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By *urvymama OP   Woman
over a year ago

Doncaster

You know the ones that seem to both insult you and compliment you in one sentence

Once on a Meet I got;

"sorry I'm not attracted enough to sleep with you as you look slimmer in person than I thought you were from your pics and I like bigger girls"

Translation. I'm ugly fuck but at least I'm not a fat one (well not by his standards at least anyway)

So let's see if we can all have a google and hear some of your most memorable ones and how you translated them

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By *urvymama OP   Woman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"You know the ones that seem to both insult you and compliment you in one sentence

Once on a Meet I got;

"sorry I'm not attracted enough to sleep with you as you look slimmer in person than I thought you were from your pics and I like bigger girls"

Translation. I'm ugly fuck but at least I'm not a fat one (well not by his standards at least anyway)

So let's see if we can all have a google and hear some of your most memorable ones and how you translated them "

*a giggle

Though if you do want to google back handed compliments please feel free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was looking for carrier bags and found your replacement meal packs.

That's all it takes, a few changes and you'll see results.

I said. Calm down brad pitt. When you look like him come talk to me but as your not. Fxcx off.

Ha ha. Then I said we'd both benefit from losing belly weight. He looked shocked. I said, your a drinker aren't ya.

We never met again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd date you if you were taller!"

I'm 5"3, it's not as though I'm a dwarf

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

You look good for your age. Erm...thanks I'm not dead just yet!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I was looking for carrier bags and found your replacement meal packs.

That's all it takes, a few changes and you'll see results.

I said. Calm down brad pitt. When you look like him come talk to me but as your not. Fxcx off.

Ha ha. Then I said we'd both benefit from losing belly weight. He looked shocked. I said, your a drinker aren't ya.

We never met again. "

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

You could be really pretty if you made an effort (© my mum pretty much every time I see her).

You don't look fat in your photos (this one in real life so I followed the train of thought to its logical conclusion).

You could knock a few years off your age and it would be believable (this from someone whose upper age filter was set five years younger than me so may have thought so but I couldn't have messaged him first).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You look good for your age. Erm...thanks I'm not dead just yet!"

I get this a lot. I take it as a compliment. Coz actually I do

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

It's the ones where you're not even that sure there's a compliment in there at all. . 'Try and see if you fail on a sex chat line'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Legia from what I've seen gorgeous ??????

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

You'd be stunning if you just lost that weight.. said to me somewhere I worked by the tactless HR manager!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've received a "Hi I'd be willing to let you suck my cock tonight because my first choice TV has cancelled our meet".....

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I thought you was going to be stupid but your not

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By *urvymama OP   Woman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"I've received a "Hi I'd be willing to let you suck my cock tonight because my first choice TV has cancelled our meet"..... "

You must feel so special

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire


"You look good for your age. Erm...thanks I'm not dead just yet!"

You simply look great. No for your anything. I have your image stored in my memory and its a good job too.

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire


"You look good for your age. Erm...thanks I'm not dead just yet!

I get this a lot. I take it as a compliment. Coz actually I do "

You sexy lady have an amazing figure. One I look forward to exploring some time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'youre cute!'

Loosely translates to: 'I'm too nice to tell you, but you're fuckin ugly!'

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

'It's a good job you're clever...'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've received a "Hi I'd be willing to let you suck my cock tonight because my first choice TV has cancelled our meet".....

You must feel so special "

I felt such mixed emotions .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got called a bellend by some one who wanted to suck my cock, but I have a strict no fabstraight rule.

He obviously likes bellends or he wouldn't want one in his mouth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'youre cute!'

Loosely translates to: 'I'm too nice to tell you, but you're fuckin ugly!' "

I get called cute all the time...

Shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'youre cute!'

Loosely translates to: 'I'm too nice to tell you, but you're fuckin ugly!'

I get called cute all the time...

Shit. "

Me too. Don't worry

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