FabSwingers.com forum: What is your selling point

By *andsome_Chef88 OP Man
over a year ago

London

What makes you stand out against the rest. What makes you so unique that it doesn't compare to other profiles?

1. I am real

2. I'm 5'6 lol I could sneak into your bra and play with your nipples without you noticing ha

3. I am funny as shit

4. I have a pet turtle named leroy haha

5. I am a man who loves to cook

If that doesn't sell then. I need to reevaluated myself lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck knows. It doesn't bode well really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm cheap and I put it out on the first date.

You can't get me pregnant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can tie my own tie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What makes you stand out against the rest. What makes you so unique that it doesn't compare to other profiles?

1. I am real

2. I'm 5'6 lol I could sneak into your bra and play with your nipples without you noticing ha

3. I am funny as shit

4. I have a pet turtle named leroy haha

5. I am a man who loves to cook

If that doesn't sell then. I need to reevaluated myself lol"

Lol! This is great! I would 100% meet Leroy!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I'm cheap and I put it out on the first date.

You can't get me pregnant.

Bloody hell. I thought that was my USP.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

My USP is that if you don't meet me I will find you and I will sneak into your house and I will masturbate on your living room floor!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm cheap and I put it out on the first date.

You can't get me pregnant.

Bloody hell. I thought that was my USP."

Does that mean I can pump you full of prime baby gravy while you wriggle your toes in the air?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can start a fire with a battery and a gum wrapper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm relatively house-trained and only rarely soil the carpets.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I'm cheap and I put it out on the first date.

You can't get me pregnant.

Bloody hell. I thought that was my USP.

Does that mean I can pump you full of prime baby gravy while you wriggle your toes in the air?

Baby gravy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm cheap and I put it out on the first date.

You can't get me pregnant.

Bloody hell. I thought that was my USP.

Does that mean I can pump you full of prime baby gravy while you wriggle your toes in the air?

Baby gravy!

Pram filler?

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

I'm too far away to stalk you

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By *oresexMan
over a year ago

South West coast

I can lick my own eyebrows

, not really, but you should see your face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name. It's unique to me.

(Apart from MrB who's a completely different person and is no relation.)

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By *andsome_Chef88 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"What makes you stand out against the rest. What makes you so unique that it doesn't compare to other profiles?

1. I am real

2. I'm 5'6 lol I could sneak into your bra and play with your nipples without you noticing ha

3. I am funny as shit

4. I have a pet turtle named leroy haha

5. I am a man who loves to cook

If that doesn't sell then. I need to reevaluated myself lol

Lol! This is great! I would 100% meet Leroy!

Well I am throwing him a birthday party in 2 weeks. My little wee ma turning 3 in two weeks lol. You should come

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My USP is that I did my own thread about USP's last week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants.

I am humble.....I have no need to brag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make corners more interesting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Massive cock????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants.

I am humble.....I have no need to brag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just had my annual shower and I have my own teeth

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By *andsome_Chef88 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I've just had my annual shower and I have my own teeth

Damn have to wait till next year to see you in the shower agai.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm that good kind of crazy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what you see is what you get with me - no cover up stories - no airs and graces - people who meet me say im just as i am on here -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1.Im not big headed or arrogant.

2.Im stunning looking with a mind blowing body.

3.I have a 12" vibrating tounge.

Need I say anymore? Just call me the Lynx affect as I make the bitches throth at the muff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Purveyor of dodgy snake oil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not for sale.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My USP is that if you don't meet me I will find you and I will sneak into your house and I will masturbate on your living room floor!"

shall i tell u my address now or later? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I appeal to those who've abandoned all hope of finding something better hope and for whom desperation limits their future options

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I'm not always a terrible cunt. Good enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My USP is that if you don't meet me I will find you and I will sneak into your house and I will masturbate on your living room floor!"

Ha, brilliant!

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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham

I'm a bit of a dork.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know how much the wood the woodchuck chucks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My USP is that if you don't meet me I will find you and I will sneak into your house and I will masturbate on your living room floor!"

Can I lie on the floor while you do it?

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Nothing

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Fuck knows. It doesn't bode well really

Do you need some pointers?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Mine is just me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm funny

Honest

Curious

Willing to learn

And would run a marathon for a threesome ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dick is half the size of every other mans on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. I can wiggle my nostrils.

2. I'm pretty chatty in messages so you'll get to know me quickly.

3. My cock is strawberry flavoured naturally.

4. I'm very imaginative.

One of the above points is untrue. See if you can guess which one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. I can wiggle my nostrils.

2. I'm pretty chatty in messages so you'll get to know me quickly.

3. My cock is strawberry flavoured naturally.

4. I'm very imaginative.

One of the above points is untrue. See if you can guess which one!

your post was boring as fuck so going with 4?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1) I,m am original rebel

2) I have an electric blanket

3) I have 3 turtles, called Tom, Dick and Harry.....

4) I,m having a birthday barbie for my turtles coz they live in a pond....we're having sizzles prawns and toasted meal worms..

All are welcome xxx

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By *lorious hole bs16Man
over a year ago

Bristol

I don't just suck cock..

I am a cocksucker .

Not what I do but what I am.

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By *andsome_Chef88 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"1) I,m am original rebel

2) I have an electric blanket

3) I have 3 turtles, called Tom, Dick and Harry.....

4) I,m having a birthday barbie for my turtles coz they live in a pond....we're having sizzles prawns and toasted meal worms..

All are welcome xxx"

Taxi to Bridgwater please lol

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

NO pics? Any other suggestions?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My 6pack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1) I'm a cunt,

2) I'm tall,

iii) I like to make lists,

6) I can count,

E) Thats it.

I'm not very good at this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men chat to me and within just a few days, Cupid strikes and they meet the woman of their dreams.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"NO pics? Any other suggestions?

The number 45 is hot as fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am good at breaking things!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have Marc. That's my selling point.

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

I have a vagina. Thats about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No matter how weird you are I'll have met worse

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"NO pics? Any other suggestions?

The number 45 is hot as fuck

Damn I missed that, a bit like you missed your carrot being hot as fuck

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I have Marc. That's my selling point.

Best selling point on this thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have Marc. That's my selling point.

Best selling point on this thread.

Works well for me.

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By *appytrailmanMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I make at least a top 1 in the world cup of instant coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm adorable. No, really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a complete slut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm simply not for sale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck knows. It doesn't bode well really

Do you need some pointers?

Yes please but don't leave any marks

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