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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hello! Cowabunga and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking like a ? Whatever you're doing, share it here. And just chat with the other night owls. Thread watchers that don't usually post, you're very welcome here. Don't be shy, give us a try. Let's get ready to nocturnal. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Evening mr jim xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""

Your ideal meet sounds lovely.

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By *rwolfMan
over a year ago

bristol

Evening jim

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening mr jim xxx"

Good evening missus Voddy. Not see you around for a few days. How are you doing? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Jim I'm flirting with my boss, she offered to spank me earlier, however I'm not sure if I heard right so I text her to clarify and yes she did in fact offer swat from the work place

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" "

Hey Dark.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening jim"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Wolfy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Your ideal meet sounds lovely."

Why fanx

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Sweet cheeks...

Catching up on the forums after a break

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[knot removed by poster at 28/04/17 22:45:42]"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim I'm flirting with my boss, she offered to spank me earlier, however I'm not sure if I heard right so I text her to clarify and yes she did in fact offer swat from the work place "

Good evening Sexy. Swat hot.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Your ideal meet sounds lovely.

Why fanx "

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Evening mr jim xxx

Good evening missus Voddy. Not see you around for a few days. How are you doing? x"
Back at work but dont know for how long as back to docs tues as getting more dizzy turns

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sweet cheeks...

Catching up on the forums after a break "

Good evening Red. It's good to see you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening mr jim xxx

Good evening missus Voddy. Not see you around for a few days. How are you doing? xBack at work but dont know for how long as back to docs tues as getting more dizzy turns"

Oh flip, I hope you can get this sorted soon.

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By *rwolfMan
over a year ago

bristol

Hows things jim? Good day bud?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Sweet cheeks...

Catching up on the forums after a break

Good evening Red. It's good to see you."

Thank you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Jim I'm flirting with my boss, she offered to spank me earlier, however I'm not sure if I heard right so I text her to clarify and yes she did in fact offer swat from the work place

Good evening Sexy. Swat hot."

Away from the work place therefore does not constitute harassment, she clarified this for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hows things jim? Good day bud?"

A good day indeed. How was Friday in Bristol?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sweet cheeks...

Catching up on the forums after a break

Good evening Red. It's good to see you.

Thank you x "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I missed face pic Friday today. Anyone wanna play with me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim I'm flirting with my boss, she offered to spank me earlier, however I'm not sure if I heard right so I text her to clarify and yes she did in fact offer swat from the work place

Good evening Sexy. Swat hot.

Away from the work place therefore does not constitute harassment, she clarified this for me "

You've got a good boss.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"I missed face pic Friday today. Anyone wanna play with me?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I missed face pic Friday today. Anyone wanna play with me?

"

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)


"I missed face pic Friday today. Anyone wanna play with me?"

(\(*_*)/). Me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I missed face pic Friday today. Anyone wanna play with me?"

Good evening Jim, how's your Friday been. I'll play with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I missed face pic Friday today. Anyone wanna play with me?"

If course, but how dare you miss my fpf?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I missed face pic Friday today. Anyone wanna play with me?

(\(*_*)/). Me. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Legs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I missed face pic Friday today. Anyone wanna play with me?

Good evening Jim, how's your Friday been. I'll play with you "

Angie!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I missed face pic Friday today. Anyone wanna play with me?

If course, but how dare you miss my fpf? "

I can only apologise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I missed face pic Friday today. Anyone wanna play with me?

Good evening Jim, how's your Friday been. I'll play with you

Angie!"

Jim,

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I missed face pic Friday today. Anyone wanna play with me?

Good evening Jim, how's your Friday been. I'll play with you

Angie!

Jim, "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yodelayheehoo!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Jimbo, evening gang! Hope you're all well?

I'm in my pit, fighting heavy eyelids, gradually losing...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"yodelayheehoo!!"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jimbo, evening gang! Hope you're all well?

I'm in my pit, fighting heavy eyelids, gradually losing... "

Good evening Tomcat. Give in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi Jim. Hi everyone. Welcome to the weekend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Mr Jim. Just a brief hello to all you luvverly dirty stop ups

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Jimbo, evening gang! Hope you're all well?

I'm in my pit, fighting heavy eyelids, gradually losing...

Good evening Tomcat. Give in."

My in is giving zzz

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi Jim. Hi everyone. Welcome to the weekend "

Good evening Bunny. You're always welcome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Jimbo, evening gang! Hope you're all well?

I'm in my pit, fighting heavy eyelids, gradually losing... "

OMalleycat!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Mr Jim. Just a brief hello to all you luvverly dirty stop ups "

*drools*

Get naked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yodelayheehoo!!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening."

I'm learning to yodel.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Mr Jim. Just a brief hello to all you luvverly dirty stop ups "

Good evening g3. We like your briefs.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Jim you haven't turned around yet

Evening btw.

I think I'm broken

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By *asy going swingersCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

Hello all. Wifes got dressed up and gone out for afew drinks, left me at home alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi Jim. Hi everyone. Welcome to the weekend "

Hop on Bunny

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"yodelayheehoo!!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening.

I'm learning to yodel. "

Good you are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jim you haven't turned around yet

Evening btw.

I think I'm broken "

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Evening Mr Jim. Just a brief hello to all you luvverly dirty stop ups

*drools*

Get naked. "

She ain't shy, I knew a guy called J0hnny once, very similar....

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Jim you haven't turned around yet

Evening btw.

I think I'm broken

"

Not that kind of broken!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi Jim. Hi everyone. Welcome to the weekend

Hop on Bunny "

Where we going?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Mr Jim. Just a brief hello to all you luvverly dirty stop ups

*drools*

Get naked.

She ain't shy, I knew a guy called J0hnny once, very similar...."

Once he's naked, he'll need a johnny.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jim you haven't turned around yet

Evening btw.

I think I'm broken "

Good evening Honey. Would you like a massage? I'll rub you the right way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi Jim. Hi everyone. Welcome to the weekend

Hop on Bunny

Who are we doing?"

Jim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Mr Jim. Just a brief hello to all you luvverly dirty stop ups

*drools*

Get naked. "

Easy Tiger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jim you haven't turned around yet

Evening btw.

I think I'm broken

Not that kind of broken!"

Nooooooooo. Sort. It. Out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Mr Jim. Just a brief hello to all you luvverly dirty stop ups

*drools*

Get naked.

Easy Tiger "

I am. Rawwwr.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Mr Jim. Just a brief hello to all you luvverly dirty stop ups

Good evening g3. We like your briefs."

Straight and to the point! I like your style Jim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yodelayheehoo!!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening.

I'm learning to yodel.

Good you are."

You so Star Wars.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Evening Mr Jim. Just a brief hello to all you luvverly dirty stop ups

*drools*

Get naked.

She ain't shy, I knew a guy called J0hnny once, very similar....

Once he's naked, he'll need a johnny. "

Don't talk such nonsense. He's a risk taker....We'll play roulette 3 rounds each

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Jim you haven't turned around yet

Evening btw.

I think I'm broken

Good evening Honey. Would you like a massage? I'll rub you the right way. "

If you rub it will it disappear? I do hope so

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello all. Wifes got dressed up and gone out for afew drinks, left me at home alone "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Kevin. If you have a look you might find a copy of Playboy.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

[Removed by poster at 28/04/17 23:35:11]

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

Good evening Jim

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"[offensive comment Removed by poster at 28/04/17 23:35:11]"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi Jim. Hi everyone. Welcome to the weekend

Hop on Bunny

Who are we doing?

Jim "

Jantastic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Mr Jim. Just a brief hello to all you luvverly dirty stop ups

*drools*

Get naked.

She ain't shy, I knew a guy called J0hnny once, very similar....

Once he's naked, he'll need a johnny.

Don't talk such nonsense. He's a risk taker....We'll play roulette 3 rounds each "

Nah. He needs a condom. I'm riddled.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Jim you haven't turned around yet

Evening btw.

I think I'm broken

Not that kind of broken!

Nooooooooo. Sort. It. Out. "

It's like you think I haven't tried.

More excuses than the entire school community of GB this lot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi Jim. Hi everyone. Welcome to the weekend

Hop on Bunny

Who are we doing?

Jim

Jantastic!"

You school so well.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Evening Mr Jim. Just a brief hello to all you luvverly dirty stop ups

*drools*

Get naked.

She ain't shy, I knew a guy called J0hnny once, very similar....

Once he's naked, he'll need a johnny.

Don't talk such nonsense. He's a risk taker....We'll play roulette 3 rounds each

Nah. He needs a condom. I'm riddled. "

Suppose you are like a bucket too? Fs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Mr Jim. Just a brief hello to all you luvverly dirty stop ups

Good evening g3. We like your briefs.

Straight and to the point! I like your style Jim "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Mr Jim. Just a brief hello to all you luvverly dirty stop ups

*drools*

Get naked.

She ain't shy, I knew a guy called J0hnny once, very similar....

Once he's naked, he'll need a johnny.

Don't talk such nonsense. He's a risk taker....We'll play roulette 3 rounds each

Nah. He needs a condom. I'm riddled. "

safety first!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jim you haven't turned around yet

Evening btw.

I think I'm broken

Not that kind of broken!

Nooooooooo. Sort. It. Out.

It's like you think I haven't tried.

More excuses than the entire school community of GB this lot.

"

Jim. Can you do Honey please, she needs erecting vaginally....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Mr Jim. Just a brief hello to all you luvverly dirty stop ups

*drools*

Get naked.

She ain't shy, I knew a guy called J0hnny once, very similar....

Once he's naked, he'll need a johnny.

Don't talk such nonsense. He's a risk taker....We'll play roulette 3 rounds each

Nah. He needs a condom. I'm riddled.

safety first! "

I'll wear a hard hat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

evening all - i have 3 full days off - and theyre weekend and a bank holiday - first time in years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi Jim. Hi everyone. Welcome to the weekend

Hop on Bunny

Who are we doing?

Jim "

Again? Im not sure hes recovered from the last time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jim you haven't turned around yet

Evening btw.

I think I'm broken

Good evening Honey. Would you like a massage? I'll rub you the right way.

If you rub it will it disappear? I do hope so "

I can try.

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Evening all

Just up sexting with a new naughty friend

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Evening Jim and all the other lovelies! Just spinning round the forums tonight, hope you're well! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Mr Jim. Just a brief hello to all you luvverly dirty stop ups

*drools*

Get naked.

She ain't shy, I knew a guy called J0hnny once, very similar....

Once he's naked, he'll need a johnny.

Don't talk such nonsense. He's a risk taker....We'll play roulette 3 rounds each

Nah. He needs a condom. I'm riddled.

Suppose you are like a bucket too? Fs"

A bucket pails in comparison next to my vag.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Jim you haven't turned around yet

Evening btw.

I think I'm broken

Not that kind of broken!

Nooooooooo. Sort. It. Out.

It's like you think I haven't tried.

More excuses than the entire school community of GB this lot.

Jim. Can you do Honey please, she needs erecting vaginally...."

Too late I've got my pjs on, ain't no sex happening once these are on.

Defence against the dark arts

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim "

Good evening to you Toxic.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Evening Mr Jim. Just a brief hello to all you luvverly dirty stop ups

*drools*

Get naked.

She ain't shy, I knew a guy called J0hnny once, very similar....

Once he's naked, he'll need a johnny.

Don't talk such nonsense. He's a risk taker....We'll play roulette 3 rounds each

Nah. He needs a condom. I'm riddled.

safety first!

I'll wear a hard hat "

He's got a helmet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Mr Jim. Just a brief hello to all you luvverly dirty stop ups

*drools*

Get naked.

She ain't shy, I knew a guy called J0hnny once, very similar....

Once he's naked, he'll need a johnny.

Don't talk such nonsense. He's a risk taker....We'll play roulette 3 rounds each

Nah. He needs a condom. I'm riddled.

safety first!

I'll wear a hard hat "

I've high viz and steel toe cap boots! Between us we'll be fine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jim you haven't turned around yet

Evening btw.

I think I'm broken

Not that kind of broken!

Nooooooooo. Sort. It. Out.

It's like you think I haven't tried.

More excuses than the entire school community of GB this lot.

Jim. Can you do Honey please, she needs erecting vaginally....

Too late I've got my pjs on, ain't no sex happening once these are on.

Defence against the dark arts "

Them's lies I tells ya!!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Can someone just come and tuck me in?

It's almost midnight....pumpkins and shit might happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi Jim. Hi everyone. Welcome to the weekend

Hop on Bunny

Who are we doing?

Jim

Again? Im not sure hes recovered from the last time "

Jim, are you condommed up? Yes? Good.

I can confirm he is indeed recovered, Bunny.

#tonightsthreadisbroughttoyoucourtesyofsafesexadvisoryservices

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jim you haven't turned around yet

Evening btw.

I think I'm broken

Not that kind of broken!

Nooooooooo. Sort. It. Out.

It's like you think I haven't tried.

More excuses than the entire school community of GB this lot.

Jim. Can you do Honey please, she needs erecting vaginally...."

Love to.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Jim you haven't turned around yet

Evening btw.

I think I'm broken

Not that kind of broken!

Nooooooooo. Sort. It. Out.

It's like you think I haven't tried.

More excuses than the entire school community of GB this lot.

Jim. Can you do Honey please, she needs erecting vaginally....

Too late I've got my pjs on, ain't no sex happening once these are on.

Defence against the dark arts

Them's lies I tells ya!!"

You and your cock of invisibility finding loopholes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Mr Jim. Just a brief hello to all you luvverly dirty stop ups

*drools*

Get naked.

She ain't shy, I knew a guy called J0hnny once, very similar....

Once he's naked, he'll need a johnny.

Don't talk such nonsense. He's a risk taker....We'll play roulette 3 rounds each

Nah. He needs a condom. I'm riddled.

safety first!

I'll wear a hard hat

I've high viz and steel toe cap boots! Between us we'll be fine."

Can you high viz on my tits?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Hi Jim. Hi everyone. Welcome to the weekend

Hop on Bunny

Who are we doing?

Jim

Again? Im not sure hes recovered from the last time

Jim, are you condommed up? Yes? Good.

I can confirm he is indeed recovered, Bunny.

#tonightsthreadisbroughttoyoucourtesyofsafesexadvisoryservices"

I do hope we aren't practising on bananas. They scare me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jim you haven't turned around yet

Evening btw.

I think I'm broken

Not that kind of broken!

Nooooooooo. Sort. It. Out.

It's like you think I haven't tried.

More excuses than the entire school community of GB this lot.

Jim. Can you do Honey please, she needs erecting vaginally....

Too late I've got my pjs on, ain't no sex happening once these are on.

Defence against the dark arts

Them's lies I tells ya!!

You and your cock of invisibility finding loopholes "

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over a year ago

Howdy all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jim you haven't turned around yet

Evening btw.

I think I'm broken

Not that kind of broken!

Nooooooooo. Sort. It. Out.

It's like you think I haven't tried.

More excuses than the entire school community of GB this lot.

Jim. Can you do Honey please, she needs erecting vaginally....

Love you."

I know James, sweetie. But can you focus please and do Honey for me?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Evening Mr Jim. Just a brief hello to all you luvverly dirty stop ups

*drools*

Get naked.

She ain't shy, I knew a guy called J0hnny once, very similar....

Once he's naked, he'll need a johnny.

Don't talk such nonsense. He's a risk taker....We'll play roulette 3 rounds each

Nah. He needs a condom. I'm riddled.

safety first!

I'll wear a hard hat

I've high viz and steel toe cap boots! Between us we'll be fine.

Can you high viz on my tits?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Nerd.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi Jim. Hi everyone. Welcome to the weekend

Hop on Bunny

Who are we doing?

Jim

Again? Im not sure hes recovered from the last time

Jim, are you condommed up? Yes? Good.

I can confirm he is indeed recovered, Bunny.

#tonightsthreadisbroughttoyoucourtesyofsafesexadvisoryservices

I do hope we aren't practising on bananas. They scare me "

Potassium for the win

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I just want a cuddle, you are all perverts.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Hi Jim. Hi everyone. Welcome to the weekend

Hop on Bunny

Who are we doing?

Jim

Again? Im not sure hes recovered from the last time

Jim, are you condommed up? Yes? Good.

I can confirm he is indeed recovered, Bunny.

#tonightsthreadisbroughttoyoucourtesyofsafesexadvisoryservices

I do hope we aren't practising on bananas. They scare me

Potassium for the win "

Gags....and not the right kind either

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jim you haven't turned around yet

Evening btw.

I think I'm broken

Not that kind of broken!

Nooooooooo. Sort. It. Out.

It's like you think I haven't tried.

More excuses than the entire school community of GB this lot.

Jim. Can you do Honey please, she needs erecting vaginally....

Love you.

I know James, sweetie. But can you focus please and do Honey for me?"

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Jim you haven't turned around yet

Evening btw.

I think I'm broken

Not that kind of broken!

Nooooooooo. Sort. It. Out.

It's like you think I haven't tried.

More excuses than the entire school community of GB this lot.

Jim. Can you do Honey please, she needs erecting vaginally....

Too late I've got my pjs on, ain't no sex happening once these are on.

Defence against the dark arts

Them's lies I tells ya!!

You and your cock of invisibility finding loopholes

"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Howdy all "

Howdy m1cks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know it's true. You're so soppy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Howdy all "

Hugs big boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Mr Jim. Just a brief hello to all you luvverly dirty stop ups

*drools*

Get naked.

She ain't shy, I knew a guy called J0hnny once, very similar....

Once he's naked, he'll need a johnny.

Don't talk such nonsense. He's a risk taker....We'll play roulette 3 rounds each

Nah. He needs a condom. I'm riddled.

safety first!

I'll wear a hard hat

I've high viz and steel toe cap boots! Between us we'll be fine.

Can you high viz on my tits?"

Oooh have you got one of them black light thingies? Like on CSI?

Shows up all sorts of... ummm.. stuff...

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"You know it's true. You're so soppy. "

Sloppy? Or soppy.

Where are my cuddles

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Evening Mr Jim. Just a brief hello to all you luvverly dirty stop ups

*drools*

Get naked.

She ain't shy, I knew a guy called J0hnny once, very similar....

Once he's naked, he'll need a johnny.

Don't talk such nonsense. He's a risk taker....We'll play roulette 3 rounds each

Nah. He needs a condom. I'm riddled.

safety first!

I'll wear a hard hat

I've high viz and steel toe cap boots! Between us we'll be fine.

Can you high viz on my tits?

Oooh have you got one of them black light thingies? Like on CSI?

Shows up all sorts of... ummm.. stuff... "

Fucking hell...hope no one ever goes to a room I've been in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Mr Jim. Just a brief hello to all you luvverly dirty stop ups

*drools*

Get naked.

She ain't shy, I knew a guy called J0hnny once, very similar....

Once he's naked, he'll need a johnny.

Don't talk such nonsense. He's a risk taker....We'll play roulette 3 rounds each

Nah. He needs a condom. I'm riddled.

safety first!

I'll wear a hard hat

I've high viz and steel toe cap boots! Between us we'll be fine.

Can you high viz on my tits?

Oooh have you got one of them black light thingies? Like on CSI?

Shows up all sorts of... ummm.. stuff... "

I do! It's in my stalker kit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oops! Nearly midnight and my carriage awaits!

G'night folks (I said it'd be brief)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Mr Jim. Just a brief hello to all you luvverly dirty stop ups

*drools*

Get naked.

She ain't shy, I knew a guy called J0hnny once, very similar....

Once he's naked, he'll need a johnny.

Don't talk such nonsense. He's a risk taker....We'll play roulette 3 rounds each

Nah. He needs a condom. I'm riddled.

safety first!

I'll wear a hard hat

I've high viz and steel toe cap boots! Between us we'll be fine.

Can you high viz on my tits?"

High five.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know it's true. You're so soppy.

Sloppy? Or soppy.

Where are my cuddles "

He's a two hand squidgy cheek pincher.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Mr Jim. Just a brief hello to all you luvverly dirty stop ups

*drools*

Get naked.

She ain't shy, I knew a guy called J0hnny once, very similar....

Once he's naked, he'll need a johnny.

Don't talk such nonsense. He's a risk taker....We'll play roulette 3 rounds each

Nah. He needs a condom. I'm riddled.

safety first!

I'll wear a hard hat

I've high viz and steel toe cap boots! Between us we'll be fine.

Can you high viz on my tits?

High five."

Fist pump.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oops! Nearly midnight and my carriage awaits!

G'night folks (I said it'd be brief) "

Na night.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Mr Jim. Just a brief hello to all you luvverly dirty stop ups

*drools*

Get naked.

She ain't shy, I knew a guy called J0hnny once, very similar....

Once he's naked, he'll need a johnny.

Don't talk such nonsense. He's a risk taker....We'll play roulette 3 rounds each

Nah. He needs a condom. I'm riddled.

safety first!

I'll wear a hard hat

I've high viz and steel toe cap boots! Between us we'll be fine.

Can you high viz on my tits?

High five.

Fist pump. "

That's after nocturnal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oops! Nearly midnight and my carriage awaits!

G'night folks (I said it'd be brief) "

Premature evacuator.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Mr Jim. Just a brief hello to all you luvverly dirty stop ups

*drools*

Get naked.

She ain't shy, I knew a guy called J0hnny once, very similar....

Once he's naked, he'll need a johnny.

Don't talk such nonsense. He's a risk taker....We'll play roulette 3 rounds each

Nah. He needs a condom. I'm riddled.

safety first!

I'll wear a hard hat

I've high viz and steel toe cap boots! Between us we'll be fine.

Can you high viz on my tits?

High five.

Fist pump.

That's after nocturnal."

Noccing one out?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You know it's true. You're so soppy.

Sloppy? Or soppy.

Where are my cuddles

He's a two hand squidgy cheek pincher."

I'll get in on some of that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your cock just caught me by surprise, James!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Hello all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drinking cocktails and scoffing Milka Caramel Chocolate

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Good Evening Jim,

Greetings from Basingstoke!

Survived my first shift down here, dropped in the deep end but got through by wing and a prayer!

Been behaving yourself??

Iain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello all! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Mr Jim. Just a brief hello to all you luvverly dirty stop ups

*drools*

Get naked.

She ain't shy, I knew a guy called J0hnny once, very similar....

Once he's naked, he'll need a johnny.

Don't talk such nonsense. He's a risk taker....We'll play roulette 3 rounds each

Nah. He needs a condom. I'm riddled.

safety first!

I'll wear a hard hat

I've high viz and steel toe cap boots! Between us we'll be fine.

Can you high viz on my tits?

High five.

Fist pump.

That's after nocturnal.

Noccing one out?"

That's, you get the idea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Drinking cocktails and scoffing Milka Caramel Chocolate "

I'll drink your cocktail

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your cock just caught me by surprise, James!"

You love it.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Oops! Nearly midnight and my carriage awaits!

G'night folks (I said it'd be brief)

Premature evacuator."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Home after watching fast and furious 8 and guardian's of the galaxy vol 2 ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening Mr Jim. Just a brief hello to all you luvverly dirty stop ups

*drools*

Get naked.

She ain't shy, I knew a guy called J0hnny once, very similar....

Once he's naked, he'll need a johnny.

Don't talk such nonsense. He's a risk taker....We'll play roulette 3 rounds each

Nah. He needs a condom. I'm riddled.

safety first!

I'll wear a hard hat

I've high viz and steel toe cap boots! Between us we'll be fine.

Can you high viz on my tits?

High five.

Fist pump.

That's after nocturnal.

Noccing one out?

That's, you get the idea."

I'm full of ideas.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello all! "

Hello!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your cock just caught me by surprise, James!

You love it."

I love you.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Right arse squeezers

Sleep is here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horny as hell and can't sleep!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Drinking cocktails and scoffing Milka Caramel Chocolate

I'll drink your cocktail "

Which one in particular

Dark and Stormy, St Mark Daiquiri or Chaz

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By *loriajonCouple
over a year ago

near u

Hi Jim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello people

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Drinking cocktails and scoffing Milka Caramel Chocolate "

Good evening Doc. Sweet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right arse squeezers

Sleep is here "

Na night, sleep well. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Drinking cocktails and scoffing Milka Caramel Chocolate

Good evening Doc. Sweet."

Evening Jim.,,.the chocolate is sweet but the cocktails are rocket fuel

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Home after watching fast and furious 8 and guardian's of the galaxy vol 2 ... "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Unicorn. You love the flicks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your cock just caught me by surprise, James!

You love it.

I love you. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right arse squeezers

Sleep is here "

Kisses you goodnight with a gentle forehead kiss.

And a tit squeeze *honk*.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good Evening Jim,

Greetings from Basingstoke!

Survived my first shift down here, dropped in the deep end but got through by wing and a prayer!

Been behaving yourself??

Iain "

I've never been greeted from Basingstoke.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Right arse squeezers

Sleep is here

Na night, sleep well. x"

Mwah

Night Jim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Drinking cocktails and scoffing Milka Caramel Chocolate

I'll drink your cocktail

Which one in particular

Dark and Stormy, St Mark Daiquiri or Chaz"

I meant sexual like.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Right arse squeezers

Sleep is here

Kisses you goodnight with a gentle forehead kiss.

And a tit squeeze *honk*."

Snork,night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your cock just caught me by surprise, James!

You love it.

I love you.

"

#tipsydisclaimerinserted

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Horny as hell and can't sleep! "

Good evening, so I see.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello everyone

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over a year ago


"Hi Jim "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening GJ.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Lots of fun round the forums tonight!

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over a year ago


"Hello people "

Hello and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening BG.

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By *rwolfMan
over a year ago

bristol

ITS GONE MIDNIGHT :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ITS GONE MIDNIGHT :P "

Arooooooo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Drinking cocktails and scoffing Milka Caramel Chocolate

Good evening Doc. Sweet.

Evening Jim.,,.the chocolate is sweet but the cocktails are rocket fuel "

Ladies, Doc has fuel in his rocket.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

Hello Jimbo. Hello all!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"ITS GONE MIDNIGHT :P "

You're not going to turn into a pumpkin are you?

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over a year ago


"ITS GONE MIDNIGHT :P

Arooooooo"

It's that hour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 29/04/17 00:05:24]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Drinking cocktails and scoffing Milka Caramel Chocolate

Good evening Doc. Sweet.

Evening Jim.,,.the chocolate is sweet but the cocktails are rocket fuel

Ladies, Doc has fuel in his rocket."

Fuel me once, shame on you; fuel me twice, shame on me

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By *rwolfMan
over a year ago

bristol

My duty is done, _rwolf is off to his pit to sleep...

Jim, can a request a wake up call around 9, and arrange the kitchen to prepare my egg white omelette, coffee, milk and two sugars... Fanks

Oh and if you can find a nice lady for me on here, that's fine too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello Jimbo. Hello all!"

Evening

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By *rwolfMan
over a year ago

bristol


"ITS GONE MIDNIGHT :P

Arooooooo"

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Good Evening Jim,

Greetings from Basingstoke!

Survived my first shift down here, dropped in the deep end but got through by wing and a prayer!

Been behaving yourself??

Iain

I've never been greeted from Basingstoke."

Well, there's a first time for everything, consider this a first!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Bullet dodging at 29/04/17 00:05:24]"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your cock just caught me by surprise, James!

You love it.

I love you.

#tipsydisclaimerinserted"

Oh yes, of course.

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon

I'm maid of honour today!!

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over a year ago


"Hello everyone "

Hello you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm maid of honour today!! "

Oooooh who's getting married?

I'm seven years married

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm maid of honour today!!

Oooooh who's getting married?

I'm seven years married "

In my head. It's not real though.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Hello Jimbo. Hello all!

Evening "

Hello you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello Jimbo. Hello all!"

Good evening Meli have you got that Friday feeling?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your cock just caught me by surprise, James!

You love it.

I love you.

#tipsydisclaimerinserted

Oh yes, of course."

(I do though)

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry Lana my cock wasn't the tail on the menu tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One day YOWD.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nick just confirmed Elephant & Castle is just a big roundabout. I'm so an hour in Nick's future.

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over a year ago

I heard! You're always correct.

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over a year ago


" I heard! You're always correct. "

You soooo love me. And I am always correct.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

*nods*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You put up with so much crap from me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yanking up their potatoes IS so a euphemism, Nick!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've put up with a lot of piss.

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over a year ago

I thought you'd like yanking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PMSL

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