FabSwingers.com forum: Why can't i get any meets?!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I don't get it? I have a very good copy and paste paragraph and I've sent it to every woman within 20 miles and all I get is deleted messages?! Always attach dick pics and my profile is banging so why aren't I getting laid! Pfft, call yourself swingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't get it? I have a very good copy and paste paragraph and I've sent it to every woman within 20 miles and all I get is deleted messages?! Always attach dick pics and my profile is banging so why aren't I getting laid! Pfft, call yourself swingers

It's terrible isn't it

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

You could try a creepy "I know you" message and see how far that gets you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's terrible isn't it

I know right?! Swear there's more men than women on here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You could try a creepy "I know you" message and see how far that gets you?

Tried that. Apparently they knew me too. Now my penis is on Facebook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nice take on the usual 'look at me' tripe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love it!

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

It's terrible isn't it

I know right?! Swear there's more men than women on here

Are there really, well I never

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

because 99 percent of the people on here are time waters. the miles we have travelled just to be let down is breathtaking.we have only met one genuine couple in two years..mind you they are a great find.and we see them as often as we can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably your cock is too big.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need to change your approach to a mass bombardment of 'fancy a fuck' messages and attaching 10 different angles of dribbling cock shot.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

nice take on the usual 'look at me' tripe

What do you mean?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's terrible isn't it

I know right?! Swear there's more men than women on here

Are there really, well I never

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Apparently so

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

Balls... I'm over 20 miles away.... I feel so left out....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You need to change your approach to a mass bombardment of 'fancy a fuck' messages and attaching 10 different angles of dribbling cock shot. "

Oh I'd never use the word 'fuck'. I prefer 'pounding'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Copy and paste lol have you not the spare 20 seconds to actually read there profile

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Probably your cock is too big. "

Could be! I did zoom in quite a bit to be fair.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Copy and paste lol have you not the spare 20 seconds to actually read there profile "

What's that?

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By *W ChapMan
over a year ago

Swindon

"You need to change your approach to a mass bombardment of 'fancy a fuck' messages and attaching 10 different angles of dribbling cock shot.

Oh I'd never use the word 'fuck'. I prefer 'pounding'

Back door bashed in works well for me, try it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FAF?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you tried messaging fat women? They never say no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take down the shirt pic and swap it for a cumshot

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Basic stuff mate; you've no Sky remote next to your dick pic in your gallery

You're welcome

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

FAF?"

But you haven't had my copy and paste message yet?! Noob

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Take down the shirt pic and swap it for a cumshot

Good shout! I'll see if i can catch it in-flight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FAF?

But you haven't had my copy and paste message yet?! Noob

Well send it already!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anyone never told u about the seven day rule

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you tried messaging fat women? They never say no. "

Have to say TifFanny...love that gorgeous red and black bra... X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

FAF?

But you haven't had my copy and paste message yet?! Noob

Well send it already!

I better get a friggin vaj shot for this

bloody hard work copying and pasting all the god damn time

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By *olden_Road_to_SamarkandMan
over a year ago

London & North Wessex Downs

They're all being very cruel to you poor chap!

Two suggestions:

1) A longer profile

2) a few more photos

Good luck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FAF?"

Yes I do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you tried messaging fat women? They never say no.

Have to say TifFanny...love that gorgeous red and black bra... X"

OI!! This is my attention seeking thread. Get ya own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you tried messaging fat women? They never say no.

Have to say TifFanny...love that gorgeous red and black bra... X"

Ta, it's an Asda bra

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Has anyone never told u about the seven day rule "

After 7 days, bombard with question marks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you tried messaging fat women? They never say no.

Have to say TifFanny...love that gorgeous red and black bra... X

OI!! This is my attention seeking thread. Get ya own

If you want attention you need an erect cock pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone never told u about the seven day rule

After 7 days, bombard with question marks?"

No, that's after 7 seconds.

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By *azzler10105Man
over a year ago

London

An erect cock isn't always the answer lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you tried messaging fat women? They never say no.

Have to say TifFanny...love that gorgeous red and black bra... X

Ta, it's an Asda bra

Wouldn't have even guessed that...looks far too fancy! X

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"Has anyone never told u about the seven day rule

After 7 days, bombard with question marks?"

Pmsl! I got "Shh" from a woman in here last week?

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By *oveUnicornWoman
over a year ago

Newbury

"Have you tried messaging fat women? They never say no. "

Now i know why i get so many messages!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

FAF?

Yes I do

She's nicking my FAF! Where's the fab police when you need them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An erect cock isn't always the answer lol"

Gets you attention though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you tried messaging fat women? They never say no.

Now i know why i get so many messages!!!

I'm inundated

Try going fab straight OP, your cock will be sucked before the first light of dawn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FAF?

Yes I do

She's nicking my FAF! Where's the fab police when you need them

Go on then you can have one as well

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you tried messaging fat women? They never say no.

Now i know why i get so many messages!!!

I'm inundated

Try going fab straight OP, your cock will be sucked before the first light of dawn."

Ey I'm not THAT easy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

FAF?

Yes I do

She's nicking my FAF! Where's the fab police when you need them

Go on then you can have one as well

As long as it's fuck and go you're on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They're all being very cruel to you poor chap!

Two suggestions:

1) A longer profile

2) a few more photos

Good luck!"

Bit too much hard work that. I'll just stick one of those Sydney university paragraphs on there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FAF?

Yes I do

She's nicking my FAF! Where's the fab police when you need them

Go on then you can have one as well

As long as it's fuck and go you're on

Nah, I'm retracting my offer then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FAF?

But you haven't had my copy and paste message yet?! Noob

Well send it already!

I better get a friggin vaj shot for this

bloody hard work copying and pasting all the god damn time

I'll send you vaj dont worry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FAF?

Yes I do

Thought you'd never say yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Patience is the key lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell them you can breathe through your ears. Apparently that changes everything

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

FAF?

Yes I do

She's nicking my FAF! Where's the fab police when you need them

Go on then you can have one as well

As long as it's fuck and go you're on

Nah, I'm retracting my offer then

Ok, I'll stay for 5 minutes afterwards but you have to make a 'when did you last fuck' thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

FAF?

But you haven't had my copy and paste message yet?! Noob

Well send it already!

I better get a friggin vaj shot for this

bloody hard work copying and pasting all the god damn time

I'll send you vaj dont worry

#dealbreaker

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Patience is the key lol"

You try saying that to a morning hard on that serves no purpose but stops you rolling out of bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need the cock shot over the unflushed toilet. It's a game changer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you tried adding more dick pics, maybe attach one to your initial cut and paste message

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

You've been here two weeks man....and you've not had a meet yet

You're beyond redemption!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You could try a creepy "I know you" message and see how far that gets you?

Tried that. Apparently they knew me too. Now my penis is on Facebook"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This ^^

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Have you tried adding more dick pics, maybe attach one to your initial cut and paste message "

More dick pics?! GENIUS!! Could be onto a winner here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's because you've got a profile picture and you're verified. Everyone knows women love a dark mysterious stranger

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You've been here two weeks man....and you've not had a meet yet

You're beyond redemption!!"

I knew it. I have to think of another username now! 3rd one this year!

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

3 words.... copy and paste...

way to go with the effort!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

3 words.... copy and paste...

way to go with the effort!!!!!"

You try sending a copy and paste to everyone that comes up in your search parameters. It's bloody hard work

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By *rwolfMan
over a year ago

bristol

I know right...

Had a meet, watched her sleeping... Ok she freaked when she woke but i cant help it if she never told me her address, left the window open...

Its not like i had my nightvision goggles and ladder or anything

*post may contain sarcasm, please seek medical advice incase of an allergic reaction*

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

There is hope for you OP...it's a little dark..and you might not want to go there...but it's inhabited by many strange beings that claim straightness here...yes Luke come over to the dark side that is Fab Guys!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's because we're all frigid....did you not get the memo?

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

It's because we're all frigid....did you not get the memo?

No it's not...it's because you all hate ALL men...now where is Cobalt Blue when you need him?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There is hope for you OP...it's a little dark..and you might not want to go there...but it's inhabited by many strange beings that claim straightness here...yes Luke come over to the dark side that is Fab Guys!!

Ooh! Is there vagina on there too?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's because we're all frigid....did you not get the memo?

I thought that was an urban myth?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Always attach dick pics"

Does the said picture contain a sky remote or a can of lynx deodorant in it though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't get it? I have a very good copy and paste paragraph and I've sent it to every woman within 20 miles and all I get is deleted messages?"

Why would you need to copy/paste "Hi" ?

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Ooh! Is there vagina on there too?!

There's equal chances of getting your cock sucked, or finding pussy in there, as there is in here lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't get it? I have a very good copy and paste paragraph and I've sent it to every woman within 20 miles and all I get is deleted messages?

Why would you need to copy/paste "Hi" ?"

Saves me typing 'hi' obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First you have to captivate their minds then you can have their bodies fs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

First you have to captivate their minds then you can have their bodies fs

Seems a bit complex

why can't we just get straight to the bodies ffs

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Doesn't make any sense to me!

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

Hmmm... South Wales... The ferry to Fishguard might get me within reach of all this dick pic'ing, copy/pasting action.... I'm off to check sailing times...

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Hmmm... South Wales... The ferry to Fishguard might get me within reach of all this dick pic'ing, copy/pasting action.... I'm off to check sailing times...

RyanAir'd be quicker!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hmmm... South Wales... The ferry to Fishguard might get me within reach of all this dick pic'ing, copy/pasting action.... I'm off to check sailing times...

It's a rare thing on here I'm sure

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Doesn't make any sense to me!

I know right?! You'd think out of all those messages, someone would spread 'em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sent it to me and i'm within 10 miles

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Doesn't make any sense to me!

I know right?! You'd think out of all those messages, someone would spread 'em

I would!...Oh..wait a minute.. too far and too young! What a shame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what is the seven day rule ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Not sent it to me and i'm within 10 miles

Filters

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Doesn't make any sense to me!

I know right?! You'd think out of all those messages, someone would spread 'em

I would!...Oh..wait a minute.. too far and too young! What a shame

Excuses, excuses

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"what is the seven day rule ? "

If they don't reply within 7 days, make a new profile and try again

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This ^^"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing can stop me , am all the way up (8)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did no one give you the memo?

Messaging is yesterday's news.The new thing is to just lob it through there letterbox and shout-! YOU HAVE MALE !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nothing can stop me , am all the way up (8) "

Funny way to sing little mix

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did no one give you the memo?

Messaging is yesterday's news.The new thing is to just lob it through there letterbox and shout-! YOU HAVE MALE !"

What if it's one of those old letterboxes? It'll get trapped in there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op....I have one very important question for you.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Op....I have one very important question for you.....

Hit me with it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Op....I have one very important question for you.....

Hit me with it

You sure it's important?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Op....I have one very important question for you.....

Hit me with it

You sure it's important?

Goodness yes!

Did you bring cake ?

This is ritual of all fab newbies.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Op....I have one very important question for you.....

Hit me with it

You sure it's important?

Goodness yes!

Did you bring cake ?

This is ritual of all fab newbies.

Who said I was a newbie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know right...

Had a meet, watched her sleeping... Ok she freaked when she woke but i cant help it if she never told me her address, left the window open...

Its not like i had my nightvision goggles and ladder or anything

*post may contain sarcasm, please seek medical advice incase of an allergic reaction*"

Hahahahahahahahaha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what is the seven day rule ?

If they don't reply within 7 days, make a new profile and try again

Also hahahahahaha hahahaha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm on my 98th profile...

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Epic fail!

As well as cock pics and cum shots, you need pics of you barebacking, where most of the body shown isn't yours but an appropriate calibre of person that you typically shag, even if it's a gut wrenching slam shot, we recipients would just have to have some of it.

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

I always get wet when I get a message saying "..."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I always get wet when I get a message saying "..."

Thanks for the tip!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Epic fail!

Problem is, I can't get a vagina to hang out of so I can snap it

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

To (mis)quote Muhammad Ali:

I'm too damn pretty.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To (mis)quote Muhammad Ali:

I'm too damn pretty. "

To quote right said Fred:

I'm too sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To (mis)quote Muhammad Ali:

I'm too damn pretty.

To quote right said Fred:

I'm too sexy"

My Mum had that album...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To (mis)quote Muhammad Ali:

I'm too damn pretty.

To quote right said Fred:

I'm too sexy

My Mum had that album..."

Your mum!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To (mis)quote Muhammad Ali:

I'm too damn pretty.

To quote right said Fred:

I'm too sexy

My Mum had that album..."

It's a great album

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Shirt removed by poster, because it hurt, at 28/04/17 00:07:19]"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To (mis)quote Muhammad Ali:

I'm too damn pretty.

To quote right said Fred:

I'm too sexy

My Mum had that album...

Your mum! "

Your bum!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To (mis)quote Muhammad Ali:

I'm too damn pretty.

To quote right said Fred:

I'm too sexy

My Mum had that album...

Your mum!

Your bum! "

She stole Estella's bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To (mis)quote Muhammad Ali:

I'm too damn pretty.

To quote right said Fred:

I'm too sexy

My Mum had that album...

Your mum!

Your bum! "

Do you fancy a gig next Tuesday, I've a spare ticket to Seafret at the aptly named Bush Hall, in Hammerjammers....? Random I know. But what the hey!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To (mis)quote Muhammad Ali:

I'm too damn pretty.

To quote right said Fred:

I'm too sexy

My Mum had that album...

Your mum!

Your bum!

She stole Estella's bum

That still bumming you out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi Oliver

Sorry to hear your not getting many meets...

I, like most men on here am inundated with meet requests, mails and constant friend requests.

Effectively this site is a lot like a tap...with the water being vagina.

I mean, I havent looked at your profile so i have no idea why your not getting meets... maybe take some pictures were you are pouting sorta like a duck face. Apparently it's very in...

And you my friend will soon have your own tap and be enjoying cool fresh glass of vagina a day too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To (mis)quote Muhammad Ali:

I'm too damn pretty.

To quote right said Fred:

I'm too sexy

My Mum had that album...

Your mum!

Your bum!

Do you fancy a gig next Tuesday, I've a spare ticket to Seafret at the aptly named Bush Hall, in Hammerjammers....? Random I know. But what the hey!! "

Count me in!

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over a year ago

"To (mis)quote Muhammad Ali:

I'm too damn pretty.

To quote right said Fred:

I'm too sexy

My Mum had that album...

Your mum!

Your bum!

She stole Estella's bum

That still bumming you out?

Little bit

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over a year ago

"Hi Oliver

Sorry to hear your not getting many meets...

I, like most men on here am inundated with meet requests, mails and constant friend requests.

Effectively this site is a lot like a tap...with the water being vagina.

I mean, I havent looked at your profile so i have no idea why your not getting meets... maybe take some pictures were you are pouting sorta like a duck face. Apparently it's very in...

And you my friend will soon have your own tap and be enjoying cool fresh glass of vagina a day too.

Are these taps only available to platinum members?

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over a year ago

"To (mis)quote Muhammad Ali:

I'm too damn pretty.

To quote right said Fred:

I'm too sexy

My Mum had that album...

Your mum!

Your bum!

Do you fancy a gig next Tuesday, I've a spare ticket to Seafret at the aptly named Bush Hall, in Hammerjammers....? Random I know. But what the hey!!

Count me in! "

That's epic news. I had no +1 and was going to just mooch on my own! Will send you deets tomorrow. Yusssssss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To (mis)quote Muhammad Ali:

I'm too damn pretty.

To quote right said Fred:

I'm too sexy

My Mum had that album...

Your mum!

Your bum!

She stole Estella's bum

That still bumming you out?

Little bit

Bummer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To (mis)quote Muhammad Ali:

I'm too damn pretty.

To quote right said Fred:

I'm too sexy

My Mum had that album...

Your mum!

Your bum!

Do you fancy a gig next Tuesday, I've a spare ticket to Seafret at the aptly named Bush Hall, in Hammerjammers....? Random I know. But what the hey!!

Count me in!

That's epic news. I had no +1 and was going to just mooch on my own! Will send you deets tomorrow. Yusssssss.

Sweeeeet!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To (mis)quote Muhammad Ali:

I'm too damn pretty.

To quote right said Fred:

I'm too sexy

My Mum had that album...

Your mum!

Your bum!

Do you fancy a gig next Tuesday, I've a spare ticket to Seafret at the aptly named Bush Hall, in Hammerjammers....? Random I know. But what the hey!!

Count me in!

That's epic news. I had no +1 and was going to just mooch on my own! Will send you deets tomorrow. Yusssssss.

Sweeeeet! "

You can't organise meets on my thread and leave me out of it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To (mis)quote Muhammad Ali:

I'm too damn pretty.

To quote right said Fred:

I'm too sexy

My Mum had that album...

Your mum!

Your bum!

Do you fancy a gig next Tuesday, I've a spare ticket to Seafret at the aptly named Bush Hall, in Hammerjammers....? Random I know. But what the hey!!

Count me in!

That's epic news. I had no +1 and was going to just mooch on my own! Will send you deets tomorrow. Yusssssss.

Sweeeeet!

You can't organise meets on my thread and leave me out of it!

Just did! Bum titty bum bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To (mis)quote Muhammad Ali:

I'm too damn pretty.

To quote right said Fred:

I'm too sexy

My Mum had that album...

Your mum!

Your bum!

Do you fancy a gig next Tuesday, I've a spare ticket to Seafret at the aptly named Bush Hall, in Hammerjammers....? Random I know. But what the hey!!

Count me in!

That's epic news. I had no +1 and was going to just mooch on my own! Will send you deets tomorrow. Yusssssss.

Sweeeeet!

You can't organise meets on my thread and leave me out of it!

Oh, you're ALWAYS invited!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To (mis)quote Muhammad Ali:

I'm too damn pretty.

To quote right said Fred:

I'm too sexy

My Mum had that album...

Your mum!

Your bum!

Do you fancy a gig next Tuesday, I've a spare ticket to Seafret at the aptly named Bush Hall, in Hammerjammers....? Random I know. But what the hey!!

Count me in!

That's epic news. I had no +1 and was going to just mooch on my own! Will send you deets tomorrow. Yusssssss.

Sweeeeet!

You can't organise meets on my thread and leave me out of it!

Oh, you're ALWAYS invited! "

Good

wait.. who are seafret?

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"To (mis)quote Muhammad Ali:

I'm too damn pretty.

To quote right said Fred:

I'm too sexy

My Mum had that album...

Your mum!

Your bum!

Do you fancy a gig next Tuesday, I've a spare ticket to Seafret at the aptly named Bush Hall, in Hammerjammers....? Random I know. But what the hey!!

Count me in!

That's epic news. I had no +1 and was going to just mooch on my own! Will send you deets tomorrow. Yusssssss.

Sweeeeet!

You can't organise meets on my thread and leave me out of it!

Oh, you're ALWAYS invited!

Good

wait.. who are seafret?"

https://youtu.be/RHhkd2B87Q8

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To (mis)quote Muhammad Ali:

I'm too damn pretty.

To quote right said Fred:

I'm too sexy

My Mum had that album...

Your mum!

Your bum!

Do you fancy a gig next Tuesday, I've a spare ticket to Seafret at the aptly named Bush Hall, in Hammerjammers....? Random I know. But what the hey!!

Count me in!

That's epic news. I had no +1 and was going to just mooch on my own! Will send you deets tomorrow. Yusssssss.

Sweeeeet!

You can't organise meets on my thread and leave me out of it!

Oh, you're ALWAYS invited!

Good

wait.. who are seafret?

https://youtu.be/RHhkd2B87Q8"

They're pretty good actually

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To (mis)quote Muhammad Ali:

I'm too damn pretty.

To quote right said Fred:

I'm too sexy

My Mum had that album...

Your mum!

Your bum!

Do you fancy a gig next Tuesday, I've a spare ticket to Seafret at the aptly named Bush Hall, in Hammerjammers....? Random I know. But what the hey!!

Count me in!

That's epic news. I had no +1 and was going to just mooch on my own! Will send you deets tomorrow. Yusssssss.

Sweeeeet!

You can't organise meets on my thread and leave me out of it!

Just did! Bum titty bum bum

Bum thief

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