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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok as this is my first ever thread thought I'd best make it memorable! I wondered if anyone else is as gullible as me? When I was a non stop wanking 16 year old (not now no lol) some "friends" told me to put some toothpaste on the end of my old lad as it made the fun more exciting!!! Let's just say don't try this at he kids, so anyone else been duped into bizarre sexual acts that are actually bulls**t??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep, the old.....I won't come in your mouth...honest!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought this was going to be about your favourite toothpaste not sexual acts: tsk!

Mine's Euthymol by the way!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thought this was going to be about your favourite toothpaste not sexual acts: tsk!

Mine's Euthymol by the way! "
More bout naievaty then sex too be honest lol I find sensodyne helps these days god that's worrying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thought this was going to be about your favourite toothpaste not sexual acts: tsk!

Mine's Euthymol by the way! "

+1..;-) { Mine's Eucryl... }

Welcome to the forums Wolfie... Good start;-);-)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thanks euro seems I may have to change toothpastes though lol!!!

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

welcome to the forums dude.

and no I have always been wise beyond my years.

for many years I sussed movement behind me with either a cock or piece of phallic plastic... was time to anally tighten and sit. UNENTERED

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"welcome to the forums dude.

and no I have always been wise beyond my years.

for many years I sussed movement behind me with either a cock or piece of phallic plastic... was time to anally tighten and sit. UNENTERED "
Lol I shall bear that in mind thanks mucka

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome to the forums sweetie.

My toothpaste is Colgate.

As to being conned with false sexual practises, was told in my youth that you couldn't get pregnant if you "did it" standing up. The result of that one will be 37 next week.......

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By *ickens CiderMan
over a year ago

taunton

I've used toothpaste on occasions on my cock when I've played with myself... and honestly I love the tingling sensation it gives... plus its all minty fresh afterwards too... lol

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

This brings back memories of my old school days, when canal trips were organised by one of the teachers, my old best pal who use to go ,told me toothpaste was used on the pupils genitals, at night.

which I gather was very painful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Many moons ago , a mate of mine was seeing this girl and they wanted to experiment with anal sex , they knew that it might need a little lubrication so off to her parents bathroom cupboard , always going well with the fun until both started to feel a burning sensation wich turned to pain.

It turned out my mate mistook Vics vapour rub for Vasaline quite a foolish mistake and his girlfriend never did like her nikname "Vicky"

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Depends how much you put on, a tiny little bit can give you a warm glowy feeling

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

get a partner to swill some listerine in their mouth before giving you oral...same minty tingle but much more fun !

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

ultrabrite is the best. Makes your todge glow in the dark so you can wank and read at the same time!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Welcome to the forums sweetie.

My toothpaste is Colgate.

As to being conned with false sexual practises, was told in my youth that you couldn't get pregnant if you "did it" standing up. The result of that one will be 37 next week....... "
Lol ooops I got told about rubbing a rabbits foot on warts luckily not needed to try that one out!! I'm 37 next birthday so I guess my mum could of been conned too!!

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By *ornyHorwichCpl aka HHCCouple
over a year ago

horwich


"Many moons ago , a mate of mine was seeing this girl and they wanted to experiment with anal sex , they knew that it might need a little lubrication so off to her parents bathroom cupboard , always going well with the fun until both started to feel a burning sensation wich turned to pain.

It turned out my mate mistook Vics vapour rub for Vasaline quite a foolish mistake and his girlfriend never did like her nikname "Vicky" "

ooo imagine if it was Fiery Jack

Arm and Hammer is ours

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