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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Let's hope everyone gets a meet

Im you host Seeside

Co host is SwingoftheKingers

MisterBee will share his wit and wisdom at random points

and Miss.Honey is sum times at the bar.

Club Rules

You can join in 1 of 2 ways.

(1) If you've had no meet's What so ever since joining or your last meet was more than 30 days / one month agow then your very welcome to join.

(2) If you meet a lot and your last meet was less than 30 days ago / one month. Then you can join by trying to meet a member of the club and join in that way.

And yes, socials count as meet's !

The club is not for those that don't meet at all.

And it's not for those that don't meet on a Wednesday.

The purpose of the club is to find and get meet's.

have fun everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every day _eeside

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Every day _eeside

Im Shor 1 day you will get a meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's ok. I'm not fussed

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"It's ok. I'm not fussed

You never no today mite just be your lucky day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm officially back in the club.

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"I'm officially back in the club."

Welcome back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are in the club so to speak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do we get a club badge?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We are in the club so to speak"

On both counts

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Do we get a club badge?"

No you don't but you mite get a meet if your lucky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zero meets today thank God.... day to recover from the last two meets haha x

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"We are in the club so to speak

On both counts"

Welcome to the club.

Hope you find a meet and can pall a member out

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Zero meets today thank God.... day to recover from the last two meets haha x"

You do no this Thread is to find meets don't you ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gday _eeside. Still 0 meets?

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Gday _eeside. Still 0 meets? "

Yep

Haw about you ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Afternoon all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha only had 1 meet since I started on here so I guess I can join the club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in

Travesty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

I'm in but hopefully just for this week

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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but sainsburys is closer..

I'm back again for another week.

At least it's nice to feel that I belong somewhere..

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Afternoon all

Good afternoon

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Haha only had 1 meet since I started on here so I guess I can join the club

Yep and with a bit of luck you mite find a nother 1

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"I'm in "

Welcome to the club

Hope you find a meet soon

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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham

In on rule #2 as we're just too damn sociable

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

[Removed by poster at 26/04/17 12:28:49]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In on rule #2 as we're just too damn sociable

Rule two, for the 2 of you.

I'm not sure I can keep rhyming all day. I'll try.

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"I'm in but hopefully just for this week

I got a filling you will find a meet soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm back again for another week.

At least it's nice to feel that I belong somewhere..

It's nice to feel, that bit is right.

It's great in here we just need sone board games.

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"I'm back again for another week.

At least it's nice to feel that I belong somewhere..

We do try and be welcoming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I join just cause I'm twirly?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in but hopefully just for this week

Hello.

. Coffee?

Seeside, where is the coffee girl?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I join just cause I'm twirly?"

Get in here then. Can I join you and watch you twirl?

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Can I join just cause I'm twirly?"

Under roul 1 or 2 anyone can join in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's ok. I'm not fussed

You never no today mite just be your lucky day

It's their lucky day _eeside. Positive thinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I join just cause I'm twirly?

Get in here then. Can I join you and watch you twirl?

Of course **twirls for MisterBee**

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"I'm in but hopefully just for this week

Hello.

. Coffee?

Seeside, where is the coffee girl?

Im not Shor.

Shees been slaking the larst fue weeks but ha it is voluntary so she don't haf to work lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I join just cause I'm twirly?

Under roul 1 or 2 anyone can join in

**runs off to read rules**

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm back again for another week.

At least it's nice to feel that I belong somewhere..

It's nice to feel, that bit is right.

It's great in here we just need sone board games.

I'll bring Thubderbirds, Firefly and Red Dragon Inn. Hopefully someone has Ticket To Ride, and maybe Secret Hitler?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm back again for another week.

At least it's nice to feel that I belong somewhere..

It's nice to feel, that bit is right.

It's great in here we just need sone board games.

I'll bring Thubderbirds, Firefly and Red Dragon Inn. Hopefully someone has Ticket To Ride, and maybe Secret Hitler?"

I have Twister

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"I'm in"

Welcome to the club.

Hope you find a meet soon

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

A repeat meet doesn't count, yeah?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Subs paid for another week ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A repeat meet doesn't count, yeah? "

It does but we could negotiate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm back again for another week.

At least it's nice to feel that I belong somewhere..

It's nice to feel, that bit is right.

It's great in here we just need sone board games.

I'll bring Thubderbirds, Firefly and Red Dragon Inn. Hopefully someone has Ticket To Ride, and maybe Secret Hitler?

I have Twister

Have you been to the doctor?

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"A repeat meet doesn't count, yeah? "

If its on/from fab then yes it counts

A meet is a meet.

If its not on/from fab then no it don't count.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"A repeat meet doesn't count, yeah?

It does but we could negotiate

What are the terms?

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Subs paid for another week ..

1 day you will find a meet

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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham

"In on rule #2 as we're just too damn sociable

Rule two, for the 2 of you.

I'm not sure I can keep rhyming all day. I'll try.

Rhyming all day you say?

No way! I want to play!

(chance of anyone wanting to meet evaporates, must stop rhyming before it's too late)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A repeat meet doesn't count, yeah?

It does but we could negotiate

What are the terms? "

Shit this is usually where they laugh and tell me to fuck off

Think Swing think...

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"I'm in but hopefully just for this week

Hello.

. Coffee?

Seeside, where is the coffee girl?

I don't drink it but I've have a nice cold glass of something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Becoming part of the furniture!

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

My Fone is nearley out of power and I carnt charge it yet.

I'll be back latter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I join just cause I'm twirly?

Get in here then. Can I join you and watch you twirl?

Of course **twirls for MisterBee**

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

N London

30 days no meets... Tick

30 months no meets....oh bollocks... Tick

Looks like I am in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My Fone is nearley out of power and I carnt charge it yet.

I'll be back latter

Drama llama

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Subs paid for another week ..

1 day you will find a meet

Meh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in"

That's what we all wa t to be saying by the end of the day!

Welcome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in but hopefully just for this week

Hello.

. Coffee?

Seeside, where is the coffee girl?

I don't drink it but I've have a nice cold glass of something

Can I have a tall glass of you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"30 days no meets... Tick

30 months no meets....oh bollocks... Tick

Looks like I am in."

Team captain. Welcome.

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Hopefully I can join I have not had a meet for over 3 years. I'm either very fussy or too ugly

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"A repeat meet doesn't count, yeah?

It does but we could negotiate

What are the terms?

Shit this is usually where they laugh and tell me to fuck off

Think Swing think..."

I hope you last as long as it takes you to think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A repeat meet doesn't count, yeah?

It does but we could negotiate

What are the terms?

Shit this is usually where they laugh and tell me to fuck off

Think Swing think...

I hope you last as long as it takes you to think.

no pressure

I'll be honest I was filling my face with lunch and I like to concentrate when my mouth is busy.

You know I'd let you in for a smile and a cheeky bum squeeze

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hopefully I can join I have not had a meet for over 3 years. I'm either very fussy or too ugly

3 years? Your more than welcome to join us.

Dont use the ugly word!...or the c t or f word either. Or the ch' word. In fact we rarely talk in case of offending someone.

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

"Do we get a club badge?

No you don't but you mite get a meet if your lucky

What if you're a member like I was a month or so back..but now I've had a meet..does my membership get revoked?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do we get a club badge?

No you don't but you mite get a meet if your lucky

What if you're a member like I was a month or so back..but now I've had a meet..does my membership get revoked?

Yes. Fuck off.

*its a joke.

....but still your not allowed in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[misterbee will shortly be Removed by mods at 26/04/17 14:21:32]"

Mods. It was a joke said in humour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[misterbee will shortly be Removed by mods at 26/04/17 14:21:32]

Mods. It was a joke said in humour.

I'll keep your pint warm for you

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

"Do we get a club badge?

No you don't but you mite get a meet if your lucky

What if you're a member like I was a month or so back..but now I've had a meet..does my membership get revoked?

Yes. Fuck off.

*its a joke.

....but still your not allowed in.

You evil man!

. Please I'll give sound advice at a price lol

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

"[misterbee will shortly be Removed by mods at 26/04/17 14:21:32]

Mods. It was a joke said in humour.

I know..bloody hell must be slow on the picture uploads today for them to be that quick off the mark haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am in. I got some time after the snooker, ronnie to win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do we get a club badge?

No you don't but you mite get a meet if your lucky

What if you're a member like I was a month or so back..but now I've had a meet..does my membership get revoked?

Yes. Fuck off.

*its a joke.

....but still your not allowed in.

You evil man!

. Please I'll give sound advice at a price lol

Seeside, we could run workshops on Thursday for those that never got a meet on the Wednesday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[misterbee will shortly be Removed by mods at 26/04/17 14:21:32]

Mods. It was a joke said in humour.

I'll keep your pint warm for you

If MsHoney served the beer it was already warm.

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

"Do we get a club badge?

No you don't but you mite get a meet if your lucky

What if you're a member like I was a month or so back..but now I've had a meet..does my membership get revoked?

Yes. Fuck off.

*its a joke.

....but still your not allowed in.

You evil man!

. Please I'll give sound advice at a price lol

Seeside, we could run workshops on Thursday for those that never got a meet on the Wednesday.

See that's perfect as I'm off work tomorrow.. please let me in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am in. I got some time after the snooker, ronnie to win

Welcome shag !

This should be a thing! A welcome shag!

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

"Hopefully I can join I have not had a meet for over 3 years. I'm either very fussy or too ugly

3 years? Your more than welcome to join us.

Dont use the ugly word!...or the c t or f word either. Or the ch' word. In fact we rarely talk in case of offending someone. "
oh I don't need to use those word I just offend by being me lol

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over a year ago

"[misterbee will shortly be Removed by mods at 26/04/17 14:21:32]

Mods. It was a joke said in humour.

I'll keep your pint warm for you

If MsHoney served the beer it was already warm.

death wish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am in. I got some time after the snooker, ronnie to win

Welcome shag !

This should be a thing! A welcome shag! "
Yes ty and it should be, this is a good club too

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Hiya guys, I'm back again! Hope everyone is well in here today, didn't miss me too much did you lol?

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By *wo4FemCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Hi all. No meets for us so far. Hopefully find a lady soon.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"[misterbee will shortly be Removed by mods at 26/04/17 14:21:32]

Mods. It was a joke said in humour.

I'll keep your pint warm for you

If MsHoney served the beer it was already warm.

death wish"

Darling it was a pint of piss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm I'm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[misterbee will shortly be Removed by mods at 26/04/17 14:21:32]

Mods. It was a joke said in humour.

I'll keep your pint warm for you

If MsHoney served the beer it was already warm.

death wish

Darling it was a pint of piss"

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Im back

*Waves*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[misterbee will shortly be Removed by mods at 26/04/17 14:21:32]

Mods. It was a joke said in humour.

I'll keep your pint warm for you

If MsHoney served the beer it was already warm.

death wish

Darling it was a pint of piss"

But you always said it wasn't piss!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Count me in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Count me in"

Welcome along sir

Free drink at the bar but we've just run out of decaf tea

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"[misterbee will shortly be Removed by mods at 26/04/17 14:21:32]

Mods. It was a joke said in humour.

I'll keep your pint warm for you

If MsHoney served the beer it was already warm.

death wish

Darling it was a pint of piss

But you always said it wasn't piss!

I lied. People do that here, all the time

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

N London

"30 days no meets... Tick

30 months no meets....oh bollocks... Tick

Looks like I am in.

Team captain. Welcome. "

Ooh, do I get a Captain's arm band, Captain's cock ring? I don't mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[misterbee will shortly be Removed by mods at 26/04/17 14:21:32]

Mods. It was a joke said in humour.

I'll keep your pint warm for you

If MsHoney served the beer it was already warm.

death wish

Darling it was a pint of piss

But you always said it wasn't piss!

I lied. People do that here, all the time

Sshhhhh. Don't say the L word. Or the u c t f and all the others

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Count me in

Welcome along sir

Free drink at the bar but we've just run out of decaf tea"

You serving for MsHoney now? I'll have a pint of piss then?

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"Hiya guys, I'm back again! Hope everyone is well in here today, didn't miss me too much did you lol?

Apparently not

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Well im of for the nite.

Hope everyone has a good evening.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Count me in

Welcome along sir

Free drink at the bar but we've just run out of decaf tea

You serving for MsHoney now? I'll have a pint of piss then?

*zip*

There you go

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