FabSwingers.com forum: Who Would Then...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok... you have been at the club/pub and had a great meet, they are lovely to talk to, they are sexy, making all the right moves and the right signs..... You then meet up again, things are more relaxed say.. Your thinking.. Mmmm Yes Please!

Then, out of the blue... One or the other (If a couple) sits picking thier nose right in front of you and then.. Yes, Eats it!!!

Would you carry on lol??? Honestly now guys, honestly!! Your Horny but???

Call us fussy but we couldn't ... only just saying this cause they have now left the site lol.. We feel like we were being dead fussy at the time.. but what else were they hiding maybe...

Ewwww

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon

ewww thats gross

climb out the toilet window time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol that is funny ! if women was hot i would'nt care as long as she did'nt want me to eat her bogeys

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"lol that is funny ! if women was hot i would'nt care as long as she did'nt want me to eat her bogeys "

Noooo Was him as it goes.. but Gross

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Eh? you felt like you were being fussy??

If I had seen that I would have made the biggest deal out it as loudly as I possibly could

Then ran off singing ....

pick a bogey

flick a bogey

roll it in a ball

pick a bogey

flick a bogey

throw it to the wall

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

lol....well done Honeypot.

Oh Notts...you dofind them dontcha.....lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Shhhh They just cancelled there membership lol...

Might come back and read it lol...

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By *yruMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Id ask if they hadn't had enough for dinner .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"lol....well done Honeypot.

Oh Notts...you dofind them dontcha.....lol"

They were lovely lol... Mind we werew suspicious when he had the same shirt on the second time.. But the Bogy Hunt/Munch killed it lol...

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

okay okay...I'll blow me nose before IU cum...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

god thats not good and would make me sick... seen it a few times in traffic jams

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We'd never boff em in a Jam though... Boggies or no Boggies lol..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please! This is the dirtiest filthiest thread i've EVER read ! bluurrrrrrgggggh ...... NO I WOULD NOT!

And i'd be vocal about it too ..

There's no smiley for throwin' up!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Pick it

Lick It

Roll It

and Flick It

LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

everyone's doing it, doing it doing it

picking their nose and chewing it

chewing it chewing it

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

ha ha..you are all showing your age here....pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lol that is funny ! if women was hot i would'nt care as long as she did'nt want me to eat her bogeys

Noooo Was him as it goes.. but Gross

Well there you go, not a problem, I ain't kissing him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ha ha..you are all showing your age here....pmsl"

haha am 47 and got a wrinkly pussy and dont give a flying fuck. a good fat cock soon pulls the wrinkles out

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

go girl xxmwahxx

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"ha ha..you are all showing your age here....pmsl

haha am 47 and got a wrinkly pussy and dont give a flying fuck. a good fat cock soon pulls the wrinkles out"

LMAO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ha ha..you are all showing your age here....pmsl

haha am 47 and got a wrinkly pussy and dont give a flying fuck. a good fat cock soon pulls the wrinkles out

LMAO

well yeah ave to laugh, and if they dont laff they can buy me sum fooking botox to get the crinkles out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Blimy.... just how good is this Botox???

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"Blimy.... just how good is this Botox???

glad you said that cos I wouldn't have the nerve lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Blimy.... just how good is this Botox???

glad you said that cos I wouldn't have the nerve lol"

She's asleep....

I hope lol...

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"Blimy.... just how good is this Botox???

glad you said that cos I wouldn't have the nerve lol

She's asleep....

I hope lol...

ahh but you know she'll catch up in the morning if she is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fs boak lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blimy.... just how good is this Botox???

glad you said that cos I wouldn't have the nerve lol

She's asleep....

I hope lol...

is she fook asleeep. plus am pisshed so god help ya. i sed a good cock helps pull out the wrinkles but in your case mr notts i must need loads of botox then....small man small dick syndrome she thinks...drink talking. if not try and prove it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

kissing would be out of the question for sure psml x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yeah just dont let me try and kiss ya knob coz am sure to bite it off

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Blimy.... just how good is this Botox???

glad you said that cos I wouldn't have the nerve lol

She's asleep....

I hope lol...

Small dick syndrome lol... Harsh pmsl

But then again... I don't need the Botox lol..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"lol that is funny ! if women was hot i would'nt care as long as she did'nt want me to eat her bogeys

Noooo Was him as it goes.. but Gross

Well there you go, not a problem, I ain't kissing him

Yeah but she will have lol???

ewwwwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lol that is funny ! if women was hot i would'nt care as long as she did'nt want me to eat her bogeys

Noooo Was him as it goes.. but Gross

Well there you go, not a problem, I ain't kissing him

Yeah but she will have lol???

ewwwwww

Working on that basis you wouldn't kiss a lot of women because of what they've had in their mouths at sometime

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"lol that is funny ! if women was hot i would'nt care as long as she did'nt want me to eat her bogeys

Noooo Was him as it goes.. but Gross

Well there you go, not a problem, I ain't kissing him

Yeah but she will have lol???

ewwwwww

Working on that basis you wouldn't kiss a lot of women because of what they've had in their mouths at sometime

Fair point.... But it its 'just' gone in and its green.. and mushy Nahhhhhh still not lol..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"yeah just dont let me try and kiss ya knob coz am sure to bite it off"

ahhh noooo dont bite it off, id have nothing to kiss at night...and id have to find another way to persuade him to allow me to go shopping psml x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a chance i think they'd get a

Tell me you didnt just consume one of your gremlins when they serve perfectly good food at this pub and if you think your getting a kiss good bye you'v got more chance of getting head from the pope

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

if they hadnt have consumed sed greeny then i could forgive but really did u suggest eating green beans with their lunch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok... you have been at the club/pub and had a great meet, they are lovely to talk to, they are sexy, making all the right moves and the right signs..... You then meet up again, things are more relaxed say.. Your thinking.. Mmmm Yes Please!

Then, out of the blue... One or the other (If a couple) sits picking thier nose right in front of you and then.. Yes, Eats it!!!

Would you carry on lol??? Honestly now guys, honestly!! Your Horny but???

Call us fussy but we couldn't ... only just saying this cause they have now left the site lol.. We feel like we were being dead fussy at the time.. but what else were they hiding maybe...

Ewwww

I wouldnt meet them, they didnt even offer to share...selfish bugger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cheeky booger xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"cheeky booger xx"

groan

Ok, so I'm a little miffed I didn't think of that one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sharing??? Bogger... OMG you lot are worse lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want this thread removed! It's a car crash thread. I HATE it - keep vomitting but keep coming back for a look. ANY SEX threads please ????

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I want this thread removed! It's a car crash thread. I HATE it - keep vomitting but keep coming back for a look. ANY SEX threads please ???? "

Stop looking then pmsl....

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

if this thread closes will I have to stop picking my nose?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"if this thread closes will I have to stop picking my nose?

Asking for it to be closed is a bit... Picky eh lol..

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

Yuk

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