FabSwingers.com forum: Your Ideal Job

By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I have just watched a program about police dogs and their handlers. I have raised 3 generations of Border Collies and have an affiniation with our four legged nose licking friends

I know it's hard work, but the rewards must be awesome, and you get to take your best mate to work with you

Either that or an archaeologist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A country park warden , spending all day out doors with pooch . In the countryside I love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would love to work with animals again too x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To run my own craft brewery

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach

Either that or an archaeologist

At one point my daughter was wanting to be a "trumpet playing, ballet dancing, archaeologist"...

;-)

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Either that or an archaeologist

At one point my daughter was wanting to be a "trumpet playing, ballet dancing, archaeologist"...

;-)"

A kind of Louis Armstrong/Rudolf Nureyev/Indiana Jones type of daughter then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanted to be an archaeologist when I was a kid, until I spoke to someone who told me there were no jobs in it.

I would love to do living histories for a living.

The Mr wants his own comic book stall and geek shop. I wouldn't mind having a cafe.

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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham

I would like to be an inventor or a tinkerer of things. For that I would need both time and money though.

My current aspiration is to become a published children's book author/illustrator.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be a writer of erotic novels

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

A fellow at G&C. Or the job I'm working towards getting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me, a green keeper at a picturesque golf club just like my hero Bill Murray in caddyshack.

"Wait up girls I got a salami I gotta hide still "

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"To be a writer of erotic novels

Yeah, but you would just keep changing the title of your book

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Art teacher or a Librarian

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe open up a surf hire place on the north Devon or Cornwall coast.

Failing that, become a Lego Master Builder (that's an actual job title!)

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach

Either that or an archaeologist

At one point my daughter was wanting to be a "trumpet playing, ballet dancing, archaeologist"...

;-)

A kind of Louis Armstrong/Rudolf Nureyev/Indiana Jones type of daughter then

We struggled to find her some work experience! So she's off to do a degree in Geography instead (hopefully!).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Physiotherapy for people with cerebral palsy and similar disabilities.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe open up a surf hire place on the north Devon or Cornwall coast.

Failing that, become a Lego Master Builder (that's an actual job title!)

is it really?

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

"Art teacher or a Librarian

Would you like to have a life model to pose for you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe open up a surf hire place on the north Devon or Cornwall coast.

Failing that, become a Lego Master Builder (that's an actual job title!)

Lacey's dream job is Lego master builder.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Park Ranger in Jasper or Banff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe open up a surf hire place on the north Devon or Cornwall coast.

Failing that, become a Lego Master Builder (that's an actual job title!)

is it really? "

For real

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach

"Maybe open up a surf hire place on the north Devon or Cornwall coast.

Failing that, become a Lego Master Builder (that's an actual job title!)

Lacey's dream job is Lego master builder. "

I watched a program about their entrance exams, it was very cool (in a sad geeky way!).

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Maybe open up a surf hire place on the north Devon or Cornwall coast.

Failing that, become a Lego Master Builder (that's an actual job title!)

is it really? "

He's building a massive cock & balls out of Lego as we speak

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

My dream job would be a Police fast response driver. Or Dective.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like to be able to create something so that we could feed the hungry try to convince the likes of Tesco etc to donate excess food to the homeless or those in working poverty . Just try to give back and help others in anyway would be the dream job . I think it's so important to try to improve the world by helping people who are most in need

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe open up a surf hire place on the north Devon or Cornwall coast.

Failing that, become a Lego Master Builder (that's an actual job title!)

Lacey's dream job is Lego master builder.

I watched a program about their entrance exams, it was very cool (in a sad geeky way!)."

The only sad thing about Lego is how much it costs!... Well, two things then. I haven't got any kids for an excuse to buy any

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe open up a surf hire place on the north Devon or Cornwall coast.

Failing that, become a Lego Master Builder (that's an actual job title!)

is it really?

For real

Well everyday is truly a school day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe open up a surf hire place on the north Devon or Cornwall coast.

Failing that, become a Lego Master Builder (that's an actual job title!)

is it really?

He's building a massive cock & balls out of Lego as we speak

*looks around for any sign of Ace* How did you know?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe open up a surf hire place on the north Devon or Cornwall coast.

Failing that, become a Lego Master Builder (that's an actual job title!)

is it really?

He's building a massive cock & balls out of Lego as we speak

*looks around for any sign of Ace* How did you know?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ace ventura pet detective is there any other dream job.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A book shop that sells coffee and cakes

But I'd never actually open it, just sit in the comfy chairs reading

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By *rwolfMan
over a year ago

bristol

Im quite lucky to be in my dream job. Love working as a paramedic, no two days are the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A book shop that sells coffee and cakes

But I'd never actually open it, just sit in the comfy chairs reading "

Sounds exquisite. ...my three favourite things

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By *londie8399Couple
over a year ago

blackpool

I volunteered for the rspca but i would have loved to do it as a propper job

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Maybe open up a surf hire place on the north Devon or Cornwall coast.

Failing that, become a Lego Master Builder (that's an actual job title!)

is it really?

He's building a massive cock & balls out of Lego as we speak

*looks around for any sign of Ace* How did you know?!!

You won't see me, cos I'm actually a profeshnul stalker innit bruv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im quite lucky to be in my dream job. Love working as a paramedic, no two days are the same "

Bet it is finding men with butter nut squash in there ass you dirty bugger

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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham

"Maybe open up a surf hire place on the north Devon or Cornwall coast.

Failing that, become a Lego Master Builder (that's an actual job title!)

Lacey's dream job is Lego master builder.

I watched a program about their entrance exams, it was very cool (in a sad geeky way!).

The only sad thing about Lego is how much it costs!... Well, two things then. I haven't got any kids for an excuse to buy any

Call it being prepared. You're buying it now in case of children later.

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

A private investigator ... Nothibv gets past me I Suss everyone out lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A private investigator ... Nothibv gets past me I Suss everyone out lol "

I think your fingers just did

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex

Can't believe I'm the only one thinking sex industry I'd love to have sex all day long and get paid for it lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe open up a surf hire place on the north Devon or Cornwall coast.

Failing that, become a Lego Master Builder (that's an actual job title!)

is it really?

He's building a massive cock & balls out of Lego as we speak

*looks around for any sign of Ace* How did you know?!!

You won't see me, cos I'm actually a profeshnul stalker innit bruv

Who said that?!! Damn! He's good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe open up a surf hire place on the north Devon or Cornwall coast.

Failing that, become a Lego Master Builder (that's an actual job title!)

Lacey's dream job is Lego master builder.

I watched a program about their entrance exams, it was very cool (in a sad geeky way!).

The only sad thing about Lego is how much it costs!... Well, two things then. I haven't got any kids for an excuse to buy any

Call it being prepared. You're buying it now in case of children later."

Oooh cunning plan! I like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A book shop that sells coffee and cakes

But I'd never actually open it, just sit in the comfy chairs reading

Sounds exquisite. ...my three favourite things

Some people could have a key to let themselves in and choose a book themselves

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

"A private investigator ... Nothibv gets past me I Suss everyone out lol "

Maybe we could team up?

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By *W ChapMan
over a year ago

Swindon

Bass Player in a really cool band

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Astronaut, but in the real world four years ago I quit my job & started a motorbike servicing & repair business from home.

Never going to be rich but I have just subbed myself out to another company for two days a week earning more in the two days than I did working a five & half day week four years ago.

So i'm pretty happy atm, I might have to curtail the dancing about to Stevie Wonders Greatest Hits while working there though

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By *rwolfMan
over a year ago

bristol

"Im quite lucky to be in my dream job. Love working as a paramedic, no two days are the same

Bet it is finding men with butter nut squash in there ass you dirty bugger

you would honestly be surprised with the amount of funny jobs we get.....its when you turn up and you know it all started with "Hey, hold my beer, this shits gonna be fun"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

National geographic photographer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ideal job....it's back home.

Standing at the foot of Strawberry run at sunshine village operating the chair lift. It's not for every one, it gets cold during the ski season

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lollypop man at a pedestrian crossing...... hey you don't start work until you reach the age of 65

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By *rwolfMan
over a year ago

bristol

"Astronaut, but in the real world four years ago I quit my job & started a motorbike servicing & repair business from home.

Never going to be rich but I have just subbed myself out to another company for two days a week earning more in the two days than I did working a five & half day week four years ago.

So i'm pretty happy atm, I might have to curtail the dancing about to Stevie Wonders Greatest Hits while working there though

Could always use some advice for my bike :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im quite lucky to be in my dream job. Love working as a paramedic, no two days are the same

Bet it is finding men with butter nut squash in there ass you dirty bugger

you would honestly be surprised with the amount of funny jobs we get.....its when you turn up and you know it all started with "Hey, hold my beer, this shits gonna be fun" "

Nothing good comes from that sentence always funny tho

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Can't believe I'm the only one thinking sex industry I'd love to have sex all day long and get paid for it lol."

My ex was in the adult entertainment industry, ok, she was a prostitute. £90/hr was the going rate back then. Not bad for laying on her back and opening her legs especially when I was in the room next door

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I want a little B&B on the coast somewhere

But I'll do food all the time, tapas in the garden with the firepit blazing.

Cocktails

Tea and cakes in the afternoon.

Here G3orgie, wanna rent my shed for your surf hire?

I'll even feed you if you walk around in shorts

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By *cott89Man
over a year ago

prestatyn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want a little B&B on the coast somewhere

But I'll do food all the time, tapas in the garden with the firepit blazing.

Cocktails

Tea and cakes in the afternoon.

Here G3orgie, wanna rent my shed for your surf hire?

I'll even feed you if you walk around in shorts

Hot damn! Where do I sign?

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By *cott89Man
over a year ago

prestatyn

would love to own my own bar one day, nice quiet one with pool table an juke box, i would call it "the dog house" and it can be where all the men go after arguements with there partners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love to work at the V & A, or the British Museum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lollypop man at a pedestrian crossing...... hey you don't start work until you reach the age of 65

my dad was a Lollypop man for a while...he loved it

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I want a little B&B on the coast somewhere

But I'll do food all the time, tapas in the garden with the firepit blazing.

Cocktails

Tea and cakes in the afternoon.

Here G3orgie, wanna rent my shed for your surf hire?

I'll even feed you if you walk around in shorts

Hot damn! Where do I sign?

Verbal agreement

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Im all reedy doing my ideal job

Chef

The Onley thing that wood make it better is to have solid hours instead of a 0 hour contract

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By *cott73Man
over a year ago

brighton

Lottery winner. Or evil genius.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lottery winner. Or evil genius."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lollypop man at a pedestrian crossing...... hey you don't start work until you reach the age of 65

my dad was a Lollypop man for a while...he loved it

Yeah when I was a kid , the old guy who patrolled the crossing next to our school was treated and respected like local hero in the community.... he was regard with genuine affection by kids and adults alike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think ive got the ideal job in my profession. Id love to say what it is but it will blow my true identity wide open.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always wanted to be a sexual health nurse but ended up doing healthcare science instead.

Doll x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think ive got the ideal job in my profession. Id love to say what it is but it will blow my true identity wide open.

So you're double bluffing with "mechanic" then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd quite like to be sir David Attenborough. Just generally roaming the globe pointing at interesting animals and being a national treasure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or a marine biologist

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Lollypop man at a pedestrian crossing...... hey you don't start work until you reach the age of 65

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Wrong you can be any age i was a lollypop person when daughter was at school good holidays though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lollypop man at a pedestrian crossing...... hey you don't start work until you reach the age of 65

Wrong you can be any age i was a lollypop person when daughter was at school good holidays though"

How times have changed then....

back in my day every lollipop person appeared to have at least 65 years under their belt and a propensity for smoking a pipe with St Bruno ready rub ... but thank-you for correcting any inaccuracy occurring in my memories .....

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"A private investigator ... Nothibv gets past me I Suss everyone out lol

Maybe we could team up?"

I amaze myself how sneaky I am !

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"A private investigator ... Nothibv gets past me I Suss everyone out lol "

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHItHKfzW7A

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Open my own dog sanctuary place. Waifs and strays would have a loving forever home there. Just need a huge lottery win.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think ive got the ideal job in my profession. Id love to say what it is but it will blow my true identity wide open.

So you're double bluffing with "mechanic" then

Jason Statham wasnt called the Mechanic for fixings cars now was he

lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cornish ferryman, Padstow/Rock or Fowey/Mevagissey would be fantastic.

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Im all reedy doing my ideal job

Chef

The Onley thing that wood make it better is to have solid hours instead of a 0 hour contract

Would you rather be Ainsley Harriott or Gordon f***ing Ramsey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think ive got the ideal job in my profession. Id love to say what it is but it will blow my true identity wide open.

So you're double bluffing with "mechanic" then

Jason Statham wasnt called the Mechanic for fixings cars now was he

lol xx"

No and Mike wasn't called Mike for no reason was he?

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Walking pooch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee shop/bookstore/musicians hangout....I've already got the decor planned out on pintrest lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee shop/bookstore/musicians hangout....I've already got the decor planned out on pintrest lol"

Looking for any staff?

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Falconer

Something to do with building cycles

Something to do with sailing

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By *ce Winger OP Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Something to do with sailing"

Grow yerself a bushy white beard and change yer username to Captain Birdseye then innit sis

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