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The fitty at work

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Tell us about your workplace crush. What would you like to do with them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm fucking my workplace crush already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is one, but he's only been training with us while another restaurant was being built. It opens soon, so he's leaving our site this week

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By *aveandSue1Couple
over a year ago

Doncaster


"There is one, but he's only been training with us while another restaurant was being built. It opens soon, so he's leaving our site this week "

But you're going to offer it to him. Yes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm fucking her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like today, I spend most of my time in the office by myself so....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is one, but he's only been training with us while another restaurant was being built. It opens soon, so he's leaving our site this week

But you're going to offer it to him. Yes?"

I think I'd scare him off he's only 20

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

I mainly work with women so dont have one lol

Miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is one, but he's only been training with us while another restaurant was being built. It opens soon, so he's leaving our site this week

But you're going to offer it to him. Yes?

I think I'd scare him off he's only 20 "

A 20 year old turning down sex? I doubt it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is one, but he's only been training with us while another restaurant was being built. It opens soon, so he's leaving our site this week

But you're going to offer it to him. Yes?

I think I'd scare him off he's only 20

A 20 year old turning down sex? I doubt it "

When you put it like that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There is one, but he's only been training with us while another restaurant was being built. It opens soon, so he's leaving our site this week "

Then you'll need to make his last week very memorable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is one, but he's only been training with us while another restaurant was being built. It opens soon, so he's leaving our site this week

Then you'll need to make his last week very memorable."

But how? Sex in the walk in freezer?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

MrMonkey and SexyBrunette doing it right

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach

I am the office fitty (I work from home)!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There is one, but he's only been training with us while another restaurant was being built. It opens soon, so he's leaving our site this week

Then you'll need to make his last week very memorable.

But how? Sex in the walk in freezer? "

Having just seen your profile, an emphatic yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a woman at work who I fancy the socks off. She's pretty, fun to talk to, nice legs, great arse, FANTASTIC tits - and married .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's a woman at work who I fancy the socks off. She's pretty, fun to talk to, nice legs, great arse, FANTASTIC tits - and married ."

bloody typical

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is one, but he's only been training with us while another restaurant was being built. It opens soon, so he's leaving our site this week

Then you'll need to make his last week very memorable.

But how? Sex in the walk in freezer?

Having just seen your profile, an emphatic yes. "

*plots a way to get the whipper snapper in the freezer*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There's a woman at work who I fancy the socks off. She's pretty, fun to talk to, nice legs, great arse, FANTASTIC tits - and married ."

Perfect. The best crushes are unobtainable. Or, difficult to. Makes it all the more satisfying.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There is one, but he's only been training with us while another restaurant was being built. It opens soon, so he's leaving our site this week

Then you'll need to make his last week very memorable.

But how? Sex in the walk in freezer?

Having just seen your profile, an emphatic yes.

*plots a way to get the whipper snapper in the freezer* "

A coy wink should do it.

Or if subtlety isn't his strong point, grab him by his ear and drag him in. Cavewoman style.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is one, but he's only been training with us while another restaurant was being built. It opens soon, so he's leaving our site this week

Then you'll need to make his last week very memorable.

But how? Sex in the walk in freezer?

Having just seen your profile, an emphatic yes.

*plots a way to get the whipper snapper in the freezer* "

You can drag me in the freezer any time, i will even let you suck on my magnum!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is one, but he's only been training with us while another restaurant was being built. It opens soon, so he's leaving our site this week

Then you'll need to make his last week very memorable.

But how? Sex in the walk in freezer?

Having just seen your profile, an emphatic yes.

*plots a way to get the whipper snapper in the freezer*

A coy wink should do it.

Or if subtlety isn't his strong point, grab him by his ear and drag him in. Cavewoman style.

"

Cave woman it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is one, but he's only been training with us while another restaurant was being built. It opens soon, so he's leaving our site this week

Then you'll need to make his last week very memorable.

But how? Sex in the walk in freezer?

Having just seen your profile, an emphatic yes.

*plots a way to get the whipper snapper in the freezer*

You can drag me in the freezer any time, i will even let you suck on my magnum!!!!! "

ten out of ten for cheesiness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 27/04/17 11:50:32]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"MrMonkey and SexyBrunette doing it right

Oh hello "

Sounds like a hot pairing to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"MrMonkey and SexyBrunette doing it right

Oh hello

Sounds like a hot pairing to me "

I like the sound of that pairing, not sure she does

Can I come get a job where you work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Like today, I spend most of my time in the office by myself so.... "

You need a PA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's 1 woman where I work, she's my friends mum and married to an engineer who also works there. Not gonna happen.

There did used to be a girl a few years younger working with me though, very attractive, so I guess she'd have to be my workplace crush.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Knickers removed by poster in anticipation at 27/04/17 11:50:32]"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are no ladies where I work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At my place of work!!! You are joking aren't you it's like a retirement home

Wouldn't spend my days on here perving otherwise lol

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By *horehouseprincessWoman
over a year ago

small town near Munich

Bounce a penny off of his delectable ass and then fuck him silly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was so sexy I married him! together 16 years now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I see mine every time I go in the men's toilets.

Every time I wash my hands he's there, just staring back at me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I see mine every time I go in the men's toilets.

Every time I wash my hands he's there, just staring back at me."

I'm going to give him a hand job tonight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I see mine every time I go in the men's toilets.

Every time I wash my hands he's there, just staring back at me.

I'm going to give him a hand job tonight."

I think your name should be 'Narcissexual.' It suits you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I see mine every time I go in the men's toilets.

Every time I wash my hands he's there, just staring back at me.

I'm going to give him a hand job tonight.

I think your name should be 'Narcissexual.' It suits you."

I never know if this is the real you replying or those fakers Morc.Caurtney.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I work from home so I guess my only workplace crush is my wife Shaz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I see mine every time I go in the men's toilets.

Every time I wash my hands he's there, just staring back at me.

I'm going to give him a hand job tonight.

I think your name should be 'Narcissexual.' It suits you.

I never know if this is the real you replying or those fakers Morc.Caurtney."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not got a workplace as such but I have been having regular meets with my accountants pa if that counts...

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By *ilthyDebaucheryWoman
over a year ago

Oswestry

I'm freelance and work in a totally male dominated industry It goot to be a bad habit bedding the office fitty during the last few weeks of a contract

Stopped doing it now Sticking to Fab for fitties

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm freelance and work in a totally male dominated industry It goot to be a bad habit bedding the office fitty during the last few weeks of a contract

"

What industry and how do I get into it?

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By *axwellTattMan
over a year ago

knutsford

I was reading the article about as the op saying it was a male dominated business, I used to work for one of the big tour ops in Manchester some years ago and there it was 500 women more female dominated business but when you work in travel and tourism you do get that. Where I worked there were more women than men, but this was more or less the breakdown say 500 women, now the men worked out like this there 2as about 2% of heterosexual men and all the other men were gay, not that I have anything against them but I had some of the best laughs working with gay men, they look at things in a totally different way and it was the best job I have ever had in my life to be honest, but because of the job I did I never mixed business with pleasure because we were all friends no one disliked anyone it was one bug happy family more than I can say working at other places.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Knickers removed by poster in anticipation at 27/04/17 11:50:32]"

hahahahahah

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I am the fitty at work

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am the fitty at work "

I wonder what they'd like to do with you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am the fitty at work

I wonder what they'd like to do with you..."

Lego

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no fitties! I do have a staff member who sent me a message on here though! I blocked him!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I am the fitty at work

I wonder what they'd like to do with you...

Lego "

Exactly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The last time I had a work place crush, we got tipsy and fucked after late shifts for a full summer - it got rid of work stress - then he introduced me to threesomes and fab and we ended up together for a while.

That crush ended well.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The last time I had a work place crush, we got tipsy and fucked after late shifts for a full summer - it got rid of work stress - then he introduced me to threesomes and fab and we ended up together for a while.

That crush ended well. "

So basically, you're the best colleague, ever.

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