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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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Tall dark and handsome?

Sexually assertive?

Looking for a fun time?

If so, show yourself.

My friend needs some hotlist applicants, she is currently enjoying a 2 night getaway in sunny climes but I am sure the right man may get a cheeky wink

*please note this is just for fun, don't be offended or mention generalising lalalla

I love you all

MSB...they are all yours

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

I'll help you assemble a short list

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Yes, no, don't know......not really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll help you assemble a short list

Nah, she wants tall

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Yes, no, don't know......not really

Hello you

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

"Tall dark and handsome?

Sexually assertive?

Looking for a fun time?

If so, show yourself.

My friend needs some hotlist applicants, she is currently enjoying a 2 night getaway in sunny climes but I am sure the right man may get a cheeky wink

*please note this is just for fun, don't be offended or mention generalising lalalla

I love you all

MSB...they are all yours

Is this an audition for a C4 reality TV show?

If not I'm in

Disclaimer: handsomeness is in the eye of the beholder!

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I'll help you assemble a short list

Nah, she wants tall "

I don't. She does.

Everyone is tall to me. Apart from those who aren't

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

Tall and still dark hopefully considered handsome and always after a fun time.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Tall dark and handsome?

Sexually assertive?

Looking for a fun time?

If so, show yourself.

My friend needs some hotlist applicants, she is currently enjoying a 2 night getaway in sunny climes but I am sure the right man may get a cheeky wink

*please note this is just for fun, don't be offended or mention generalising lalalla

I love you all

MSB...they are all yours

Is this an audition for a C4 reality TV show?

If not I'm in

Disclaimer: handsomeness is in the eye of the beholder!"

Contestant number 1...come on down

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

"Tall dark and handsome?

Sexually assertive?

Looking for a fun time?

If so, show yourself.

My friend needs some hotlist applicants, she is currently enjoying a 2 night getaway in sunny climes but I am sure the right man may get a cheeky wink

*please note this is just for fun, don't be offended or mention generalising lalalla

I love you all

MSB...they are all yours

Is this an audition for a C4 reality TV show?

If not I'm in

Disclaimer: handsomeness is in the eye of the beholder!

Contestant number 1...come on down "

The price is right? That was ITV IIRC.

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By *rwolfMan
over a year ago

bristol

Well i wouldnt say i was tall

Not dark...

Above average maybe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm 6ft is that tall enough?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Tall dark and handsome?

Sexually assertive?

Looking for a fun time?

If so, show yourself.

My friend needs some hotlist applicants, she is currently enjoying a 2 night getaway in sunny climes but I am sure the right man may get a cheeky wink

*please note this is just for fun, don't be offended or mention generalising lalalla

I love you all

MSB...they are all yours

Is this an audition for a C4 reality TV show?

If not I'm in

Disclaimer: handsomeness is in the eye of the beholder!

Contestant number 1...come on down

The price is right? That was ITV IIRC."

I don't like BBC so yes let's play that

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Well i wouldnt say i was tall

Not dark...

Above average maybe?

Hey it's not me picking you'll know if your box lights up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm here

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

"Tall dark and handsome?

Sexually assertive?

Looking for a fun time?

If so, show yourself.

My friend needs some hotlist applicants, she is currently enjoying a 2 night getaway in sunny climes but I am sure the right man may get a cheeky wink

*please note this is just for fun, don't be offended or mention generalising lalalla

I love you all

MSB...they are all yours

Is this an audition for a C4 reality TV show?

If not I'm in

Disclaimer: handsomeness is in the eye of the beholder!

Contestant number 1...come on down

The price is right? That was ITV IIRC.

I don't like BBC so yes let's play that "

Whit whoo! Sorry i have hijacked your thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tall dark and handsome?

Sexually assertive?

Looking for a fun time?

If so, show yourself.

My friend needs some hotlist applicants, she is currently enjoying a 2 night getaway in sunny climes but I am sure the right man may get a cheeky wink

*please note this is just for fun, don't be offended or mention generalising lalalla

I love you all

MSB...they are all yours

None of the above

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me, me, me!

Wait, no, not that dark or handsome... Never mind.

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

"Tall dark and handsome?

Sexually assertive?

Looking for a fun time?

If so, show yourself.

My friend needs some hotlist applicants, she is currently enjoying a 2 night getaway in sunny climes but I am sure the right man may get a cheeky wink

*please note this is just for fun, don't be offended or mention generalising lalalla

I love you all

MSB...they are all yours

Is this an audition for a C4 reality TV show?

If not I'm in

Disclaimer: handsomeness is in the eye of the beholder!

Contestant number 1...come on down "

Doing interviews for Love Island are we?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Tall dark and handsome?

Sexually assertive?

Looking for a fun time?

If so, show yourself.

My friend needs some hotlist applicants, she is currently enjoying a 2 night getaway in sunny climes but I am sure the right man may get a cheeky wink

*please note this is just for fun, don't be offended or mention generalising lalalla

I love you all

MSB...they are all yours

Is this an audition for a C4 reality TV show?

If not I'm in

Disclaimer: handsomeness is in the eye of the beholder!

Contestant number 1...come on down

The price is right? That was ITV IIRC.

I don't like BBC so yes let's play that

Whit whoo! Sorry i have hijacked your thread.

I see you like black lace.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Tall dark and handsome?

Sexually assertive?

Looking for a fun time?

If so, show yourself.

My friend needs some hotlist applicants, she is currently enjoying a 2 night getaway in sunny climes but I am sure the right man may get a cheeky wink

*please note this is just for fun, don't be offended or mention generalising lalalla

I love you all

MSB...they are all yours

None of the above

Get out then

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

I'm tall but can only get an errection when put in helpless bondage by a dominant woman with a cane...

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Tall dark and handsome?

Sexually assertive?

Looking for a fun time?

If so, show yourself.

My friend needs some hotlist applicants, she is currently enjoying a 2 night getaway in sunny climes but I am sure the right man may get a cheeky wink

*please note this is just for fun, don't be offended or mention generalising lalalla

I love you all

MSB...they are all yours

Is this an audition for a C4 reality TV show?

If not I'm in

Disclaimer: handsomeness is in the eye of the beholder!

Contestant number 1...come on down

Doing interviews for Love Island are we?

Ain't nobody looking for love here.

Fuck island I reckon she would prefer

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

"Tall dark and handsome?

Sexually assertive?

Looking for a fun time?

If so, show yourself.

My friend needs some hotlist applicants, she is currently enjoying a 2 night getaway in sunny climes but I am sure the right man may get a cheeky wink

*please note this is just for fun, don't be offended or mention generalising lalalla

I love you all

MSB...they are all yours

Is this an audition for a C4 reality TV show?

If not I'm in

Disclaimer: handsomeness is in the eye of the beholder!

Contestant number 1...come on down

The price is right? That was ITV IIRC.

I don't like BBC so yes let's play that

Whit whoo! Sorry i have hijacked your thread.

I see you like black lace."

I am not averse to black lace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tall dark and handsome?

Sexually assertive?

Looking for a fun time?

If so, show yourself.

My friend needs some hotlist applicants, she is currently enjoying a 2 night getaway in sunny climes but I am sure the right man may get a cheeky wink

*please note this is just for fun, don't be offended or mention generalising lalalla

I love you all

MSB...they are all yours

Is this an audition for a C4 reality TV show?

If not I'm in

Disclaimer: handsomeness is in the eye of the beholder!

Contestant number 1...come on down

Doing interviews for Love Island are we?

Ain't nobody looking for love here.

Fuck island I reckon she would prefer "

That sounds like my kind of holiday destination. X

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

"Tall dark and handsome?

Sexually assertive?

Looking for a fun time?

If so, show yourself.

My friend needs some hotlist applicants, she is currently enjoying a 2 night getaway in sunny climes but I am sure the right man may get a cheeky wink

*please note this is just for fun, don't be offended or mention generalising lalalla

I love you all

MSB...they are all yours

Is this an audition for a C4 reality TV show?

If not I'm in

Disclaimer: handsomeness is in the eye of the beholder!

Contestant number 1...come on down

Doing interviews for Love Island are we?

Ain't nobody looking for love here.

Fuck island I reckon she would prefer "

Ah that's better tell her to put me down so xx

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Tall dark and handsome?

Sexually assertive?

Looking for a fun time?

If so, show yourself.

My friend needs some hotlist applicants, she is currently enjoying a 2 night getaway in sunny climes but I am sure the right man may get a cheeky wink

*please note this is just for fun, don't be offended or mention generalising lalalla

I love you all

MSB...they are all yours

Is this an audition for a C4 reality TV show?

If not I'm in

Disclaimer: handsomeness is in the eye of the beholder!

Contestant number 1...come on down

The price is right? That was ITV IIRC.

I don't like BBC so yes let's play that

Whit whoo! Sorry i have hijacked your thread.

I see you like black lace.

I am not averse to black lace

Do you like to push pineapple?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have Malteasers

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I have Malteasers

He's a keeper

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

Do you like to push pineapple? "

This is a trick question where my answer marks me out as a fruit pervert right?

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By *emptd2Man
over a year ago

Burgess Hill & Birmingham

1. Nope

2. Not Really

3 Isn't everyone?

Can I be on the standby list just in case any other the hot-list applicants should fall ill unexpectedly at the last minute?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I have Malteasers

Nom

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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Do you like to push pineapple?

This is a trick question where my answer marks me out as a fruit pervert right? "

Shake the tree?

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

"I have Malteasers

He's a keeper

Agreed!!!! oh... Did I say that out loud??? Was supposed to be quietly lurking and perving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm tall but can only get an errection when put in helpless bondage by a dominant woman with a cane..."

Not sure that's what she asked, pal.

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

Do you like to push pineapple?

This is a trick question where my answer marks me out as a fruit pervert right?

Shake the tree?"

Aha! I'm with you now

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Do you like to push pineapple?

This is a trick question where my answer marks me out as a fruit pervert right?

Shake the tree?"

And grind coffee?

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I have Malteasers

He's a keeper

Agreed!!!! oh... Did I say that out loud??? Was supposed to be quietly lurking and perving

You're relentless

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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Do you like to push pineapple?

This is a trick question where my answer marks me out as a fruit pervert right?

Shake the tree?

And grind coffee?"

Can I teach you to sway?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I have Malteasers

He's a keeper

Agreed!!!! oh... Did I say that out loud??? Was supposed to be quietly lurking and perving

You're relentless

You two need restraining

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"Your friend", eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have Malteasers

He's a keeper

Agreed!!!! oh... Did I say that out loud??? Was supposed to be quietly lurking and perving

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I have Malteasers

He's a keeper

Agreed!!!! oh... Did I say that out loud??? Was supposed to be quietly lurking and perving

You're relentless

You two need restraining

I'm wounded

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Do you like to push pineapple?

This is a trick question where my answer marks me out as a fruit pervert right?

Shake the tree?

And grind coffee?

Can I teach you to sway?"

If anyone is going to make me sway it would be you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about

Not overly tall. Blonde. Pretty?

Submissive and gentle?

Constantly providing a fun time?

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

"I have Malteasers

He's a keeper

Agreed!!!! oh... Did I say that out loud??? Was supposed to be quietly lurking and perving

You're relentless

You two need restraining

I'm wounded

Wounded??? Dammit I was getting the cuffs!!!

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Tall.. I used to be but I'm now dwarfed by my son, lankey streak of piss he is...

Dark.. Well I ain't had a holiday for a while now and I'm looking a little pastey..

Handsome.. I ain't no George Clooney if thats what yer after... More George and Mildred..

So,.do I make the shortlist?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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""Your friend", eh?

I swear down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am tall and handsome in the dark if that helps??

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

""Your friend", eh?

I swear down

I believe you.

Thousands wouldn't.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am tall and handsome in the dark if that helps??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do not meet your criteria mainly on the dark front and possible assertive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tall dark and handsome?

Sexually assertive?

Looking for a fun time?

If so, show yourself.

My friend needs some hotlist applicants, she is currently enjoying a 2 night getaway in sunny climes but I am sure the right man may get a cheeky wink

*please note this is just for fun, don't be offended or mention generalising lalalla

I love you all

MSB...they are all yours

"
well im tall the rest, well thats all about perspective

hope held high.. I am in

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

"I have Malteasers

He's a keeper

Agreed!!!! oh... Did I say that out loud??? Was supposed to be quietly lurking and perving

Don't you be fluttering those eyelashes at me either!! Teasing me with your ermmm Maltesers

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I have Malteasers

He's a keeper

Agreed!!!! oh... Did I say that out loud??? Was supposed to be quietly lurking and perving

You're relentless

You two need restraining

I'm wounded

Wounded??? Dammit I was getting the cuffs!!!

I suddenly feel vulnerable

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I am tall and handsome in the dark if that helps??

I'll shed some light on you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tall, dark enough to be call caramel, and I do okay

And yes and yes for the other two.

And I'm apparently "sweet" according to someone in here

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Tall, dark enough to be call caramel, and I do okay

And yes and yes for the other two.

And I'm apparently "sweet" according to someone in here

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

"I have Malteasers

He's a keeper

Agreed!!!! oh... Did I say that out loud??? Was supposed to be quietly lurking and perving

You're relentless

You two need restraining

I'm wounded

Wounded??? Dammit I was getting the cuffs!!!

I suddenly feel vulnerable

Pffffttt.... I'll restrain myself so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am tall and handsome in the dark if that helps??

I'll shed some light on you

Then I wouldnt be as tall or as handsome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tall dark and handsome?

Sexually assertive?

Looking for a fun time?"

1. Yes, when I've got a tan, debateable

2. Sometimes

3. Always

Let the games begin x

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I have Malteasers

He's a keeper

Agreed!!!! oh... Did I say that out loud??? Was supposed to be quietly lurking and perving

You're relentless

You two need restraining

I'm wounded

Wounded??? Dammit I was getting the cuffs!!!

I suddenly feel vulnerable

Pffffttt.... I'll restrain myself so

I'll keep you company

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tall, dark enough to be call caramel, and I do okay

And yes and yes for the other two.

And I'm apparently "sweet" according to someone in here

Shhh, no one was supposed to know

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I am tall and handsome in the dark if that helps??

I'll shed some light on you

Then I wouldnt be as tall or as handsome

That's because you're sat down and you're hiding your face silly

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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""Your friend", eh?

I swear down

I believe you.

Thousands wouldn't....."

I know. Shocker

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Tall, dark enough to be call caramel, and I do okay

And yes and yes for the other two.

And I'm apparently "sweet" according to someone in here

Shhh, no one was supposed to know

Ooooops I'm blonde what can I say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tall, dark enough to be call caramel, and I do okay

And yes and yes for the other two.

And I'm apparently "sweet" according to someone in here

Shhh, no one was supposed to know

Ooooops I'm blonde what can I say

It's okay, I forgive you this time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am tall and handsome in the dark if that helps??

I'll shed some light on you

Then I wouldnt be as tall or as handsome

That's because you're sat down and you're hiding your face silly

I would stand up but your sitting on my lap

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I am tall and handsome in the dark if that helps??

I'll shed some light on you

Then I wouldnt be as tall or as handsome

That's because you're sat down and you're hiding your face silly

I would stand up but your sitting on my lap

Can I stay here? I'll try not to wriggle too much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tall and sexually assertive?

Meh I'll pass

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