FabSwingers.com forum: I've just been asked......

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Am I willing to donate some of my used panties

What's your worst you've been asked today?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To work on Monday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To meet... Now.

Then 5 minutes after saying it's not convenient being asked...

Can you meet now then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To work on Monday

The disgrace of some people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I cover an all wedding shoot for £200.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To work on Monday

You were asked to work Monday?

Lucky you, I was TOLD to work Monday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To pay £65 to fuck a member on here!! Cheek

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"To pay £65 to fuck a member on here!! Cheek"

So you've agreed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To work on Monday

Haha. Same. I replied 'I'll be back Wednesday.'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To pay £65 to fuck a member on here!! Cheek"

That's cheap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To put together a new excel spreadsheet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To pay £65 to fuck a member on here!! Cheek

So you've agreed? "

No! And when I said no she got all offensive and was really horrible. Had to block.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To work on Monday

Hahahahahaha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To pay £65 to fuck a member on here!! Cheek

That's cheap

Would be for an escort but that's not what fab is for....so I understand!

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"To pay £65 to fuck a member on here!! Cheek

So you've agreed?

No! And when I said no she got all offensive and was really horrible. Had to block."

What! A man blocking a woman? Reeeaaallly?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was asked whether I pull my pants down to my knees or my ankles when I'm sitting on the toilet...

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I was asked whether I pull my pants down to my knees or my ankles when I'm sitting on the toilet...

Squirm worthy !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To pay £65 to fuck a member on here!! Cheek

So you've agreed?

No! And when I said no she got all offensive and was really horrible. Had to block.

What! A man blocking a woman? Reeeaaallly? "

Yep! It does happen. I'm not going to be treated badly and abused like she was doing. Blokes deserve some respect as well. We are not just cock or wallets

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To pay £65 to fuck a member on here!! Cheek

So you've agreed?

No! And when I said no she got all offensive and was really horrible. Had to block."

Oh good god....

the block button is your friend

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

If someone can 'empty their balls' over me. Not too bad, it's just that phrase

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we leave the lights on?!

*shudder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To pay £65 to fuck a member on here!! Cheek

So you've agreed?

No! And when I said no she got all offensive and was really horrible. Had to block.

Oh good god....

the block button is your friend

Was on this occasion yes!

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I lurve the block button! I use it more than once a day. When a man uses it it's a big deal...!

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"If someone can 'empty their balls' over me. Not too bad, it's just that phrase

That's crass!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To work on Monday

The disgrace of some people

It's shocking! Anyway, how are things on the knicker front??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone asked to buy my toys earlier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To work on Monday

I'm already working Monday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not been asked anything so far...

I'm most disappointed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I willing to donate some of my used panties

What's your worst you've been asked today?

Someone asked me that yesterday

I said no sorry, however there is a website you can buy them from

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I've been asked to meet a Trucker in his truck for him to w**k in a pair of my panties!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To work on Monday

The disgrace of some people

It's shocking! Anyway, how are things on the knicker front??

Still firmly in place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"not been asked anything so far...

I'm most disappointed

It's still early to be fair

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Am I willing to donate some of my used panties

What's your worst you've been asked today?

Someone asked me that yesterday

I said no sorry, however there is a website you can buy them from

Hmmm I wonder if it was the same guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To work on Monday

The disgrace of some people

It's shocking! Anyway, how are things on the knicker front??

Still firmly in place

Quite right!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To pay £65 to fuck a member on here!! Cheek

So you've agreed?

No! And when I said no she got all offensive and was really horrible. Had to block.

Oh good god....

the block button is your friend

I've just discovered this myself!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"not been asked anything so far...

I'm most disappointed

Faf?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To work on Monday

. Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone asked to buy my toys earlier"

I'll double the offer...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone asked to buy my toys earlier

I'll double the offer...

Haha! I wouldn't part with them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Someone asked to buy my toys earlier

I'll double the offer...

Haha! I wouldn't part with them"

The correct answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone asked to buy my toys earlier

I'll double the offer...

Haha! I wouldn't part with them

The correct answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"not been asked anything so far...

I'm most disappointed

I'd be happy to oblige...

Would you be up for wearing a Spider-Man costume while spraying silly string in my face?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To pay £65 to fuck a member on here!! Cheek

So you've agreed?

No! And when I said no she got all offensive and was really horrible. Had to block."

I hope you reported her. It's against the rules to ask for money.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone asked to buy my toys earlier

I'll double the offer...

Haha! I wouldn't part with them"

You'd get to keep them. I just want them to be mine...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Literally just this minute been asked 'Do I like cock and sniff'

Errrm no thx!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone asked to buy my toys earlier

I'll double the offer...

Haha! I wouldn't part with them

You'd get to keep them. I just want them to be mine...

Very cheeky request haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone asked to buy my toys earlier

I'll double the offer...

Haha! I wouldn't part with them

You'd get to keep them. I just want them to be mine...

Very cheeky request haha!"

You live so far away it's all I can do to live vicariously through your toys...

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Someone asked to buy my toys earlier

I'll double the offer...

Haha! I wouldn't part with them

You'd get to keep them. I just want them to be mine...

Very cheeky request haha!

You live so far away it's all I can do to live vicariously through your toys...

Get a room lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone asked to buy my toys earlier

I'll double the offer...

Haha! I wouldn't part with them

You'd get to keep them. I just want them to be mine...

Very cheeky request haha!

You live so far away it's all I can do to live vicariously through your toys...

Get a room lol. "

I live in hope...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone asked to buy my toys earlier

I'll double the offer...

Haha! I wouldn't part with them

You'd get to keep them. I just want them to be mine...

Very cheeky request haha!

You live so far away it's all I can do to live vicariously through your toys...

Get a room lol.

I live in hope...

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By *rwolfMan
over a year ago

bristol

Been asked to work a double shift.... Think i will take a pass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have had the kind offer of a KFC... While he sniffs my knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If someone can 'empty their balls' over me. Not too bad, it's just that phrase

That's crass! "

Indeed. One should always 'request the pleasure of evacuating ones testicles atop' someone, rather than 'emptying their balls'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have had the kind offer of a KFC... While he sniffs my knickers

Haha! That's a very odd request

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By *ssexcokMan
over a year ago

southend

If I'd pay to wank another man on here i said no, then he said he wouldn't charge me I'm straight so blocked

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Been asked to work a double shift.... Think i will take a pass "

That's the correct answer too

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

If my boobs were real since they're so big

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have had the kind offer of a KFC... While he sniffs my knickers

Hahahahahaha! Take out or a sit down?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To build someone wardrobe for them while being naked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I willing to donate some of my used panties

What's your worst you've been asked today?

Maybe he wants to wash the car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To build someone wardrobe for them while being naked"

Paid work?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have had the kind offer of a KFC... While he sniffs my knickers

Hahahahahaha! Take out or a sit down?

Who knows... I'm just pleased he didn't make reference to the KFC slogan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have had the kind offer of a KFC... While he sniffs my knickers

Hahahahahaha! Take out or a sit down?

Who knows... I'm just pleased he didn't make reference to the KFC slogan

Finger sniffin' good?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have had the kind offer of a KFC... While he sniffs my knickers

Hahahahahaha! Take out or a sit down?

Who knows... I'm just pleased he didn't make reference to the KFC slogan

Finger sniffin' good?

(Sorry)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To build someone wardrobe for them while being naked

Paid work?"

Nope! For the crack of it lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Am I willing to donate some of my used panties

What's your worst you've been asked today?

Maybe he wants to wash the car "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To build someone wardrobe for them while being naked

Paid work?

Nope! For the crack of it lol "

Sounds like you're getting a bum deal...

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach

"I lurve the block button! I use it more than once a day. When a man uses it it's a big deal...!

I'm up to about 5 blocked now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To build someone wardrobe for them while being naked

Paid work?

Nope! For the crack of it lol

Sounds like you're getting a bum deal..."

I didn't even get offered a bum deal

so it was a no! Lol maybe if I got offered a bum

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Ive not been asked anything odd today.

And I've not been asked anything on hear lol

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach

"To build someone wardrobe for them while being naked

Paid work?

Nope! For the crack of it lol "

Sounds a good gig!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ive not been asked anything odd today.

And I've not been asked anything on hear lol

Can I tickle your moustache?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To build someone wardrobe for them while being naked

Paid work?

Nope! For the crack of it lol

Sounds a good gig!

I don't do anything for free mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To build someone wardrobe for them while being naked

Paid work?

Nope! For the crack of it lol

Sounds like you're getting a bum deal...

I didn't even get offered a bum deal

so it was a no! Lol maybe if I got offered a bum

Good man. Good quality work doesn't come cheap!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do I fancy a fuck in a van now.

I like my creature comforts !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The classic can I impregnate you. If you haven't had that message are you even on fab?

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By *ssexcokMan
over a year ago

southend

"Do I fancy a fuck in a van now.

I like my creature comforts !

Ooo is having a van starting to pay off ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do I fancy a fuck in a van now.

I like my creature comforts !

I love your profile picture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The classic can I impregnate you. If you haven't had that message are you even on fab?

That has to be the most annoying request

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The classic can I impregnate you. If you haven't had that message are you even on fab?

I haven't had that message...

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By *ovice_subTV/TS
over a year ago

Warrington

"To pay £65 to fuck a member on here!! Cheek"

I'm not even lucky enough to get that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The classic can I impregnate you. If you haven't had that message are you even on fab?

I haven't had that message...

Now you have

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Will you meet me this weekend.

Yes...no...maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The classic can I impregnate you. If you haven't had that message are you even on fab?

I haven't had that message...

Now you have

One of the best messages I've received so far! Don't know what you ladies are complaining about!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Will I do over time. As if

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"To pay £65 to fuck a member on here!! Cheek"

Please report the user to admin

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By *orny.milfWoman
over a year ago

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Fml

where do I begin .....

Can u shit in my mouth

Can I pay u £5000 to carry a kid for me

Can I lick your feet

I still shudder at the thought of that one

Can u come n put ur cigarettes out on me

Do u want to marry me and fuck other guys

Can u wank me off at the doorstep while my wife's upstairs in bed

Can u SDH me

Can I piss on u

All one liners in there first message

wtaf do some ppl think lmao X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got asked last night by a localish woman if I would meet her and anal fletch her as it was one her fantasys.

I hadn't got a clue what that was so I googled it and I was nearly sick in my mouth.I hadn't done it and still needed to wash my mouth out with mouthwash after reading the description.Its tottally put me off cadburys cream eggs for life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fml

where do I begin .....

Can u shit in my mouth

Can I pay u £5000 to carry a kid for me

Can I lick your feet

I still shudder at the thought of that one

Can u come n put ur cigarettes out on me

Do u want to marry me and fuck other guys

Can u wank me off at the doorstep while my wife's upstairs in bed

Can u SDH me

Can I piss on u

All one liners in there first message

wtaf do some ppl think lmao X "

The proposal one is super annoying and happens way too often on this site!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got asked last night by a localish woman if I would meet her and anal fletch her as it was one her fantasys.

You're really upset about the cream eggs aren't you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got asked last night by a localish woman if I would meet her and anal fletch her as it was one her fantasys.

You're really upset about the cream eggs aren't you?"

Upset? I've been in floods of tears all day.That wicked wench ruined my only treat with her filth x

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

Am I a Gay Pikey??

the closest I am is the pike I use here at home

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By *orny.milfWoman
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The classic can I impregnate you. If you haven't had that message are you even on fab?

I haven't had that one- I must be impregnable!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got asked last night by a localish woman if I would meet her and anal fletch her as it was one her fantasys.

You're really upset about the cream eggs aren't you?

Upset? I've been in floods of tears all day.That wicked wench ruined my only treat with her filth x "

And she was mean about it too!

Shall I sharpen the pitchfork and go hunting?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive been repeatedly asked how I am

God I'm bored!

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By *orny.milfWoman
over a year ago

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Oh n nearly forgot thanks to replying t a thread the other day the latest is can you breastfeed me !?

fml X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I got asked last night by a localish woman if I would meet her and anal fletch her as it was one her fantasys.

But Easter's over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got asked last night by a localish woman if I would meet her and anal fletch her as it was one her fantasys.

You're really upset about the cream eggs aren't you?

Upset? I've been in floods of tears all day.That wicked wench ruined my only treat with her filth x

And she was mean about it too!

Shall I sharpen the pitchfork and go hunting?"

Yes please but be warned she's still angry and throwing out torrents of abusive butt hurt messages my way that I'm blanking lol x

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By *orny.milfWoman
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got asked last night by a localish woman if I would meet her and anal fletch her as it was one her fantasys.

Quickly looks at uben dictionary...

Don't do it! It's never a good idea!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got asked last night by a localish woman if I would meet her and anal fletch her as it was one her fantasys.

But Easter's over

That doesn't stop her boiling bunnys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got asked last night by a localish woman if I would meet her and anal fletch her as it was one her fantasys.

You're really upset about the cream eggs aren't you?

Upset? I've been in floods of tears all day.That wicked wench ruined my only treat with her filth x

And she was mean about it too!

Shall I sharpen the pitchfork and go hunting?

Yes please but be warned she's still angry and throwing out torrents of abusive butt hurt messages my way that I'm blanking lol x "

Still? Wow she's persistent in not realising that not everyone is into the same thing. And it was all going so well for you before that

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I've just been asked if I want a sub sugar daddy. Fucking idiots younger than me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive been repeatedly asked how I am

God I'm bored!"

But how are you though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Btw was it fletch or felch???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got asked last night by a localish woman if I would meet her and anal fletch her as it was one her fantasys.

Quickly looks at uben dictionary...

Don't do it! It's never a good idea! "

Yes don't.As soon as you look up anal feltching your mind is broken forever abd you always feel mentally violated and dirty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just been asked if I want a sub sugar daddy. Fucking idiots younger than me!

"
no I'm not . I just look young

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Btw was it fletch or felch???"

Wasn't he on Porridge?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Btw was it fletch or felch???

Wasn't he on Porridge?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got asked last night by a localish woman if I would meet her and anal fletch her as it was one her fantasys.

You're really upset about the cream eggs aren't you?

Upset? I've been in floods of tears all day.That wicked wench ruined my only treat with her filth x

And she was mean about it too!

Shall I sharpen the pitchfork and go hunting?

Yes please but be warned she's still angry and throwing out torrents of abusive butt hurt messages my way that I'm blanking lol x

Still? Wow she's persistent in not realising that not everyone is into the same thing. And it was all going so well for you before that"

She was lovely but as you say I just don't think she can grasp the concept that everyone isn't into that freaky stuff.

Maybe she sees it as a insult I said no.

It's not a insult it's just I'm not into that vile gross descusting behaviour lol x

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over a year ago

"I got asked last night by a localish woman if I would meet her and anal fletch her as it was one her fantasys.

You're really upset about the cream eggs aren't you?

Upset? I've been in floods of tears all day.That wicked wench ruined my only treat with her filth x

And she was mean about it too!

Shall I sharpen the pitchfork and go hunting?

Yes please but be warned she's still angry and throwing out torrents of abusive butt hurt messages my way that I'm blanking lol x

Still? Wow she's persistent in not realising that not everyone is into the same thing. And it was all going so well for you before that

She was lovely but as you say I just don't think she can grasp the concept that everyone isn't into that freaky stuff.

Maybe she sees it as a insult I said no.

It's not a insult it's just I'm not into that vile gross descusting behaviour lol x "

Had she not have kicked off, you probably would have had some fun that didn't involve her fantasy...She only ruined it for herself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Btw was it fletch or felch???"

Wasn't Fletch a film with Chevy Chase?

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over a year ago

"I got asked last night by a localish woman if I would meet her and anal fletch her as it was one her fantasys.

Quickly looks at uben dictionary...

Don't do it! It's never a good idea! "

There you go I did a quick copy and paiste off urban dictionary for you.

felching meaning =

The act of sucking semen from any human orafice, eg. anus, vagina, it can be done with a drinking straw when semen is deep inside the rectum then sucking it out and eating it.

Example:

Horace had enjoyed his anal intercourse session with Brenda so much, that he decided to felch his own semen from Brendas anus.

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over a year ago

"I got asked last night by a localish woman if I would meet her and anal fletch her as it was one her fantasys.

You're really upset about the cream eggs aren't you?

Upset? I've been in floods of tears all day.That wicked wench ruined my only treat with her filth x

And she was mean about it too!

Shall I sharpen the pitchfork and go hunting?

Yes please but be warned she's still angry and throwing out torrents of abusive butt hurt messages my way that I'm blanking lol x

Still? Wow she's persistent in not realising that not everyone is into the same thing. And it was all going so well for you before that

She was lovely but as you say I just don't think she can grasp the concept that everyone isn't into that freaky stuff.

Maybe she sees it as a insult I said no.

It's not a insult it's just I'm not into that vile gross descusting behaviour lol x

Had she not have kicked off, you probably would have had some fun that didn't involve her fantasy...She only ruined it for herself

She's pretty and seemed a nice person so your probably right.But how can you go from a sweet person into a total ranting nutter just becuse someone doesn't share your taste in a full on vile fantasy?

I hope she gets what she's after and moves on as it certainly won't be me doing it with her lol x

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over a year ago

"I got asked last night by a localish woman if I would meet her and anal fletch her as it was one her fantasys.

Quickly looks at uben dictionary...

Don't do it! It's never a good idea!

I did the same search. That's why I passed on the warning

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over a year ago

"Had she not have kicked off, you probably would have had some fun that didn't involve her fantasy...She only ruined it for herself

She's pretty and seemed a nice person so your probably right.But how can you go from a sweet person into a total ranting nutter just becuse someone doesn't share your taste in a full on vile fantasy?

I hope she gets what she's after and moves on as it certainly won't be me doing it with her lol x "

A lot of people here seem to wear masks until they are rejected of the smallest thing.

We all have horror stories, I'm sure

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over a year ago

"Do I fancy a fuck in a van now.

I like my creature comforts !

Ooo is having a van starting to pay off ?"

When someone says do you want to go cruising, I'm thinking the Caribbean not Tesco's Car Park.

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over a year ago

"Had she not have kicked off, you probably would have had some fun that didn't involve her fantasy...She only ruined it for herself

She's pretty and seemed a nice person so your probably right.But how can you go from a sweet person into a total ranting nutter just becuse someone doesn't share your taste in a full on vile fantasy?

I hope she gets what she's after and moves on as it certainly won't be me doing it with her lol x

A lot of people here seem to wear masks until they are rejected of the smallest thing.

We all have horror stories, I'm sure"

It's the same as we was chatting about last night.If someone sees not being compatable as rejection and then gets bitter about it then maybe it's a lucky escape.

I bet there's some shockers out there and maybe some that are still too mentally traumatised to speak about hahahaha x

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach

"Do I fancy a fuck in a van now.

I like my creature comforts !

Ooo is having a van starting to pay off ?

When someone says do you want to go cruising, I'm thinking the Caribbean not Tesco's Car Park.

How about Harwich harbour in a kayak (bring your own life vest)?

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over a year ago

"Had she not have kicked off, you probably would have had some fun that didn't involve her fantasy...She only ruined it for herself

She's pretty and seemed a nice person so your probably right.But how can you go from a sweet person into a total ranting nutter just becuse someone doesn't share your taste in a full on vile fantasy?

I hope she gets what she's after and moves on as it certainly won't be me doing it with her lol x

A lot of people here seem to wear masks until they are rejected of the smallest thing.

We all have horror stories, I'm sure

It's the same as we was chatting about last night.If someone sees not being compatable as rejection and then gets bitter about it then maybe it's a lucky escape.

I bet there's some shockers out there and maybe some that are still too mentally traumatised to speak about hahahaha x "

That's very true, I had another one last night. I ended up blocking because it was out of control and I was being completely spammed with abuse

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Ive not been asked anything odd today.

And I've not been asked anything on hear lol

Can I tickle your moustache?

Shor you can.

You will haf to come down to Margate thow

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Am I willing to donate some of my used panties

What's your worst you've been asked today?

Yep I had that one lol

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over a year ago

I've done my homework mummy can I go out and play football now

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By *orthyorkypairCouple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

"To pay £65 to fuck a member on here!! Cheek

So you've agreed? "

bet he asked for discount lol

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over a year ago

"Had she not have kicked off, you probably would have had some fun that didn't involve her fantasy...She only ruined it for herself

She's pretty and seemed a nice person so your probably right.But how can you go from a sweet person into a total ranting nutter just becuse someone doesn't share your taste in a full on vile fantasy?

I hope she gets what she's after and moves on as it certainly won't be me doing it with her lol x

A lot of people here seem to wear masks until they are rejected of the smallest thing.

We all have horror stories, I'm sure

It's the same as we was chatting about last night.If someone sees not being compatable as rejection and then gets bitter about it then maybe it's a lucky escape.

I bet there's some shockers out there and maybe some that are still too mentally traumatised to speak about hahahaha x

That's very true, I had another one last night. I ended up blocking because it was out of control and I was being completely spammed with abuse"

Another one that throws the Bombay bad boy pot noodle up his bedroom wall and then smashes his toys up through rejection hahahahaha

I'm blocking that woman now I've read enough of her idiotic rants and not risen to her attempts at getting a bite so she's now about to be banished forever to the cock block list lol x

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach

"I've done my homework mummy can I go out and play football now "

I used to say that, but had never done it. I'd check if I were you!

;-)

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over a year ago

"Do I fancy a fuck in a van now.

I like my creature comforts !

Ooo is having a van starting to pay off ?

When someone says do you want to go cruising, I'm thinking the Caribbean not Tesco's Car Park.

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over a year ago

"I got asked last night by a localish woman if I would meet her and anal fletch her as it was one her fantasys.

But Easter's over

That doesn't stop her boiling bunnys "

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over a year ago

"Do I fancy a fuck in a van now.

I like my creature comforts !

Ooo is having a van starting to pay off ?

When someone says do you want to go cruising, I'm thinking the Caribbean not Tesco's Car Park.

If I ask if someone wants to go cruising I mean a Mission Impossible/Top Gun/Day After Tomorrow marathon...

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By *obyn67Woman
over a year ago

Wonderland

"I got asked last night by a localish woman if I would meet her and anal fletch her as it was one her fantasys.

Oh Barf !! I was actually eating a cadburys cream egg whilst reading that ...!!!

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over a year ago

"Had she not have kicked off, you probably would have had some fun that didn't involve her fantasy...She only ruined it for herself

She's pretty and seemed a nice person so your probably right.But how can you go from a sweet person into a total ranting nutter just becuse someone doesn't share your taste in a full on vile fantasy?

I hope she gets what she's after and moves on as it certainly won't be me doing it with her lol x

A lot of people here seem to wear masks until they are rejected of the smallest thing.

We all have horror stories, I'm sure

It's the same as we was chatting about last night.If someone sees not being compatable as rejection and then gets bitter about it then maybe it's a lucky escape.

I bet there's some shockers out there and maybe some that are still too mentally traumatised to speak about hahahaha x

That's very true, I had another one last night. I ended up blocking because it was out of control and I was being completely spammed with abuse

Another one that throws the Bombay bad boy pot noodle up his bedroom wall and then smashes his toys up through rejection hahahahaha

I'm blocking that woman now I've read enough of her idiotic rants and not risen to her attempts at getting a bite so she's now about to be banished forever to the cock block list lol x "

Yeah they just seem to like to throw their hissy fits unfortunately!

Ironically, one of them was going mad at me last night as I was talking to you about this very subject.

I don't blame you, it can get very tedious reading through abuse

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over a year ago

"Do I fancy a fuck in a van now.

I like my creature comforts !

Ooo is having a van starting to pay off ?

When someone says do you want to go cruising, I'm thinking the Caribbean not Tesco's Car Park.

If I ask if someone wants to go cruising I mean a Mission Impossible/Top Gun/Day After Tomorrow marathon..."

I love TopGun 'I feel the need.....'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we leave the lights on?!

*shudder

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sick of being asked if I want to watch guys suck themselves off

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over a year ago

"Had she not have kicked off, you probably would have had some fun that didn't involve her fantasy...She only ruined it for herself

She's pretty and seemed a nice person so your probably right.But how can you go from a sweet person into a total ranting nutter just becuse someone doesn't share your taste in a full on vile fantasy?

I hope she gets what she's after and moves on as it certainly won't be me doing it with her lol x

A lot of people here seem to wear masks until they are rejected of the smallest thing.

We all have horror stories, I'm sure

It's the same as we was chatting about last night.If someone sees not being compatable as rejection and then gets bitter about it then maybe it's a lucky escape.

I bet there's some shockers out there and maybe some that are still too mentally traumatised to speak about hahahaha x

That's very true, I had another one last night. I ended up blocking because it was out of control and I was being completely spammed with abuse

Another one that throws the Bombay bad boy pot noodle up his bedroom wall and then smashes his toys up through rejection hahahahaha

I'm blocking that woman now I've read enough of her idiotic rants and not risen to her attempts at getting a bite so she's now about to be banished forever to the cock block list lol x

Yeah they just seem to like to throw their hissy fits unfortunately!

Ironically, one of them was going mad at me last night as I was talking to you about this very subject.

I don't blame you, it can get very tedious reading through abuse"

Let me at him! Let me at him! Nobody gets abusive at my Hotty that's my job hahahaha.

One day they will realise that it's just a no sorry not a act of war or a insult.

They take it so personally and there emotions get really moist over a simple your or that's not for me sorry x

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over a year ago

"I'm sick of being asked if I want to watch guys suck themselves off"

Hahahahahaha! Seriously?!!!!

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over a year ago

"I got asked last night by a localish woman if I would meet her and anal fletch her as it was one her fantasys.

Oh Barf !! I was actually eating a cadburys cream egg whilst reading that ...!!!

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over a year ago

"To pay £65 to fuck a member on here!! Cheek

So you've agreed?

No! And when I said no she got all offensive and was really horrible. Had to block.

What! A man blocking a woman?

Reeeaaallly? "

This is worrying, guys block me quite often

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over a year ago

"To pay £65 to fuck a member on here!! Cheek

So you've agreed?

No! And when I said no she got all offensive and was really horrible. Had to block.

I hope you reported her. It's against the rules to ask for money."

I didn't but on reflection you are right I should have done.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm sick of being asked if I want to watch guys suck themselves off"

Yes had this too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't had any awful messages today! A little disappointed!

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over a year ago

"I'm sick of being asked if I want to watch guys suck themselves off

Hahahahahaha! Seriously?!!!!"

Happens at least ten times a day