FabSwingers.com forum: How do you politely tell someone to fuck off?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hey I'm doing a job for a client and his standing on my head all day what can I do iv treid to hint do 1 mate but wont work

plus his teaching me how to do my own shit I wanna kill someone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wear headphones and keep smiling

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By *r_BBW_LoverMan
over a year ago

Swindon

Try this: "Oi, you there. Yes, you. Fuck off. And when you get there, fuck off some more."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pass him one of your tools and ask him to help???

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Oi ya cunt fack off and let me work or you can do it yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try this

Excuse me, would you politely fuck off!

You can thank me later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Constantly have a smile on your face so you don't show signs of aggression... turn away or walk away when he starts talking, he'll get the message.

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By *rwolfMan
over a year ago

bristol

Sit down if your wanted...no you..yes you....you can stand

How about we playva game of fuck off, you go first.

I want you to boldly go where no one has gone before...yes outer space preferably without a ship or suit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi fucktard still here? FUCK OFF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell him you're not as stupid as he thinks you are.

Is there not something constructive he could actually be doing.

And

FUCK. OFF.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"By Jove old chap, do me a gosh darn good favour would you old boy and learn about sex and travel would you? There's a good sport"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate that!

Peiple that have priblems with dpace and boundaries dont get hints!

You're going to have to be blatent and say that you like to work on your own.

If that doesnt work then you're going to have to ask them to leave you on your own to work and give zero fucks!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Try this: "Oi, you there. Yes, you. Fuck off. And when you get there, fuck off some more.""

lmao u people made me smile after a miserable day

on a serious note is it rude to tell someone to fuck off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh ffs I can't be arsed to correct the spelling

Stupid phone!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Is he older? Sometimes older, retired men watch people work it reminds them of when they were younger and involved.

Not much you can do about it really though.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Here pal, get the kettle on.

Repeatedly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just say 'if you think you can do a better job, then crack on pal' but just remind him he is paying you to do whatever it is....

he is paying you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use the phrase "with all due respect" when some one uses that phrase they mean no respect what so ever lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is he older? Sometimes older, retired men watch people work it reminds them of when they were younger and involved.

Not much you can do about it really though."

iv tried turning talk sport on to bore the fuckker but wont move

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell him he's slowing you down and it will cost him more money.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If someone tries this at my work who is a boss, I say do you wanna do the job? When they either say no or don't answer I say good, now fuck off and let me get on with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could you not say, I don't mean to be rude, but I can work better on my own, without distractions. I will get the task completed faster/on schedule......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As Billy Connolly would say Fuck off and off he will fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey I'm doing a job for a client and his standing on my head all day what can I do iv treid to hint do 1 mate but wont work

plus his teaching me how to do my own shit I wanna kill someone "

Eat garlic, fart, say fuck off...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear customer can you please kindly fuck off and let me continue the job you are paying ME for there's a poppet xx

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Is he older? Sometimes older, retired men watch people work it reminds them of when they were younger and involved.

Not much you can do about it really though.

iv tried turning talk sport on to bore the fuckker but wont move "

Bloomin eck. Is he one of those men who doesn't trust anyone to do the job right? Can you send him to the shops for a long weight?

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

Ask your client/ employer for an interim payment. ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

plus his hiding his missus from me he thinks I'm gonna eat her

2 days done

6/7 days to go

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ask your client/ employer for an interim payment. ..."

what do u mean by that

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By *ANDA2Couple
over a year ago

Henley Arden

I've had this in a previous job.

I used the Health and Safety excuse.

"If I turn around with this power saw/ 4x2 plank/ metal pole etc etc I may hit you. So please can you move out of the way'

Now explain to him, if he still persists in standing in the way that should an accident happen he won't be covered by your insurance because you have asked him to move.

If that fails I stopped work until they moved and explained again their safety is your main concern because accidents DO happen.

These always worked for me 100%

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck Off, please"

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By *ANDA2Couple
over a year ago

Henley Arden

If that fails I stopped work until they moved and explained again their safety was MY main concern because accidents DO happen.

Corrected grammar

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've had this in a previous job.

I used the Health and Safety excuse.

"If I turn around with this power saw/ 4x2 plank/ metal pole etc etc I may hit you. So please can you move out of the way'

Now explain to him, if he still persists in standing in the way that should an accident happen he won't be covered by your insurance because you have asked him to move.

If that fails I stopped work until they moved and explained again their safety is your main concern because accidents DO happen.

These always worked for me 100%"

Thank you x

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By *ANDA2Couple
over a year ago

Henley Arden

"I've had this in a previous job.

I used the Health and Safety excuse.

"If I turn around with this power saw/ 4x2 plank/ metal pole etc etc I may hit you. So please can you move out of the way'

Now explain to him, if he still persists in standing in the way that should an accident happen he won't be covered by your insurance because you have asked him to move.

If that fails I stopped work until they moved and explained again their safety is your main concern because accidents DO happen.

These always worked for me 100%

Thank you x "

Another way along with the above is that at the very start of the day spend 5mins explaining what you intend to do that day.

Good luck because these folks are a pain in the neck. Although to be fair it's often because of previous bad experiences.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

I tend to find something like this works.

Get the fuck away from me now!!!

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

"Try this

Excuse me, would you politely fuck off!

You can thank me later "

Too subtle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So...

Go to your local Indian restaurant order yourself a nice overly species curry... mixed meat. Ensure it's hotter than you can normally take.

Throw some bhaji on that order too.

Get yourself off home and throw a few stellas on top of that. Good lad.

Now all done. Get yourself off to bed. But just before...

Pop three boiled eggs down your neck, there's a good chap.

Now the next day at work just let your bowels release all that curried eggy misery - guff after acrid guff.

You sir... are welcome.

*tips hat*

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By *mcouple1Couple
over a year ago

nr warrington

Think of the most complicated difficult problem in your line of work. You know the solution. Then gusump his / hers solution in front of his / hers boss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey I'm doing a job for a client and his standing on my head all day what can I do iv treid to hint do 1 mate but wont work

plus his teaching me how to do my own shit I wanna kill someone "

Send him to the store for a long weight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a guy working for me who was a bit like that... as we worked outside I got him to dig a hole for me. Gave him specific dimensions. He set to it with spade and pick and did a great job. When had finished i told him to fill it in. True story! He learnt not to sit over anyone after that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kindly eff off, please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

I'd kick them up the rear end

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Be direct and tell him that you're a perfectionist who needs to work alone to achieve your results. And make a point of agreeing times when you will meet and speak with him and update him on progress.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you want me to come distract him? I might barf all over him though right now

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Tell him you are gay, dominant, and never use lube.

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

on a serious note is it rude to tell someone to fuck off "

Are you being serious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been thinking this one over, come to the conclusion that the correct polite way is...

"Please fuck off"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If he's paying you're gonna have to suck it up really...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you want me to come distract him? I might barf all over him though right now

yep plz come down let's see what happens today I can't tell him to fuck off

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I had a guy working for me who was a bit like that... as we worked outside I got him to dig a hole for me. Gave him specific dimensions. He set to it with spade and pick and did a great job. When had finished i told him to fill it in. True story! He learnt not to sit over anyone after that.

what a guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey I'm doing a job for a client and his standing on my head all day what can I do iv treid to hint do 1 mate but wont work

plus his teaching me how to do my own shit I wanna kill someone "

I've had this in the past, I've just told them to give me distance and leave me to get on with the task in hand...... if that doesn't work, then just tell them to fuck off and leave you alone while you get on with it, I've said that to a few clients too, jokingly of course

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London

Tell him, oh, your body odour turn me on..

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Simples, get your cock out after all it's willy Wednesday, you won't see him for dust

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually tell them I can work or chat, not do both, I also mention the fact that they are paying me my hourly rate to chat to me, it generally shuts them up fairly sharpish... Not quite as effective for price work. If he's just watching you, grin and bear it, annoying as it is

If you're intent on being blunt. Fuck off, and when you get back, fuck off again...

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

"Ask your client/ employer for an interim payment. ...

what do u mean by that "

Ask for payment for the work done so far, cash flow, to tide you over, buy more materials or equipment etc. If that doesn't scare them away for a while I don't know what will.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say nothing and block? My dear old nan used to say. It's nice to be important but more important to be nice

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

love you all xx

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