FabSwingers.com forum: Does sex make cocks shrink?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Apparently if a woman has more than just a couple of sex partners, her fanny will be gaping like a bucket.

So if a man has sex more than a couple of times his cock must shrink.

Is this true?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently if a woman has more than just a couple of sex partners, her fanny will be gaping like a bucket.

So if a man has sex more than a couple of times his cock must shrink.

Is this true?! "

Fecking hope not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not sure if you are even serious here.... but no.

Cock is a cock.

Pussys that get battered stretch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

. Ha.

So all the men with big cocks are not having enough sex? All the men with small cocks are fucking everyone they see?

I'm

Not sure what size I'd rather have.

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"Apparently if a woman has more than just a couple of sex partners, her fanny will be gaping like a bucket.

So if a man has sex more than a couple of times his cock must shrink.

Is this true?! "

Well to be fair no one actually believes the first part.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently if a woman has more than just a couple of sex partners, her fanny will be gaping like a bucket.

So if a man has sex more than a couple of times his cock must shrink.

Is this true?! "

Yes!

How did you not know this?!?!

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By *londie8399Couple
over a year ago

blackpool

If they do there pelvic floor exercises it should remain tight evan after childbirth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmm... interesting concept.. lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not sure if you are even serious here.... but no.

Cock is a cock.

Pussys that get battered stretch. "

See my "Which is worse" thread.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I'll know it when I find it.

Yeah, must be. It's logic.

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By *londie8399Couple
over a year ago

blackpool

If your breastfeed as well its quite benificial as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not sure if you are even serious here.... but no.

Cock is a cock.

Pussys that get battered stretch. "

Really?

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London

Well I've wanked of at least 4" off of mine in length and girth so it must be true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If your breastfeed as well its quite benificial as well"

You're

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah, must be. It's logic."

This profile ..:: wow!!!

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

"Apparently if a woman has more than just a couple of sex partners, her fanny will be gaping like a bucket.

So if a man has sex more than a couple of times his cock must shrink.

Is this true?!

Well to be fair no one actually believes the first part."

Some guys do

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"Apparently if a woman has more than just a couple of sex partners, her fanny will be gaping like a bucket.

So if a man has sex more than a couple of times his cock must shrink.

Is this true?!

Well to be fair no one actually believes the first part.

Some guys do

Not really. It's one of those fallacies used by angry people to have a go at guys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've wanked mine down to a nub.

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By *ineMan
over a year ago

In cave behind a waterfall on a hill

Maybe for a short time...

Until it's time to start again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've wanked mine down to a nub.

Hate to have seen it before!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've wanked mine down to a nub.

It will regenerate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steroids and the cold do...

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Apparently if a woman has more than just a couple of sex partners, her fanny will be gaping like a bucket.

So if a man has sex more than a couple of times his cock must shrink.

Is this true?! "

You can't refute the logic as syllogisms go.

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By *od ThrusterMan
over a year ago

Newport Pagnell

"Apparently if a woman has more than just a couple of sex partners, her fanny will be gaping like a bucket.

So if a man has sex more than a couple of times his cock must shrink.

Is this true?! "

Absolutely true!

I've not had sex for ages and I can pick my nose with mine now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think cocks are like Pinocchio's nose. The more a man lies, the bigger it gets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently if a woman has more than just a couple of sex partners, her fanny will be gaping like a bucket.

So if a man has sex more than a couple of times his cock must shrink.

Is this true?!

Absolutely true!

I've not had sex for ages and I can pick my nose with mine now!

Is that what that green stuff is?

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By *od ThrusterMan
over a year ago

Newport Pagnell

"Apparently if a woman has more than just a couple of sex partners, her fanny will be gaping like a bucket.

So if a man has sex more than a couple of times his cock must shrink.

Is this true?!

Absolutely true!

I've not had sex for ages and I can pick my nose with mine now!

Is that what that green stuff is?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I read this thread, as:

"Does sex make cocks stink"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't know about that but some guys shrink in height when they dry themselves after a shower and just before meeting

- Mrs. J -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Steroids and the cold do..."

No they don't, but obviously you're not being serious...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do you think mine's so small?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol well the only problem I've had is being worn out and he goes on strike for a few days, id say mines got bigger now I've got a nympho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Steroids and the cold do...

No they don't, but obviously you're not being serious..."

You think the cold doesn't?...

On really freezing days I have to attach a pull cord to prevent a permanent innie!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Steroids and the cold do...

No they don't, but obviously you're not being serious...

You think the cold doesn't?...

On really freezing days I have to attach a pull cord to prevent a permanent innie!

Actual snorting happened

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

•+• Access Denied •+•

you need to start threads more often OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently if a woman has more than just a couple of sex partners, her fanny will be gaping like a bucket.

So if a man has sex more than a couple of times his cock must shrink.

Is this true?! "

Yes...

You are exactly right. As per usual!

After 3 cocks a ladies special purse does indeed become something of wizards sleeve.

In parallel the gentlemen's chap is like a pencil and after every thrust he loses .001mm (According to NASA) of girth and length through abrasion.

I should know I was a good 9.5ins. And now am a mere 3.2ins a mere nub...

As Elton John said... a sad sad situation.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Apparently if a woman has more than just a couple of sex partners, her fanny will be gaping like a bucket.

So if a man has sex more than a couple of times his cock must shrink.

Is this true?!

Yes...

You are exactly right. As per usual!

After 3 cocks a ladies special purse does indeed become something of wizards sleeve.

In parallel the gentlemen's chap is like a pencil and after every thrust he loses .001mm (According to NASA) of girth and length through abrasion.

I should know I was a good 9.5ins. And now am a mere 3.2ins a mere nub...

As Elton John said... a sad sad situation. "

You shagged Elton John?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently if a woman has more than just a couple of sex partners, her fanny will be gaping like a bucket.

So if a man has sex more than a couple of times his cock must shrink.

Is this true?! "

Yes of course! It's like rubbing at a bar of soap, more you use it, smaller it gets!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Steroids and the cold do...

No they don't, but obviously you're not being serious...

You think the cold doesn't?...

On really freezing days I have to attach a pull cord to prevent a permanent innie!

I'll breathe on it to warm it up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently if a woman has more than just a couple of sex partners, her fanny will be gaping like a bucket.

So if a man has sex more than a couple of times his cock must shrink.

Is this true?!

Yes...

You are exactly right. As per usual!

After 3 cocks a ladies special purse does indeed become something of wizards sleeve.

In parallel the gentlemen's chap is like a pencil and after every thrust he loses .001mm (According to NASA) of girth and length through abrasion.

I should know I was a good 9.5ins. And now am a mere 3.2ins a mere nub...

As Elton John said... a sad sad situation.

You shagged Elton John?

Technically he said he was Elsie Jones I was d*unk...

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By *ineMan
over a year ago

In cave behind a waterfall on a hill

If it did mine would be 6 inches...

From the floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Makes sense, I have quite a lot of sex and mine is pretty small. Thanks for clearing that up

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By *RCADIAN HAZECouple
over a year ago

Rotherham/ Barnsley

Its why we are all swingers as we are fucking urs smaller and we are getting bucket fannies we need to find bigger cocks that we haven't fucked till the point is like throwing a chipolata down an alley

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By *ylan11Man
over a year ago

osterley

"Apparently if a woman has more than just a couple of sex partners, her fanny will be gaping like a bucket.

So if a man has sex more than a couple of times his cock must shrink.

Is this true?! "

Nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently if a woman has more than just a couple of sex partners, her fanny will be gaping like a bucket.

So if a man has sex more than a couple of times his cock must shrink.

Is this true?! "

Thats my excuse and I'm sticking to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some ghost must be riding the crap out of me at night because no "awake" sex yet small(ish) willie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently if a woman has more than just a couple of sex partners, her fanny will be gaping like a bucket.

So if a man has sex more than a couple of times his cock must shrink.

Is this true?!

Nope"

i guess it must be am glad i had enough sex to get rid of that monster cock i used to have hope i got enough left to see me to retirement pmsl

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