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"Men mail me to ask about my carrot. They never ask me for a fuck. What am I doing wrong? "The position of the carrot?  | |||
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"I found my gf's hot mums sexy knickers on the radiator in their bathroom, should I or shouldn't I fs "Do it | |||
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"Men mail me to ask about my carrot. They never ask me for a fuck. What am I doing wrong? "They want to fuck the carrot? | |||
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"Op where are you fs ppl have got serious issues here!!! "Init fs | |||
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"I found my gf's hot mums sexy knickers on the radiator in their bathroom, should I or shouldn't I fs "Wrap them around and crack on  | |||
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"Men mail me to ask about my carrot. They never ask me for a fuck. What am I doing wrong?
The position of the carrot? "Should it be upside down? Then it wouldn't look so smiley. | |||
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"Men mail me to ask about my carrot. They never ask me for a fuck. What am I doing wrong? "you are too fun for the men of this site and they find you confusing. you need vagina pics and bj ones. you're welcome. | |||
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"Men mail me to ask about my carrot. They never ask me for a fuck. What am I doing wrong?
The position of the carrot?
Should it be upside down? Then it wouldn't look so smiley."Personally I can't help but wonder where that carrot has been and how far past its sell by date it is? Maybe this is your problem young man | |||
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"Men mail me to ask about my carrot. They never ask me for a fuck. What am I doing wrong?
The position of the carrot?
Should it be upside down? Then it wouldn't look so smiley."Hmmmmm think I maybe need to be a bit more blunt.........your pussy . Your pussy might smile then maybe | |||
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"I really need the answer to this one as my thread wasn't commented on. What's the name of the online company that for a small fee, makes civil parking charges disappear like magic." Google it | |||
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"my problem is most guys i fuck expect more fucks and tbh i had just lost my vibrator when i put a meet up and was just desperate at the time of meeting them and not that into meeting them again. help me people of fab." Stop losing your vibe or get a few back ups | |||
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"Men mail me to ask about my carrot. They never ask me for a fuck. What am I doing wrong?
The position of the carrot?
Should it be upside down? Then it wouldn't look so smiley."Is Bugs on here? He's your man. | |||
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"my problem is most guys i fuck expect more fucks and tbh i had just lost my vibrator when i put a meet up and was just desperate at the time of meeting them and not that into meeting them again. help me people of fab. Stop losing your vibe or get a few back ups "Pink panther is clearly a natural at this! | |||
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"my problem is most guys i fuck expect more fucks and tbh i had just lost my vibrator when i put a meet up and was just desperate at the time of meeting them and not that into meeting them again. help me people of fab. Stop losing your vibe or get a few back ups "Thank you for the advice Deirdre Panther | |||
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"my problem is most guys i fuck expect more fucks and tbh i had just lost my vibrator when i put a meet up and was just desperate at the time of meeting them and not that into meeting them again. help me people of fab. Stop losing your vibe or get a few back ups
Thank you for the advice Deirdre Panther "You're most welcome | |||
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"my problem is most guys i fuck expect more fucks and tbh i had just lost my vibrator when i put a meet up and was just desperate at the time of meeting them and not that into meeting them again. help me people of fab. Stop losing your vibe or get a few back ups
Pink panther is clearly a natural at this! "You have no idea lol | |||
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"I found my gf's hot mums sexy knickers on the radiator in their bathroom, should I or shouldn't I fs "I think you should sell them bad boys on ebay | |||
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"I really need the answer to this one as my thread wasn't commented on. What's the name of the online company that for a small fee, makes civil parking charges disappear like magic." Try winston wolf  | |||
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"My clit bar is solid, it cant get undone, been back to a piercing place who said Maybe see my gp. It's not been changed in 13 years" Grinder? | |||
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"My clit bar is solid, it cant get undone, been back to a piercing place who said Maybe see my gp. It's not been changed in 13 years Grinder? " So That's where I've seen you before | |||
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"My clit bar is solid, it cant get undone, been back to a piercing place who said Maybe see my gp. It's not been changed in 13 years Grinder? " | |||
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"My clit bar is solid, it cant get undone, been back to a piercing place who said Maybe see my gp. It's not been changed in 13 years Grinder? " ain't that for gay men? | |||
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"My clit bar is solid, it cant get undone, been back to a piercing place who said Maybe see my gp. It's not been changed in 13 years Grinder? ain't that for gay men?"  | |||
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"My clit bar is solid, it cant get undone, been back to a piercing place who said Maybe see my gp. It's not been changed in 13 years Grinder? So That's where I've seen you before "Yes I'm regularly using my grinder cutting stuff. | |||
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"I have a problem. More an issue really. Are you able to assist? I need some help. " Probably not.... | |||
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"My clit bar is solid, it cant get undone, been back to a piercing place who said Maybe see my gp. It's not been changed in 13 years Grinder? ain't that for gay men? "This actually made me snort and now my mum what's to know what it is i'm looking at that is so funny
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"I have a problem. More an issue really. Are you able to assist? I need some help. Probably not...." I can't write anything without quoting from a Beatles song (see previous post) which is proving tricky as I want to be a paperback writer. | |||
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"I have a problem. More an issue really. Are you able to assist? I need some help. Probably not.... I can't write anything without quoting from a Beatles song (see previous post) which is proving tricky as I want to be a paperback writer. "Mate - it's been a long day, and you been working like dog! | |||
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"This girl I'm seeing semi regularly, gets very wet, like a pint of fluid will come out of nowhere. It tastes like wee but she insists it isn't! Should I tell her it's wee or not say anything?????" Accept her as she is and if she gives you a compliment for continuing, just lap it up. | |||
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"I have a problem. More an issue really. Are you able to assist? I need some help. " Do you require female assistance  | |||
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"is it wrong to sit and wait for your sexual health check up perving on fab? "You wouldn't need the check up if you weren't on there so crack on | |||
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"My clit bar is solid, it cant get undone, been back to a piercing place who said Maybe see my gp. It's not been changed in 13 years Grinder? So That's where I've seen you before " | |||
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"My new friend, an absolutely delicious guy, lives too far away! I want him here, right now and I have to wait. I am so horny for him. I'm throwing my toys out of the pram. I'm in a strop. I need his body again. Please help me. " i'm working on teleportation. don't think it'll be ready for humans before 2030 though. i can send you unlimited amounts of frogs to keep you amused for the time being? | |||
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"My new friend, an absolutely delicious guy, lives too far away! I want him here, right now and I have to wait. I am so horny for him. I'm throwing my toys out of the pram. I'm in a strop. I need his body again. Please help me. " I'll despatch a helicopter to collect him | |||
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"I have a problem. More an issue really. Are you able to assist? I need some help. Do you require female assistance "Any time at all  | |||
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"My clit bar is solid, it cant get undone, been back to a piercing place who said Maybe see my gp. It's not been changed in 13 years Grinder? ain't that for gay men?
This actually made me snort and now my mum what's to know what it is i'm looking at that is so funny
I'm starting to sweat and feel guilty!"Use m1cks' gf's mum's knickers to mop your brow | |||
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"I have a problem. More an issue really. Are you able to assist? I need some help. Do you require female assistance
Any time at all "FTFY come on girls road trip | |||
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"My clit bar is solid, it cant get undone, been back to a piercing place who said Maybe see my gp. It's not been changed in 13 years Grinder? ain't that for gay men?
This actually made me snort and now my mum what's to know what it is i'm looking at that is so funny
I'm starting to sweat and feel guilty!
Use m1cks' gf's mum's knickers to mop your brow "Good call | |||
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"My clit bar is solid, it cant get undone, been back to a piercing place who said Maybe see my gp. It's not been changed in 13 years Grinder? ain't that for gay men?
This actually made me snort and now my mum what's to know what it is i'm looking at that is so funny
I'm starting to sweat and feel guilty!
Use m1cks' gf's mum's knickers to mop your brow
Good call "May be a little to late unless there super absorbent  | |||
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"My new friend, an absolutely delicious guy, lives too far away! I want him here, right now and I have to wait. I am so horny for him. I'm throwing my toys out of the pram. I'm in a strop. I need his body again. Please help me. i'm working on teleportation. don't think it'll be ready for humans before 2030 though. i can send you unlimited amounts of frogs to keep you amused for the time being?" What if it ends up like the film The Fly though. | |||
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"My clit bar is solid, it cant get undone, been back to a piercing place who said Maybe see my gp. It's not been changed in 13 years Grinder? ain't that for gay men?
This actually made me snort and now my mum what's to know what it is i'm looking at that is so funny
I'm starting to sweat and feel guilty!
Use m1cks' gf's mum's knickers to mop your brow
Good call
May be a little to late unless there super absorbent "They're Mum knickers | |||
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"This girl I'm seeing semi regularly, gets very wet, like a pint of fluid will come out of nowhere. It tastes like wee but she insists it isn't! Should I tell her it's wee or not say anything?????" I knew it was wee !!! Tell her | |||
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"my problem is most guys i fuck expect more fucks and tbh i had just lost my vibrator when i put a meet up and was just desperate at the time of meeting them and not that into meeting them again. help me people of fab." Meet them, wait for their verification, then block them, otherwise they will think you are their new FB. XXX | |||
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"I fancy a guy at work. What's a friendly way of saying "I want to suck your cock till you shake as I look up at you and swallow every drop" ? "FAF? | |||
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"I fancy a guy at work. What's a friendly way of saying "I want to suck your cock till you shake as I look up at you and swallow every drop" ? "Try .... I want to suck your cock till you shake as I look up at you and swallow every drop mate | |||
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"My new friend, an absolutely delicious guy, lives too far away! I want him here, right now and I have to wait. I am so horny for him. I'm throwing my toys out of the pram. I'm in a strop. I need his body again. Please help me. i'm working on teleportation. don't think it'll be ready for humans before 2030 though. i can send you unlimited amounts of frogs to keep you amused for the time being? What if it ends up like the film The Fly though. "that'd actually be cool. if you see any frog/fly hybrids you will know where they came from. | |||
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"finished work early last night. (work night shifts)! when i got home there was a strange car on my drive and garage door open, so i crept through the said garage into the kitchen. i looked through the gap in the door and saw my slut wife bent over the the table with a guy hanging out the back of her (the slut!). at that, i think they heard me, so i rushed back into the garage and hid behind the wheel barrow. i was then i notice the tire was flat, should i try to repair it myself or take it in and have it done professionally?????? "Most inflatable wheelbarrow tyres are tubeless but most self respecting cycle shops stock inner tubes for them so just purchase one and pop it in and inflate Simples | |||
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"Tennis elbow from too much masturbating, what should I do?" Use your other hand | |||
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"Tennis elbow from too much masturbating, what should I do? Use your other hand "But then I will have tennis elbow in both arms? | |||
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"Buy a masterbation machine ...... I have no idea if this is an actual product but it's bound to be" What like a prostitute? | |||
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"Buy a masterbation machine ...... I have no idea if this is an actual product but it's bound to be" I knew someone who got a fucking machine online from those internet sites so I'm sure it does exist. Failing that, supergluing a flesh light onto one of those paint agitators you see at the paint mixing dept at B&Q and sticking the old DooDah in might do the trick... Hmmm... I could make money here...goes off to look at how to patents ideas online... | |||
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"Tennis elbow from too much masturbating, what should I do? Use your other hand
But then I will have tennis elbow in both arms? "Then you dial instawank with your hard cock | |||
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"Do I believe someone who I'd arranged a normal date with today when he text's to say sorry my mum had a fall and she come's out of hospital today so can't make it?! "That's a definite no. | |||
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"Do I believe someone who I'd arranged a normal date with today when he text's to say sorry my mum had a fall and she come's out of hospital today so can't make it?!
That's a definite no." I give up on dating! | |||
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"Do I believe someone who I'd arranged a normal date with today when he text's to say sorry my mum had a fall and she come's out of hospital today so can't make it?! "yes. but fuck him off anyway. | |||
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"Men mail me to ask about my carrot. They never ask me for a fuck. What am I doing wrong? "Lack of pictures of you may be a simple answer? | |||
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"Do I believe someone who I'd arranged a normal date with today when he text's to say sorry my mum had a fall and she come's out of hospital today so can't make it?! "What's he doing with your Mum? | |||
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"Do I believe someone who I'd arranged a normal date with today when he text's to say sorry my mum had a fall and she come's out of hospital today so can't make it?!
yes. but fuck him off anyway. "Yeah I think I will,I just can't make men out. One minute he was really eager texting at 6:45am which was annoying actually saying good morning and kept saying he was really looking forward to meeting,all a bit too full on for me considering we hadn't met yet. Doesn't text me for one day then he come's out with that and I really don't know whether I believe him or not  | |||
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"Do I believe someone who I'd arranged a normal date with today when he text's to say sorry my mum had a fall and she come's out of hospital today so can't make it?!
yes. but fuck him off anyway.
Yeah I think I will,I just can't make men out. One minute he was really eager texting at 6:45am which was annoying actually saying good morning and kept saying he was really looking forward to meeting,all a bit too full on for me considering we hadn't met yet. Doesn't text me for one day then he come's out with that and I really don't know whether I believe him or not "he seems flakey. and wanted at wank at 6.45am maybe? | |||
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"Do I believe someone who I'd arranged a normal date with today when he text's to say sorry my mum had a fall and she come's out of hospital today so can't make it?!
yes. but fuck him off anyway.
Yeah I think I will,I just can't make men out. One minute he was really eager texting at 6:45am which was annoying actually saying good morning and kept saying he was really looking forward to meeting,all a bit too full on for me considering we hadn't met yet. Doesn't text me for one day then he come's out with that and I really don't know whether I believe him or not
he seems flakey. and wanted at wank at 6.45am maybe?"and his photos have disappeared from pof I just noticed | |||
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"Do I believe someone who I'd arranged a normal date with today when he text's to say sorry my mum had a fall and she come's out of hospital today so can't make it?!
yes. but fuck him off anyway.
Yeah I think I will,I just can't make men out. One minute he was really eager texting at 6:45am which was annoying actually saying good morning and kept saying he was really looking forward to meeting,all a bit too full on for me considering we hadn't met yet. Doesn't text me for one day then he come's out with that and I really don't know whether I believe him or not
he seems flakey. and wanted at wank at 6.45am maybe?
and his photos have disappeared from pof I just noticed "probably married/attached. oh well. probably does wanna cheat but can't manage it. his poor mum though getting the blame for that. | |||
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" he seems flakey. and wanted at wank at 6.45am maybe? and his photos have disappeared from pof I just noticed probably married/attached. oh well. probably does wanna cheat but can't manage it. his poor mum though getting the blame for that." I may message his pof profile and ask where his photos have gone,I rarely find anyone I want to meet on there and who want's to meet me as well as it is,so it's pretty disappointing really | |||
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" he seems flakey. and wanted at wank at 6.45am maybe? and his photos have disappeared from pof I just noticed probably married/attached. oh well. probably does wanna cheat but can't manage it. his poor mum though getting the blame for that. I may message his pof profile and ask where his photos have gone,I rarely find anyone I want to meet on there and who want's to meet me as well as it is,so it's pretty disappointing really" yeah ask him anyway, i could be wrong. i got rid of my account there, don't see the point in it if i'm not looking for hook ups. | |||
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" he seems flakey. and wanted at wank at 6.45am maybe? and his photos have disappeared from pof I just noticed probably married/attached. oh well. probably does wanna cheat but can't manage it. his poor mum though getting the blame for that. I may message his pof profile and ask where his photos have gone,I rarely find anyone I want to meet on there and who want's to meet me as well as it is,so it's pretty disappointing really" That's really crap. Mail and ask him but don't get your hopes up.
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" he seems flakey. and wanted at wank at 6.45am maybe? and his photos have disappeared from pof I just noticed probably married/attached. oh well. probably does wanna cheat but can't manage it. his poor mum though getting the blame for that. I may message his pof profile and ask where his photos have gone,I rarely find anyone I want to meet on there and who want's to meet me as well as it is,so it's pretty disappointing really That's really crap. Mail and ask him but don't get your hopes up.
I'm a lucky charm for men. They chat to me then they suddenly meet the woman of their dreams. "I just asked he said it saves getting all the 'meet me' things and message's as he's busy with his mum at the moment and to ring him if I want. I don't know what to believe at the moment  | |||
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" he seems flakey. and wanted at wank at 6.45am maybe? and his photos have disappeared from pof I just noticed probably married/attached. oh well. probably does wanna cheat but can't manage it. his poor mum though getting the blame for that. I may message his pof profile and ask where his photos have gone,I rarely find anyone I want to meet on there and who want's to meet me as well as it is,so it's pretty disappointing really That's really crap. Mail and ask him but don't get your hopes up.
I'm a lucky charm for men. They chat to me then they suddenly meet the woman of their dreams. "Yeah I had that a while back actually,started speaking to a guy on kik chatting for a few day's and then he went quiet. Mailed a few weeks after saying he was sorry he stopped talking,but he'd met someone and started dating her and didnt want to string me along,but he really liked me and hoped I'd find someone soon
Actually I've had this a couple of time's thinking about it and I'd actually met the guy a few time's before he declared he was seeing someone else and was going to give it a go with her.
In fact the more I think about thing's the more I think all men can just f*ck off | |||
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" he seems flakey. and wanted at wank at 6.45am maybe? and his photos have disappeared from pof I just noticed probably married/attached. oh well. probably does wanna cheat but can't manage it. his poor mum though getting the blame for that. I may message his pof profile and ask where his photos have gone,I rarely find anyone I want to meet on there and who want's to meet me as well as it is,so it's pretty disappointing really That's really crap. Mail and ask him but don't get your hopes up.
I'm a lucky charm for men. They chat to me then they suddenly meet the woman of their dreams.
Yeah I had that a while back actually,started speaking to a guy on kik chatting for a few day's and then he went quiet. Mailed a few weeks after saying he was sorry he stopped talking,but he'd met someone and started dating her and didnt want to string me along,but he really liked me and hoped I'd find someone soon
Actually I've had this a couple of time's thinking about it and I'd actually met the guy a few time's before he declared he was seeing someone else and was going to give it a go with her.
In fact the more I think about thing's the more I think all men can just f*ck off "I'm with you on that!!  | |||
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" he seems flakey. and wanted at wank at 6.45am maybe? and his photos have disappeared from pof I just noticed probably married/attached. oh well. probably does wanna cheat but can't manage it. his poor mum though getting the blame for that. I may message his pof profile and ask where his photos have gone,I rarely find anyone I want to meet on there and who want's to meet me as well as it is,so it's pretty disappointing really That's really crap. Mail and ask him but don't get your hopes up.
I'm a lucky charm for men. They chat to me then they suddenly meet the woman of their dreams.
I just asked he said it saves getting all the 'meet me' things and message's as he's busy with his mum at the moment and to ring him if I want. I don't know what to believe at the moment "What he says is true, it's like hiding your profile on here I suppose. Ring him and see how he sounds. It's entirely possible that what he says is true. Hearing him talk might help you decide if he's telling the truth. | |||
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" he seems flakey. and wanted at wank at 6.45am maybe? and his photos have disappeared from pof I just noticed probably married/attached. oh well. probably does wanna cheat but can't manage it. his poor mum though getting the blame for that. I may message his pof profile and ask where his photos have gone,I rarely find anyone I want to meet on there and who want's to meet me as well as it is,so it's pretty disappointing really That's really crap. Mail and ask him but don't get your hopes up.
I'm a lucky charm for men. They chat to me then they suddenly meet the woman of their dreams.
I just asked he said it saves getting all the 'meet me' things and message's as he's busy with his mum at the moment and to ring him if I want. I don't know what to believe at the moment
What he says is true, it's like hiding your profile on here I suppose. Ring him and see how he sounds. It's entirely possible that what he says is true. Hearing him talk might help you decide if he's telling the truth. "I stopped talking to guy's before I meet them year's ago,one big burly guy sounded like a woman over the phone and one with a really strong Sheffield accent put me right off . I feel like I don't want to waste time talking over the phone I know that sounds daft,but I just prefer to meet and see if the attract is there.
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" he seems flakey. and wanted at wank at 6.45am maybe? and his photos have disappeared from pof I just noticed probably married/attached. oh well. probably does wanna cheat but can't manage it. his poor mum though getting the blame for that. I may message his pof profile and ask where his photos have gone,I rarely find anyone I want to meet on there and who want's to meet me as well as it is,so it's pretty disappointing really That's really crap. Mail and ask him but don't get your hopes up.
I'm a lucky charm for men. They chat to me then they suddenly meet the woman of their dreams.
I just asked he said it saves getting all the 'meet me' things and message's as he's busy with his mum at the moment and to ring him if I want. I don't know what to believe at the moment
What he says is true, it's like hiding your profile on here I suppose. Ring him and see how he sounds. It's entirely possible that what he says is true. Hearing him talk might help you decide if he's telling the truth.
I stopped talking to guy's before I meet them year's ago,one big burly guy sounded like a woman over the phone and one with a really strong Sheffield accent put me right off . I feel like I don't want to waste time talking over the phone I know that sounds daft,but I just prefer to meet and see if the attract is there.
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" he seems flakey. and wanted at wank at 6.45am maybe? and his photos have disappeared from pof I just noticed probably married/attached. oh well. probably does wanna cheat but can't manage it. his poor mum though getting the blame for that. I may message his pof profile and ask where his photos have gone,I rarely find anyone I want to meet on there and who want's to meet me as well as it is,so it's pretty disappointing really That's really crap. Mail and ask him but don't get your hopes up.
I'm a lucky charm for men. They chat to me then they suddenly meet the woman of their dreams.
I just asked he said it saves getting all the 'meet me' things and message's as he's busy with his mum at the moment and to ring him if I want. I don't know what to believe at the moment
What he says is true, it's like hiding your profile on here I suppose. Ring him and see how he sounds. It's entirely possible that what he says is true. Hearing him talk might help you decide if he's telling the truth.
I stopped talking to guy's before I meet them year's ago,one big burly guy sounded like a woman over the phone and one with a really strong Sheffield accent put me right off . I feel like I don't want to waste time talking over the phone I know that sounds daft,but I just prefer to meet and see if the attract is there.
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"you don't need to fuck off all men, i'm chatting to some myself and they seem ok. fuck them off once they are not compatible seems more reasonable, or at least if what they want -with you- is not compatible with what you want -from them-. gonna let you into a little secret, to find what you want or at least not lose your faith in men. coz i do whinge a lot about men but have been treated disgustingly by a fair amount of them. but even i know, without all my innocence and naivety, that there are decent men out there. i'm not gonna spoon feed this info coz it's not as simple as that, you need to work it out from your own experiences and you might not want what i want. ok, firstly. you are not gonna find many decent guys on popular sites. these guys are using these sites coz they are easy to find by anyone, especially themselves. lazy people like easy, shallow people like easy, people who do not invest in others like easy. so i had a lot of success on fab by being easy. become hard work and most guys lose interest, unless they think you're still easy because you've previously been easy and these guys will try to get you again from time to time but if they have to put in anything other than minimal effort they will fuck off again so that problem is solved, they might even up their efforts after realising no effort means they get nothing but fucking ignore them anyway as they didn't offer anything of a higher standard initially. easy doesn't mean sex only either, it can be anything you provide them without them having to make much effort. the whole internet makes things easy actually, but the popular places appeal the most as they are the easiest. so where do you find what you want? now you're gonna have to stop making things easy for them this also means you gotta make things harder for yourself. you have got to seek out people who you will be interested in. where you gonna look? not on the popular or well known sites. and not on sites that cost nothing to use. investment of money, even to only a site for starters pretty much means one of 2 things... they are willing to invest, usually a considerable amount of, money into finding what they want. these men are happy to invest financially. are they also going to invest time and effort into the women they want also? the less money they have then it looks like they probably will do that as they don't/can't afford to invest in these sites long term. and i have found this out personally. and that is all i'm giving you. try out lesser known sites, i mean ones that nobody has even mentioned ever and do not give out these sites to anyone coz once they become known they are fucked and ruined for anyone looking for anything of substance, for the reasons mentioned above in the first paragraph about why easy works." Food for thought,I did try Match.com for a year thinking I'd find someone more serious although I didn't intend for it to be a year I forgot to cancel my subscription. That was a flop anyway didn't meet anyone and the few local guy's were on pof anyway and had already messaged me there. Like you say though that's a popular site I just thought I may have better luck. I have had a 2 1/2 year relationship with someone from pof he drove me up the wall though and it shouldn't have lasted that long,I even said in the early day's I'm not sure how compatible we are
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" What he says is true, it's like hiding your profile on here I suppose. Ring him and see how he sounds. It's entirely possible that what he says is true. Hearing him talk might help you decide if he's telling the truth.
I stopped talking to guy's before I meet them year's ago,one big burly guy sounded like a woman over the phone and one with a really strong Sheffield accent put me right off . I feel like I don't want to waste time talking over the phone I know that sounds daft,but I just prefer to meet and see if the attract is there.
I've said yes to arranging another time
Yay good luck! "I'll need it thankyou,if he turns out to be attached or is some nutter he's disappearing under some work I've having done soon in my garden | |||
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"Food for thought,I did try Match.com for a year thinking I'd find someone more serious although I didn't intend for it to be a year I forgot to cancel my subscription. That was a flop anyway didn't meet anyone and the few local guy's were on pof anyway and had already messaged me there. Like you say though that's a popular site I just thought I may have better luck. I have had a 2 1/2 year relationship with someone from pof he drove me up the wall though and it shouldn't have lasted that long,I even said in the early day's I'm not sure how compatible we are
I really don't know why certain people find it really hard to find someone there's enough bloody people on this planet,I only want one of them . I still like my own space though."it works for me, but like i said it might not wor for everyone. i stopped looking for meets on here since the end of summer last year, just didn't see the point in looking in a place that didn't seem to have anything i wanted. did meet a very few guys after this because i thought trying something different on here would work but it didn't and just confirmed what i wanted isn't on here. i'm still open to meeting from here but not in any way where i've done it before that didn't work then. what i want changes also when looking for certain things means i don't get what i actually want. | |||
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