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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The magical weight loss workout/dance

Anyone tried it, is it another bs hype or does it actually work?

Gotta love the testimonials on TV the before and after pics defo sell it anawl fs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Eat whit you want they say provided it fits into their color coded containers, even carbs fs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I mind I fell for one of these tv sales ads once, bought myself 'the abdominser' still sits under my bed, only been used a handful of times and cost me over a ton fs.

It's boxed and in as new condition if anyone wants to make me an offer for it

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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exercise tones slack muscles and builds muscle. so it will do either of those things.

long term diet changes are better for weight loss and maintaining a healthy weight.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"exercise tones slack muscles and builds muscle. so it will do either of those things.

long term diet changes are better for weight loss and maintaining a healthy weight."

So basically have more sex and eat more grapes

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"exercise tones slack muscles and builds muscle. so it will do either of those things.

long term diet changes are better for weight loss and maintaining a healthy weight.

So basically have more sex and eat more grapes

grapes have a lot sugar so not too many of those.

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over a year ago

"exercise tones slack muscles and builds muscle. so it will do either of those things.

long term diet changes are better for weight loss and maintaining a healthy weight.

So basically have more sex and eat more grapes

grapes have a lot sugar so not too many of those.

Puts down tub of red grapes just bought.. fuck it i'll just have the muffin instead and know there's shit loads of sugar in it haha

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By *orum TrollWoman
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"exercise tones slack muscles and builds muscle. so it will do either of those things.

long term diet changes are better for weight loss and maintaining a healthy weight.

So basically have more sex and eat more grapes

grapes have a lot sugar so not too many of those.

Puts down tub of red grapes just bought.. fuck it i'll just have the muffin instead and know there's shit loads of sugar in it haha"

oops, i think my diet advice isn't very good.

*backs out of topic*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"exercise tones slack muscles and builds muscle. so it will do either of those things.

long term diet changes are better for weight loss and maintaining a healthy weight.

So basically have more sex and eat more grapes

grapes have a lot sugar so not too many of those.

Puts down tub of red grapes just bought.. fuck it i'll just have the muffin instead and know there's shit loads of sugar in it haha

oops, i think my diet advice isn't very good.

*backs out of topic*

Tbf i did buy the grapes to have with cheese and crackers lol.. trying to make it 'healthier' fucked that up!

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"exercise tones slack muscles and builds muscle. so it will do either of those things.

long term diet changes are better for weight loss and maintaining a healthy weight.

So basically have more sex and eat more grapes

grapes have a lot sugar so not too many of those.

Puts down tub of red grapes just bought.. fuck it i'll just have the muffin instead and know there's shit loads of sugar in it haha

oops, i think my diet advice isn't very good.

*backs out of topic*

Tbf i did buy the grapes to have with cheese and crackers lol.. trying to make it 'healthier' fucked that up! "

i'm saying nothing, lol. think i'd be skinny if i had good diet advice anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"exercise tones slack muscles and builds muscle. so it will do either of those things.

long term diet changes are better for weight loss and maintaining a healthy weight.

So basically have more sex and eat more grapes

grapes have a lot sugar so not too many of those.

Puts down tub of red grapes just bought.. fuck it i'll just have the muffin instead and know there's shit loads of sugar in it haha

oops, i think my diet advice isn't very good.

*backs out of topic*

Tbf i did buy the grapes to have with cheese and crackers lol.. trying to make it 'healthier' fucked that up!

i'm saying nothing, lol. think i'd be skinny if i had good diet advice anyway."

Tbf im usually quite good with my diet but sometimes you need to say fuck it and eat the cheese haha

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By *orum TrollWoman
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"exercise tones slack muscles and builds muscle. so it will do either of those things.

long term diet changes are better for weight loss and maintaining a healthy weight.

So basically have more sex and eat more grapes

grapes have a lot sugar so not too many of those.

Puts down tub of red grapes just bought.. fuck it i'll just have the muffin instead and know there's shit loads of sugar in it haha

oops, i think my diet advice isn't very good.

*backs out of topic*

Tbf i did buy the grapes to have with cheese and crackers lol.. trying to make it 'healthier' fucked that up!

i'm saying nothing, lol. think i'd be skinny if i had good diet advice anyway.

Tbf im usually quite good with my diet but sometimes you need to say fuck it and eat the cheese haha "

ew i'd agree usually but...

my friend encouraged me too eat cheese last night, they know who they are, and i did eat a big chunk then really regretted it as my whole mouth just tasted of cheese for a while and that was weird.

surprised i never mentioned this last night actually. it's an awesome story.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"exercise tones slack muscles and builds muscle. so it will do either of those things.

long term diet changes are better for weight loss and maintaining a healthy weight.

So basically have more sex and eat more grapes

grapes have a lot sugar so not too many of those.

Puts down tub of red grapes just bought.. fuck it i'll just have the muffin instead and know there's shit loads of sugar in it haha

oops, i think my diet advice isn't very good.

*backs out of topic*

Tbf i did buy the grapes to have with cheese and crackers lol.. trying to make it 'healthier' fucked that up!

i'm saying nothing, lol. think i'd be skinny if i had good diet advice anyway.

Tbf im usually quite good with my diet but sometimes you need to say fuck it and eat the cheese haha

ew i'd agree usually but...

my friend encouraged me too eat cheese last night, they know who they are, and i did eat a big chunk then really regretted it as my whole mouth just tasted of cheese for a while and that was weird.

surprised i never mentioned this last night actually. it's an awesome story.

Was it his lordship above??

See i like onion chuntney with mine and port then you dont have weird after tastes

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By *orum TrollWoman
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"exercise tones slack muscles and builds muscle. so it will do either of those things.

long term diet changes are better for weight loss and maintaining a healthy weight.

So basically have more sex and eat more grapes

grapes have a lot sugar so not too many of those.

Puts down tub of red grapes just bought.. fuck it i'll just have the muffin instead and know there's shit loads of sugar in it haha

oops, i think my diet advice isn't very good.

*backs out of topic*

Tbf i did buy the grapes to have with cheese and crackers lol.. trying to make it 'healthier' fucked that up!

i'm saying nothing, lol. think i'd be skinny if i had good diet advice anyway.

Tbf im usually quite good with my diet but sometimes you need to say fuck it and eat the cheese haha

ew i'd agree usually but...

my friend encouraged me too eat cheese last night, they know who they are, and i did eat a big chunk then really regretted it as my whole mouth just tasted of cheese for a while and that was weird.

surprised i never mentioned this last night actually. it's an awesome story.

Was it his lordship above??

See i like onion chuntney with mine and port then you dont have weird after tastes "

nope, wasn't him but it's ok coz they know who they are.

never thought of putting pickles with it, only got beetroot right now anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"exercise tones slack muscles and builds muscle. so it will do either of those things.

long term diet changes are better for weight loss and maintaining a healthy weight.

So basically have more sex and eat more grapes

grapes have a lot sugar so not too many of those.

Puts down tub of red grapes just bought.. fuck it i'll just have the muffin instead and know there's shit loads of sugar in it haha

oops, i think my diet advice isn't very good.

*backs out of topic*

Tbf i did buy the grapes to have with cheese and crackers lol.. trying to make it 'healthier' fucked that up!

i'm saying nothing, lol. think i'd be skinny if i had good diet advice anyway.

Tbf im usually quite good with my diet but sometimes you need to say fuck it and eat the cheese haha

ew i'd agree usually but...

my friend encouraged me too eat cheese last night, they know who they are, and i did eat a big chunk then really regretted it as my whole mouth just tasted of cheese for a while and that was weird.

surprised i never mentioned this last night actually. it's an awesome story.

Was it his lordship above??

See i like onion chuntney with mine and port then you dont have weird after tastes

nope, wasn't him but it's ok coz they know who they are.

never thought of putting pickles with it, only got beetroot right now anyway."

Beetroot and cheese isnt too bad, onion chutney is fit, silverskin onions are lush too.. or gherkins.. mmmm gherkins (i know most will say yuck to that)

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By *orum TrollWoman
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"exercise tones slack muscles and builds muscle. so it will do either of those things.

long term diet changes are better for weight loss and maintaining a healthy weight.

So basically have more sex and eat more grapes

grapes have a lot sugar so not too many of those.

Puts down tub of red grapes just bought.. fuck it i'll just have the muffin instead and know there's shit loads of sugar in it haha

oops, i think my diet advice isn't very good.

*backs out of topic*

Tbf i did buy the grapes to have with cheese and crackers lol.. trying to make it 'healthier' fucked that up!

i'm saying nothing, lol. think i'd be skinny if i had good diet advice anyway.

Tbf im usually quite good with my diet but sometimes you need to say fuck it and eat the cheese haha

ew i'd agree usually but...

my friend encouraged me too eat cheese last night, they know who they are, and i did eat a big chunk then really regretted it as my whole mouth just tasted of cheese for a while and that was weird.

surprised i never mentioned this last night actually. it's an awesome story.

Was it his lordship above??

See i like onion chuntney with mine and port then you dont have weird after tastes

nope, wasn't him but it's ok coz they know who they are.

never thought of putting pickles with it, only got beetroot right now anyway.

Beetroot and cheese isnt too bad, onion chutney is fit, silverskin onions are lush too.. or gherkins.. mmmm gherkins (i know most will say yuck to that) "

if mcdonalds ever made a gherkin burger i would start going there again. hmmm.

i like crunchy stuff with cheese, so pickles is better than anything. although soft gherkins probably would be nice now i'm thinking about them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheese that hasn't been overly processed is good for you.

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"exercise tones slack muscles and builds muscle. so it will do either of those things.

long term diet changes are better for weight loss and maintaining a healthy weight.

So basically have more sex and eat more grapes

grapes have a lot sugar so not too many of those.

Puts down tub of red grapes just bought.. fuck it i'll just have the muffin instead and know there's shit loads of sugar in it haha

oops, i think my diet advice isn't very good.

*backs out of topic*

Tbf i did buy the grapes to have with cheese and crackers lol.. trying to make it 'healthier' fucked that up!

i'm saying nothing, lol. think i'd be skinny if i had good diet advice anyway.

Tbf im usually quite good with my diet but sometimes you need to say fuck it and eat the cheese haha

ew i'd agree usually but...

my friend encouraged me too eat cheese last night, they know who they are, and i did eat a big chunk then really regretted it as my whole mouth just tasted of cheese for a while and that was weird.

surprised i never mentioned this last night actually. it's an awesome story.

Was it his lordship above??

See i like onion chuntney with mine and port then you dont have weird after tastes

nope, wasn't him but it's ok coz they know who they are.

never thought of putting pickles with it, only got beetroot right now anyway.

Beetroot and cheese isnt too bad, onion chutney is fit, silverskin onions are lush too.. or gherkins.. mmmm gherkins (i know most will say yuck to that)

if mcdonalds ever made a gherkin burger i would start going there again. hmmm.

i like crunchy stuff with cheese, so pickles is better than anything. although soft gherkins probably would be nice now i'm thinking about them.

I just get the jar of the big whole gherkins they have a fair bit of crunch to them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheese that hasn't been overly processed is good for you. "

I eat pie d'angloys i dont think its too processed

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By *orum TrollWoman
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*is thinking about breaking into the corner shop coz they have gherkins there*

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By (user no longer on site)
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"*is thinking about breaking into the corner shop coz they have gherkins there*"
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Do it!!! Blame Mick

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By (user no longer on site)
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"Cheese that hasn't been overly processed is good for you.

I eat pie d'angloys i dont think its too processed "

The enemy is sugar and processed foods. Cut them out, don't over eat and there's no need to go dancing.

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"*is thinking about breaking into the corner shop coz they have gherkins there*m

Do it!!! Blame Mick "

Read the label though because sadly a lot of gherkins now have added sugar.

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By (user no longer on site)
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"Cheese that hasn't been overly processed is good for you.

I eat pie d'angloys i dont think its too processed

The enemy is sugar and processed foods. Cut them out, don't over eat and there's no need to go dancing."

Oh I know, i tend to eat fresh veggies and meat, sauces if having i make myself, i cannot eat too much crappy food or i get very poorly especially starchy carbs, its why cheese is my treat, helps that the supermarket that sells it is nearly 20 miles away

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By *orum TrollWoman
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am laughing at these replies but poor m1cks. can i choose him over the gherkins? tough decision.

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i'm also knackered and that's me off to bed. night ppl. and gherkins.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Eat pickled carrots, exercise horizontally, live long and prosper fs

More to the point what was the last useless dieting aid you bought due to late night TV ads?

PS: Anyone want to buy my abdominizer? Mates rates apply.

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"Eat pickled carrots, exercise horizontally, live long and prosper fs

More to the point what was the last useless dieting aid you bought due to late night TV ads?

PS: Anyone want to buy my abdominizer? Mates rates apply.

£1.50 and a Greggs sausage roll

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Eat pickled carrots, exercise horizontally, live long and prosper fs

More to the point what was the last useless dieting aid you bought due to late night TV ads?

PS: Anyone want to buy my abdominizer? Mates rates apply.

£1.50 and a Greggs sausage roll

Any advance on this offer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Want a chuckle? Tune into STV now fs

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"Eat pickled carrots, exercise horizontally, live long and prosper fs

More to the point what was the last useless dieting aid you bought due to late night TV ads?

PS: Anyone want to buy my abdominizer? Mates rates apply.

£1.50 and a Greggs sausage roll

Any advance on this offer

nope, they have an abdomiser at the gym and i ain't got a clue how to use it. i just lie in it and chat to people. pretend i was relaxing...nobody gives me hints how to use it either.

also, i ordered the new relishes from iceland and they didn't turn up. am pickle free again tonight.

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"Eat pickled carrots, exercise horizontally, live long and prosper fs

More to the point what was the last useless dieting aid you bought due to late night TV ads?

PS: Anyone want to buy my abdominizer? Mates rates apply.

£1.50 and a Greggs sausage roll

Any advance on this offer

nope, they have an abdomiser at the gym and i ain't got a clue how to use it. i just lie in it and chat to people. pretend i was relaxing...nobody gives me hints how to use it either.

also, i ordered the new relishes from iceland and they didn't turn up. am pickle free again tonight.

Write an email of complaint to the wee fuckers.

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By *orum TrollWoman
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"Eat pickled carrots, exercise horizontally, live long and prosper fs

More to the point what was the last useless dieting aid you bought due to late night TV ads?

PS: Anyone want to buy my abdominizer? Mates rates apply.

£1.50 and a Greggs sausage roll

Any advance on this offer

nope, they have an abdomiser at the gym and i ain't got a clue how to use it. i just lie in it and chat to people. pretend i was relaxing...nobody gives me hints how to use it either.

also, i ordered the new relishes from iceland and they didn't turn up. am pickle free again tonight.

Write an email of complaint to the wee fuckers.

see, nobody tells me how to use the abdomiser thing...

they texted me to say they hadn't got the stuff in, hope they didn't charge me for that text.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Eat pickled carrots, exercise horizontally, live long and prosper fs

More to the point what was the last useless dieting aid you bought due to late night TV ads?

PS: Anyone want to buy my abdominizer? Mates rates apply.

£1.50 and a Greggs sausage roll

Any advance on this offer

nope, they have an abdomiser at the gym and i ain't got a clue how to use it. i just lie in it and chat to people. pretend i was relaxing...nobody gives me hints how to use it either.

also, i ordered the new relishes from iceland and they didn't turn up. am pickle free again tonight.

Write an email of complaint to the wee fuckers.

see, nobody tells me how to use the abdomiser thing...

they texted me to say they hadn't got the stuff in, hope they didn't charge me for that text."

Nah incoming texts are free

your ment to lay on it and push up

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"Eat pickled carrots, exercise horizontally, live long and prosper fs

More to the point what was the last useless dieting aid you bought due to late night TV ads?

PS: Anyone want to buy my abdominizer? Mates rates apply.

£1.50 and a Greggs sausage roll

Any advance on this offer

nope, they have an abdomiser at the gym and i ain't got a clue how to use it. i just lie in it and chat to people. pretend i was relaxing...nobody gives me hints how to use it either.

also, i ordered the new relishes from iceland and they didn't turn up. am pickle free again tonight.

Write an email of complaint to the wee fuckers.

see, nobody tells me how to use the abdomiser thing...

they texted me to say they hadn't got the stuff in, hope they didn't charge me for that text.

Nah incoming texts are free

your ment to lay on it and push up

sounds easy enough and i shall have ago on thurs when i get to the gym again, thanks.

still not got any pickles here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Eat pickled carrots, exercise horizontally, live long and prosper fs

More to the point what was the last useless dieting aid you bought due to late night TV ads?

PS: Anyone want to buy my abdominizer? Mates rates apply.

£1.50 and a Greggs sausage roll

Any advance on this offer

nope, they have an abdomiser at the gym and i ain't got a clue how to use it. i just lie in it and chat to people. pretend i was relaxing...nobody gives me hints how to use it either.

also, i ordered the new relishes from iceland and they didn't turn up. am pickle free again tonight.

Write an email of complaint to the wee fuckers.

see, nobody tells me how to use the abdomiser thing...

they texted me to say they hadn't got the stuff in, hope they didn't charge me for that text.

Nah incoming texts are free

your ment to lay on it and push up

sounds easy enough and i shall have ago on thurs when i get to the gym again, thanks.

still not got any pickles here.

Get doon tae yer local chippy for they bad boys fs

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By *orum TrollWoman
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"Eat pickled carrots, exercise horizontally, live long and prosper fs

More to the point what was the last useless dieting aid you bought due to late night TV ads?

PS: Anyone want to buy my abdominizer? Mates rates apply.

£1.50 and a Greggs sausage roll

Any advance on this offer

nope, they have an abdomiser at the gym and i ain't got a clue how to use it. i just lie in it and chat to people. pretend i was relaxing...nobody gives me hints how to use it either.

also, i ordered the new relishes from iceland and they didn't turn up. am pickle free again tonight.

Write an email of complaint to the wee fuckers.

see, nobody tells me how to use the abdomiser thing...

they texted me to say they hadn't got the stuff in, hope they didn't charge me for that text.

Nah incoming texts are free

your ment to lay on it and push up

sounds easy enough and i shall have ago on thurs when i get to the gym again, thanks.

still not got any pickles here.

Get doon tae yer local chippy for they bad boys fs

i've had frickles, fried pickles, they were alright. not hungry now anyway, just gonna have to head into town this week when i cba.

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