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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Started off really well. Got my stuff from Holland n Barrett then had a Carmel cortado for Costa they are really yummy little cups of heaven. Went for my tattoo which I'm delighted with. I'll pop up a pic tomorrow.

Cos I was feeling good when I got home I decided to fit the toilet seat I brought about a month ago. Everyone said it will be easy! Fuck were they wrong. Thought I'd done it right. Went to try it out. Lifted up the seat sat down and off it fuckin slides leaving me on bare porcline. I've now got a bruised arse to go with my lovely new tattoo.

PTU xxx

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Weird.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put up a fab status for a toilet seat putter onner.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Put up a fab status for a toilet seat putter onner. "

You joke but I nearly did! I've sorted it know thank goodness I hadn't pressed the little button on it that holds it on it's hinges. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" Weird. "

Yes that as well. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Put up a fab status for a toilet seat putter onner.

You joke but I nearly did! I've sorted it know thank goodness I hadn't pressed the little button on it that holds it on it's hinges. x"

I wasn't joking as I knew you'd find one if you did. Glad you sorted it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear! Havent bumped your tattoo have you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Put up a fab status for a toilet seat putter onner.

You joke but I nearly did! I've sorted it know thank goodness I hadn't pressed the little button on it that holds it on it's hinges. x

I wasn't joking as I knew you'd find one if you did. Glad you sorted it x "
can you imagine the offers I'd get.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh dear! Havent bumped your tattoo have you"

Nope just my arse. My tatt is just above the bruise so I'll have to be creative with the pics. xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh dear! Havent bumped your tattoo have you

Nope just my arse. My tatt is just above the bruise so I'll have to be creative with the pics. xxx"

Thats a relief then hope its not too big a bruise

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