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 ) what is the one item you're going to give them as a gift, and more importantly, WHY are you giving them it?
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"A pin to help pop that balloon and see if what's beneath gets you out of 0 meet club. "Some lube for your cute arse | |||
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"A pin to help pop that balloon and see if what's beneath gets you out of 0 meet club.
Some lube for your cute arse"An asda gift card so you can buy more food related photo props | |||
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"A pin to help pop that balloon and see if what's beneath gets you out of 0 meet club.
Some lube for your cute arse
An asda gift card so you can buy more food related photo props"A chauffeur to bring you down to Cheshire | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 26/04/17 15:49:12]" A slower internet connection | |||
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"Fibre optic broadband "a tripod so you could get your head in the pics....lol | |||
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"Fibre optic broadband a tripod so you could get your head in the pics....lol "A napkin to wipe your chin | |||
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"Fibre optic broadband a tripod so you could get your head in the pics....lol
A napkin to wipe your chin"Just one won't really help , please pass the box! | |||
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"Fibre optic broadband a tripod so you could get your head in the pics....lol
A napkin to wipe your chinJust one won't really help , please pass the box!"
I think I'll need to buy out Sainsbury's, the mess you make of that beautiful face and body | |||
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"Fibre optic broadband a tripod so you could get your head in the pics....lol
A napkin to wipe your chinJust one won't really help , please pass the box!"A squeegie  | |||
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"Fibre optic broadband a tripod so you could get your head in the pics....lol
A napkin to wipe your chinJust one won't really help , please pass the box!
A squeegie "Thank you, I think we'd give you an invitation! | |||
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"Tall & slim - a business card holder for the contact details of the passing businessmen "More balloons because balloons are fun | |||
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"Tall & slim - a business card holder for the contact details of the passing businessmen
More balloons because balloons are fun "Sorry...but a decent tie  | |||
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"Tall & slim - a business card holder for the contact details of the passing businessmen
More balloons because balloons are fun "A tripod to hold his phone so he can use the timer function when taking pics | |||
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"Tall & slim - a business card holder for the contact details of the passing businessmen
More balloons because balloons are fun
Sorry...but a decent tie "Oops skipped...some buttons for his shirts | |||
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"Tall & slim - a business card holder for the contact details of the passing businessmen
More balloons because balloons are fun
Sorry...but a decent tie
Oops skipped...some buttons for his shirts "A shorter belt, your jeans keep falling down | |||
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"Tall & slim - a business card holder for the contact details of the passing businessmen
More balloons because balloons are fun
Sorry...but a decent tie
Oops skipped...some buttons for his shirts "A new filter for his camera | |||
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"Tall & slim - a business card holder for the contact details of the passing businessmen
More balloons because balloons are fun
Sorry...but a decent tie
Oops skipped...some buttons for his shirts
A new filter for his camera "Ahhh...the literature buff. A fine collection of books to quote from | |||
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"Tall & slim - a business card holder for the contact details of the passing businessmen
More balloons because balloons are fun
Sorry...but a decent tie
Oops skipped...some buttons for his shirts
A new filter for his camera
Ahhh...the literature buff. A fine collection of books to quote from "Why thank you | |||
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"Tall & slim - a business card holder for the contact details of the passing businessmen
More balloons because balloons are fun
Sorry...but a decent tie
Oops skipped...some buttons for his shirts
A new filter for his camera
Ahhh...the literature buff. A fine collection of books to quote from
Why thank you "A bookmark | |||
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"Fresh sawdust for your ring " A new glam lippy for that incredible lip shape. | |||
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"Fresh sawdust for your ring A new glam lippy for that incredible lip shape. "Something to eat, at least I presume you're pointing at your mouth as you're hungry? | |||
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"Some fake tan to cover up those dodgy lines you will get sunbathing in the same spot all summer. (Stripy wall)" A sponge to wash those boobs with x | |||
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"Some fake tan to cover up those dodgy lines you will get sunbathing in the same spot all summer. (Stripy wall)" I'm going to donate a fiver to Age Concern on your behalf and perhaps persuade you to up your age limit to 46. | |||
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"Some fake tan to cover up those dodgy lines you will get sunbathing in the same spot all summer. (Stripy wall) I'm going to donate a fiver to Age Concern on your behalf and perhaps persuade you to up your age limit to 46. "Damn, too late | |||
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"Some fake tan to cover up those dodgy lines you will get sunbathing in the same spot all summer. (Stripy wall) I'm going to donate a fiver to Age Concern on your behalf and perhaps persuade you to up your age limit to 46.
Damn, too late "A new crop top, that one seems to have shrunk. | |||
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"Some fake tan to cover up those dodgy lines you will get sunbathing in the same spot all summer. (Stripy wall) I'm going to donate a fiver to Age Concern on your behalf and perhaps persuade you to up your age limit to 46.
Damn, too late
A new crop top, that one seems to have shrunk.
"Another thong so we get more pics like your profile x | |||
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"A made to measure Rigby and Peller bra fitted with a tracking device. " 
I'd say great minds, but your bra is better than my generic one! | |||
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"Randomfod id get some more bright red hair dye,, maintaining thats gotta be tough x " C&S, I give you a microphone and fifteen minutes of fame to sing your heart out. | |||
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"A button for your trousers. It appears to be broke  "Two one way tickets to London because I fancy corrupting you both. | |||
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"A button for your trousers. It appears to be broke "A photoshoot session cos your pics are creative and I think youd enjoy it | |||
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"A button for your trousers. It appears to be broke
Two one way tickets to London because I fancy corrupting you both. "Multiple orgasms. Just cos I can | |||
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"A button for your trousers. It appears to be broke
Two one way tickets to London because I fancy corrupting you both.
Multiple orgasms. Just cos I can "I haven't got a clue what to give you here have this book uneaten crisp I found by the sofa as I sat down.  | |||
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"A button for your trousers. It appears to be broke
Two one way tickets to London because I fancy corrupting you both.
Multiple orgasms. Just cos I can
I haven't got a clue what to give you here have this book uneaten crisp I found by the sofa as I sat down. "Buttons: A how-to guide | |||
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"A button for your trousers. It appears to be broke
Two one way tickets to London because I fancy corrupting you both.
Multiple orgasms. Just cos I can
I haven't got a clue what to give you here have this book uneaten crisp I found by the sofa as I sat down.
Buttons: A how-to guide "A key to my hotel room.  | |||
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"Meli : a pair of knickers - you seem to be missing a pair in your avatar x"Sorry Dan but it just has to be a hoofing big kick in that red balloon...I've no idea why but I think it would make me laugh | |||
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"Meli : a pair of knickers - you seem to be missing a pair in your avatar x"DanBerks - a few pints and a jolly good chinwag down the pub | |||
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"Meli : a pair of knickers - you seem to be missing a pair in your avatar x
Sorry Dan but it just has to be a hoofing big kick in that red balloon...I've no idea why but I think it would make me laugh "Oops skipped one - a sewing kit to go with the buttons provided earlier | |||
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"A satnav with directions to me ..." A heartfelt apology for causing you to be missed out. | |||
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"A satnav with directions to me ... A heartfelt apology for causing you to be missed out." His and hers matching onesies | |||
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"A satnav with directions to me ... A heartfelt apology for causing you to be missed out. His and hers matching onesies " A hat stand V x | |||
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"A satnav with directions to me ... A heartfelt apology for causing you to be missed out. His and hers matching onesies A hat stand V x " Some cream to go with that strawberry | |||
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"A satnav with directions to me ... A heartfelt apology for causing you to be missed out. His and hers matching onesies A hat stand V x Some cream to go with that strawberry "It has to be a slap on the best ass on Fab | |||
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"A satnav with directions to me ... A heartfelt apology for causing you to be missed out. His and hers matching onesies A hat stand V x Some cream to go with that strawberry It has to be a slap on the best ass on Fab "Haha thanks. Does this mean I can officially join the best ass thread?! | |||
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"A satnav with directions to me ... A heartfelt apology for causing you to be missed out. His and hers matching onesies A hat stand V x Some cream to go with that strawberry It has to be a slap on the best ass on Fab
Haha thanks. Does this mean I can officially join the best ass thread?! "Directions to my house | |||
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"Pile ointment A toothbrush." Agro as it says in your username. Ok just a smile then as you look lovely. X | |||
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"The very thing you need most ... butter " What's wrong with jam? | |||
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"The newbeats said it best ... I like bread and butter I like toast and jam That's what my baby feeds me I'm her loving man " A blanket so you don't catch chill while you're posing | |||
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" A blanket so you don't catch chill while you're posing "A camera so you can get some photos on your profile | |||
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"A nail file to keep your nails in pristine condition. " Photography lessons | |||
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"A nail file to keep your nails in pristine condition. Photography lessons "a train ticket. you are clearly in need to visit jim | |||
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"A nail file to keep your nails in pristine condition. Photography lessons "A hike in those tights for me to insert lol | |||
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"A nail file to keep your nails in pristine condition. Photography lessons
A hike in those tights for me to insert lol"A hole lol not hike | |||
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"A nail file to keep your nails in pristine condition. Photography lessons
a train ticket. you are clearly in need to visit jim "A vase for those lovely flowers x | |||
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"A nail file to keep your nails in pristine condition. Photography lessons
a train ticket. you are clearly in need to visit jim
A vase for those lovely flowers x"A razor, self explanatory lol | |||
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"A nail file to keep your nails in pristine condition. Photography lessons
a train ticket. you are clearly in need to visit jim "No need | |||
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"A nail file to keep your nails in pristine condition. Photography lessons
a train ticket. you are clearly in need to visit jim
No need "Paddle for that arse | |||
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"A nail file to keep your nails in pristine condition. Photography lessons
a train ticket. you are clearly in need to visit jim
No need
Paddle for that arse"Well, I am up shit creek | |||
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"A nail file to keep your nails in pristine condition. Photography lessons
a train ticket. you are clearly in need to visit jim
No need
Paddle for that arse
Well, I am up shit creek "Fine...a tub of e45 as well | |||
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