a friend of mine passed away and now I'm d*unk and feeling a bit somber " Shit, I'm sorry to read that, and for your loss. | |||
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"Evening all Good evening Thursday. I hope that's an accidental sadface. I wish it was. Not feeling smiley today, a friend of mine passed away and now I'm d*unk and feeling a bit somber " ((hugs)) so sorry to hear that. | |||
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"The Hateful Eight finished, but why! Why, did they kill Magic Mike! Cowabunga EM. Spoiler alert!" I honestly thought, the seductive dancing will win the girl, but no, slipped on a banana and died | |||
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"The Hateful Eight finished, but why! Why, did they kill Magic Mike! Cowabunga EM. Spoiler alert! I honestly thought, the seductive dancing will win the girl, but no, slipped on a banana and died " Sadface. | |||
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"I've been away a few months..shagging women across the world all through fab...mostly I paid 2p per nipple and 20p for a fanny shot...win win in my case I think" Welcome back to Blighty. | |||
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"Im watching a classic peckipah film..bring me the head of alfredo garcia....superb" Enjoy Alfredo. | |||
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"Im watching a classic peckipah film..bring me the head of alfredo garcia....superb Enjoy Alfredo." I like semifreddo | |||
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"Im watching a classic peckipah film..bring me the head of alfredo garcia....superb Enjoy Alfredo. I like semifreddo " | |||
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"You win tonight. I am putty in your hands. And sleepy. Tuck me in? " Let's tuck each other. | |||
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"You win tonight. I am putty in your hands. And sleepy. Tuck me in? Let's tuck each other." You want to tuck? You are sooooo ready for RuPaul's Drag Race. | |||
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"You win tonight. I am putty in your hands. And sleepy. Tuck me in? Let's tuck each other. You want to tuck? You are sooooo ready for RuPaul's Drag Race. " | |||
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"You win tonight. I am putty in your hands. And sleepy. Tuck me in? Let's tuck each other. You want to tuck? You are sooooo ready for RuPaul's Drag Race. " Google Drag and tucking | |||
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"You win tonight. I am putty in your hands. And sleepy. Tuck me in? Let's tuck each other. You want to tuck? You are sooooo ready for RuPaul's Drag Race. Google Drag and tucking " The old Canadian fruit bowl. | |||
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"Morning yawn Hey Lady. Surprised anyone is still up" I'm just about going to call it a night. Hopefully you've got someone to keep you company. | |||
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"Morning yawn Hey Lady. Surprised anyone is still up" cant sleep x | |||
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"Morning yawn Hey Lady. Surprised anyone is still up I'm just about going to call it a night. Hopefully you've got someone to keep you company." Come to bed with me *holds out hand* | |||
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"Morning yawn Hey Lady. Surprised anyone is still up cant sleep x" Wee bit tiddly. Should really go to bed | |||
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"Morning yawn Hey Lady. Surprised anyone is still up cant sleep x Wee bit tiddly. Should really go to bed" need a hot bottle x | |||
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"On my fourth cocktail of the night - Molotov Cocktail You can't get enough cock. This'll blow your cock off Showering with Original Source Tea Tree and Mint does the same thing. Or letting me mouth-lock-on. Squirt your glitter! Oh if only I had the gay pride twerking unicorn gif. Gif only. Gif a girl a wanking break Two fingers. Kit my kat. I'd love a Kit Kat at this hour sooth my chocolate craving I'll have you an Jim then. Four fingers." I love sucking xx | |||
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"Morning yawn Hey Lady. Surprised anyone is still up cant sleep x Wee bit tiddly. Should really go to bed need a hot bottle x" Need someone to spoon | |||
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"Free house must be all gone to bed xx " Yeah, I did, but I'm up now, fresh as a daisy and ready to take on the world and his brother grrrrr | |||
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