FabSwingers.com forum: Thursday is Rant Day

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bring your disillusionment, your anger and your frustration and expose them for all to see.

Better out than in as they say *parp*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yet again I have been fooled!!! I'm an intelligent guy, I read and stuff...

But yet again I have been fooled in to thinking its warm outside

the sun is shining, the birds are singing in the trees, the world is good, until I stepped out side. Bloody freezing I tell ya FREEEEEEEEZING

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yet again I have been fooled!!! I'm an intelligent guy, I read and stuff...

But yet again I have been fooled in to thinking its warm outside

the sun is shining, the birds are singing in the trees, the world is good, until I stepped out side. Bloody freezing I tell ya FREEEEEEEEZING

While experience should have given you the nod that it would be cold today, the dashing of hope is always grounds for a rant approved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yet again I have been fooled!!! I'm an intelligent guy, I read and stuff...

But yet again I have been fooled in to thinking its warm outside

the sun is shining, the birds are singing in the trees, the world is good, until I stepped out side. Bloody freezing I tell ya FREEEEEEEEZING

I'm sharing this rant damn that son for deceiving us grrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bring your disillusionment, your anger and your frustration and expose them for all to see.

Better out than in as they say *parp*"

I only have one OP why have we not met yet, we've flirted and had fun when do I get rewards

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

"Bring your disillusionment, your anger and your frustration and expose them for all to see.

Better out than in as they say *parp*

I only have one OP why have we not met yet, we've flirted and had fun when do I get rewards

x "

It normally? takes nine months.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yet again I have been fooled!!! I'm an intelligent guy, I read and stuff...

But yet again I have been fooled in to thinking its warm outside

the sun is shining, the birds are singing in the trees, the world is good, until I stepped out side. Bloody freezing I tell ya FREEEEEEEEZING

I'm sharing this rant damn that son for deceiving us grrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bring your disillusionment, your anger and your frustration and expose them for all to see.

Better out than in as they say *parp*

I only have one OP why have we not met yet, we've flirted and had fun when do I get rewards

x "

The eternal Fab problem of distance and opportunity.

Rant very much approved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bring your disillusionment, your anger and your frustration and expose them for all to see.

Better out than in as they say *parp*

I only have one OP why have we not met yet, we've flirted and had fun when do I get rewards

x "

Have patience. I hear this works.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bring your disillusionment, your anger and your frustration and expose them for all to see.

Better out than in as they say *parp*

I only have one OP why have we not met yet, we've flirted and had fun when do I get rewards

Have patience. I hear this works.

I don't need patience I need a good fuck lol

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

It's freezing cold and train is late and I want cuddles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a good rant. Can you Imagine I've just done it, as I promised I'd be more,...not ranty!

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

My rant is that I miss some of my forum friends.....

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"My rant is that I miss some of my forum friends.....

Sorry your issuing me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's freezing cold and train is late and I want cuddles "

Rant and cuddles approved

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I need a good rant. Can you Imagine I've just done it, as I promised I'd be more,...not ranty! "

Feeble rant not approved but we'll see how the day goes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't normally rant

But

I had a shite nights sleep and I still woke from my alarm ...matchsticks for my eyes today

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't normally rant

But

I had a shite nights sleep and I still woke from my alarm ...matchsticks for my eyes today

Sleep deprivation is definite grounds for a - rant approved

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My rant is that I miss some of my forum friends.....

Sad face doesn't guarantee it but nostalgic pain does

Rant approved

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"My rant is that I miss some of my forum friends.....

Sorry your issuing me

Mike you are suffering auto carrot mate! lol

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

I want to rant about the fact I've put my heating back on! Heating goes on November to March, I can't believe I cracked

Mind you, I wouldn't be stood here drinking tea in my knickers right now if I hadn't and that's the only way to have my first cup!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I want to rant about the fact I've put my heating back on! Heating goes on November to March, I can't believe I cracked

Mind you, I wouldn't be stood here drinking tea in my knickers right now if I hadn't and that's the only way to have my first cup!"

Given the image I now have in my head I can't approve that one. I can say thank you though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to rant about the fact I've put my heating back on! Heating goes on November to March, I can't believe I cracked

Mind you, I wouldn't be stood here drinking tea in my knickers right now if I hadn't and that's the only way to have my first cup!"

I think this adds fuel to my rant about it being cold etc. I want you to be able to drink tea wearing what you want, it's has nothing to do with the image you have created, absolutely nothing to with it, nada, nilch,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need a good rant. Can you Imagine I've just done it, as I promised I'd be more,...not ranty!

Feeble rant not approved but we'll see how the day goes

imagine I'm silently screaming whilst furiously shaking my arms in frustration.

Is it still feeble?

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

Is going back to work after having 5 days off a good enough reason to rant

Oh and am fooked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bring your disillusionment, your anger and your frustration and expose them for all to see.

Better out than in as they say *parp*

I only have one OP why have we not met yet, we've flirted and had fun when do I get rewards

Have patience. I hear this works.

I don't need patience I need a good fuck lol "

so when are you travelling to exeter then..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No rants to tired to think of any

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't normally rant

But

I had a shite nights sleep and I still woke from my alarm ...matchsticks for my eyes today

Sleep deprivation is definite grounds for a - rant approved

Phew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My rant is why does the night get shorter and sleep seems such a distant memory. Today will be fuelled by sheer determination and hope that sleep makes an early appearance x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my rant is that its Thursday ive got work in an hour and its glorious outside.. i need to get some kinda tan

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I need a good rant. Can you Imagine I've just done it, as I promised I'd be more,...not ranty!

Feeble rant not approved but we'll see how the day goes

imagine I'm silently screaming whilst furiously shaking my arms in frustration.

Is it still feeble? "

Pseudo rant approved

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is going back to work after having 5 days off a good enough reason to rant

Oh and am fooked

You've had 5 days off. You should be well rested.

Unless its tiredness due to shagging, rant denied

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My rant is why does the night get shorter and sleep seems such a distant memory. Today will be fuelled by sheer determination and hope that sleep makes an early appearance x

Sleep deprivation has already been proved as grounds for a - rant approved

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"my rant is that its Thursday ive got work in an hour and its glorious outside.. i need to get some kinda tan"

You've not been reading all the rants have you? It's bloody freezing out.

Rant denied

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a minor rant, that why does my body wait until just before we both take 2 weeks off work to succumb to the colds that have been passed around Mrs N's office. Diseases ridden bunch of miscreants they are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ooohh my new rant is that on a rant thread i should be able to rant freely without the fkin OP deciding im not entitled to rant!!!!

... better?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ooohh my new rant is that on a rant thread i should be able to rant freely without the fkin OP deciding im not entitled to rant!!!!

... better?

Appropriate feistiness added

New rant approved

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Why has it gone cold?

I want to wear dresses!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My rant is why does the night get shorter and sleep seems such a distant memory. Today will be fuelled by sheer determination and hope that sleep makes an early appearance x

Sleep deprivation has already been proved as grounds for a - rant approved

Thanks swing, I can relax now I've got that out of my system x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why has it gone cold?

I want to wear dresses!!"

Coldness rant approved

No one wants frozen legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need a good rant. Can you Imagine I've just done it, as I promised I'd be more,...not ranty!

Feeble rant not approved but we'll see how the day goes

imagine I'm silently screaming whilst furiously shaking my arms in frustration.

Is it still feeble?

Pseudo rant approved

Great. I might be back later if somebody pisses me off again.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

No rants here. Life is great and I'm all smiles

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Why has it gone cold?

I want to wear dresses!!

Coldness rant approved

No one wants frozen legs"

I'll need a leg warmer

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

"I want to rant about the fact I've put my heating back on! Heating goes on November to March, I can't believe I cracked

Mind you, I wouldn't be stood here drinking tea in my knickers right now if I hadn't and that's the only way to have my first cup!

Given the image I now have in my head I can't approve that one. I can say thank you though

You're welcome

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

"I want to rant about the fact I've put my heating back on! Heating goes on November to March, I can't believe I cracked

Mind you, I wouldn't be stood here drinking tea in my knickers right now if I hadn't and that's the only way to have my first cup!

Thank you for your support over my morning semi naked tea ritual!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why has it gone cold?

I want to wear dresses!!

Coldness rant approved

No one wants frozen legs

I'll need a leg warmer "

*cocks leg and aims at lamppost*

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Oh I could easily have a marvellous rant but musmy would put me on the naughty step if it did so I'll just say

Fuckety fuck fuck fuck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My progressively worsening lurgy is pissing me off now

I wanna be well again! Instant cures welcome.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Why has it gone cold?

I want to wear dresses!!

Coldness rant approved

No one wants frozen legs

I'll need a leg warmer

*cocks leg and aims at lamppost*

I have never been pissed on before, what a pleasant sensation

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By *emptd2Man
over a year ago

Burgess Hill & Birmingham

Why is Thursday a day?

Can't we just skip straight to Friday instead.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"My progressively worsening lurgy is pissing me off now

I wanna be well again! Instant cures welcome."

Night nurse

Lots of fluids and some rest.

Ain't nothing else for it Mr

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My progressively worsening lurgy is pissing me off now

I wanna be well again! Instant cures welcome."

Hebola rant approved

Can I have any Batman related items you may own when you croak?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Why is Thursday a day?

Can't we just skip straight to Friday instead.

Genius, Wednesday should fuck off too

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"My progressively worsening lurgy is pissing me off now

I wanna be well again! Instant cures welcome.

Hebola rant approved

Can I have any Batman related items you may own when you croak?"

I heard Honey is good for throats

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My progressively worsening lurgy is pissing me off now

I wanna be well again! Instant cures welcome.

Hebola rant approved

Can I have any Batman related items you may own when you croak?

I heard Honey is good for throats

Warm and trickled down the throat?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why is Thursday a day?

Can't we just skip straight to Friday instead.

I'd lose 20% of my salary. Unless you can guarantee the Benjamin's, rant denied

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"My progressively worsening lurgy is pissing me off now

I wanna be well again! Instant cures welcome.

Hebola rant approved

Can I have any Batman related items you may own when you croak?

I heard Honey is good for throats

Warm and trickled down the throat?"

Warm yes

Trickled....I try

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My progressively worsening lurgy is pissing me off now

I wanna be well again! Instant cures welcome.

Hebola rant approved

Can I have any Batman related items you may own when you croak?

Thank you my good fellow *doffs cap*

To Swing, I bequeath my cherished bat-belt. And the graphic novels are under the bed next to the Box of... ummmm... specialist interest stuff (fill your boots)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My progressively worsening lurgy is pissing me off now

I wanna be well again! Instant cures welcome.

Hebola rant approved

Can I have any Batman related items you may own when you croak?

I heard Honey is good for throats

Warm and trickled down the throat?

Warm yes

Trickled....I try

Bwahahaha

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"My progressively worsening lurgy is pissing me off now

I wanna be well again! Instant cures welcome.

Hebola rant approved

Can I have any Batman related items you may own when you croak?

Thank you my good fellow *doffs cap*

To Swing, I bequeath my cherished bat-belt. And the graphic novels are under the bed next to the Box of... ummmm... specialist interest stuff (fill your boots)

Oh ideal he is closer, I might get it across my arse.

There is no cure, die quietly

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"My progressively worsening lurgy is pissing me off now

I wanna be well again! Instant cures welcome.

Hebola rant approved

Can I have any Batman related items you may own when you croak?

I heard Honey is good for throats

Warm and trickled down the throat?

Warm yes

Trickled....I try

Bwahahaha

Even flow it is not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No rants to report, OP. However, I will lurk for you less fortunate souls to borrow the occasional bit of revitalising Alleycat energy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My progressively worsening lurgy is pissing me off now

I wanna be well again! Instant cures welcome.

Hebola rant approved

Can I have any Batman related items you may own when you croak?

I heard Honey is good for throats

Warm and trickled down the throat?

Warm yes

Trickled....I try

Bwahahaha

Even flow it is not

I can think of worse ways to drown

Alleycat - you are a gentleman and a scholar sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My progressively worsening lurgy is pissing me off now

I wanna be well again! Instant cures welcome.

Hebola rant approved

Can I have any Batman related items you may own when you croak?

Thank you my good fellow *doffs cap*

To Swing, I bequeath my cherished bat-belt. And the graphic novels are under the bed next to the Box of... ummmm... specialist interest stuff (fill your boots)

Oh ideal he is closer, I might get it across my arse.

There is no cure, die quietly

With this cough?!... Not a chance!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"My progressively worsening lurgy is pissing me off now

I wanna be well again! Instant cures welcome.

Hebola rant approved

Can I have any Batman related items you may own when you croak?

Thank you my good fellow *doffs cap*

To Swing, I bequeath my cherished bat-belt. And the graphic novels are under the bed next to the Box of... ummmm... specialist interest stuff (fill your boots)

Oh ideal he is closer, I might get it across my arse.

There is no cure, die quietly

With this cough?!... Not a chance!

Need some honey?

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

"My progressively worsening lurgy is pissing me off now

I wanna be well again! Instant cures welcome."

Still no better??? The chilli didn't live up to expectations then....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No rant but feeling good for a change just helped a old lady over the road and she just looked at me and said what fucking took you so long lol but did make me smile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel like the Grim Reaper is beating me over the head with last night’s brandy bottle. I poisoned myself and I need attention and sympathy.... please

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"My progressively worsening lurgy is pissing me off now

I wanna be well again! Instant cures welcome.

Still no better??? The chilli didn't live up to expectations then....

Poor guy is dying of man flu we shouldn't mock him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel like the Grim Reaper is beating me over the head with last night’s brandy bottle. I poisoned myself and I need attention and sympathy.... please

All self inflicted! No sympathy

However, this corner has plenty of space for another poor soul feeling sorry for themselves

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I feel like the Grim Reaper is beating me over the head with last night’s brandy bottle. I poisoned myself and I need attention and sympathy.... please

All self inflicted! No sympathy

However, this corner has plenty of space for another poor soul feeling sorry for themselves

Colds and hangovers...you poor people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My progressively worsening lurgy is pissing me off now

I wanna be well again! Instant cures welcome.

Still no better??? The chilli didn't live up to expectations then....

Oh, the chilli was lush! Just didn't burn the lurgy out of me

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over a year ago

"My progressively worsening lurgy is pissing me off now

I wanna be well again! Instant cures welcome.

Hebola rant approved

Can I have any Batman related items you may own when you croak?

Thank you my good fellow *doffs cap*

To Swing, I bequeath my cherished bat-belt. And the graphic novels are under the bed next to the Box of... ummmm... specialist interest stuff (fill your boots)

Oh ideal he is closer, I might get it across my arse.

There is no cure, die quietly

With this cough?!... Not a chance!

Need some honey?

Hot Honey please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I feel like the Grim Reaper is beating me over the head with last night’s brandy bottle. I poisoned myself and I need attention and sympathy.... please

Self inflicted agony. Rant denied

Goes off to look up a sermon on the demon drink

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

"My progressively worsening lurgy is pissing me off now

I wanna be well again! Instant cures welcome.

Still no better??? The chilli didn't live up to expectations then....

Oh, the chilli was lush! Just didn't burn the lurgy out of me

Curry today then

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"My progressively worsening lurgy is pissing me off now

I wanna be well again! Instant cures welcome.

Still no better??? The chilli didn't live up to expectations then....

Oh, the chilli was lush! Just didn't burn the lurgy out of me

Curry today then

Only be one thing burning if he does

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

"My progressively worsening lurgy is pissing me off now

I wanna be well again! Instant cures welcome.

Still no better??? The chilli didn't live up to expectations then....

Oh, the chilli was lush! Just didn't burn the lurgy out of me

Curry today then

Only be one thing burning if he does

Well he did say burn it out.... Didn't specify route

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Passive agg. Dicks!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"My progressively worsening lurgy is pissing me off now

I wanna be well again! Instant cures welcome.

Still no better??? The chilli didn't live up to expectations then....

Oh, the chilli was lush! Just didn't burn the lurgy out of me

Curry today then

Only be one thing burning if he does

Well he did say burn it out.... Didn't specify route

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Passive agg. Dicks!"

Cunts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel like the Grim Reaper is beating me over the head with last night’s brandy bottle. I poisoned myself and I need attention and sympathy.... please

Self inflicted agony. Rant denied

Goes off to look up a sermon on the demon drink

I don't need a bloody Lecture, I need pity and understanding.

I have been offered a massage with essential oils so stuff your sermon (sticking my tongue out)

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Can't get what I'm looking for today local verified and can accommodate lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Passive agg. Dicks!"

For some reason I'm now thinking of Team America.

I know it takes a lot to rile you so rant approved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another silent scream.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I feel like the Grim Reaper is beating me over the head with last night’s brandy bottle. I poisoned myself and I need attention and sympathy.... please

Self inflicted agony. Rant denied

Goes off to look up a sermon on the demon drink

I don't need a bloody Lecture, I need pity and understanding.

I have been offered a massage with essential oils so stuff your sermon (sticking my tongue out)

It's not me rubbing you so double denied

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The flipping gorgeous bums in tight bottoms distracting my day. How dare they!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Passive agg. Dicks!

For some reason I'm now thinking of Team America.

I know it takes a lot to rile you so rant approved

Thank you Swing -- I just needed a moment. Sanity and ability to love everyone (almost) resumed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel like the Grim Reaper is beating me over the head with last night’s brandy bottle. I poisoned myself and I need attention and sympathy.... please

Self inflicted agony. Rant denied

Goes off to look up a sermon on the demon drink

I don't need a bloody Lecture, I need pity and understanding.

I have been offered a massage with essential oils so stuff your sermon (sticking my tongue out)

It's not me rubbing you so double denied

I don't mind sharing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I feel like the Grim Reaper is beating me over the head with last night’s brandy bottle. I poisoned myself and I need attention and sympathy.... please

Self inflicted agony. Rant denied

Goes off to look up a sermon on the demon drink

I don't need a bloody Lecture, I need pity and understanding.

I have been offered a massage with essential oils so stuff your sermon (sticking my tongue out)

It's not me rubbing you so double denied

I don't mind sharing

Many hands make light work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right, I've been ill since Sunday. I'm never ill. I have no room on my life for such stupidness. I'm hectic at work, and I've had to take the week off. My tonsils are so inflamed I'm not even eating solid food yet- I'm hungry. I've cried a number of times. Starting to think I've done something wrong to deserve such a bad case Tonsillitis- F off and leave me alone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alleycat - you are a gentleman and a scholar sir "

I really am, but shhh, don't tell everyone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Right, I've been ill since Sunday. I'm never ill. I have no room on my life for such stupidness. I'm hectic at work, and I've had to take the week off. My tonsils are so inflamed I'm not even eating solid food yet- I'm hungry. I've cried a number of times. Starting to think I've done something wrong to deserve such a bad case Tonsillitis- F off and leave me alone.

Having rattled with super strong tonsillitis pills in the past, I know your pain

Rant very much approved

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By *appytrailmanMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Some absolute idiot has had the last of my coffee at work!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i could fill 2 screens worth right now but i wont -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And because I'm taking 8 anti biotics plus paracetamol and ibuprofen with no solid food my stomach is hating me now too. Just let mine wake up next week when it's all done and dusted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Rant went through the looking glass at 27/04/17 08:44:07]"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My puppy woke me up. Grr. But he's cute so I'm not too bothered.

I don't belong here, I guess I'll see myself out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My puppy woke me up. Grr. But he's cute so I'm not too bothered.

I don't belong here, I guess I'll see myself out. "

Wanna see my puppies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My puppy woke me up. Grr. But he's cute so I'm not too bothered.

I don't belong here, I guess I'll see myself out.

Wanna see my puppies?

As if you have to ask that.

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By *airymagicWoman
over a year ago

goblin city

"My puppy woke me up. Grr. But he's cute so I'm not too bothered.

I don't belong here, I guess I'll see myself out. "

Omg what puppy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My puppy woke me up. Grr. But he's cute so I'm not too bothered.

I don't belong here, I guess I'll see myself out.

Omg what puppy"

Apparently he's a BoxerxBulldogxLurcher... Bit of everything haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently someone was in Reading recently and didn't let me know.

I'm very upset as I would have loved to have met them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have had 32 people look at my profile yesterday and only two bothered to message me

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Im still ill.

How long do thes things go on for its been over a month now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahh I've had enough rants this week, I need a break today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is getting right up my...

I am pretty much always happy so don't have the need to rant, but this is taking the piss!! Soo fucking frustrating.

Grrrrr-ing ...

Sending messages to my friend and conversation gets heated... like really horny. I get this crazy idea of saying to her let me call you...

I am thinking she will say oh yessss please Adam...

Guess what her reply was...

"I can't because football is coming on"

WTF ...

She rather watch her 11 men in shorts on the telly then hear my flanter with the added bonus of *giggles* !!

God I was fuming

Anyway...

For all you non footy fans I feel your PAIN

Damn this thread actually works...

I feel much better now and looking forward to my football game tonight!

I am playing... woo hoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is getting right up my...

I am pretty much always happy so don't have the need to rant, but this is taking the piss!! Soo fucking frustrating.

Grrrrr-ing ...

Sending messages to my friend and conversation gets heated... like really horny. I get this crazy idea of saying to her let me call you...

I am thinking she will say oh yessss please Adam...

Guess what her reply was...

"I can't because football is coming on"

WTF ...

She rather watch her 11 men in shorts on the telly then hear my flanter with the added bonus of *giggles* !!

God I was fuming

Anyway...

For all you non footy fans I feel your PAIN

Damn this thread actually works...

I feel much better now and looking forward to my football game tonight!

I am playing... woo hoo"

Oopsie....I didn't know you were that cross

You know I love my team!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is getting right up my...

I am pretty much always happy so don't have the need to rant, but this is taking the piss!! Soo fucking frustrating.

Grrrrr-ing ...

Sending messages to my friend and conversation gets heated... like really horny. I get this crazy idea of saying to her let me call you...

I am thinking she will say oh yessss please Adam...

Guess what her reply was...

"I can't because football is coming on"

WTF ...

She rather watch her 11 men in shorts on the telly then hear my flanter with the added bonus of *giggles* !!

God I was fuming

Anyway...

For all you non footy fans I feel your PAIN

Damn this thread actually works...

I feel much better now and looking forward to my football game tonight!

I am playing... woo hoo

Oopsie....I didn't know you were that cross

You know I love my team!"

Who the heck told Dana I was in here... come on fess up!!

I can't get a word in edgeways... just want to have a peaceful rant...

Is that too much to ask for!?

If only I supported your team... I may have to bite the bullet as much as it will kill me... wear your team shirt...

Then you can be on top of me for as long as you like

P.s. yes I was really hurt

So I guess we need to have makeup sex or even better angry sex!! Oh yeah I am still fuming

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Apparently someone was in Reading recently and didn't let me know.

I'm very upset as I would have loved to have met them

can't really turn that one down can I?

Rant approved

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