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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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Bit deep in here ain't it?

Who wants a drink?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pint of piss please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah I do, let's get squiffy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah I do, let's get squiffy

Shove over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something ice cold, sweating cobs ere

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By *W ChapMan
over a year ago

Swindon

Tea, white no sugar please if anyone's offering.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't got bladderd in months...straight to shorts. I need to stop deep!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh go on then since you offered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coke please. Pepsi is more than okay. Little bit of ice too.

Driving, you see.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah I do, let's get squiffy

Shove over

Gladly, however my hands may wander

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah I do, let's get squiffy

Shove over

Gladly, however my hands may wander

Race you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah I do, let's get squiffy

My nickname is squiffy. (Probably shouldn't have said that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lager please ma'am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gotta love the deep end

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Gotta love the deep end

The only deep I like is balls deep

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By *appytrailmanMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Can I have a double rum and please no ice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A pint of piss please.

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with a side.of vomit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah I do, let's get squiffy

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squiffy

I haven't heard that since I read an inspector calls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gotta love the deep end

The only deep I like is balls deep "

Well I didn't want to presume

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah I do, let's get squiffy

Shove over

Gladly, however my hands may wander

Race you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cup of tea please, it might change to wine later x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wish I cud x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please! Like seriously please!

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Would kill for a drink right now!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I have a terrible hankering for black forest gateau at the moment, so if you can rustle up a cocktail of similar flavour I'd be forever in your debt x

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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Oh experimental cocktail making it is then

Sit down my darlings and let me shake you something up

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Oh experimental cocktail making it is then

Sit down my darlings and let me shake you something up

I shall sit poised with my straw at the ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a terrible hankering for black forest gateau at the moment, so if you can rustle up a cocktail of similar flavour I'd be forever in your debt x"

This is me but with red velvet cake, been craving it all day!

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By *tticusFMan
over a year ago

Newark

Yeah, I could happily have a drink right now too.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Oh experimental cocktail making it is then

Sit down my darlings and let me shake you something up

I shall sit poised with my straw at the ready

Creme de cacoa and cherry brandy, maybe some cassis too? Whipped cream and chocolate shavings on top.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I have a terrible hankering for black forest gateau at the moment, so if you can rustle up a cocktail of similar flavour I'd be forever in your debt x

This is me but with red velvet cake, been craving it all day! "

Prosecco and raspberry liqueur

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody Mary please Honey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a terrible hankering for black forest gateau at the moment, so if you can rustle up a cocktail of similar flavour I'd be forever in your debt x

This is me but with red velvet cake, been craving it all day!

Prosecco and raspberry liqueur

Oh really?! Defo trying that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only water for me... doctors orders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

15 pints of lager, a dozen bags of pork scratchings and, a couple of Cherry B's for the missus please Honey.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Oh experimental cocktail making it is then

Sit down my darlings and let me shake you something up

I shall sit poised with my straw at the ready

Creme de cacoa and cherry brandy, maybe some cassis too? Whipped cream and chocolate shavings on top. "

I think I just had a little sex wee. Oh my God.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Bloody Mary please Honey

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I have a terrible hankering for black forest gateau at the moment, so if you can rustle up a cocktail of similar flavour I'd be forever in your debt x

This is me but with red velvet cake, been craving it all day!

Prosecco and raspberry liqueur

Oh really?! Defo trying that one

Google it

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London

Pint of lager and a double southern and lemonade please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh experimental cocktail making it is then

Sit down my darlings and let me shake you something up

I shall sit poised with my straw at the ready

Creme de cacoa and cherry brandy, maybe some cassis too? Whipped cream and chocolate shavings on top. "

May I suggest you deposit all ingredients into your vagina, jog on the spot for 30 seconds and piss in my mouth

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Oh experimental cocktail making it is then

Sit down my darlings and let me shake you something up

I shall sit poised with my straw at the ready

Creme de cacoa and cherry brandy, maybe some cassis too? Whipped cream and chocolate shavings on top.

May I suggest you deposit all ingredients into your vagina, jog on the spot for 30 seconds and piss in my mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a terrible hankering for black forest gateau at the moment, so if you can rustle up a cocktail of similar flavour I'd be forever in your debt x"

Black Forest Gateau Martini

2 shots Vodka

3/4 shot of Chambord

3/4 shot of Crème De Fraise Du Bois

1 shot of Double Cream

1/4 shot of Crème De Cassis

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I have a terrible hankering for black forest gateau at the moment, so if you can rustle up a cocktail of similar flavour I'd be forever in your debt x

Black Forest Gateau Martini

2 shots Vodka

3/4 shot of Chambord

3/4 shot of Crème De Fraise Du Bois

1 shot of Double Cream

1/4 shot of Crème De Cassis

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By *eovilcouple76Couple
over a year ago

yeovil

Sex on the beach,, even if it's not in a glass, if not mines a vodka Diet Coke PLEASE!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hell yes. Long Island Iced Tea please.

I'm hopeful that I've filled a position today. It's taken long enough.

Bit counting chickens yet though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Margarita for me, please

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