FabSwingers.com forum: Limerick fun

By *urvymama OP Woman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Thought we could have a nice little fun thread writing up some little limmericks about our fellow members of the forum

Please keep it light and play nice and I shall kick us off with this;

There once was a guy known as Swing

To some he was regarded a king

He tried not wanking for lent

But that's not how it went

Which left him throughly spent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There once was a guy, erectjim

Who had a passion for quim,

Most commonly seen was his bum,

Yet his cock made all the girls cum

But still the highlight of Jim, was his mum.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Now that's out of the way, I shall think of a coupLe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There once was a girl called Tina

Whos pussy just couldnt be cleaner

Her clit used to glisten

And her tits bounced in rythem

And she made every guy cock drip in style

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

The curves of a lass called Estella

Used to stimulate many a fella

When I asked if she'd thumb

My prostate till I cum

She said 'Fuck off and use your umbrella!

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By *urvymama OP Woman
over a year ago

Doncaster

There's a lady known as miss honey

To some she's really quite funny

She can be a flirty tart

But she's one with an heart

Perhaps she could be your sex bunny

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By *urvymama OP Woman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"The curves of a lass called Estella

Used to stimulate many a fella

When I asked if she'd thumb

My prostate till I cum

She said 'Fuck off and use your umbrella!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The curves of a lass called Estella

Used to stimulate many a fella

When I asked if she'd thumb

My prostate till I cum

She said 'Fuck off and use your umbrella!

ella ella eh eh eh

FTFY

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"The curves of a lass called Estella

Used to stimulate many a fella

When I asked if she'd thumb

My prostate till I cum

She said 'Fuck off and use your umbrella!

This is brilliant!!

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By *urvymama OP Woman
over a year ago

Doncaster

There's a women called miss innocent

She knows she's quite magnificent

Though footballs her fave game

She likes the odd cock if not lame

But she's certainly not easy to tame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a young fellow named perkin

Who was always jerkin his gherkin

His father said perkin

Stop jerkin your gherkin

Your gherkins for ferkin not jerkin

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Taff and his best friend pooch

Go up to the hills for a mooch

They take in the sun

Taff shows of his bum

I wouldn't say no to a smooch

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

A _urvymama whose pussy was tight

Thought she'd shagged but it didn't feel right

So she rummaged in her vag

And pulled out a badge

Saying User No Longer on Site

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

One on one, mmf or a foursome

Or if you are lucky a moresome

Fab's the place you can get it

And you won't regret it

In fact it can often be awesome.

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By *urvymama OP Woman
over a year ago

Doncaster

There's a gent with a magnificent tash

He's eternally hopeful for gash

He's still yet to meet

But he's awfully sweet

Please someone give seeside a treat

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

The girls of this Limerick fun post

Are all gorgeous and that is no boast

But if Peach, Meli and Lana

All sucked my banana

I would come quick then make them French toast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The girls of this Limerick fun post

Are all gorgeous and that is no boast

But if Peach, Meli and Lana

All sucked my banana

I would come quick then make them French toast

I'm in

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

"The girls of this Limerick fun post

Are all gorgeous and that is no boast

But if Peach, Meli and Lana

All sucked my banana

I would come quick then make them French toast

Poet lorry ate

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

A Fab hottie called Lana Del Rey

Changed her name cos she's funny that way

Though her monica altered

Her allure never faltered

Fingers crossed, I might meet her one day

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

The forum produced a great thread

About limericks but I killed it dead

The last one to boast

Almost like a signpost

Went up saying this ones brown bread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There once was a quite _urvymama

Who wore a nice striking pyjama

With stripes of deep plum

Pointing to her bum

With promise of fun and no drama

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Guy called Private Parts

Strips naked while enjoying the arts

He paints with ease

While munching on Peas

The only downside are his Farts

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"There's a lady known as miss honey

To some she's really quite funny

She can be a flirty tart

But she's one with an heart

Perhaps she could be your sex bunny

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"There's a gent with a magnificent tash

He's eternally hopeful for gash

He's still yet to meet

But he's awfully sweet

Please someone give seeside a treat "

Brilliant

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By *urvymama OP Woman
over a year ago

Doncaster

There lady goes by the name of kinky Kat

She's the queen of BBW Chat

She's known to get flirty

As deep down she's just dirty

If you'd met her you'd easily confirm that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There once was a sexybrunette

Ribbons and rope make her wet

Take off your belt

Give her arse a welt

And you'll hear her moan 'more' I bet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loving these x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There once was girl called fab kelly,

Whose pics sent my legs to jelly,

I asked her to meet

Cos she's right up my street

She said "meet you boy? Not on your Nelly"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loving these, I'm no poet though x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There once was a lady Princess Peach,

Who would take the young fellas to teach,

They would meet in a pub

They would meet in a club

But was best when they fucked on the beach

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By *appytrailmanMan
over a year ago

Manchester

These are superb!

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By *AA123Couple
over a year ago

Lichfield

Nice one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A west midlands couple named Angiebu,

We're searching fabswingers for new

They came to your name

Thought you were game

But you couldn't handle them two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did I tell you about Lana Del Ray

We met on a big bus one day

She said I'm on top

And I missed my stop

But I had a smile all the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's a women called miss innocent

She knows she's quite magnificent

Though footballs her fave game

She likes the odd cock if not lame

But she's certainly not easy to tame "

I've only just seen this, I love it, thank you lovely

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By *urvymama OP Woman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"Loving these x "

You changed it love it! gotta rework your limerick now though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great thread, CM

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By *urvymama OP Woman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"There's a women called miss innocent

She knows she's quite magnificent

Though footballs her fave game

She likes the odd cock if not lame

But she's certainly not easy to tame

I've only just seen this, I love it, thank you lovely

Thought you'd like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A west midlands couple named Angiebu,

We're searching fabswingers for new

They came to your name

Thought you were game

But you couldn't handle them two"

Wonderful,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There once was girl called fab kelly,

Whose pics sent my legs to jelly,

I asked her to meet

Cos she's right up my street

She said "meet you boy? Not on your Nelly"

thank you love it

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By *urvymama OP Woman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Somewhere on fab there's a right dirty Bastid

His love of the word count is quite candid

He's a fan of thick thighs

But mostly "fuck me" eyes

And he'd love to be curvy branded

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By *urvymama OP Woman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"Great thread, CM

Thanks raspberry rebel she was my inspiration

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one they call Lana Del Rey

For whom the boys would always obey

She jumped in the car

It wasn't that far

To the man she now called her "new prey"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The one they call Lana Del Rey

For whom the boys would always obey

She jumped in the car

It wasn't that far

To the man she now called her "new prey""

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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham

Limerick Fun was the name of the thread

But it started whilst I was in bed

To catch up is the thing

So I can be king

But lack of sleep has left me half-dead

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By *urvymama OP Woman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Her name is raspberry rebel

She's quite the sexy devil

Dressed as a secretary

She looks quite contrary

But a night with her you would revel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Great thread, CM

Thanks raspberry rebel she was my inspiration "

awwwwww thanks x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Her name is raspberry rebel

She's quite the sexy devil

Dressed as a secretary

She looks quite contrary

But a night with her you would revel

Haha sums me up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a naughty lass called minxymoo,

Who loves to lick a person or two,

She has a nice bum,

That should be covered in cum,

So keep your fingers crossed that she picks you.

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By *urvymama OP Woman
over a year ago

Doncaster

This man is fabulously Bearded

Some offers he's had left him weirded

His pics are a wank bank safe bet

As clearly looks awesome when wet

So between a ladies legs he should stay embedded

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Curveymama created a thread,

Which since has been stuck in my head,

To keep it alive

I came up with five

And now I am feeling brain dead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's a naughty lass called minxymoo,

Who loves to lick a person or two,

She has a nice bum,

That should be covered in cum,

So keep your fingers crossed that she picks you. "

this!!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

A genuine fella that Hatter

He's great for a laugh and a natter

The funniest time maybe

When he got called "non-rapey"

I laughed out loud for that matter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Limerick wrote just for you,

To be honest it came out the blue

It really didn't last

It was over quite fast

Like me if I were with minxymoo

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By *urvymama OP Woman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Her name on fab is Ligeia

The mean all love when she's near

About her curves they do rave

Because she's someone they crave

And long to have nibbling their ear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh this is a fantastic thread

Good job Op

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Kinky Minx is a really great lass

Full of humour, knowledge and sass

She organises big meets

Upon London's streets

Where the forumites turn up en masse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She is known here as sexyspecs,

Who I hounded one day just for sex

She told me come back

When you have a six pack

And you can dazzle me with sexy pecks

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By *urvymama OP Woman
over a year ago

Doncaster

She can be terribly "sexy" and cheeky

With "specs" on she may be called geeky

But one lovely as she

You'll spank over you knee

To perve her arse much less sneaky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kinky Minx is a really great lass

Full of humour, knowledge and sass

She organises big meets

Upon London's streets

Where the forumites turn up en masse "

Excellent

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By *urvymama OP Woman
over a year ago

Doncaster

He goes by the name of alonenow

His limericks are on par with mine somehow

Though his head may be balding

All the ladies adore him

And wish he would fuck them right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She can be terribly "sexy" and cheeky

With "specs" on she may be called geeky

But one lovely as she

You'll spank over you knee

To perve her arse much less sneaky "

this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He goes by the name of alonenow

His limericks are on par with mine somehow

Though his head may be balding

All the ladies adore him

And wish he would fuck them right now "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a young girl, Kinky Minx,

Who won't meet a man if he stinks,

I jumped in the shower

And turned on the power

I may stand a chance now me thinks

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By *urvymama OP Woman
over a year ago

Doncaster

His known to all as Misterbee

Seeking a friend with benefits is he

He looks like a dream

Has a fondness for cream

Please oh please just cream over me

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By *W ChapMan
over a year ago

Swindon

A girl called bustyandshaved,

Was awesome and boy she behaved,

Sadly she's too far away

Fuck, I'm tempted to go gay

So sat here sadly and just waved

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By *urvymama OP Woman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Have you all not heard

About a guy called bi4cplsnerd

He's a sincere gent

Even when over you're bent

As he loves to fuck a nice bird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just tried to message you today,

Something nice I wanted to say,

I do like your thread,

Now jump in my bed,

But _urvymama would say "go away"

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By *urvymama OP Woman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"I just tried to message you today,

Something nice I wanted to say,

I do like your thread,

Now jump in my bed,

But _urvymama would say "go away"

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By *urvymama OP Woman
over a year ago

Doncaster

There's a man by the name of milk tre

Has all the ladies flocking his way

He's a bit of a tit

With his finely honed wit

But on the forums we do hope he'll stay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab Kelly she sucked and she licked,

Then something inside me just clicked,

I came with some pace,

All over her face,

Fab Kelly you've been limericked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She is known here as sexyspecs,

Who I hounded one day just for sex

She told me come back

When you have a six pack

And you can dazzle me with sexy pecks

superb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bravo folks. Good work all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swingofkingers and his tool belt of pleasure,

It even has a tape measure,

Bought at B&Q,

You should get a one too,

And use on your girl at your leisure

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

Miss Honey, of whom I do dream

May appear all demure and serene

But as she rests in your laps

She inhales through her flaps

And then fanny farts God Save The Queen

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"Miss Honey, of whom I do dream

May appear all demure and serene

But as she rests in your laps

She inhales through her flaps

And then fanny farts God Save The Queen"

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By *biNerdMan
over a year ago

Doncaster DN8

" Have you all not heard

About a guy called bi4cplsnerd

He's a sincere gent

Even when over you're bent

As he loves to fuck a nice bird "

Heh! Nice one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a young man from Poole

Who had a red ring round his tool

So he went to the clinic

But the doctor a cynic

Said "that's only lipstick you fool"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The beautiful and Welsh Raspberry Smoothie,

Is an incredibly flirtatious floozy.

It is one day that we hope,

That she comes over to Stoke.

So that we can each get a hold of her boobies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The forums have a girl called Miss Honey,

Whose profile is witty and funny,

She won't flash her gash,

For all of your cash,

So guys put away all your money

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By *urvymama OP Woman
over a year ago

Doncaster

She's goes by prettytiedup

Every day a new picture goes up

Not short of attention

That could cause some erections

From guys willing to drink from her furry cup

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By *urvymama OP Woman
over a year ago

Doncaster

There's a woman known as Lady Lick

Aptly named for a bi chick

She came here to explore fanny

But sometimes prefers a Danny

So if lucky she may want your dick

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By *urvymama OP Woman
over a year ago

Doncaster

This lady is known as high heels

With boobies deserveing of feels

Don't ask her to Skype

And you'll do alright

Met at a club and she'll call it a deal!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"The forums have a girl called Miss Honey,

Whose profile is witty and funny,

She won't flash her gash,

For all of your cash,

So guys put away all your money"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the forums roams a fine Polar Bear

Be brave and approach if you dare

He'll wine you & dine you

Might promise to spank too

Before leading you back to his lair

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By *urvymama OP Woman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Now it's the turn of Mr Potato head

For he's a man I'd quite like to bed

I've developed quite a crush

Because he has a divine tush

So here I shall await with legs spread

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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On fab is this guy called G3orgie

His appetite is somewhat gorgey

He makes so many demands

Is very good with his hands

And his photos make me very horny

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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There is this couple called laceyandsam

When I saw their faces I though damn

One day it's my wish

To visit them in bliss

And let them do things to my clam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She's goes by prettytiedup

Every day a new picture goes up

Not short of attention

That could cause some erections

From guys willing to drink from her furry cup "

Wtf

brilliant.

PTU xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This couple called Marc and Courtney,

The American lass has us horny.

Does Marc exist, who knows,

He's kept in a box we suppose.

To be brought out every one day in forty.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

There was an old man - Libasaurus

And gagging for his cock a chorus

His cock was quite thick

But his wit not so quick

Ah fuck it, should have used a thesaurus.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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There was a young lady called Meli

Her wit was quite something I tell ye

When my days were dim

I looked at her quim

And got a quivering in my belly

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By *urvymama OP Woman
over a year ago

Doncaster

There's a forum username soxy

Who certainly as plenty of moxy

Loves to wear a nice frock

While taking the odd cock

As long as it's hard and not flopsy

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"There was a young lady called Meli

Her wit was quite something I tell ye

When my days were dim

I looked at her quim

And got a quivering in my belly "

especially for using ye!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was a young lady called Meli

Her wit was quite something I tell ye

When my days were dim

I looked at her quim

And got a quivering in my belly

especially for using ye!"

I guess the rhymes with Meli

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

In the upcoming month of May

Miss Honey and Melli will both want me to play

So I will drop my boxer drawers

To their tumultuous applause

And while one pegs me the other I will lay

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"In the upcoming month of May

Miss Honey and Melli will both want me to play

So I will drop my boxer drawers

To their tumultuous applause

And while one pegs me the other I will lay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was that young Meli Melificent

Who exposed a quim quite magnificent

She could hypnotise prey

From two miles away

But this man is a willing participant

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"In the upcoming month of May

Miss Honey and Melli will both want me to play

So I will drop my boxer drawers

To their tumultuous applause

And while one pegs me the other I will lay

Oh bravo! You have a knack for this!

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By *urvymama OP Woman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Formally know as Racheal Alcera

Try to challenge her wit, I do dare ya

Her legs we all envy

They raise cocks a plenty

She's everyone's fave advocate for transgender

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If honey could be on the telly

We'd love to watch her and _eli

Tasting each other's quim

While estell and erect jim

read novels in red hunter wellies

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

There once was a beauty named Meli

Who's looks make the men turn to jelly

Her mind in the gutter

Her quim it would flutter

But she won't suck a cock that is smelly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There once was a woman miss honey

She attracts like a bee to some honey

She has a great smile

And sure she can go for a mile

Make sure you visit miss honey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Then there was that fella called Joe

A bit of a shagger you know

But he couldn't get in

To _workouts ring

So he stormed off instead for a blow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh some one do one for meeeeeee :D

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By *urvymama OP Woman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"oh some one do one for meeeeeee :D "

Just musing one now after swing you on another thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh my oh my oh my

what an epic hunk of a guy

they say he's mighty fine

but deep down i wish he was mine

that handsome fullyfit69

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oh some one do one for meeeeeee :D

Just musing one now after swing you on another thread

ya what? lol

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By *urvymama OP Woman
over a year ago

Doncaster

She goes by the name cute and sassy

She's a rather big titted lassy

She's quite literally sweet

As she hides Maoam treat

In her bra for all whom she meets

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Then there was that fella called Joe

A bit of a shagger you know

But he couldn't get in

To _workouts ring

So he stormed off instead for a blow"

I have just cried laughing at this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This felly on here called m1cks,

Pally with chaos but prefers chicks.

Unusual dialect is his hobby,

But it makes chicks want his boaby.

Dafuq? Is it another name for his dick?

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By *quare pegABCMan
over a year ago

mid-Lincs

A sexy young bird from South Hants

Traveled by bus to Penzance

Five people fucked her

Besides the conductor

And the driver came twice in his pants.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some say he's called ShagTonight

But i reckon he's quite a delight

With 'patience is the key'

And offers of tea

I think he's really alright

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Oh this thread!

Thank you for making me smile and find quite a few of you even more attractive.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

I found myself on a site called fab

Because my sex life was really quite drab

Oh the things I have seen

And the places I've been

Those chances to fuck one must grab

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

this thread. And thank you for mine. If my brain starts working I shall try and think some up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And there was that Valiant Ms

She was quite a wise cracking whizz

Her beautiful boobies

Entranced all the newbies

When she balanced a bottle of fizz

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Pretty Tied Up is her name

And getting to Page One's her aim

She tries different poses

And loves Guns and Roses

So Axl's her fantasy flame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pretty Tied Up is her name

And getting to Page One's her aim

She tries different poses

And loves Guns and Roses

So Axl's her fantasy flame"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bumped into lovely Ligeia

One night on a beach in Marbella

I took her pale hand

We made love in the sand

Then I woke up much to my dismayer

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

On fab he is swing of the king

His toolbelt is really quite something

From wanking he refrained

But his cock wasn't well trained

And in a woman he found himself cumming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This couple called Marc and Courtney,

The American lass has us horny.

Does Marc exist, who knows,

He's kept in a box we suppose.

To be brought out every one day in forty."

Oh!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Her name is Lana Del Rey

She makes me catch the ghey

She likes to give orders

To me and that georgers

One day I think we will play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On fab he is swing of the king

His toolbelt is really quite something

From wanking he refrained

But his cock wasn't well trained

And in a woman he found himself cumming

I like recycling so I found this one I did a few weeks ago

There was a young lady called Honey

Who most of the time was quite funny

But sometimes she's blunt

Some might say a cunt

But not me because quite frankly I don't have a death wish

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"On fab he is swing of the king

His toolbelt is really quite something

From wanking he refrained

But his cock wasn't well trained

And in a woman he found himself cumming

I like recycling so I found this one I did a few weeks ago

There was a young lady called Honey

Who most of the time was quite funny

But sometimes she's blunt

Some might say a cunt

But not me because quite frankly I don't have a death wish

Luckily I quite like you and your humour is like mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are all missing the hatter

With his long hair and positive patter

He wanted a bubbly red head

We pray he lured one in to his bed

And soon he'll be back for a natter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a naughty lass, sexybrunette,

If you spank her bum she gets quite wet.

You might be in luck,

If you ask 'fancy a fuck'

Until she's red bummed, it's 'not yet'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This felly on here called m1cks,

Pally with chaos but prefers chicks.

Unusual dialect is his hobby,

But it makes chicks want his boaby.

Dafuq? Is it another name for his dick? "

Bravo fs

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By *urvymama OP Woman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Not quite yet an OAP swinger

His name is known as ace winger

Before dipping in his winky

He likes to take you drinky

And his turquoise beard is surely a winner

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

There once was a perfect Peach

Whose bum I wished I could reach

I'd play with that thong

(Maybe with the odd schlong)

And her skills with oil she'd teach.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"We are all missing the hatter

With his long hair and positive patter

He wanted a bubbly red head

We pray he lured one in to his bed

And soon he'll be back for a natter

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

My darling fab homie Hatter

With whom I could lyrically natter

With a heart ginuwine

And hair so divine

He makes my heart pitter patter

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By *reedy_for_funCouple
over a year ago

My House

Said Mother Tern to Baby Term

"Would you like a brother?"

Said Baby Tern to Mother Tern

"Yes, one good Tern deserves another"

Spike Milligan

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

The folks other people like kissing

Are often the ones who go missing

The forums of fab

Show their gift of the gab

So their lamp posts are ripe for a pissing

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"The folks other people like kissing

Are often the ones who go missing

The forums of fab

Show their gift of the gab

So their lamp posts are ripe for a pissing"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The huge titted lady cute n sassy,

She's sweet she's sexy she's classy,

If her profile you read,

You will then know indeed,

There will be no sexual meets with this lassy

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

On a sexually frustrating night

I found an unusual site

I showed off my pecs

Got me some sex

And thought "yeah this fab thing's alright"

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

There is this woman called red

Who is trying to get me in bed

She lives over the border

Needs a restraining order

When she reads this I'm gonna be dead

Loves

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By *urvymama OP Woman
over a year ago

Doncaster

There's a lady formally called mrs Spanish Brunette

Or Mrs SB if her name you digest

Her mind purely muck

For her challenges she wishes you luck

While she eternally fancies a Fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The folks other people like kissing

Are often the ones who go missing

The forums of fab

Show their gift of the gab

So their lamp posts are ripe for a pissing"

Lamp post pissing got its own limerick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pretty Tied Up is her name

And getting to Page One's her aim

She tries different poses

And loves Guns and Roses

So Axl's her fantasy flame"

xxx

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"On a sexually frustrating night

I found an unusual site

I showed off my pecs

Got me some sex

And thought "yeah this fab thing's alright""

Welcome back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you hear of that woman Wyrd

Her tongue lashings oh they were feared

She thinks she's unnoticed

A notion remotest

Because in these parts you're cheered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a naughty twosome, naughty by name and naughty by nature, sociable, charming and never too lippy or in the slightest shitty, she's very witty and he loves the titty.......

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

There once was a princess named peach

My lips she can barely reach

But my god what a shock

Her skills with a cock

Rendered me incapable of speech

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From the North West a woman, Babsjoan,

I would love to make this lady moan,

In her profile she states,

That friend invites he hates,

Oh bollocks I have just sent my own

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By *urvymama OP Woman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Known to the forums as mis Topsy Rodgers

One to one meets she regularly dodges

For she meets ladies and gents

Solely at BDSM Events

To prevent getting and overnight lodger

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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham

Sexyspecs has a green thumb

and also a rather nice bum

If you'll beg my pardon

I'll join her in the garden

A roll in the grass would be fun

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Iworkout he's got the gym bod

We spoke and I gave him the nod

Nibbles and licks

Legs like chopsticks

Excalibur's the name of his rod

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

I've been off of fab for a while

I might just update my profile

With camera new fangled

Dick pics from all angles

And one with a post coital smile

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Scarlet Seduction's a lass

Who has the most fabulous ass

Its shape is appeasing

Her wit runs to teasing

I like her on fab, for she's class

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Her name is Lana Del Rey

She makes me catch the ghey

She likes to give orders

To me and that georgers

One day I think we will play

All of the above's a true say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's a lady like no other, she can ode better than a programmer can code, goes by the name 3sum she loves a bit of dim sum, for others she's a bit of a Tory but tae me she's ma wee Dory.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Close by me a woman, sexybrunette,

For whom a hard on all men do get,

She likes men who are tall,

That's easy she's small,

Never forgot by those she has met

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ella she loves a wee pint a Stella then gets her strap on oot and shouts brace just afore she smacks it on yer face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

EJ loves a good BJ could be a DJ but never a TJ.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These are all fantastic

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"Her name is Lana Del Rey

She makes me catch the ghey

She likes to give orders

To me and that georgers

One day I think we will play

All of the above's a true say

Perhaps we should arrange a meet someday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loved reading all of these!!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"There once was a perfect Peach

Whose bum I wished I could reach

I'd play with that thong

(Maybe with the odd schlong)

And her skills with oil she'd teach."

Any time

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I've been off of fab for a while

I might just update my profile

With camera new fangled

Dick pics from all angles

And one with a post coital smile"

Welcome back!

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

Then there's that one lady lick

Who can take a most artistic pic

When I'd message she'd say

I'm too far away

She'd prefer some more local dick

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

And who could forget minxymoo?

Who takes a good picture too

With artistic lighting

And erotic lip biting

What else could those sexy lips do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From Reading a woman Miss Innocent,

Have you seen her tits there magnificent,

She's witty, she's funny,

A damn sexy hunny,

A meet with her would cure the impotent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love to meet that lady Hanky

A sexy young thing and a Mancy

The queen of her club

Her nipples I'd rub

And maybe she'd give me a spanky

I know - it's getting late and I'm tired.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And there was that Valiant Ms

She was quite a wise cracking whizz

Her beautiful boobies

Entranced all the newbies

When she balanced a bottle of fizz"

thank you sexybum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And there was that Valiant Ms

She was quite a wise cracking whizz

Her beautiful boobies

Entranced all the newbies

When she balanced a bottle of fizz

thank you sexybum

Always a pleasure and never a chore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're getting to the end of the thread,

Just as most start to think of their bed.

Sleep for some, will soon be along,

And others fucking all night long.

And for insomiacs, eyes that are red.

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By *workoutMan
over a year ago

Cradley Heath

People have dreams, here's what mine is,

A group meet with Gothams finest

Perdita von tease

Down on her knees

I'd like to find out who's the tightest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This fella E from E&VB

A very erudite man is he

He's got me reading a book

Instead of fancying a fook

What the hell has he done to me!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"From Reading a woman Miss Innocent,

Have you seen her tits there magnificent,

She's witty, she's funny,

A damn sexy hunny,

A meet with her would cure the impotent

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oor Tiffany she's a wee bit of an epiphany, loves her wooly jumpers maybe cause she likes tae hide they big bumpers.

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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham

"This fella E from E&VB

A very erudite man is he

He's got me reading a book

Instead of fancying a fook

What the hell has he done to me!!"

Up here, in the hinterlands of North Wales, we rhyme fuck with luck and book. We're rebels like that.

There's a town down south named Reading

A location I'll one day be heading

A lovely day spent

with Miss Innocent

Which I hope to end with her bedding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easily, the most fun thread I've read and contributed to do a long time.

You're all poets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This fella E from E&VB

A very erudite man is he

He's got me reading a book

Instead of fancying a fook

What the hell has he done to me!!

Up here, in the hinterlands of North Wales, we rhyme fuck with luck and book. We're rebels like that.

There's a town down south named Reading

A location I'll one day be heading

A lovely day spent

with Miss Innocent

Which I hope to end with her bedding

I look forward to you visiting

Love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oor fellow fmite Bread.

Does start a good wee thread.

Really a Dale

Who's no too pale.

His 99 should be a 69.

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